ITT we solve the question above us [Part 4] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5065 07:25

http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1176341310/999

Yes, using link trickery.

Does this mean we will be able to connect each and every "ITT we solve the question above us" thread into an infinite daisy chain?

550 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5272 19:29

What consequences does Mr Asknoquestions face?

551 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5272 21:48

Mr. Buggerstick the convicted felon's cock penetrating his virgin anus without lube.

Whatever became of Jesus' foreskin?

552 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5273 05:50

We are sure to find out in the upcoming Indiana Jones movie.

What long-dead movie series will be revived next with the same aging actors?

553 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5273 07:24

TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO DO WHAT MUST BE DONE BY ME AND HELP MY BROTHER DEFEAT THE ENEMYS

554 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5273 10:21

When is it a good day to spell enemies?

555 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5273 13:06

Today, but when is today exactly?

556 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5273 15:24

For you, it's 1993-09-5273 13:06

Wanna cuddle?

557 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5273 17:19

>>556

Sure, but I have to fart.

Where is the cake?

558 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5273 17:22

I'd tell you, but I'd be lying.

What's the best method for leaving messages with a receptionist that will actually get a return call from a decision maker?

559 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5273 17:46

Ask for voicemail.

Why is the date on DQN sometime in 1993?

560 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5273 19:51

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eternal_September

Why is the "General" section of 4-ch full of shit threads and nothing but?

561 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5273 22:41

Because everyone with any sense knows DQN has the answer to everything.

Why don't they use the same units for hat, shoe and bra sizes?

562 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5274 03:55

ZOMBIE GOASTS LEAVE THIS PLACE

563 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5274 05:27

>>561
We don't want to encourage stuffing breasts into shoes.

What is dove?

564 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5274 09:29

I see what you're trying to do, but I'm not going to baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

What is glove?

565 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5274 14:16

What the man who had 5 penises pants fit like.

What is to blave?

566 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5274 17:07

It is the bleating of sheep who have formed a conclave.

What motivates Papa Smurf?

567 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5274 19:06

Love, and a desire to share.

If I accidentally tap the foot of the person in the stall next to me in a public restroom, should I pretend nothing happened or apologize loudly, insisting I'm not gay?

568 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5274 19:55

Proceed to kick his foot firmly and yell at him, in an attempt to pass of your gay advances as being offended by his smell.

Should I ask Eirin to save me?

569 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5274 21:14

No, you can save yourself.

Should I go here or to SAoVQ?

570 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5274 21:43

Preferably, that should be done in a toilet.

What's that behind you?

571 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5274 21:48

A grue that I am likely to be eaten by.

What's that coming over the hill?

572 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5274 21:55

Another hill!

What should I eat for dinner?

573 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5274 22:00

Corn Pops.

Who's the black private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks?

574 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5274 23:55

The new Corn Pops mascot.

Why can't I stop the pop?

575 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5275 05:04

Because only Asia Carrera can do that.

What's not to like?

576 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5275 11:29

Gay magic.

Why is Gay Magic so dislikeable?

577 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5275 12:41

Because practitioners of Gay Magic must wear bloodstained clothes. And bloodstained clothes is unacceptable in this society, oh no. The children will be scarred for life seeing blood, ignore the gay.

What is the proper technique for a straight punch?

578 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5275 17:06

Avoid the penis, and avoid grappling the penis.

Who would have guessed that the summers of yesteryear would disappear so quickly?

579 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5275 17:27

Tanasinn

What are the emergency mittens used for?

580 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5275 17:36

Emergencies.

What kind of a silly question was that?

581 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5275 21:28

The kind demanding an equally silly answer.

Can emergency mittens be used in any emergency situation?

582 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5275 23:01

Yes, except emergency situations near the event horizon of a super-massive black hole when, according to Stephen Hawking, they will transform into emergency tubi-grip with a risk that your fingers may become slightly numb.

What happened to the snappy come-back?

583 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5276 16:50

The jerk store called, they're running out of YOU!

Was that a satisfactory answer, or should I have tried harder to make it fit the question?

584 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5276 17:03

Perhaps.

...but how did you frame the answer?

585 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6673 20:28

In a rather inexpensive frame from Ikea, I'm afraid. They're rather crappy, but I like the look of bare pine.

What can I expect to happen on New Years Eve?

586 Name: (　ﾟ　ﾟ) : 1993-09-6673 21:00

* bells ring, nothing changes *

Does drinking from glass bottles taste better than drinking from plastic bottles?

