http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1176341310/999
Yes, using link trickery.
Does this mean we will be able to connect each and every "ITT we solve the question above us" thread into an infinite daisy chain?
Next month.
Will 4chan's /ck/ ever surpass our /food/?
Only if it removes the requirement to post an image when starting a thread.
Is there a chance the track will bend?
Always.
Does it matter?
Not on your life, my Hindu friend!
Professor Lawrence Pierce thinks Homer gets stupider every year.
D'oh
Since it is still 1993, does that mean Kirby's Adventure is still the hit game of the year?
Obviously. (>^^)> <(^^<)
Was Asia Carrera making pr0n in 1993?
>>155 meant to ask "Is Asia Carrera making pr0n in 1993?" ... whoops, wrong thread. I mean, of course she is.
Why did I find the right lens of my previous pair of glasses broken in two in the garage today?
Because you happened to look in the right place.
How do I use the five Ws?
You don't use them. They carry out and are w.
Didn't you see that coming?
I did not. My depth perception is shot to hell due to the absence of the left lens of my glasses, which I still haven't found.
How come much of the shitty poetry thread is actually rather passable?
Your standards are exceptionally low.
Who killed Mr. Boddy?
I did.
Want to make something of it?
Yes.
Your place or mine?
Yours, I still live with my parents.
Also, you'll need to supply the condoms, the vaseline and the weasel that's been marinated in its own juices. You still up for it?
Yes, but I'm legally obligated to tell you that I'm an HIV positive convicted sex offender.
Also, I only have a ferret coated with bacon fat. Is this acceptable?
Alas, no. You are officially rejected as a partner due to your poor choices in lubricant.
Whatever happened to Little Fishy Foofoo, swimming through the kelp bed?
Served for lunch at Rei's Diner.
May I have a refill, please?
I think you've had enough triple thick chocolate milkshakes for one night, Fatty.
How about some sparkling mineral water, instead?
Water? I asked for a drink, not something to wash in!
Now will you give me my mudslide cocktail or do I have to start a brawl?
Brawl it is.
Knife fight or gun fight?
Why one or the other? GUNBLADE FIGHT!!
Is the gunblade more awesome than your average ninja pirate alien?
SDOFIJ''
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I have a hard time believing that you didn't just pass out onto your keyboard.
Is narcolepsy that common?
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I told you to use the toilet before we left home! Now you'll just have to wait until we get to the next rest stop.
Now, are you going to sit still and behave, or do I have to turn this car around?
Turn the car around.
Didn't you know I'd challenge your authoritay?
Do what u want i got a bag....
Now wat do i do with a bad full of shit?
>>175
I figured this day would come, and that I'd have to kill you for trying to subvert my rule.
If you decide to challenge his authority, turn to page 4.
If you decide to wait until the next rest stop, turn to page 5. But what if turning to page 5, but not making it challenges his authority. Does page 5 say, "go to page 4"?
No, page 5 says "you have died."
Why do I always lose Choose Your Own Adventure games?
Because you try to fuck every girl you come across. They may be japanese, but they still frown on gigolo play.
So any games where the protagonist does get to bonk every girl?
Most of the time, after getting all the endings, the game will unlock a secret harem ending.
Is this the secret headquarters of the Internet Hate Machine?
No, this is Patrick.
Remember when Spongebob Squarepants was funny?
Gaybob Queerpants was NEVER funny.
What the hell's the matter with you?
Weed.
What the hell's the matter with Agent U?
He's mostly pissed off that he can't pull off Agent V's alliteration shtick nearly as well. There's too few words beginning with U that can be strung together.
What the hell's the matter with the Cabal?
They got assimilated by the Elitist Superstructure.
What will you do when the Elitists come for you?
I'm not into the whole Pax Tsukaru thing.
If all the people in Australia suddenly vanish from an IRC channel all at once, do we only have 12 hours left to live?
No, stingrays can't swim that fast.
What is your major malfunction?
A trick knee. The doctor said that if it ever festers, I'll be dead within a matter of minutes.
What is a pyle anyway?
It's like a heap, but smaller and neater.
Have you forgotten about Asia Carrera already?
no, I just needed to tell some different jokes.
What is the square root of Asia Carrera?
Asia Carrera.
Asia Carrera?
No thanks.
Can we never mention Asia Carrera again?
Asia Carrera.
What's Snacks's tripcode?
That's classified information.
My cat is currently coughing up furballs and stomach acid on regular basis, though I groom her daily. Can you recommend a dietary aid to reduce this?
Change her diet. Get her on more natural foods. Wellness brand worked for my cat.
Why are farm cats so uniformly scrawny?
They live an active lifestyle, enjoying fresh air and feasting on rodent protein. For all intents, they're on the Atkins Diet.
How do you get a cat to pee on the little paper strip?
Tape it to the cat.
Suppose a person found a fairly obvious way to circumvent the payment system for a wireless hotspot and set up a free relay for it. Is this morally wrong?
no since people who don't password protect need to learn their lesson somehow.
shold people password protect their butts?
