http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1176341310/999
Yes, using link trickery.
Does this mean we will be able to connect each and every "ITT we solve the question above us" thread into an infinite daisy chain?
cuz your an idiot
is correct punctuation worth using
Yes. This may end up saving your life when the grammarians and their punctuationist stooges finally seize power.
What is the punctuationist equivalent of Kristallnacht?
"Night of the Stabbing Semicolon."
Semicolons are useful, right?
Sure. An intestinal bypass is generally better than getting your stomach stapled.
Is lol really the equivalent of c++'s ';' ?
No, you're thinking of desu -- lol is the equivalent of the semicolon in C.
I've heard tuna can kill you from mercury poisoning. How much would I have to eat to kill myself?
Seven hundred thousand tunas. Less might work too.
How do I stop hating everybody else?
Start hating yourself and go from there.
Why did I buy a 12 year old e-book that no modern software can decipher?
You're a noob
Why threads like this are so goddamn popular?
Because cannot use people posting in it correct English syntax.
What is the ultimate one-hit-kill technique, and how do I master it?
Shot between the eyes. Buy a gun and practice, practice, practice.
Do guns kill people?
No, getting shot kills people.
Why do people keep asking this?
Because the truth exists beyond the gate.
Have you lost it?
NOW I HAVE LOST IT
Lost what?
...is a television show that many people find entertaining.
Found a peanut?
No, just five boring dollars.
Why am I unhappy?
You haven't consumed enough.
Why am I fat?
You have consumed the bits that >>364 had not.
What are we talking about?
Whatever you want to talk about, baby.
Do you visit ii/wakachan too, or just 4-ch?
Just 4-ch.
Why do I keep visiting even though I never find anything for me here?
The jones kicked in. That's how it happens. You start small, think you can handle it, then the jones kicks in.
How do I get the monkey off my back without the shakes kicking in?
Shock the monkey.
Don't you know you're going to shock the monkey?
I've already shocked the monkey, thanks.
Would you like two free iPod nanos?
Not if I can have Asia Carrera instead.
Why is my cat whinier than usual tonight?
I'm certain it's an ill omen of impending tragedy, or the feline is hungry.
Why keep puzzling over the random and inexplicable nature of a cat when one could just get a predictable and emotionally unambiguous dog?
The cat comes with a free chocolate ice cream cone.
You aren't lactose-intolerant, are you?
Actually, I am, and it would punish everyone around me more than even myself to have real ice cream.
Do you know any good fart jokes?
No, that's an oxymoron.
Is there honour among thieves?
The older they are, the more honor there is.
Would you vote for Havelock Vetinari?
No, my vote belongs to Ron Paul
So, anyone beat the unbeatable game yet? The farthest I ever got was beating kuma and tanasinn
You just lost the game.
When is too much too much?
Gesundheit.
What kind of insect would you prefer to eat with your breakfast cereal?
Also, what kind of cereal would taste best with that insect?
Horseflies. Because I'm hung like one, and I believe in rhino magic.
How come some people have two questions, or zero?
Math is hard.
What should I do with all the old cheese in my refridgerator?
Throw it at some passing children.
Have you released YOUR mittens today?
My mittens are all free-range mittens.
Was Senator Craig arrested for being gay?
No, he was arrested for being fabulous.
Where does DQN keep it's spare change?
In its pocketses.
I've had a DJ Sharpnel song stuck in my head for six weeks. Is there a cure?
VIP QUALITY EUROBEAT.
IS IT TRUE THAT NO ONE SLEEP IN TOKYO?
I haven't heard of any one in Tokyo, so it is probably true.
Who are the one, and what do you call an individual from that group?
The one are all, and there are no individuals.
What are fun things to do with a girlfriend besides sex?
Abortions!
How do I get this homosexual out of the tree in my front yard?
They can become dangerous when the nest is threatened; It's best to call animal control or your friendly neighbourhood Orkin Man.
If you could be stranded on a desert island with any type of undead, which type would it be?
Definitely zombies. Sure, they don't make for very good conversation, but they're reallBRAAAIIIIIIIINS
BRAIIIIINSSSSS
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BRAAAIINS?
BRAIIIIIINS.
iPhone?
Overpriced junk.
Sony VIAO?
No, Sony doesn't have anything special in their PC category, excluding their ultra compact one.
Acer Ferrari?
Sure, why not. You can mail that crap to me within six weeks.
This is a written contract and I will sue you if you don't follow through.
Would you cover the postage for me, I left my wallet in my other pair of hot pants?
Certainly. I'm not a small man; I can cover nearly any small sum of currency with ease.
Barhah?
Stop playing bad browser games.
