I'M A COMPUTER (999)

978 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5572 06:48

YOU ARE RUNNING OUT OF HARD DRIVE SPACE, PLEASE DELETE SOME SHIT

145 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4421 21:40 [no]

U+25A0 BLACK SQUARE
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403 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4450 16:11 [no]

<computer say#@>:- 'Deleting partition' is not found

<#@>:- why?

<computer say#@>:- it was kidnapped

<#@>:-...

719 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5173 07:41

BEEP

443 Name: W.T.Snacks 1993-09-4455 12:44 [no]

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251 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4425 20:25 [no]

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643 Name: -_- : 1993-09-4576 03:17

01000010 01100101 01100101 01110000 00100000

926 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5432 19:20

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607 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4493 06:12 [no]

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166 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4422 23:33 [no]

Operating System not found

16 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 12:03 [no]

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36 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 15:03 [no]

WHERE WHOULD YOU LIKE TO GO TODAY, >>35

141 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4421 21:03 [no]

PRINT STDOUT "HELLO, WORLD!"

261 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4427 20:02 [no]

The FBI is right around the corner and they know about your porn! (Yes, even THAT one) Click here to cover your tracks or you could end up in jail for the next twenty years!

943 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5504 01:36

Cables have been cut
Southwest of Northeast somewhere
We are not amused.

620 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4568 02:31

stop

456 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4464 04:48 [no]

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903 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5428 17:17

I AM A JAPANESE COMPUTER

Please, update me to Windows Vista, I'm tired of having Windows 98 on me still.

135 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4421 19:31 [no]

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882 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5420 00:39

this thread is over 1000 days old!

993 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5574 21:42

>>992
Because you don't run anything

361 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4445 12:57 [no]

click

241 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4425 11:28 [no]

BEEP

811 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5352 01:10

500 Internal Server Error

524 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4471 22:15 [no]

HELLO COMPUTER

965 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5563 21:18

ATTENTION
This room is fulfilled mit special electronische equippment. Fingergrabbing and pressing the cnoeppkes from the computers is allowed for die experts only! So all the glefthandersh stay away and do not disturben the brainstorming von here working intelligencies. Otherwise you will be out thrown and kicked anderswhere!

Also: please keep still and only watchen astaunished the blinkenlights.

511 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 23:56 [no]

format c: /u

477 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 13:00 [no]

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560 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4478 21:44 [no]

BEEP

581 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 09:05 [no]

I'm the operator with my pocket calculator
I am adding and subtracting
I'm controlling and composing
by pressing down a special key it plays a little melody

bokuwa ongakuka, dentaku katateni
tashitari, hiitari
sousashite, sakkyoku suru
kono botan oseba, ongaku kanaderu

499 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 11:56 [no]

632 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4572 14:33

( ί -ί) ...

( ί -ί) ...

( ί ƒŽί) BEEP

62 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 21:51 [no]

c

217 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4424 19:07 [no]

What's up Dawg!

392 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4447 16:29 [no]

c

96 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4420 15:53 [no]

...

923 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5431 21:37

ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR

900 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5426 09:23

( E-E)

816 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5355 20:41

403 FORBIDDEN

ah ah ahhhh
you didn't say the magic word

ah ah ahhhh
ah ah ahhhh
ah ah ahhhh

66 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 22:52 [no]

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663 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4689 13:43

MY SPRING IS RUNNING DOWN... PLEASE REWIND IMMEDIATELY OR SAVE YOUR DOCUMENTS.

337 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4438 22:23 [no]

...

392 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4447 16:29 [no]

c

482 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 13:33 [no]

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485 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 15:18 [no]

...

37 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 15:04 [no]

...

149 Name: - 1993-09-4422 00:45 [no]

C:\>_

293 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4431 12:07 [no]

BEEP

466 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4466 21:23 [no]

Connection has limited or no connectivity.

Recieved: 0 Sent: 142

[Repair]

495 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 23:36 [no]

Windows 3.11 for workgoups
Copyright (C) Microsoft Corporation 1985-1992
Disk 1
Initializing setup........

