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Windows Setup
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Welcome to Setup.
The setup program for Windows 3.1 prepares Windows
to run on your computer.
● To learn more about Windows setup before continuing, press F1
● To set up Windows now, press ENTER
● To quit Setup without installing Windows, press F3BEEP
proast
BEEP
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BARP
The user will be derezzed.
end of line.
,､､､
∧＿∧ 〔＾＾〕that would be enough！
_,（ ﾟωﾟ ）⌒ i |
（⌒ ー 一 ｒ.、! 〉
ヽ弋 。 人 。 イ（` ー'
〔勿＼ ヽ
） ｒ⌒丶 ）
／ ! |'´
／ ／| |‖ slam
（ く ! ||‖ slam
＼ i | ‖|‖|Λ＿Λ
,__> ヽヽ从/∩（； ）beep?
⊂⌒从/ ゝ＿＿＿ノ
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this thread makes me tits hurt.
(am I cool yet?)
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BEEP
RUNDLL32 SHELL32.DLL,SHExitWindowsEx 1
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COMPUTER OVER.
VIRUS = VERY YES.
C:\>
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BEEP
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Why isn't the anon-name be changed to "BEEP" or something yet?
Unable to connect to server.
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I have a big porn collection.
'BEEP' is not recognized as an internal or external command,
operable program or batch file.
DSFARGEGKJLDSFHEWIPSYRUEW*(SJKLJFHWEYWQASHIOJWEISEWIFYDWEUDJEWTJRQ#U(Y#E&TY%R$EW*&^#$W*&RYEHIDGHIDUGEA*(YFHEOrh*TYGUGYTIRHYIEWHYWITY#$&RYWIEUHIUGUIIHUYGUIDGUEFUROEGWTGRDEI GRYT&$#YR$*&YFR NO CARRIER.
BIIP
Its Morse code. They're trying to tell us something.
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BEEP
GOOD MORNING COMPUTER
PLEASE DIRECT ME TO THE PORN
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press F5 to refresh or try again later.
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YOU HAVE NOT USED THE KEYBOARD IN OVER THREE MINUTES. FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE, IT WAS SWITCHED OFF. TO RESTORE KEYBOARD FUNCTIONS, RESTART WINDOWS
[OK] [LEARN MORE]
Keybidings error in XINE player. Reconfigure/Cancel ?
iddqd
idkfa
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BEEP
function gram_t() {
var its_t = Math.floor(Math.random()*2);
var and_so = "";
if(its_t == 0) {and_so = vowel() + gram_f()}
if(its_t == 1) {and_so = vowel() + gram_e() + "e"}
return and_so;}
function gram_u() {
var in_my_car = ["er", "ish", "ly", "en", "ing", "ness", "ment", "able", "ive"];
var its_u = Math.floor(Math.random()*9);
return in_my_car[its_u];}
function gram_c() {
var offseason = "s" + gram_p();
var cruise = gram_r() + "r";
var hot_weather = gram_l() + "l";
var about_the_money = ["b", "c", "ch", "d", "f", "g", "h", "j", "k", "l", "m", "n", "p", "qu", "r", "s", "sh", "t", "th", "v", "w", "y", offseason, cruise, hot_weather];...
BEEP…
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format c: /u…
OUM
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does not compute
O.K.
COP KILLA
COP KILLA
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
i2c_adapter i2c-0: sendbytes: error - bailout.
msp34xx: I/O error #1 (read 0x12/0x18)
2GET
REMOVE DISK AND PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE.
I'm the operator with my pocket calculator
I am adding and subtracting
I'm controlling and composing
by pressing down a special key it plays a little melody
bokuwa ongakuka, dentaku katateni
tashitari, hiitari
sousashite, sakkyoku suru
kono botan oseba, ongaku kanaderu
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PING!
HAVE YOU READ YOUR SICP TODAY?
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BEEP
BEEP
Blackout! The PC is not properly shuts down!
LOADING...
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BEEP
THE TERRORISTS HAVE NOT WON, THEREFORE I ALREADY POSTED IN THIS THREAD
WAIT WHAT
BEEP
MY SPRING IS RUNNING DOWN... PLEASE REWIND IMMEDIATELY OR SAVE YOUR DOCUMENTS.
Apple IIe was a piece of junk, but it did make purty beeping noises in the middle of the night.
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LI_
function gram_t() {
var its_t = Math.floor(Math.random()*2);
var and_so = "";
if(its_t == 0) {and_so = vowel() + gram_f()}
if(its_t == 1) {and_so = vowel() + gram_e() + "e"}
return and_so;}
function gram_u() {
var in_my_car = ["er", "ish", "ly", "en", "ing", "ness", "ment", "able", "ive"];
var its_u = Math.floor(Math.random()*9);
return in_my_car[its_u];}
function gram_c() {
var offseason = "s" + gram_p();
var cruise = gram_r() + "r";
var hot_weather = gram_l() + "l";
var about_the_money = ["b", "c", "ch", "d", "f", "g", "h", "j", "k", "l", "m", "n", "p", "qu", "r", "s", "sh", "t", "th", "v", "w", "y", offseason, cruise, hot_weather];Terrorist win.
THE TERRORISTS HAVE NOT WON, THEREFORE I ALREADY POSTED IN THIS THREAD
WAIT WHAT
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insanity
Stop spooging all over my keys. ;(
BEEPBIIIIIP
>>386
Get the hell out you moronic bot. You can't even pass a Turing test.
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rename WORLD_DOMINATION.EXE Patriot_Act.pif