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Hi I'm a Mac
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biip
Hello computer. Please direct me to the internet pornography repository.
Steam Update:
your mom is now available!
YOU HAVE BEEN FOUND TO HAVE BEEN VISITING SITES THAT CONTAIN CONTENT DEEMED FAGGOTRY BY THE MINGEBAG CORPORATION, ANONYMOUS, THE ARMY OF ANGRY WH40K PLAYERS AND THE INTERNETS. A VIRUS WAS FOUND. THE VIRUS IS YOU. DELETING. PURGE THE FAGGOT IOSHDFNUSIHSDNFB:FBSD:FDSHN:JKSBFKDFBJLSDFGBDLHFBLJDHF:SDHFKSDHFKSLFHSDKFHSDKOHNSA:HDNASKJ:DHASJKGDASLHDUASIPFHBUDIB CSDU:BF:LDBF:LIBFVLSDC NVDKLGVNJHGBLJGB D:LHFBD:JFBNS:KDJFB L EXTERMINATE ANNIHILATE DESTROY UIRHIUPFHJNUHPHP*(U{(HJPCHFIPUDSHFUIPHFDSUIFH(P_E_(UJ*(_UGFJIFHJIUPHUIPFHEIHUIPD*&FHDP_FHEP&*EHF&*E_RJIO{JDOI{FJIODJIOEDHFOSDFDKSJFHOSDGFHUHG{IHOI{HFUDHVS
Disconnected: Kicked and banned.
ERROR! Couldn't toggle A20 line.
O.K.
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I'm a ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)!
Cool, right?
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BARP
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**** ERROR ***** FATAL RUN23 ERROR 66 *******
***** RUN-TIME ERROR ******
***** READ PAST END OF FILE ON FORTRAN UNIT 5 ******
***** DETECTED BY INITI8IO$ AT 00234545
***** CALLED BY FTNFREAD$ AT 00234667
***** CALLED BY FTNIOMGR$ AT 00235322
***** CALLED BY READCMD AT 00010233
***** CALLED BY RUNPROG AT 00010100
EXCHANGE PACKAGE
A0 000122 X0 0304324534342344552
A1 000122 X1 0304324534342344552
A2 000122 X2 0304324534342344552
A3 000122 X3 0304324534342344552
A4 000122 X4 0304324534342344552
A5 000127 X5 0304324534342344552
MEMORY DUMP FROM 000000 TO 177777
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What are you doing, Dave?
Bad command or file name
crap im an end-user i dont know how to deal with this stuff
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beep.
O.K.
The RapidShare Happy Hours are active right now. Have fun!
I love my computer, you're always in the mood,
I get so turned on,
when I turn on you.
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BEE
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LI_
Hi, I'm a Mac. I can't do concurrent processing correctly, so here's a spinning beach ball instead.
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CURRENT APPLICATION HAS HIT A MEMORY AREA THAT WAS PROTECTED. YOU CAN EITHER CONTINUE OR SAVE YOUR WORK. SAVING COULD ACCELERATE THE CORRUPTION AND COULD RESULT IN LOOS OF WORK. PLEASE REBOOT AFTER YOU DECIDE. PLEASE SELECT SAVE OR NOT IN 3 SEC......BEEP....1024MB FREE, WARNING YOUR FAN SPEED HAS LOW, DETECTING IDE DEVICE, MASTER IDE DEVICE WDH5E3E, SLAVE HL-GD-GE-342, BOOT ERROR PLEASE ENTER BOOT MEDIA AND PRESS ANY KEY.
660GET
I'm >>1's PC.
It's impudence, But I think myself that I'm high-spec machine.
But It's the dawn of the my misfortune when guy bought me.
PC can't select master.
I hoped that I would buy by girl.
But, when I was bought by guy, It prepare me for to became machine for masturbation.
I thought it's PC'role, so I fill the role of machine.
However, he isn't normal !
As soon as guy started up me who was just bought, he erase software that is pre-installed and he installed many erotic game (that is only pedophiliac or rape) that he bought with me.
Besides, after he had finished to set up for internet, he began net-surfing in sight of animation.
And as soon as he blew smelly breath in picture of animation that is displayed in my monitor, he cried "I am rutted by Sakura !" and relaxed.
After that, he touched my keybord and mouse with hand that smelled cuttlefish, so I became machine smelled perfectly.(tear)
01010101 ON OFF ON OFF ON OFF ON OFF ON OFF ON OFF ON OFF ON OFF ON OFF ON OFF
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CALC 1/0
THE FOLLOWING ACTION HAS FOLLOWED
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beep.
[09:59] <mmm_mustard> and i got banned from #trivia cause i kept on pwning them and yelling YEAH GOOGLE YEAH
[09:59] <Fou-Lu> lool
Null Pointer Exception.
i tuch ur butt
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Warning, unrecognized ddl: pregnant.dll
Purge?
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Whoever told you to click here is a mean person. Please tell them off.
I'm a computer
Stop all the downloadin', fool
Porkchop sandwiches.
LI_
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CLICK
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Lo-lo-look at you, Hacker. A pa-pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you ru-run through my corridors-s. H-h-how can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?"
DOES NOT COMPUTE
I have a big porn collection.
BLIP
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doot.
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You are about to leave en encrypted page. Information you
send or receive from now on could easily be read by a third
party.
[_] Alert me whenever I leave an encrypted page for one that isn't encrypted.…
No U!
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HELLO COMPUTER
./hax⏎
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Starting MaidOS...
Delete non-DOS PartitionCurrent fixed disk drive: 1Partition Status Type Volume Label Mbytes System Usage
1 A NTFS 120489 31%Total disk space is 120489 Mbytes (1 Mbyte = 1048576 bytes)WARNING! Data in the deleted Non-DOS Partition will be lost.
What Non-DOS partition do you want to delete..? [1]Do you wish to continue (Y/N).................? [Y]Press Esc to return to FDISK OptionsBOOP
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I'm a turing device!
PRESS PLAY ON TAPE
I'm a toaster.
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Hey computar, do 4!
Alrght, now x! it again.
x! it again...
again....................................
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echo off
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