No, as forgetting your password after eating bean burritos at Taco Bell could prove to be incredibly disastrous and embarrassing.
Worst sport ever: Gridiron or Synchronized Swimming?
Is Synchronized Swimming even a sport?
Yes. It's in the Olympics.
Are you allowed to answer the previous question and ask the next one at the same time?
Is that a rhetorical question?
Probably, as was yours, so I'm not going to pay attention to it.
So, >>195, did the change of diet stop the hairballs?
>>204 Not yet. Also, it's quite disgusting to step on a fresh hairball when you're only wearing socks.
Considering I spend over 40 hours a week in my office, how do I convince my boss I deserve an Aeron?
Kick him in the nuts with a steel-toed boot. While he recuperates in a hospital, switch his expensive dotcom-era Aeron for your shitty little kiddy chair.
Considering I don't like being brought to court for assault and battery, how do I convince the cops not to bust me?
Tell them it was a joke, and anybody who took it seriously is dumber than people who think Mortal Kombat video games are the leading cause of murder of youths.
When does the Nevada girl get out of prison?
It is unknown, but understand that when she does get out, she'll know how to make a shank out of just about anything and already knows well how to use it. Just a heads up, you pervert.
Is the NSA monitoring DQN? If so, what could they learn?
Yes, they are; results thus far have been inconclusive, but we have a 24x7 DQN monitoring section analyzing the posts.
Er... I mean... uh, I did say "they", not "we", right?
As one of the Elite five (Squeeks is back!), I cannot disavow your actions, Mister Three. Don't worry, the monitors will scrub these tapes removing your misstatements, except for the copy I stow away for blackmail purposes.
Why on earth was 'hoosierdaddy.com' already taken? I thought it was an original joke.
It was probably purchased by an Indiana man.
Does Indiana make anything more important than corn?
Corn holes.
What's the best kind of pie?
apple pie made from real apple computers.
are there any phone numbers more popular than 867-5309?
555-5555 is, I believe, even more popular.
Where does that numbar go anyway?
it is a joke number that goes to nowhere.
Do phone numbers that were created for Japanese dating sims during the 1980s still work?
Probably
Do you have any Japanese dating sims from the 1980s that I could borrow?
Try MS-DOS instead; it's far more entertaining and user-friendly, and only slightly less erotic.
Why do Hollywood movies still insist on portraying all futuristic computer wizardry as either rudimentary and text-based or magical virtual reality cyberspace land?
Because watching real computers/hacking is about as visually interesting as watching painted grass grow.
Like how I mixed those metaphors there?
You get an "A" for effort, but I prefer more clever and original similes.
Just how close can I get to correcting minor nuances of the previous post without regard for context before being referred to the appropriate thread?
Not much closer.
Could someone please refer >>219 to the appropriate thread?
yes, I could but I wont.
have you read 1984 by george orwell?
Yes.
Have you?
Maybe, but I probably tossed it down the memory hole.
Can I get a hallelujah?
Yes. The easiest way is by looking at pr0n of Asia Carrera.
Was that perhaps too predictable?
Slightly more than Gay Magic, which is somewhat remarkable.
What's the best way to crush a peanut?
An elephant works rather well, I'm told.
So, do you trust the internet?
No! The internet lies to me!
Should Hulk Hogan be elected presedent of asia?
Only Asia can answer that question.
Speaking of Asia Carrera, isn't she hawt?
Dunk her in a tank full of ravenous piranhas, and we'll find out.
Which ones are deadlier, Rio Sao piranhas or just the average Amazonian ones?
European Amazonian or African Amazonian?
>> 230 yes
What do we have for lunch today?
SAUSAGES
why, do you have a lunch fetish?
No, I have an Asia Carrera fetish.
Isn't this better than that old and busted "gay magic" meme?
No, not really.
Do I have what it takes to do two university courses at the same time?
I should hope so, otherwise you'd be really lazy.
What do you do if you really are lazy?
Spread the course out to 5-6 years.
Will there ever be another great social movement? A great stirring of the people, a great change?
Yes.
Am I right?
No.
Am I wrong?
Yes.
Why is there no value to learning dutch?
Because it hurts the throat.
Then what's a good language to learn?
Elvish. You get to be khing, if only for a day.
How come, compared to hiragana, katakana is angular and creepy?
because you touch yourself at night
why is it so hard to sustain the tipsy feeling when your drunk!?!?
Drinking is a man's pursuit and not for silly college kids.
What's the best beer in the world?
Pedobear!
Does anyone here have change for a dollar? The vending machine won't take quarters.
I only have rupies
How cool would ruby tipped bullets be
Not very. Corundums have a rather low thermal capacity. On the plus side they wouldn't be very hot either.
How come my touching myself at night is the reason for all my mishaps?
Because your mind is to occupied with Asia Carerra to remember anything else
If Asia Carerra cast a gay magic spell, what would happen?
Your testicles would explode into a fine pink mist. And then she'd finish casting the spell and you'd be TζζANζAζSζζINζζζN
Is it too late to ask a question and salvage my dignity from thread-structure-terrorism?