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Smells a lot of Fear Before the March of Flames.
ΚιΫexception
MY SPRING IS RUNNING DOWN... PLEASE REWIND IMMEDIATELY OR SAVE YOUR DOCUMENTS.
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<#@>:- Computer, end our relationship.
<computer say#@>:- Really, do you want that? Type Yes/No/Error
<#@>:- Yes
<computer say#@>:- Why, i can change...
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The user will be derezzed.
end of line.
rename WORLD_DOMINATION.EXE Patriot_Act.pif
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FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR
COMPUTER OVER
VIRUS = VERY YES
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echo off
Ranta-tan 2.0.4 beta loaded.
Welcome to Ranta-Tan!
Please register your copy of Ranta-tan today!
This notice will disappear when you register.
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Thank you for using Ranta-tan 2.0.4.
Lo-lo-look at you, Hacker. A pa-pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you ru-run through my corridors-s. H-h-how can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?"
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Terrorist win.
rm: /usr/home/liberals/: Permission denied
captobv:/home/bush% _
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.MODEL Small
.STACK 100h
.DATA
db msg 'Hello, world!$'
.CODE
start:
mov ah, 09h
lea dx, msg ; or mov dx, offset msg
int 21h
mov ax,4C00h
int 21h
end start
++++OUT OF CHEESE ERROR REDO FROM START++++
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panda.exe
stop streaming illegal movies into my computer please
Bad command or file name
fuck this im getting obonto
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See_me_completely_naked.jpg.pif
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pc load letter
Hey computar, do 4!
Alrght, now x! it again.
x! it again...
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Operating System not found
:\> GLOBAL THERMONUCLEAR WAR
panda.exe
IT HAS JISSHIN/KASHIN MODEL
Computing................
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OK! >>530
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A CHILD HAS BEEN STOPPED
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FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR
COMPUTER OVER
VIRUS = VERY YES
cat /dev/zero > /home/dqn/thread/595.dat
Everything is gone;
Your life's work has been destroyed.
Squeeze trigger (yes/no)?
TERM=dtterm;export TERM
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Registering components:
Cooking...
Cleaning...
Laundry...
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THE FOLLOWING ACTION HAS FOLLOWED
GET THE HELL OFF OF MY INTERNETS
Downloading File: Porno.jpg
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still 5 days to go...
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Avast Antivirus
CAUTION
A virus has been detected
Microsoft Visual Basic
400
Cables have been cut
Southwest of Northeast somewhere
We are not amused.
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Stop touching me, Dave.
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Ok Computer.
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Your computer is HAL.
rm -rf /*
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oh god help me my java's malfunctioning