ITT we solve the question above us [Part 4] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5065 07:25

http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1176341310/999

Yes, using link trickery.

Does this mean we will be able to connect each and every "ITT we solve the question above us" thread into an infinite daisy chain?

450 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5142 10:31

Sometimes paying enough involves causing a secret VIP club to spring into existence where there was none before.

Would I still have to pay for access?

451 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5142 18:46

Well now that's a silly question, I refuse to help you solve something so basic.

I am certain that Daddy Cool is a registered sex offender, but I can't match his alias or with any person in any government database. Is this him?

452 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5143 18:32

>>450
I think there's still an eternal FREE TRIAL WEEK going on.

453 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5145 15:33

>>452 Don't question it.

Why does five gallons of Drylock cost $92!?

454 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5145 23:54

Because you're getting the QUALITY that comes with DADDYCOOL brand!

Can you feel it?

455 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5146 05:40

◕ ◡ ◕

Who the fuck is that?

456 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5146 19:42

I'm not sure

Why won't you give our love another chance?!

457 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5146 23:13

Because what we had is over now. I'm sorry.

Now will you please give me my cat back?

458 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5146 23:54

The cat you had got ran over now. I'm sorry.

Will you at least leave me the cactus? I love it so much.

459 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5147 00:12

That cactus was left to me by my great-grandmother on the condition that it never leave the family.

Didn't you even bother to bring home the remains?

460 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5147 00:13

>>458

The cactus was destroyed in a game of Red Rover. I'm sorry.

Please tell me my pet cockatoo survived.

461 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5147 14:15

Alas, we've already interred the remains of the cockatoo at the old pet semetary here in Maine.

What is the proper way to address the Emperor of Ice Cream during state visits?

462 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5147 18:29

With a proper de-pantsing and a cheery rape.

Does he have sprinkles? I love sprinkles.

463 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5161 17:47

I don't understand your question.

What the hell are sprinkles?

464 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5161 21:05

Jimmies, you damn Bostonian.

lol arn't i so RaNdOm? ^____^

465 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5162 00:18

You are t3h Penguin of D00M! LOL ^_______^

Why is my ass bleeding so much?

466 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5162 06:13

>>465
There's a large cock in your ass.

467 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5162 07:50

Why didn't >>466 ask a question?

468 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5162 12:25

I don't know, >>467

Why didn't you provide an answer?

469 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5162 14:50

>>468
Because there wasn't a question.

What's in the center of a tootsieroll?

470 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5162 14:56

A tootsie that died of suffocation.

What's in the center of a duckroll?

471 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5162 15:13

A duck that is cooked.

What is the meaning of life, non-numerical?

472 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5162 15:26

noun- the condition that distinguishes organisms from inorganic objects and dead organisms, being manifested by growth through metabolism, reproduction, and the power of adaptation to environment through changes originating internally.

What's the password?

473 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5162 15:49

The password is life, the universe, and everything.

What's the username?

474 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5162 15:53

"pr0n."

Do you think it's time to resurrect the "Asia Carrera" meme?

475 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5162 17:32

God no.

Delicious flat chest, or giant boobs?

476 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5162 18:16

Asia Carrera has giant boobs, of course.

Was that perhaps too predictable?

477 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5162 18:29

No. I like big boobs.

Oppai, yes?

478 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5162 19:02

Yes, but only manageable ones - my favorite size is not too small but not too big. Maybe B-cup.

What's the best way to fondle a girl's nipples when she's not very sensitive on them?

479 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5162 21:06

Teeth, definitely the teeth.

If I practice Mongolian throat-singing for a decade, will I learn to bite and suck at the same time?

480 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5179 21:32

If so, you may be highly qualified for a wonderful career as a fluffer! Ask an Adult Variety Artist for more information about job opportunities in this quickly growing field!

Penny for the old guy?

481 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5179 21:40

Hell, here's a dollar.

Where's a good place to do a turnaround during a solo in Autumn Leaves?

482 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5179 23:24

At the 8 bar mark, skip ahead 4 bars, finish your riff, and then get back on the changes.

What is the deal with airline food?

483 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5179 23:55

Americans cook all of it.

Why am I so ronery ?

484 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5180 02:33

Because your posting on DQN rather than enjoying human contact, sirry.

Why am I so positive despite the hopelessness and triviality of human existence?

485 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5180 02:40

Because you know something we don't.

When was the last time you laughed?

486 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5180 03:33

Just now, when I saw the word 'boobs'.
But after reading your own answer, I am lost in existential thought and will be unable to laugh for some time.

When was the last time you cried?

487 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5195 02:16

when I saw the 2009 Nissan GT-R

Is there a more perfect car design than the 2002 GT-R NuR Spec?

488 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5204 03:31

Yes, but John DeLorean took it with him to the grave.

How did the Yakov Smirnoff version of this thread become more popular and humorous?

489 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5204 03:53

Because putting words in other people's mouths never gets old.

I have to give an advocacy speech on Monday. Any ideas for a topic?

490 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5204 05:04

Gay magic.

Why has it been since >>247 that gay magic was last discussed in this thread?

491 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5204 06:23

Because 4-ch has forgotten its roots.

What is the point of living?

492 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5204 06:26

Saves energy; committing suicide is a bother.

Is there something wrong with being lazy?

493 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5204 21:27

Not getting everything done at once.

How come "root" doesn't refer to sex with animals anymore?

494 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5204 21:49

Because fucking animals is passé now.

