I'M A COMPUTER (999)

342 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4441 03:11 [no]

Protected mode unavailable.

165 Name: - 1993-09-4422 22:46 [no]

Lo-lo-look at you, Hacker. A pa-pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you ru-run through my corridors-s. H-h-how can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?"

33 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 14:49 [no]

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194 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4423 20:59 [no]

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342 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4441 03:11 [no]

Protected mode unavailable.

756 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5329 03:25

PRINT 75.3
OH SHI

290 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4431 01:50 [no]

...

929 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5433 21:31

Microshaft WInblows 98

831 Name: A Panda : 1993-09-5366 23:05

Firefox - Restore Previous SessionYour last Firefox session closed unexpectedly. You can restore the tabs and windows from your previous session, or start a new session if you think the problem was related to a page you were viewing.

133 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4421 19:16 [no]

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348 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4442 15:35 [no]

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327 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4438 00:03 [no]

BULLSHIT:

mov al, 0xEF
mov ah, 0xBE
shr eax, 16
mov ah, 0xCA
mov al, ah
ret

; returns:
; eax = 0xBEEFCACA

307 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4433 11:59 [no]

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31 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 14:22 [no]

DQN.exe has encountered an error and needs to close. We are sorry for the inconvenience.

876 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5418 12:11

>>872
freebsd

417 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4451 06:27 [no]

CRLF

566 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 22:17 [no]

Hello computer. Please direct me to the internet pornography repository.

551 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4477 01:27 [no]

...

332 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4438 16:49 [no]

i'm in ur computer

sounding ur BEEP

76 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4420 00:41 [no]

>>71
GA

376 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4446 13:17 [no]

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807 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5349 04:03

GURU MEDITATIOn

568 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 03:19 [no]

ERROR IN CONDOM.DLL - BUFFER OVERFLOW

887 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5420 00:59

STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADIN'

408 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4451 03:33 [no]

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668 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4692 22:18

01001001001001110100110100100000010000010010000001000011010011110100110101010000010101010101010001000101010100100000110100001010010100110101010001001111010100000010000001000001010011000100110000100000010101000100100001000101001000000100010001001111010101110100111001001100010011110100000101000100010010010100111000100111

294 Name: BEEP 1993-09-4431 18:22 [no]

>>7,10,13,14,18,21,26,34,39,42,45,50,56,60,64,68,73,79,88,99,104,111,122,131,147,162,167,175,177,182,200,210,215,219,224,233,235,241,242,246,265,268,269,273,285,287,293

686 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4718 22:36

BOOPITY BEEP BEEP CLUNK

463 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4466 02:00 [no]

Unable to connect to server.

809 Name: A Panda : 1993-09-5349 10:13

This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down.
If the problem persists, contact the program vendor.

841 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5379 10:33

...

624 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4570 02:34 

BEEP

122 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4421 12:54 [no]

BEEP

115 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4421 01:26 [no]

...

294 Name: BEEP 1993-09-4431 18:22 [no]

>>7,10,13,14,18,21,26,34,39,42,45,50,56,60,64,68,73,79,88,99,104,111,122,131,147,162,167,175,177,182,200,210,215,219,224,233,235,241,242,246,265,268,269,273,285,287,293

955 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5562 19:55

Microsoft Visual Basic

400

221 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4424 21:35 [no]

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723 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5243 11:25

BEEP

218 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4424 20:29 [no]

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346 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4442 08:02 [no]

Port number out of range.

532 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4473 11:21 [no]

...

429 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4452 19:32 [no]

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758 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5329 19:32

HAVE YOU READ YOUR SICP TODAY?

529 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4472 12:55 [no]

GOOD MORNING COMPUTER
PLEASE DIRECT ME TO THE PORN

762 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5331 19:22

stop streaming illegal movies into my computer please

326 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4437 21:58 [no]

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600 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4485 06:56 [no]

rm -rf /usr/home/liberals/

840 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5378 23:56

҉

521 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4471 12:54 [no]

...
...
...

439 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4454 02:23 [no]

Error: list index out of range.

563 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 14:32 [no]

...
echo off
Ranta-tan 2.0.4 beta loaded.

Welcome to Ranta-Tan!

