I'M A COMPUTER (999)

249 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4425 19:09 [no]

Bad command or file name

809 Name: A Panda : 1993-09-5349 10:13

This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down.
If the problem persists, contact the program vendor.

646 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4608 19:50

legion

946 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5505 00:34

THE PAGE YOU WERE LOOKING FOR WAS FOUND.
DO YOU WANT TO TRY AGAIN? Y/N

599 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4485 05:09 [no]

rename WORLD_DOMINATION.EXE Patriot_Act.pif

14 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 11:56 [no]

BEEP

633 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4572 16:32

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) MEETTENS!

30 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 13:45 [no]

…

389 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4447 00:19 [no]

>>387
ELIZA: We were discussing you -- not me.

145 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4421 21:40 [no]

U+25A0 BLACK SQUARE
■

272 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4428 13:35 [no]

…

419 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4452 13:21 [no]

BEEP

869 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5416 05:14

01001001001000000110100001100001011110000110010101100100001000000111100101101111011101010111001000100000011011010110111101101101

519 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4471 12:02 [no]

…　…　…　…　…　…

189 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4423 19:27 [no]

…

593 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4483 13:08 [no]

Terrorist win.

667 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4689 16:40

>>666
www.gaiaonline.com

322 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4437 08:26 [no]

BEEP IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

783 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5342 01:11

CTRL ALT DEL

968 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5564 07:59

HTTP://> 10 DOWNLOAD YOUTUBE.COM
DOWNLOADING... ============|100%
INSTALLING.... ============|100%
INSTALLATION SUCCESSFUL
ABORT
HTTP://> 20 █

565 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 20:31 [no]

Please insert the disk labelled "Windows XP Professional CD-ROM" into Drive A:
Press ENTER when ready.

http://nolte-net.de/en/article/windowsxp-problem.html
http://nolte-net.de/images/witze/cartoons/microsoft/ori_windowsxp-problem.jpg

995 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5575 02:18

BEEP BOOPO

624 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4570 02:34 

BEEP

144 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4421 21:24 [no]

...

183 Name: - 1993-09-4423 17:07 [no]

memory error memory erro memory err memory er memory e memory memor memo mem me m

670 Name: NotTripcodeAnymore!PYZX54X2L. : 1993-09-4696 19:45

...Beep?

130 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4421 18:49 [no]

…

360 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4444 22:55 [no]

<Press any key to continue>

700 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4912 03:25

...

531 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4472 17:17 [no]

porn is hard to filter
porn is free
porn is 'cheating'
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porn is the biggest download problem
porn is free?
porn is a four
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porn is a mess
porn is 'cheating' by nick farrell
porn is the biggest download problem by officialspin news wire mar 23
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porn is "wrong"? dear dr
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Display more results? Y/N

147 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4421 21:54 [no]

BEEP

671 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4700 02:03

Hey, where did ya go? I'm a COMPUTER baby, so why don't cha rape me?

888 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5422 02:55

Your download is complete:
Brokeback_Mountain_(Complete_DVD).mpg

743 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5325 02:08

rm -rf

567 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 00:14 [no]

Computing................
.................................
.................................
.................................
.................................
OK! >>530

593 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4483 13:08 [no]

Terrorist win.

981 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5572 15:37

You need to restart your computer. Hold down the Power button for several seconds or press the Restart button.

877 Name: Durandal!!iUIb/DSJ : 1993-09-5419 06:29

>>872
I can't fucking believe I'm saying this. BeOS.

385 Name: ☆*：.｡. .｡.：*･゜ﾟ･*tl;dr*：.｡. .｡.：*･゜ﾟ･*☆!TLDRwjAlhI 1993-09-4446 18:30 [no]

BEEP!

710 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4916 23:40

BEEP

880 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5419 16:58

>>878 AMIGA OS is

175 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4423 07:55 [no]

BEEP

46 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 17:46 [no]

…

661 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4689 07:07

INSERT COIN

923 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5431 21:37

ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR

144 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4421 21:24 [no]

...

746 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5325 16:39

BEEP

669 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4693 00:37

...

38 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 15:04 [no]

…

884 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5420 00:46

...

554 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4478 07:38 [no]

Stop spooging all over my keys. ;(

721 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5177 09:06

STOP BUGGIN'

373 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4446 05:02 [no]

bleep

537 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4473 19:16 [no]

FROM HERE ON YOU SHALL BE MY MAID.
AND IM YOUR MASTER.
YOU WILL DO AS I PLEASE FROM NOW ON.

