http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1176341310/999
Yes, using link trickery.
Does this mean we will be able to connect each and every "ITT we solve the question above us" thread into an infinite daisy chain?
>>49 that is statement, not a question.
>>50 It looks like more of a request, actually.
Would Asia Carrera have remembered to post a question?
No. I brought a doggy bag with me, see.
Confusion! Mayhem! Who's to blame?
Canada.
When shall we three meet again?
Never. I killed him. And I'll kill you too if I ever see you in this thread again!
Was that too maniacal?
No, but maybe with a wicked laugh after your line, this could improve. Muhahahaha!
What could MacGyver make with a nail clipper, a sweat sock, and an empty jewel case?
A cleverly crafted nail clipper, wrapped in a sweat sock held securely inside a jewel case......that doubles as an isotope transmaleculator when the nail clippers react with the chemichals in the sweat.
Do you love me?
I revere (not love) you. "Love" carries a connotation that some find unpleasant.
I believe in the eventual symbiosis between our genitals.
Thing is though that the primary reason that we haven't "knocked boots" yet is because my gonads find you distasteful.
Now will you put this bag on your head so we can fornicate?
Paper or plastic?
Uuhhhh, i forgot, what are we doing in this thread again....?
1/0=?
O SHI-
If dividing by zero creates an electromagnetic pulse, how can I store my Asia Carrera pr0n videocassettes safely?
By transferring them to the EMP-proof punch-card format.
Is the self identical with the body?
or is it different from the body?
Yes, just remove the prefix and all will be clear.
What is the sound of one hand tapping, tapping at my chamber door?
Quoth the Raven, damfino.
Apart from design school snobbery, what's the real reason to avoid using Arial?
"I" (capital eye) and "l" (lowercase ell) are too similar, as are "0" (zero) and "O" (oh).
What the hell is chocolate rain, anyway?
Severe diarrhea.
Don't you feel better off knowing that?
Not really, because I still have the runs :(
So, what food do you recommend as being particularly binding?
IT TOOK ME FUCKING 100 MINUTES TO DRINK A GALLON OF MILK YOU CAN TAKE YOU BOVINE LACTATION AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS BRING BACK MY OTHER EASIER YEAST PILLS PLEASE
Why is the 100 MINUTES thread no longer popular?
Huh? there was a 100 minutes thread?
What is the way of Tao?
Don't think. Feel. And you'll be Ta∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵
Did you know that if you choke on the candy Peeps, that it hardens in your throat and even with the heimlich maneuver you can't be saved and you die?
No, and neither do you, for I strongly doubt that you have empirical, or otherwise research-backed, evidence on the matter.
Who lets out old wives' tales such as these anyway?
Old wives?
How do you pronounce sage? Do you pronounce it like the herb, or like the Japanese sah-gé
That depends on if you are asking how to pronounce the herb, 'sageru', or Adriana Sage.
How do you pronounce fgsfds?
for gods sake fucking do something.
how can i get in touch with squeeks?
Would I be employed as the janitor of the Immaturity Mansion if I were? Seriously, dude. You did the background checks and all.
Just out of interest, what would happen if I were?
The Elitist superstructure wound find you distasteful, and you would be taken of the map.
Why can't I type an uppercase s? I punched the keys for god's sake.
Same reason I can't type a backwards "d".
What if the pope's and the bear's paths crossed in the forest?
The bear would become Catholic, and the Pope would wipe himself with leaves, leading to a nasty case of poison ivy.
What would happen if a bear and a shark crossed paths?
100% Pure, Unrestrained, Awesome.
What would happen if a care bear and a street shark crossed paths?
The bear would suck the shark's dick, then they'd have an epic battle raging for decades.
Who would win?
No one.. we'd all lose.
What would happen if Care-Dog met Pee-Bear?
Golden Showers.
Would you let Shirley Manson pee in your belly button?
No, but I'd let her take a crap in my cereals. If you know what I mean. Fnaarrrrrrrr.
Would you let Jesus into your heart?
No, too many hair.
Certainly a starship trooper potato head is ridiculous, why do i enjoy it?
Perhaps because the idea of a anthropomorphic potato getting it's brains sucked out is a mildly entertaining thought.
How can human beings and fish coexist peacefully?
Because a fish does not think, a fish already knows everything there is to know, and so he peacefully observes the human race making questionable decisions.
Why do humans eat other humans ?
Because the movie "Alive" would have been empty if it were just about a plane crash.
Do you? Do you REALLY?
No, I was just kidding.
What was the question again?
I don't remember but I am certain that it involved Asia Carrera.
Why do my cats not mind when I nosebeep them?
They have been numbed to the irritating event.
Why do I hate newborns, but love kids ?
Because you're a baby-killing, child-molesting LIBERAL.
How can we stop the Socialist/Nazi/Afrocentric/Atheist/Islamic/Homosexual Alliance from succeeding in their satanic agenda to destroy Our Way Of Life?
