http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1176341310/999
Yes, using link trickery.
Does this mean we will be able to connect each and every "ITT we solve the question above us" thread into an infinite daisy chain?
Yes, depart before the burden on your soul grows too large.
How can I ever experience joy knowing that so many others suffer in the world?
つか、ここにいるのほとんど日本人じゃね？
no!
why must you speak in moon language?
日本語です！
やらないか？
Nenhum obrigado, mim não estão com fome.
What happens if you drink only salt water with every meal?
the salt drastically alters the mineral balance of your body, leading to dehydration.
shouldn't the sea be clorinated in order to protect surfers from fish piss?
Fish piss is extremely healthy, and thus should be encouraged.
Shouldn't fish piss be served at more restaurants?
It is, it's called "Mountain Dew".
Why is /b/ so boring these days?
because the /b/tards got darwin awards.
what would be a /b/ user's most likely cause of death?
Dehydration and mineral loss from excessive bouts of meme regurgitation.
Where are my fucking keys?
Probably right where you fucking left them.
Do you think the Grandpa threads will go back to being funny?
No. He has been given several chances to improve, and have we seen results yet?! Grandpa needs Kervorkian.
Is any anime crappier than Yakin Byoutou?
I have no clue what that is, but science has proven that there is no logistical limit to the level of crappiness in Japanese animation.
What hasn't science done?
brought peace the to world without mindless destruction (fuck you)
why is my cat under the impression that knocking valuable shit on the floor and breaking it is a good thing?
Your cat is performing subtle experiments in gravitic manipulation as well as attempting to improve your rather shabby cleaning skills. Rather than complaining, you should be thankful.
Should I answer the phone?
No, you should let the answering machine get it and decide whether you should pick up based on the quality of their message.
How do I keep my girlfriend happy?
Introduce her to me and get the hell out of the way.
Was that too cold?
no, liquid nitrogen is too cold.
what percentage of people think all air conditioning chemicals are called freon?
57.3%
what's a good way to make money without too much effort?
A printing press.
Is losing your other virginity to Bubba too much effort? I'm sure he'd be willing to do all the work.
Bubba's standards are too high. Cletus and Huck are not so discriminating.
Don't you know anything about cars?
I know which end to hold.
Is it going to rain all day today?
Yes, it is going to have been rained the whole day yesterday, which from your viewpoint was your today.
When will you pay me back the money you owe?
When you stop screwing my wife.
Why are you so far away from me?
Objects in mirror are closer than they appear.
What are you doing in the tree outside my window?
I'm watching you undress.
Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?
It accompanies my bosom in an agreeable manner.
What do you say to someone when everything has already been said?
Kopipe.
Etou?
THAT IS NOT AN ENGLISH WORD WHY DID YOU SAY IT
What the hell spawned that meme, anyway?
The Internet.
Is the Internet more like a big truck or a series of tubes?
It's like Schrödinger's cat. You never know if it's 404 until you look.
I'm looking for my cat, can a psychic help me?
They won't find your cat, but they'll help empty your wallet.
What color is the internet?
Flesh.
What sound does it make?
Imagine a million souls of all ages, races, and genders, screaming in pain and agony for an eternity. Now play it backwards, at 4x speed, so you're not sure whether you should laugh at or be disturbed by it. This is the sound of the Internet.
Can people copyright long strings of 1s and 0s?
Sure, even quite short strings such as 00001001111110010001000100000010100111010111010011100011010110111101100001000001010101101100010101100011010101101000100011000000, when converted to hexadecimal, are copyrighted.
Why are Reimu's armpits more erotic than anything on Earth?
Because that is as much ero as a Touhou fan can handle. No more, and no less.
Have you noticed the constant improvements in IOSYS's releases from C70 through C72? And why are they doing song parodies?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Why do the masturbatory habits of a single DQN have such an impact on this, and other world affairs?
Because you touch yourself at night.
What percentage of DQN didn't see this answer coming?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Was that a non sequitur?
Because night touches you at yourself?
This is not a question.
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Fnord?
I'm not sure. Either way, this is getting quite silly, stop it.
How many years left before Python leaves general cultural knowledge?
Don't trust Python. The Delphic Oracle is much more accurate and reliable.
How do we prevent squirrels from crashing the internet?
By fapping to more Asia Carrera pr0n.
Are you with me?
NO!
Are you against me?
When you are against yourself, no, when you are for yourself, yes.
How can I persuade my most intimate lady friends to engage in sexual relations with me?
>>295 Have you tried the Ab-Abber 2000?
How can I come up with witty things to post in message boards?
Find witty things that other people have posted in message boards, and post them again.
Are there other ways?
there are not as many ways as there are tribbles.
Should I write a book?
No, but perhaps write a check instead. Address it to one Mr. ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃. Leave the amount field blank, this creates suspense.
What defines a plant as a weed, other than it's hardiness and prevalence?