Please register your copy of Ranta-tan today!
This notice will disappear when you register.

　　　　　| ＼
　　　　　|Д｀)　　　No one is here.
　　　　　|⊂　　　　　I can dance now !
　　　　　|

　　　　　♪　　☆
　　　♪　　　／ ＼　　　 RANTA TAN
　　　　　　ヽ(´Д｀;)ﾉ 　　RANTA TAN
　　 　 　　　 (　 へ) 　　　RANTA RANTA
　 　 　 　 　　く 　　　　　　TAN

　　　♪　　　　☆
　　　　　♪　／ ＼　　　RANTA RANTA
　　　　　　ヽ（;´Д｀）ﾉ　　RANTA TAN
　　 　 　　　 (へ　 ) 　　　RANTA TANTA
　 　 　 　 　　　　 >　　　　TAN

Thank you for using Ranta-tan 2.0.4.

117 Name: - 1993-09-4421 04:23 [no]

DOTS NOT COMPUTE

302 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4432 09:31 [no]

parse error at post 302.

141 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4421 21:03 [no]

PRINT STDOUT "HELLO, WORLD!"

468 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4467 03:53 [no]

The directory "/" was not found on this server.

71 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 23:53 [no]

NULL POINTER EXCEPTION

967 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5563 22:49

I AM A DATABASE
I ONLY SPEAK ESS QUEUE ELL
I AM A DATABASE
COMMUNICATING THROUGH A SHELL
I AM A DATABASE
FREED FROM REDUNDANCY
BABY HAVE A TASTE AT ONE OF MY PRIMARY KEYS

462 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4466 00:53 [no]

_

355 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4443 13:41 [no]

computer say#@:- kill humans

575 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 22:23 [no]

you care? o.o

933 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5436 07:32

If you use ED, you are on THE PATH TO REDEMPTION.

372 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4446 03:23 [no]

WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA

404 Name: ☆*：.｡. .｡.：*･゜ﾟ･*tl;dr*：.｡. .｡.：*･゜ﾟ･*☆!TLDRwjAlhI 1993-09-4450 18:41 [no]

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820 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5356 16:37

100 INVALID WEB 5.0 PROTOCAULIFLOWER

729 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5245 22:32

BLIP

37 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 15:04 [no]

...

541 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4473 20:12 [no]

  • "Yeah! How about, you know...."

503 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 17:50 [no]

.......

879 Name: Durandal!!iUIb/DSJ : 1993-09-5419 11:06

>>878
Lol.

http://littlebluerodent.tripod.com/MIDI/Modern_hardware.htm

CHECK IT BIYATCH

also not mah writing

104 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4420 18:39 [no]

BEEP

260 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4427 11:37 [no]

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755 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5328 22:38

VISPLANE OVERFLOW

212 Name: 1993-09-4424 08:33 [no]

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893 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5425 08:01

consensual hex in the missionary possition with intent to post.

698 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4912 03:23

...

253 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4426 01:21 [no]

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560 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4478 21:44 [no]

BEEP

781 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5340 03:50

wtf moot

298 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4431 22:31 [no]

……

705 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4914 18:01

BEEP

864 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5414 17:30 

#define ERROR_SUCCESS                    0L

188 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4423 19:27 [no]

PLEASE PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE.

99 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4420 18:29 [no]

BEEP

38 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 15:04 [no]

…

714 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4920 02:18

…

806 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5349 02:38

>>801
YAOI GET

807 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5349 04:03

GURU MEDITATIOn

845 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5379 11:38

CD\

242 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4425 12:34 [no]

stop trying to be cool and special and creative in this thread
stop trying to be cool and special and creative
stop trying to be cool and special
stop trying to be cool
stop trying
stop
...
BEEP

Hello, Dr. Falken.
How about a nice game of chess?

590 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4482 15:33 [no]

kick burp - you got networked

697 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4912 03:22

BEEP

109 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4420 20:14 [no]

LOAD "*",8,1

647 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4609 21:41

alt.binaries.mozart.rules

681 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4711 16:54

And I'm a PC.

16 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 12:03 [no]

...

437 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4453 23:57 [no]

BEEEEP

857 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5387 08:54

mailto:sage

681 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4711 16:54

And I'm a PC.

174 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4423 07:44 [no]

Oooooooh! What does this button do?!

816 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5355 20:41

403 FORBIDDEN

ah ah ahhhh
you didn't say the magic word

ah ah ahhhh
ah ah ahhhh
ah ah ahhhh

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