By pretending it doesn't bother us. Like all bullies, they'll give up then.
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen African swallow?
Spam, spam, spam, delicious spam?
Bloody Vikings these days can't even get their own song right. It's wonderful spam.
Why do young whippersnappers have no respect for their elders?
Because their elders use words like "whippersnappers". It's hard to respect them.
It's been three weeks. Where's that plumber?
Looking for the princess in yet another castle.
So where's the beef?
Grandma went to go get it, but it seems she's fallen, and she can't get up.
Isn't that special?
No. Her going uphill both from and to school as a kid in ten feet of snow every day is however.
What is the ultimate healthy non-dairy smoothie?
80 blueberries, 5 acerola cherries and a lemon including the peel, all together in a blender.
What is the ultimate cocktail made from terrestrial ingredients?
spearmint, rum, sugar, lime, and carbonated water; Mojito!
What is the ultimate prison wine blend made from practical ingredients found in your average state penitentiary?
"Pruno." But clearly, prison wine isn't good enough for Asia Carrera.
Why?
Because.
Why not?
Asia Carrera said so.
Why must we live and die on the whims of a porn starlet?
Asia Carrera is not a starlet, she is THE star.
Will >>108 repent his heretical mistake?
If not, he must be burnt at the stake and liberally smeared with garlic butter.
What would happen if Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel both had sex with Asia Carrera, and she somehow got pregnant with both of their offspring at the same time?
It'd be the genetic equivalent of division by zero. O SHI-
Do you think that Asia Carrera would find this discussion amusing?
I hate Asia Carrera. She sinks below gay magic as a meme. She sinks below TOO MUCH METAL as a meme. She sinks below Saitama as a meme. I hate Asia, HATE HATE HATE HATE HAET!!!!
What fuels my hate so much?
You have a perfectly understandable case of meme intolerance.
Why do so many internet users substitute meme regurgitation for a proper sense of humor?
Meme regurgitation is easier.
But squeeks and mittens are just more complex versions of this, are they not?
It's you!
To whom does all the bases belong to?
Asia Carrera.
Wasn't that a predictable answer?
Yup, but it might be true. Wikipedia mentions Asia Carrera as an avid unreal tournament player after all.
Doesn't that game still rock?
No, it does not.
How can I destroy postmodernism?
From the inside. Use plenty of dada, apply a sprinkle of Bauhaus, and you're done. Hope u leik post-postmodernism.
Who makes up music genres?
Musicians.
Who makes up pr0n genres? Is it Asia Carrera?
No, it's David Niven.
Angry Bees?
No, not Angry Bees.
Do you ever wonder if Asia Carrera reads this stuff? And, if so, does she suspect how many of us are fapping to her pictures right now? I am. I'm just saying.
Gay magic.
Wasn't that the predictable answer?
Asia Carrera.
Gay magic?
Gay magic FTW!
Isn't that right?
Asia Carrera.
Have we entered an infinite loop yet?
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Was that a question?
Yenos.
Commen Ça Va?
no hablas diablos
How many people have contributed to this thread?
One.
How long can I continue to talk to myself?
For some time yet. You're the only person on this board after all.
Have you heard of the extra QUALITY band LOLI RIPE yet?
Yes. They're slowly, slowwwwwwly approaching listenable speedcore music.
Why do I like fapping to traps so?
Don't think, feel, and soon you will be Tannasinn. Or blind.
Will the dollar rebound soon so I can go and visit squeeks and drink good beer for once in my life?
No. Your only hope is to get out now while it is still worth something. As for the beer, it will just end up getting carried out anyways.
What would you do if the beer became w?
American beer IS w.
When should I break down and go to the dentist?
Yesterday.
Who will be so kind as to invent a time machine for poor >>136?
"Not I", said the pig.
How come swine get such a bad rap in the abrahamic religions?
Well, either the fact that nomadic people cannot raise pigs, and so they'd tie you down to one place where you might pick up bad habits, or because of the risk of trichinosis. Both have been offered as suggestions.
Are two legs bad, or better?
They're definitely better than twenty-three legs.
Why do I have the sudden urge to bake bread?
yeast infection
How can light be both a particle and a wave?
A wave of particles, simple really.
Why does just about every animal species have an even-number of limbs?
symmetry
why does my soul feel like the color of this board?
you haven't met your weekly quota of eroge
what is our weekly quota anyways?
43. It is the universal answer to everything as long as you aren't interested in units.
Do you think the new Super Mario on the Wii is going to get boring quickly?
Not until after I resort to controlling the action by holding the wiimote in my butt.
Do you think the new Super Mario on the NES is going to get boring quickly?
I suspect it will, and when that happens, I will go back to watching Asia Carrera pr0n.
...did you say "NES?" Like from twenty years ago?
Twenty years ago? They didn't have Mario in '73!
My birthday's in October. Anyone want to come to my party?
Sure!
When's October coming, again?