ITT we solve the question above us [Part 4] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5065 07:25

http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1176341310/999

Yes, using link trickery.

Does this mean we will be able to connect each and every "ITT we solve the question above us" thread into an infinite daisy chain?

2 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5065 17:36

No; the other threads have already been closed.
(By the way, >>999.)

Why I am so bald?

3 Name: 2 : 1993-09-5065 17:37

... oh, what. does kareha reformat html links to point to the current thread or something?

4 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5065 18:48

No, but post references take precedence over links even in html mode.

So can we quit talking about >​>999 now?

5 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5065 19:58

Yes.

Do you think we should talk about Asia Carrera instead?

6 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5065 22:59

No.

Could we have questions in other formats than the tried, true and boring as all fuck "yes/no"'er?

7 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5065 23:22

Indeed we could. We've done it before.

So, which of Asia Carrera's pr0n films is your favorite?

8 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5065 23:31

Wayne's World
How come every time I go to sleep I think about sex?

9 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5065 23:38

You are a pervert, a breed apart in the worst way possible, a subhuman creature with goat balls for testicles. Also, you've got a rare form of insomnia that doesn't actually prevent you from going to sleep.

What happens if you cross the beams?

10 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5066 00:34

You get piss all over your pants, and the other guy's, too. He'd most likely cause you some pain; I know I would.

how u make that inverted b?

11 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5066 14:01

it's called d

Why can so few people properly identify the origin of that quotation?

12 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5066 14:44

Because few people are as fanatic /b/tards as you and BeastUK.

Jesus Christ, it's a lion! What do you do?
[] Get in the car
[] I dunno, lol
[] Put it in
[] Genuflect

13 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5066 17:43

[x] Go back to 4chan

How do I get rid of an IRC addiction?

14 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5066 17:54

Take up an addiction to Asia Carrera pr0n instead.

Can I stick it in your pooper?

15 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5066 17:58

No, I poop from there.

Why is it so hard for some people to operate a search engine?

16 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5066 18:02

Because they're STUPID.

>:3 ?

17 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5066 18:23

Yes, Clonepa is pretty much worthless.

IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT?

18 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5066 19:08

NO THANK YOU I'LL TAKE THAT OVER THERE.

Who are the brain police?

19 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5066 19:49

DQN

Why is the iPhone so popular?

20 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5066 19:59

Most likely due to it's capability as a portable digital pornography storage medium.

Why do you answer a question when you can't be bothered to put any though into the answer?

21 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5066 21:45

I dunno, lol.

What's the meaning of life from a non-spiritual/metaphysical viewpoint?

22 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5066 22:28

To reproduce and consume all available resources.

How will the adventures of weebl (and sometimes weebl's friend bob) end?

23 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5066 23:24

No one knows, not even Asia Carrera.

Is it more like it was then than it is now?

24 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5067 01:33

No one knows, not even Asia Carrera.

I am of the opinion that "Bogoljub" is the world's most awful name outside of scatological bounds. What could be worse?

25 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5067 01:44

No one knows, not^W^W^W^W Brünhilde is still worse, and has been for some 900 years.

Is there anything better in life than 1150 mp3s of a Touhou nature?

26 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5067 03:27

Yes. Any quantity of mpegs of Asia Carrera pr0n is better than any quantity of Touhou mp3s.

What's the appeal of Touhou?

27 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5067 09:25

Reimu's armpits.

Who doesn't like armpits?

28 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5067 11:35

Scary freaks who shouldn't be allowed out in public.

Why is it so hot in Central Europe this week?

29 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5067 12:04

Europe has been stuck in SMB 3 for a while.

Why do H-games never work on my computer?

30 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5067 14:05

You need to go into regional settings and set everything to japan.

Which is your favorite game from Illusion?

31 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5067 23:04

I don't have one, but my favourite illusion from a game is that of a deep pit with spikes at the bottom cast upon a trap door above a real deep pit with spikes at the bottom, as featured in my D&D campaign. "I disbelieve! walk walk drop"

32 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5067 23:05

And my question is: Why is there so little D&D discussion on DQN?

33 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5067 23:18

Because D&D is for aspie nerds, where as we are merely lazy-ass wotaku.

Do you think the spelling "wotaku" is elitist or dumb, or do you find it helpful?

34 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5067 23:32

It depends on what is meant by the word. If it's used in the same vein as "wigger" and "wapanese^Wweeaboo", hell yes it's dumb. If it's the fairly recently coined Japanese word, I can sort of live with it.

The surgery was over two weeks ago and I want to go swimming. Will my finger heal up in time for the weekend?

35 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5067 23:32

I find it dumb, elitist, and helpful simultaneously.

But it's not as helpful as Asia Carrera.

36 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5067 23:46

>>34
No, better just stay home and browse DQN more.

What are some hilariously bad games to play?

37 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5068 00:29

Twister, as long you're not the one that ends up with some guy's sweaty butt in your face.

Vin Diesel plays D&D; is this a good or bad thing in the average person's perception of the hobby?

38 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5068 00:40

Average people don't care.

Can I have some smoked cheese?

39 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5068 00:57

No, because Asia Carrera ate all of it and then made this weird nyoro~n noise.

Why are my cats so noisy and emotionally needy? I thought cats were supposed to be quiet, independent animals.

40 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5068 01:09

Noisy and emotionally needy? It's a female, that's why.

Why didn't you get a tomcat, stupid?

41 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5068 05:59

Because you're sexist.

Why is the above poster so sexist?

42 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5068 10:59

Because Asia Carrera turned him down for a date.

When will Islam be wiped out?

43 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5068 17:16

Depends upon how much more they agitate, but it seems everybody has a hidden dislike of islam these days.

Why do people give the "Eurabia" theory any credence whatsoever?

44 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5068 18:12

Basic tribalism and the dehumanization and xenophobia that results from this artifact of hominid evolution.

Should the species be renamed from Homo Sapiens Sapiens to Homo Ignarus Ignarus?

45 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5068 20:01

I'm partial to Homo Ignoramus, myself. Possibly because I "Ignarus" is not an english word and I am left wondering why you did say it.

Why do people post in this thread without a proper answer, a proper question, or neither?

46 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5068 20:05

@

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47 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5068 20:50

Because they have a lower understanding of fine arts.

What is the square root of negative numbers?

48 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5068 20:53

  • E -, according to my calculator.

What's the difference between a duck?

49 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5068 21:08

There is no difference, you're just a duck-hating bigot.

Given a Diophantine equation with any number of unknown quantities and with rational integral numerical coefficients, devise a process according to which it can be determined in a finite number of operations whether the equation is solvable in rational integers.

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