Why is fucking animals passé?

495 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5205 02:36

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Everything has been done before.

Do you believe?

496 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5205 04:58

I believe in the magic

Do you wanna be a VIP Star?

497 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5205 09:54

I want to be a star of the gay magic.

Do you engage in gay Magic?

498 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5205 10:25

Who doesn't?

Can I have a dollar?

499 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5205 16:15

Yes. If you pay me five bucks first.

Can I have a shekel?

500 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5205 16:21

No, I gave my last shekel to daddycool.

Can I have a solid gold house and a rocket car?

501 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5205 21:44

Only if you are very rich or very short.

What happens when something sucks and blows at the same time?

502 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5206 03:51

The universe explodes.

If I'm going to ask you for something, are you going to ask the next poster for something instead of asking a question?

503 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5206 05:19

Yes. However, since only two people are participating in this thread, it works out anyway.

Did you want to ask me for something?

504 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5206 05:57

Yes, I wanted a panda.

Got any threes?

505 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5206 05:59

Go fish.

Got any threes?

506 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5206 07:28

Go fish.

Got any threes?

507 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5206 07:55

Yes, two.

Do you want them?

508 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5206 19:02

Not really.

What was the name of that song? You know, with the words and the melody? That one. You know the one.

509 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5206 20:16

'Starship Trooper' by Yes.

How do I get a date without hiding the fact that I'm mentally ill and indigent?

510 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5206 20:27

Try eHarmony.com

Did I leave the oven on?

511 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5206 20:45

Yes, but it's irrelevant because you also left the door unlocked, and now some jerk has stolen your oven along with everything else.

Would you like to buy an oven?

512 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5206 21:02

Depends.

How much?

513 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5207 01:56

Six-hundred quataloos.

Do you have stairs in your house?

514 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5207 03:00

wut

515 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5207 03:58

>>513
I am homeless.

Can you help push me into my box?

516 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5207 11:09

If by your box, you mean that hollow cube made of pure gold, sure thing!

Can I have fries with that?

517 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5207 13:49

No, you may not have fries with that.

What the fuck is your deal?

518 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5207 14:32

Seven card stud, high low, eight must. Of COURSE nothing's wild, you total wussbag.

Who forgot to kick in their ante?

519 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5207 20:46

I don't know, sorry.

Has eternal September settled over 4-ch?

520 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5213 21:42

Am I doing it right?

521 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5267 11:17

Eternal? No, I'm pretty sure it started earlier this year.

If whales have whale song, what do mooses have?

522 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5267 12:16

>>520 No.
>>521 Moose-sick.

What do three-spined-stickle-backs have?

523 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5267 22:47

The steadfast love of Mario's brother Luigi.

Do you think we should talk about Asia Carrera some more?

524 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5268 05:36

No.

The cyberdemon is blocking the way to the BFG-9000 and I only have a pistol. What now?

525 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5268 05:51

DERP

526 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5268 12:39

ITT >>626 does it wrong.

Why does Asia Carrera still have so many fans, even though she no longer does pr0n?

527 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5268 20:01

cos she's still so hot

Why is >>626 gonna be such a retard?

528 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5269 00:11

MONGOLOID, HE WAS A MONGOLOID

Wouldn't it be cool to be named Mongo Lloyd?

529 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5269 00:45

Sure, if you're just a pawn in game of Life.

Should I go straight to work, or go to college?

530 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5269 02:18

Stop! Go directly to Jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.

Do you ever visit any other *chan boards?

531 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5269 05:57

No, I can't say I do.

What's a "*chan board"?

532 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5269 06:22

starchan boards are a deep secret held by the elitist superstructure, they feature trains and song threads.

533 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5269 14:52

Why didn't >>532 ask me a question?

534 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5269 17:01

because you touch yourself at night

where can i buy mittens

535 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5269 17:16

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) half the fun of mittens is knitting them!

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Why do you look like a mongoose?

536 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5270 00:35

Because you touch yourself at night.

Why oh why oh why oh, did I ever leave Ohio?

537 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5270 03:03

>>536

Because Ohio sucks.

Why is SOCOM Navy Seals on the PSP so damn hard?

538 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5270 05:00

Because you suck at the vidya.
Why does PS3 have no games?

539 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5270 10:15

because its essentially a dvd player.

what?

540 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5270 10:26

it's a penis with 3 and a half stars attached to it.

Do I wanna try Pangya for the golf or the loli?

541 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5270 11:39

Both.

Why do I suddenly feel the urge to score a delicious hole-in-one into a loli ?

542 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5270 15:16

because you're a paedophillic golf player.

How many people are actually writing in this thread?

543 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5270 19:11

Both of us.

Why did I want one lucky drive before, when I would far prefer a thousand putts before sinking a long slow one?

544 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5270 20:15

Because you touch your gold balls at night.

So, come here often?

545 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5271 03:13

Very. Also, I think Asia Carrera is a pretty cool chick. She makes pr0n and doesn't afraid of anything.

See what you've done?

546 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5271 04:17

i've answered a question which could mean anything >_<

Do leeches burst when squeezed?

547 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5271 04:27

Yes, releasing a toxin that eats through skin.

Why does my kitten not like getting touched?

548 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5271 05:34

Your kitten has a history of being raped.

Why is the internet so distracting?

549 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5271 10:01

>>548
IT'S TIME FOR ME TO LIVE UP TO MY FAMILY NAME AND FACE FULL LIFE CONSEQUENCES

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