ITT we solve the question above us [Part 4] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5065 07:25

http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1176341310/999

Yes, using link trickery.

Does this mean we will be able to connect each and every "ITT we solve the question above us" thread into an infinite daisy chain?

50 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5068 22:05

>>49 that is statement, not a question.

51 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5068 23:13

No, this is not the thread you wanted. Try again.

Are you going to eat that?

52 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5068 23:13

>>50 It looks like more of a request, actually.

Would Asia Carrera have remembered to post a question?

53 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5069 13:40

No. I brought a doggy bag with me, see.

Confusion! Mayhem! Who's to blame?

54 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5069 14:45

Canada.

When shall we three meet again?

55 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5069 15:06

Never. I killed him. And I'll kill you too if I ever see you in this thread again!

Was that too maniacal?

56 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5069 20:15

No, but maybe with a wicked laugh after your line, this could improve. Muhahahaha!

What could MacGyver make with a nail clipper, a sweat sock, and an empty jewel case?

57 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5069 20:45

A cleverly crafted nail clipper, wrapped in a sweat sock held securely inside a jewel case......that doubles as an isotope transmaleculator when the nail clippers react with the chemichals in the sweat.

Do you love me?

58 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5069 21:51

I revere (not love) you. "Love" carries a connotation that some find unpleasant.
I believe in the eventual symbiosis between our genitals.
Thing is though that the primary reason that we haven't "knocked boots" yet is because my gonads find you distasteful.

Now will you put this bag on your head so we can fornicate?

59 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5069 21:58

Paper or plastic?

Uuhhhh, i forgot, what are we doing in this thread again....?

60 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5069 21:59

>>59 just answered >>58 question with another question...I feel a vortex coming on...

61 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5069 23:07

1/0=?

62 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5069 23:29

O SHI-

If dividing by zero creates an electromagnetic pulse, how can I store my Asia Carrera pr0n videocassettes safely?

63 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5069 23:43

By transferring them to the EMP-proof punch-card format.

Is the self identical with the body?
or is it different from the body?

64 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5070 00:14

>>63
YMMV

Is there completeness to incompleteness?

65 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5070 03:02

Yes, just remove the prefix and all will be clear.

What is the sound of one hand tapping, tapping at my chamber door?

66 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5070 09:43

Quoth the Raven, damfino.

Apart from design school snobbery, what's the real reason to avoid using Arial?

67 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5070 11:29

"I" (capital eye) and "l" (lowercase ell) are too similar, as are "0" (zero) and "O" (oh).

What the hell is chocolate rain, anyway?

68 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5070 13:57

Severe diarrhea.

Don't you feel better off knowing that?

69 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5070 15:44

Not really, because I still have the runs :(

So, what food do you recommend as being particularly binding?

70 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5070 16:05

>>69
Milk.

Wasn't that easy?

71 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5070 18:28

IT TOOK ME FUCKING 100 MINUTES TO DRINK A GALLON OF MILK YOU CAN TAKE YOU BOVINE LACTATION AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS BRING BACK MY OTHER EASIER YEAST PILLS PLEASE

Why is the 100 MINUTES thread no longer popular?

72 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5070 18:58

Huh? there was a 100 minutes thread?

What is the way of Tao?

73 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5070 19:17

Don't think. Feel. And you'll be Ta∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵

Did you know that if you choke on the candy Peeps, that it hardens in your throat and even with the heimlich maneuver you can't be saved and you die?

74 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5071 01:12

No, and neither do you, for I strongly doubt that you have empirical, or otherwise research-backed, evidence on the matter.

Who lets out old wives' tales such as these anyway?

75 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5071 01:51

>>74

Old wives?

How do you pronounce sage? Do you pronounce it like the herb, or like the Japanese sah-gé

76 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5071 02:43

That depends on if you are asking how to pronounce the herb, 'sageru', or Adriana Sage.

How do you pronounce fgsfds?

77 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5071 02:51

for gods sake fucking do something.

how can i get in touch with squeeks?

78 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5071 03:16

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79 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5071 12:42

Would I be employed as the janitor of the Immaturity Mansion if I were? Seriously, dude. You did the background checks and all.

Just out of interest, what would happen if I were?

80 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5071 14:23

The Elitist superstructure wound find you distasteful, and you would be taken of the map.

Why can't I type an uppercase s? I punched the keys for god's sake.