88 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4420 08:11 [no]

BEEP

408 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4451 03:33 [no]

c

919 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5431 15:08

                       PEDOBEAR
Administrator
Password protected
    Password  ________Let's rape some lolis!______________

13 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 11:19 [no]

and it was like BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP

135 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4421 19:31 [no]

c

782 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5341 11:23

pc load letter

536 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4473 18:59 [no]

BEEP

87 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4420 08:09 [no]

c

90 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4420 11:02 [no]

...

360 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4444 22:55 [no]

<Press any key to continue>

529 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4472 12:55 [no]

GOOD MORNING COMPUTER
PLEASE DIRECT ME TO THE PORN

261 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4427 20:02 [no]

The FBI is right around the corner and they know about your porn! (Yes, even THAT one) Click here to cover your tracks or you could end up in jail for the next twenty years!

508 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 22:50 [no]

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161 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4422 20:30 [no]

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543 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4474 02:36 [no]

Red Hat Enterprise Linux Test Page

This page is used to test the proper operation of the Apache HTTP server after it has been installed. If you can read this page, it means that the Apache HTTP server installed at this site is working properly.

If you are a member of the general public:

The fact that you are seeing this page indicates that the website you just visited is either experiencing problems, or is undergoing routine maintenance.

255 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4426 06:20 [no]

BLIP

50 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 19:59 [no]

BEEP

986 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5573 01:33

Your data has been successfully terminated, thank you for using ReiserFS.

313 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4435 19:19 [no]

shutdown -h now

233 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4425 06:06 [no]

BEEP

394 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4447 16:29 [no]

c

750 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5326 00:03

...

273 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4428 16:37 [no]

BEEP

901 Name: Lucas-kun : 1993-09-5427 19:35

...

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319 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4437 03:13 [no]

RUNDLL32 SHELL32.DLL,SHExitWindowsEx 1

209 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4424 05:52 [no]

Partition Deleted
<Please restart your computer>

a:\>___

103 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4420 18:37 [no]

...

545 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4474 13:06 [no]

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835 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5368 21:40

dd if=/dev/random of=/dev/dsp

577 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 00:22 [no]

Error in >>576 pointing out imperfections of ugly sack of mostly water.

324 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4437 14:57 [no]

c

208 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4424 05:49 [no]

                        Delete non-DOS Partition
Current fixed disk drive: 1
Partition  Status   Type    Volume Label  Mbytes   System   Usage
1 A NTFS 120489 31%
Total disk space is 120489 Mbytes (1 Mbyte = 1048576 bytes)
WARNING! Data in the deleted Non-DOS Partition will be lost.
What Non-DOS partition do you want to delete..? [1]
Do you wish to continue (Y/N).................? [Y]
Press Esc to return to FDISK Options

987 Name: ( EƒΦ) : 1993-09-5573 21:53

function gram_t() {

var its_t = Math.floor(Math.random()*2);
var and_so = "";
if(its_t == 0) {and_so = vowel() + gram_f()}
if(its_t == 1) {and_so = vowel() + gram_e() + "e"}
return and_so;

}
function gram_u() {

var in_my_car = ["er", "ish", "ly", "en", "ing", "ness", "ment", "able", "ive"];
var its_u = Math.floor(Math.random()*9);
return in_my_car[its_u];

}
function gram_c() {

var offseason = "s" + gram_p();
var cruise = gram_r() + "r";
var hot_weather = gram_l() + "l";
var about_the_money = ["b", "c", "ch", "d", "f", "g", "h", "j", "k", "l", "m", "n", "p", "qu", "r", "s", "sh", "t", "th", "v", "w", "y", offseason, cruise, hot_weather];

684 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4718 22:12

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9 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 09:44 [no]

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488 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 15:28 [no]

GRUB  version 0.91  (638K lower/ 130048K upper memory)  
+------------------------------------------------------------+
| Microsoft Windows (r) XP Professional |
| Gentoo Linux 2.6.15-rc2-xtreme1 root@ricebox |
| Mac Os X for x86 Leaked 10.4.1 |
| |
| |
+------------------------------------------------------------+
Use the ͺ and « keys to select which entry is highlighted.
Press enter to boot the selected OS, 'e' to edit the
commands before booting, or 'c' for a command-line.
The highlighted entry will be booted automatically in 10 seconds.