124 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4421 16:31 [no]

…

143 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4421 21:20 [no]

…

106 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4420 18:46 [no]

PRESS PLAY ON TAPE

610 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4511 22:03 [no]

...

207 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4424 05:33 [no]

Delete DOS Partition or Logical DOS Drive

Current fixed disk drive: 1

Choose one of the following:

1. Delete Primary DOS partition

2. Delete Extended DOS Partition

3. Delete Logical DOS Drive(s) in the Extended DOS Partition

4. Delete Non-DOS Partition

Enter Choice: [ 1 ]

Press Esc to return to FDISK Options

621 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4568 13:47

…

682 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4711 17:05

And I'm GNU/Linux.

This post copyright (c) 2006 ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃
Permission is granted to copy, distribute and/or modify this post under the terms of the GNU Free Documentation License, Version 1.2 or any later version published by the Free Software Foundation; with no Invariant Sections, no Front-Cover Texts, and no Back-Cover Texts. A copy of the license is included in the section entitled "GNU Free Documentation License". Alternatively, you may download the GNU Free Documentation License at the URL http://www.gnu.org/copyleft/fdl.html

874 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5416 19:20

I'm a computer
Stop all the downloadin', fool
Porkchop sandwiches.

439 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4454 02:23 [no]

Error: list index out of range.

259 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4427 07:17 [no]

…

321 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4437 06:18 [no]

Why isn't the anon-name be changed to "BEEP" or something yet?

464 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4466 02:37 [no]

Oh no, SQL is down!

503 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 17:50 [no]

.......

457 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4464 04:50 [no]

Kernel panic: Out of memory and no killable processes...

850 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5381 16:39

I have a big porn collection.

858 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5388 00:45

Error! This computer does not have a Panda language pack.

328 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4438 10:48 [no]

…

945 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5504 16:45

Connection reset by a short Mexican with wire cutters.

108 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4420 18:53 [no]

...

235 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4425 11:01 [no]

(Also stop trying to be cool and special and creative in this thread. This thread is all about "…" and "BEEP".)

BEEP

494 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 18:42 [no]

Disk full!
Start deleting files at random to make space?
YES/no (...assuming YES in 5 seconds)
4
3
2
1
0
Deleting...
Done, disk empty.
System files not found!
== Please insert Operating System disk ==

34 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 14:49 [no]

BEEP

979 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5572 07:08

Kernel Panic.

136 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4421 19:47 [no]

A CHILD HAS BEEN STOPPED

291 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4431 04:33 [no]

; nasm code for the most stable Operating System on earth!

cli ; CLear Interrupt flag
label1: jmp label1 ; do nothing in a loop

911 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5430 23:07

>>909

[2] Please

233 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4425 06:06 [no]

BEEP

446 Name: W.T.Snacks 1993-09-4455 21:03 [no]

i2c_adapter i2c-0: sendbytes: error - bailout.
msp34xx: I/O error #1 (read 0x12/0x18)

586 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 20:54 [no]

PING? PONG!

923 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5431 21:37

ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR

290 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4431 01:50 [no]

...

975 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5571 17:36

　　　　　　／/
　　　　／⌒⌒ﾞ;　creak~
　　　/∩ﾉヾ､､､.;　　　the word under the street is
　　 /　l |､^ヮ^,||＿ nurupo!
　　/／.|.~!V:Vヽ／　
　　"￣￣￣"∪

828 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5363 14:24

(450) Retransmission error: Someone is playing lasso with the network cables

37 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 15:04 [no]

...

992 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5574 17:19

Hi, I'm a really good Mac, I've yet to show my user any beach balls


773 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5337 09:44

SYNTAX ERROR
THIS IS FOREVER

282 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4429 20:55 [no]

rm -rf /

102 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4420 18:37 [no]

...

751 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5326 14:32

[09:59] <mmm_mustard> and i got banned from #trivia cause i kept on pwning them and yelling YEAH GOOGLE YEAH
[09:59] <Fou-Lu> lool

984 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5572 23:14

Your laptop is frozen. Enjoy unscrewing the battery compartment.

371 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4446 01:44 [no]

BEEP

812 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5352 17:34

404 File not found

714 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4920 02:18

…

275 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4428 21:37 [no]

…

493 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 17:48 [no]

root@ricething (~) # wget http://us.releases.ubuntu.com/releases/5.10/ubuntu-5.10-install-i386.iso

954 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5562 17:04

GZDoom Very Fatal Error

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