81 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5071 14:44

Same reason I can't type a backwards "d".

What if the pope's and the bear's paths crossed in the forest?

82 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5071 14:57

The bear would become Catholic, and the Pope would wipe himself with leaves, leading to a nasty case of poison ivy.

What would happen if a bear and a shark crossed paths?

83 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5071 15:10

100% Pure, Unrestrained, Awesome.

What would happen if a care bear and a street shark crossed paths?

84 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5071 15:10

The bear would suck the shark's dick, then they'd have an epic battle raging for decades.

Who would win?

85 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5071 15:39

No one.. we'd all lose.

What would happen if Care-Dog met Pee-Bear?

86 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5071 16:09

Golden Showers.

Would you let Shirley Manson pee in your belly button?

87 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5071 19:18

No, but I'd let her take a crap in my cereals. If you know what I mean. Fnaarrrrrrrr.

Would you let Jesus into your heart?

88 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5071 21:22

No, too many hair.

Certainly a starship trooper potato head is ridiculous, why do i enjoy it?

89 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5071 22:28

Perhaps because the idea of a anthropomorphic potato getting it's brains sucked out is a mildly entertaining thought.

How can human beings and fish coexist peacefully?

90 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5072 00:10

Because a fish does not think, a fish already knows everything there is to know, and so he peacefully observes the human race making questionable decisions.

Why do humans eat other humans ?

91 Name: TripcodeForSale!PYZX54X2L. : 1993-09-5072 00:35

Because the movie "Alive" would have been empty if it were just about a plane crash.

Do you? Do you REALLY?

92 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5072 00:40

No, I was just kidding.

What was the question again?

93 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5072 01:40

I don't remember but I am certain that it involved Asia Carrera.

Why do my cats not mind when I nosebeep them?

94 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5072 05:14

They have been numbed to the irritating event.

Why do I hate newborns, but love kids ?

95 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5072 05:37

Because you're a baby-killing, child-molesting LIBERAL.

How can we stop the Socialist/Nazi/Afrocentric/Atheist/Islamic/Homosexual Alliance from succeeding in their satanic agenda to destroy Our Way Of Life?

96 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5072 09:27

By pretending it doesn't bother us. Like all bullies, they'll give up then.

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen African swallow?

97 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5072 11:11

98 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5072 11:44

Spam, spam, spam, delicious spam?

99 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5072 11:56

Bloody Vikings these days can't even get their own song right. It's wonderful spam.

Why do young whippersnappers have no respect for their elders?

100 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5072 12:31

Because their elders use words like "whippersnappers". It's hard to respect them.

It's been three weeks. Where's that plumber?

101 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5072 17:59

Looking for the princess in yet another castle.

So where's the beef?

102 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5072 18:01

Grandma went to go get it, but it seems she's fallen, and she can't get up.

Isn't that special?

103 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5072 18:44

No. Her going uphill both from and to school as a kid in ten feet of snow every day is however.

What is the ultimate healthy non-dairy smoothie?

104 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5072 19:56

80 blueberries, 5 acerola cherries and a lemon including the peel, all together in a blender.

What is the ultimate cocktail made from terrestrial ingredients?

105 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5072 20:18

spearmint, rum, sugar, lime, and carbonated water; Mojito!

What is the ultimate prison wine blend made from practical ingredients found in your average state penitentiary?

106 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5073 04:20

"Pruno." But clearly, prison wine isn't good enough for Asia Carrera.

Why?

107 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5073 11:08

Because.

Why not?

108 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5073 11:37

Asia Carrera said so.

Why must we live and die on the whims of a porn starlet?

109 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5073 11:57

Asia Carrera is not a starlet, she is THE star.

Will >>108 repent his heretical mistake?

110 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5073 14:30

If not, he must be burnt at the stake and liberally smeared with garlic butter.

What would happen if Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel both had sex with Asia Carrera, and she somehow got pregnant with both of their offspring at the same time?

111 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5073 15:48

It'd be the genetic equivalent of division by zero. O SHI-

Do you think that Asia Carrera would find this discussion amusing?

112 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5073 17:09

I hate Asia Carrera. She sinks below gay magic as a meme. She sinks below TOO MUCH METAL as a meme. She sinks below Saitama as a meme. I hate Asia, HATE HATE HATE HATE HAET!!!!