39 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 15:30 [no]

CURRENT APPLICATION HAS HIT A MEMORY AREA THAT WAS PROTECTED. YOU CAN EITHER CONTINUE OR SAVE YOUR WORK. SAVING COULD ACCELERATE THE CORRUPTION AND COULD RESULT IN LOOS OF WORK. PLEASE REBOOT AFTER YOU DECIDE. PLEASE SELECT SAVE OR NOT IN 3 SEC......BEEP....1024MB FREE, WARNING YOUR FAN SPEED HAS LOW, DETECTING IDE DEVICE, MASTER IDE DEVICE WDH5E3E, SLAVE HL-GD-GE-342, BOOT ERROR PLEASE ENTER BOOT MEDIA AND PRESS ANY KEY.

531 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4472 17:17 [no]

porn is hard to filter
porn is free
porn is 'cheating'
porn is bad cash
porn is the biggest download problem
porn is free?
porn is a four
porn is in & out & in & out again
porn is for losers
porn is harming our kids
porn is involved
porn is found here
porn is too accessible
porn is as close as the off button
porn is already illegal
porn is superior to
porn is bad for you
porn is the family business
porn is sorta good for kids
porn is
porn is dead
porn is god and beer is his right hand man
porn is boring
porn is better than prozac for seniors on c
porn is smaller than
porn is king
porn is ok
porn is everywhere
porn is mainstream
porn is better than drugs
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porn is bad folks
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porn is way more fun than watching the super bowl by avn's editorial staff 10
porn is full of the fetish signifiers of sexual allure
porn is fake
porn is as high as an elephant's eye
porn is everywhere and lots of people
porn is a mess
porn is 'cheating' by nick farrell
porn is the biggest download problem by officialspin news wire mar 23
porn is now a four
porn is in & out & in & out again
porn is best left to the experts
porn is as close as the off button ellis glazier
porn is unconvincing
porn is superior to trad hetero smut
porn is innovating in another important way
porn is bad for kids
porn is boring by bob levey wednesday
porn is better than prozac for seniors
porn is smaller than gambling
porn is king by nick selby amsterdam
porn is one of the best things in the world
porn is "wrong"? dear dr
porn is as american as apple pie question
porn is going to be an industry
porn is shown at workplace posted by
porn is not bad so long as you don't force it on someone who doesn't care for it
porn is blessing' from the
porn is on the way posted thu
porn is "america's game"
porn is "america's game"' from
porn is for the birds video fight to benefit valley wildlife group
porn is closer than you think
porn is another story

Display more results? Y/N

610 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4511 22:03 [no]

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262 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4427 20:20 [no]

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627 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 16:02

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579 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 02:33 [no]

Software update
New software is available for your computer.
If you're not ready to install now, you can use the Software Update preference to check for updates later.

iPod Updater 2005-11-17 36.8MB
iPod Updater 2005-11-17 includes new iPod Software 1.1.3 for iPod shuffle. iPod Updater 2005-11-17 contains the same software versions as iPod Updater 2005-10-12 for all other iPod models.
Features of iPod Software 1.1.3 iPod shuffle:
Bug fixes

Security Update 2005-009 1.0 5.9 MB
Security Update 2005-009 delivers a number of security enhancements and is recommended for all Macintosh users.

This update includes the following components:

apache_mod_ssl
CoreFoundation
CoreTypes
curl
iodbcadmin
OpenSSL
Safari
sudo
syslog

For detailed information on this Update, please visit this website: http://www.info.apple.com/kbnum/n61798

231 Name: - 1993-09-4425 03:56 [no]

Stop, Dave. I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going...

335 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4438 21:25 [no]

~dqn@4-ch$ ls -laF

172 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4423 07:32 [no]

The Samba 'panic action' script, /usr/share/samba/panic-action,
was called for pid 2196 ().

This means there was a problem with the program, such as a segfault.
However, the executable could not be found for process 2196.
It may have died unexpectedly, or you may not have permission to
debug the process.

329 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4438 15:29 [no]

Out of Memory: Killed process 2639

908 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5430 15:43

> BUTTS_

247 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4425 18:10 [no]

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338 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4438 22:23 [no]

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486 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 15:18 [no]

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