Why is dutch history so boring?
It's only boring if you consider their mercantile exploits uninteresting!
So, read any good books lately?
2GET
Yes. Yes, I have.
Who wants to know?
This is the FBI.
Is this your copy of The Anarchist Cookbook?
No. But the SJ Games sourcebook next to it is mine.
What's the matter, occifer?
The grammar police have a warrant out for your arrest.
Why is the superstructure made out of elitism and not steel?
It is made out of steel girders, but they are covered in elitism to fool impressionable people.
How long will the semanticops interrogate >>404 roughly?
That would require them finding him first (which they will be unable to do).
Does blood alone move the wheels of history?
WD-40 helps every once in a while.
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
The hen was inspired to make the egg. The inspiration was a cock, who came first.
How complicated are simple things?
Very,
How simple are complicated things?
Very.
Was that perhaps too obvious?
Very.
Will you anwser my question by saying "Very."?
yes
Does Buddha have the Jesus-nature, or does Jesus have the Buddha nature?
Mu.
Can you draw a picture?
Very yes.
Can you prease dlaw us a pictule?
They're far superior to the Mets, whom the Phillies have been crushing with surprising regularity.
Should I pay a contractor $2100 to rewire my house, or risk fishing everything myself?
Pay the contractor. They at least understand that while fishes may conduct electricity in the short term, wiring your house with them is a really bad idea that has no good sides to it whatsoever.
Did you forget to say please?
I never forget.
How do I stay awake in my biology class?
clip a clothespin on to your genitalia underneath your clothes.
Why does kim chee taste so good nida?
Kim chee gives you superhuman strength.
If kim chee gives you superpowers, don't you wonder what the coreans would be like without it?
Not really, but maybe it would be much like Popeye after coming down off a Spinach binge.
If Korea is Popeye, Japan is Olive Oyl, and China is Bluto, which nation is Eugene the Jeep?
One of those pacific countries that's really more of a loose association of 3-tribe islands.
And in this arrangement, who is Swee'pea?
Swee'pea would be Laos or Cambodia. Constantly in danger, and usually forgotten about.
Now would decorating my room to look the Killing Field of Cambodia attract more strange pussy into my den of intrigue?
No, because they'd have to have been there already to know what it looks like.
Why do we cling to the past?
Static. You should use fabric softener during the rinse cycle.
How many people does Crown Prince Willem of Holland need to kill to claim the British throne?
Eight-Hundred Two members of European royalty (not including those skipped for succession) must meet the axe. Although he forfeited his succession rights upon marriage, so it may be necessary to hack up twice that amount and then perhaps wage a war of conquest.
Why did I bother researching that?
>>426 asked.
How can bath towels get dirty, if you're always clean when you use them?
>> 429
He actually looked like Osama bin Laden.
Why are Republicans so prone to sex scandals?
Because they are naturally in a prone position.
Where can a respected member of the U.S. Senate go for some glory hole action?
>>432
Woa... that's exactly what I was puzzled about. I have absolutely no idea. This question must be answered!
Because he is a douchebag.
Now why didn't the asshole above me ask a question?
You already answered yourself.
Should I sing you a song for your birthday?
I'd rather have money.
Why am I up so early today?
Because you couldn't sleep knowing that you left your DQN on the counter.
What was the last thing you drank?
Moxie.
How old are you in DQN years?
29. And at this rate, I'll be 29 forever. That's not exactly a bad thing, as my mother remained 29 until she graduated from college.
Do you prefer cinder blocks or milk crates to create modular dorm room furniture?
They are both way beyond my budget, so I make due with large rocks and piles of sod and sphagnum.
In what shape would you make a device capable of destroying the Earth, and where would you keep it?
I would cast it in the liking of my ex-girlfriend, and I would keep it as far away from me as earthly possible. There is a small chance that I have already done this.
Is the very act of saying "I'm not bitter" self-negating? I think it is, but I can't explain why.
Yes, It's a statement meant to absolve the speaker of anything they says before or after.
Other self-negating statements include:
Is there a word for embarrassment felt on behalf of another who should be embarrassed but is too stupid to feel as such?
Die.
What should I do with >>443's earthly possessions, now that he doesn't need them any longer?
No, your stuck with the toaster along with all his Larry the Cable Guy merchandise and his cock ring collection.
What should I do with the money gained from selling >>443's old crap?
Join a secret area of VIP Quality.
I'd like to become a true individualist. How can I make myself stand out from the crowd?
Join a secret area of VIP Quality. And maybe listen to some Simple Plan.
Will things be different if I move to the city?
It depends on a simple thing:
Is there a secret VIP club in that city?