What fuels my hate so much?

113 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5073 17:54

You have a perfectly understandable case of meme intolerance.

Why do so many internet users substitute meme regurgitation for a proper sense of humor?

114 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5073 17:57

Meme regurgitation is easier.

But squeeks and mittens are just more complex versions of this, are they not?

115 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5073 19:05

It's you!

To whom does all the bases belong to?

116 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5073 21:58

Asia Carrera.

Wasn't that a predictable answer?

117 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5073 22:44

Yup, but it might be true. Wikipedia mentions Asia Carrera as an avid unreal tournament player after all.

Doesn't that game still rock?

118 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5073 23:09

No, it does not.

How can I destroy postmodernism?

119 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5073 23:55

From the inside. Use plenty of dada, apply a sprinkle of Bauhaus, and you're done. Hope u leik post-postmodernism.

Who makes up music genres?

120 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5074 03:04

Musicians.

Who makes up pr0n genres? Is it Asia Carrera?

121 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5074 03:09

No, it's David Niven.

Angry Bees?

122 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5074 03:31

No, not Angry Bees.

Do you ever wonder if Asia Carrera reads this stuff? And, if so, does she suspect how many of us are fapping to her pictures right now? I am. I'm just saying.

123 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5074 03:47

Gay magic.

Wasn't that the predictable answer?

124 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5074 03:50

Asia Carrera.

Gay magic?

125 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5074 12:07

Gay magic FTW!

Isn't that right?

126 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5074 12:39

Asia Carrera.

Have we entered an infinite loop yet?

127 Name: PP : 1993-09-5074 21:56

Decir Richard, I love you ai.cl all but I just can't ka it??? ??? Off i., TX ??? I ??? Fr ??? -- ??? C ??? f ??? ??? ??? ss ??? ???" Die! 2

128 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5074 23:03

Was that a question?

129 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5075 04:42

Yenos.

Commen Ça Va?

130 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5075 04:49

no hablas diablos

How many people have contributed to this thread?

131 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5075 06:37

One.

How long can I continue to talk to myself?

132 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5075 06:39

For some time yet. You're the only person on this board after all.

Have you heard of the extra QUALITY band LOLI RIPE yet?

133 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5075 10:28

Yes. They're slowly, slowwwwwwly approaching listenable speedcore music.

Why do I like fapping to traps so?

134 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5075 13:42

Don't think, feel, and soon you will be Tannasinn. Or blind.

Will the dollar rebound soon so I can go and visit squeeks and drink good beer for once in my life?

135 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5075 14:30

No. Your only hope is to get out now while it is still worth something. As for the beer, it will just end up getting carried out anyways.

What would you do if the beer became w?

136 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5075 15:39

American beer IS w.

When should I break down and go to the dentist?

137 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5075 15:51

Yesterday.

Who will be so kind as to invent a time machine for poor >>136?

138 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5075 16:12

"Not I", said the pig.

How come swine get such a bad rap in the abrahamic religions?

139 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5075 16:30

Well, either the fact that nomadic people cannot raise pigs, and so they'd tie you down to one place where you might pick up bad habits, or because of the risk of trichinosis. Both have been offered as suggestions.

Are two legs bad, or better?

140 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5075 21:02

They're definitely better than twenty-three legs.

Why do I have the sudden urge to bake bread?

141 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5075 21:30

yeast infection

How can light be both a particle and a wave?

142 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5075 22:17

A wave of particles, simple really.

Why does just about every animal species have an even-number of limbs?

143 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5075 22:31

symmetry

why does my soul feel like the color of this board?

144 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5075 22:32

you haven't met your weekly quota of eroge

what is our weekly quota anyways?

145 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5075 23:08

43. It is the universal answer to everything as long as you aren't interested in units.

Do you think the new Super Mario on the Wii is going to get boring quickly?

146 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5077 00:50

Not until after I resort to controlling the action by holding the wiimote in my butt.

Do you think the new Super Mario on the NES is going to get boring quickly?

147 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5077 01:39

I suspect it will, and when that happens, I will go back to watching Asia Carrera pr0n.

...did you say "NES?" Like from twenty years ago?

148 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5077 02:13

Twenty years ago? They didn't have Mario in '73!

My birthday's in October. Anyone want to come to my party?

149 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5077 08:41

Sure!

When's October coming, again?

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