All about context, and whether people want it growing wherever it is or not.
Why is 300GET so much less satisfying than, say, 200 or 500?
Because you're not a true Spartan.
Where did it all go wrong?
It was the day we all became aware of stuff.
If ignorance is bliss, why are the members of the KKK so pissed off?
>>302
It is relative ignorance.
Why does no one respond to my threads?
Because you're not as pretty as Asia Carrera.
Why do my cats stare at me and make little cat noises in the night?
They're plotting to take over the wold.
Would you, for one, welcome our new feline overlords?
I'd do it for the fish.
Why is it that Ana Coppola has an Italian name and not British?
And also, why does Asuka Langley Souryu have a British name and not German?
That's 2 questions.
Which one should I answer first?
The one you understand best.
Why is Neon Genesis Evangeilion so loved by so many otaku?
Because of its deep psychological exploration of all the significant characters, something never previously seen in anime. Also, shy, depressed, borderline-hikikomori otaku feel a certain kinship with the shy, depressed, borderline-hikikomori protagonist.
Were you expecting a silly answer?
Considering how many of us are severely Wapanese, I believe he meant the question to be rhetorical.
How many people are still posting in DQN?
Evangeilion is gei.
Two or three, I think.
How does SAoVQ compare to DQN?
DQN > *
How many years will pass before people stop inventing Chuck Norris facts?
There are no Chuck Norris facts, Chuck Norris is a work of fiction.
How many of the Chuck Norris facts were originally Vin Diesel facts?
All of them except for one, but that one wasn't funny either.
Why do dicks get big?
Because they eat so much pussy.
Why do cocks stay so small?
Because you touch yourself at night.
What should I eat for lunch?
Food.
Which letter should I carry out?
C, because it is www.
I'm going through a mid-life crisis. What kind of motorcycle should I buy? I've never been on one before.
Most people carry out W; however, D, Q, and N are also fine choices. Give them all a try and see which one fits your needs.
Where are you carrying it?
To the repair shop, because vintage motorcycles leak oil.
What type of oil should I put into a vintage motorcycle?
>>322 Because the duct tape got wet, and lost adhesion.
Is there a better adhesive tape than duct tape?
Yes. Duck tape. It holds birds together.
Did you see that one coming down the Interstate?
Can't say I did.
I'm going to Yoshinoya tomorrow. What should I eat there?
Asia Carrera. Eat her softly but with resilience. Her outcries of ecstasy will quench your hunger, making it go to your loins, after which you can transfer it in between her thighs using firm and long thrusts of your hips. Its not on the regular menu, but seriously recommendable.
If I were to elaborate on that story, would you buy it?
No, but I might download it.
What kind of wine would go well with these hotdogs?
For the love of all that is good in wine: even the worst ramsj wine does not go well with hotdogs. Don't waste the wine, drink beer. Lager.
Anyway, do you eat goat cheese?
Only if it's smoked, nyoro~n.
Will you marry me?
Well, if you pay my family of VIPPERs enough, they might give access to a husband of VIP QUALITY.
Will you bury me?
Well, if you pay my VIPPER mortician enough, he might give you access to an eternal resting grave of VIP QUALITY.
Will you carry me?
Yes, if you are Asia Carrera. Especially if nude.
I'm really obsessed with this person, am'nt I?
(´^ิω＾ิ)
Yes, posting that creepy face in every odd thread is rather disturbing.
If you were on death row, what would you choose to have for your last meal?
Something with lots of explosives in it.
Did you come to praise me?
Nay, I come with retribution on the palm of my right hand and a gross melted Baby Ruth in my jeans pocket.
If you knew you were going to die tomorrow, how many fig bars would you eat?
none. I'd eat beans, and not those fart-free beans for total pussies. I want to blow the lid off my coffin with a postmortem fart.
What is the coolest looking coffin ever made?
Must be one of those Egyptian sarcophagi. They certainly knew how to be buried with style.
Where should I go to purchase a large quantity of black-market ivory?
Africa.
Where in Africa can I find a Starbucks?
(''†ิω†ิ).
Is you fucking?
A fucking is me!
Why am I so awfuly low? why do I feel a glow, just thinking of you, and the way you look tonight?
Because you'll never be as great a crooner as Frank Sinatra, no matter how many duets you sing.
Better name for your vagina: Malcom or Brian?
Mike Hunt
What is the best joke name in history.
Seymore Butts
Is school worth it?
It is if your IQ is above 95, otherwise, just be a bum.
Would you like fries with that?
I would say that the criminal record was worth it in itself.
How come so few people can spell "Seymour Butts" correctly?
Because it isn't hip to spell it correctly
Will my girlfriend like me for it if I take the effort to break up our relation, which we're mutually convinced is doomed to fail anyway?
we dont believe you have a relationship, but no.
why do i feel that everything that can be said has already been said?