I'm >>1's PC.
It's impudence, But I think myself that I'm high-spec machine.
But It's the dawn of the my misfortune when guy bought me.
PC can't select master.
I hoped that I would buy by girl.
But, when I was bought by guy, It prepare me for to became machine for masturbation.
I thought it's PC'role, so I fill the role of machine.
However, he isn't normal !
As soon as guy started up me who was just bought, he erase software that is pre-installed and he installed many erotic game (that is only pedophiliac or rape) that he bought with me.
Besides, after he had finished to set up for internet, he began net-surfing in sight of animation.
And as soon as he blew smelly breath in picture of animation that is displayed in my monitor, he cried "I am rutted by Sakura !" and relaxed.
After that, he touched my keybord and mouse with hand that smelled cuttlefish, so I became machine smelled perfectly.(tear)
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Look at it this way.
On most browsers, you can bring up your browsing history by pressing Control-H. (No, this is not going to become a discussion of werecows.) On Firefox, this brings up a sidebar that shows up on the left side of the window. If you put your mouse over the edge of the sidebar, the cursor will turn into a different kind of arrow. By clicking and dragging it, you can move the edge of the sidebar back and forth. You are, to put it another way, manipulating the border between the normal window and the history window. By moving the mouse, you can increase the portion of the window devoted to either part. In a more extreme view of this situation, you're increasing or decreasing the amount of existence the sidebar has.
Now, let's apply this idea to something more abstract. Look out your window. If you don't live in a highly urbanized area, you should be able to see the horizon. Think of this as the border between the land and the sky. The land and sky are obviously distinguishable thanks to this boundary. Now, if you were to "drag" the sash between the sky and the land, or to manipulate the border between land and sky, you would end up causing the sky to become larger and the land to become smaller, or vice versa. An effect of this might be to cause something that was just on the ground to suddenly be hundreds of feet in the air. Truly a frightening situation to be in. So, look at it this way - manipulating the border between two physical things shifts whatever balance there is in the interaction between those things. Alternatively, by manipulating the border between two things, you can change the manner in which they exist.
Still, this isn't that abstract, since it's still dealing with real things in the real world. Many believe that in this world, there are those things that are true, and those that obviously aren't. This divides reality into two extremes: truth and falsehood. But, since we have two extremes, logically one can imagine a boundary between those two extremes - the border between truth and lies. If one were to manipulate this border, suddenly things that were pure fantasy (flying pigs, for the sake of argument) have become reality - or things from reality have ceased to exist. This is how Yukari is said to have invaded the moon - by manipulating the border between truth and lies, as applied to the reflection of the moon on a pond, she was able to make the reflection of the moon into a manifestation of the actual moon, and so send her youkai army onto it. This is what's truly amazing about Yukari's power - the ability to manipulate the border between completely abstract concepts allows her to fundamentally change reality as we know it (at least in terms of two abstract concepts).
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I love my computer, you're always in the mood,
I get so turned on,
when I turn on you.
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Oh no, SQL is down!
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> help help
HELP provides HELP about your computer.
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; nasm code for the most stable Operating System on earth!
cli ; CLear Interrupt flag
label1: jmp label1 ; do nothing in a loop
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ELIZA: We were discussing you -- not me.
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Smells a lot of Fear Before the March of Flames.
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CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL disables the power supply
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oh god help me my java's malfunctioning
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Deleting partition...
tennis table not found
Out of Memory: Killed process 2639
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I AM A JAPANESE COMPUTER
Please, update me to Windows Vista, I'm tired of having Windows 98 on me still.
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What's the deal with computers anyway?
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format c: /uStarting MaidOS...
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DQN.exe has encountered an error and needs to close. We are sorry for the inconvenience.
PLEASE PUT MORE SEA PEE ON MEE
calculate calculate calculate
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rename WORLD_DOMINATION.EXE Patriot_Act.pif
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Oooooooh! What does this button do?!
Centipedes? In MY vagina?
Click here to find out more.
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GET THE HELL OFF OF MY INTERNETS
I am a computer keyboard. I am so tired of being typed on by a fat ass geek that eats too many Cheetos and never washes his hands.
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Error in >>576 pointing out imperfections of ugly sack of mostly water.
TRON IS NOT UNIX.
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dit dit dit dit dit dit dit doo-wop
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SUMMON BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH
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fuck this im getting obonto
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