587 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6677 18:30

Yes, and both taste better than drinking from cans.

Is the Squeeks in the box alive, or dead?

588 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6678 02:04

Depends on whether he's wearing choco-aisu or poo.

After you become tanasinn, then what?

589 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6678 08:17

Well y'see, it's a simple c∵se ∴f ∵∴∵∴∴∵∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴f∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴

∵∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵d∵∴∵wi∴h a cat?

590 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6678 09:21

I bet you'd asking me whenever I'd go on a date with a cat! ...aAand I'd love to! doting up a cat is what I learned to always want to do back in my otaku years.

Why can't I own a Canadian?

591 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6678 12:14

>>590, In Sudan or Saudi Arabia, you can, so long as they're not Moslem.

>>592, why do they still demand to see an ID card when I buy a bottle of wine? I'm over thirty. And look it. (;･A･)

592 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6678 12:56

They're not asking because of age, but because the very sight of you infuses them with an irrational hatred. They want to learn your name so they can begin stalking you on social networking sites and slowly ruin your life from there.
(The boring answer is that it's easier for them to just card everybody than take a chance.)

>>593, what the hell am I doing here?

593 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6678 20:29

>>593 Admiral Stockdale! I heard you was dead!

>>595 What religious pantheon will ZUN tackle next?

594 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6679 00:03

Discordianism.

What does it mean to truly be free?

595 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6679 01:34

You don't have to pay anything, you can just have it.

Which is better: glue stick, PVA or spray adhesive? (No other choices)

596 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6706 17:02

Spray adhesive is most versatile.

Why has everyone I know who writes fanfiction suddenly switched from complex, dark, 1990s mecha anime to "My Little Pony" as their preferred fandom?

597 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6706 17:38

Unfortunately, nobody watches complex, dark, 1990s mecha anime any more. I can't really answer the second part; I never saw the attraction with My Little Pony. Then again, I am a Touhou obsessive so I doubt I'm in any place to discredit it.

Should my next goal be to 1cc lunatic in one of the games I'm good at or 1cc normal in one of the games I suck at?

598 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6706 17:45

>>597 You should try and better yourself in some way by, for example, spending time with someone less abled than you or a sick relative or friend.

What did the petrified forest see to make the trees so scared?

599 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6706 21:00

A tin.

What is a philosophical value of my answer to previous poster's question?

600 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6707 19:00

Well, going by Nietzsche's philosophical idea of perspectivism, it's whatever you believe it is. More or less. In other words, I have no idea.

What should I attempt to program in Python?

601 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6707 19:16

An automated translator from Kanbun to modern Japanese.

How do I find my purpose in life?

602 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6707 20:28

>>601 find something you like to do and become very good at it and use your skills to help others. Or do whatever makes you happy.

>>603 Describe the contents of your wallet.

603 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6707 20:36

oops wrong thread...

>>604 Why do you think I'm interested in the contents of a dokyun's wallet?

604 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6708 02:14

The desire to know if you have the same things.

How awesome is DoDonPachi?

605 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6710 03:23

>>604
Almost as awesome as Touhou.

>>606
Why do so few people post on the other boards?

606 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6710 03:59

>>605
I know that I, for one, don't have a life outside of /lounge/ and /dqn/.

>>607
There is a girl online that I have feelings for, and I want her to like me in the same way. How do I do this?

607 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6710 12:40

>>606 see this thread http://4-ch.net/love/kareha.pl/1326265053/

>>608 If you could steal a smooch from any celebrity, who would it be?

608 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6710 13:29

>>607 Ronald Reagan
>>608 If you could create your own television show based on a real life celebrity scandal would anybody watch it?

609 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6710 13:40

>>608 No. Not even me.

>>610 Can war be justified?

610 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6710 14:48

>>609
Yes. War can often lead to less overall suffering for the Greater Good. It's still terrible though, and we should explore other options wherever possible.

>>611
If you could have one person die and get away with it, who would it be?

( >>606 I hate you, Tokiko )

611 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6710 18:12

>>611
No one.

>>613
Who is Tokiko?

612 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6710 18:23

>>611
An attention-whore from /jp/, /lounge/, and many other places.

>>613
How do you feel about people using names and/or trips on anonymous textboards?

613 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6710 20:31

>>612
Tripcodes are completely unjustifiable. Anonymity is a messageboard's greatest virtue; why anyone would discard it - or practically deify others who do - is beyond me. Occasionally using names can be pulled off well (for example RedCream), but, in general, using a name just for the sake of having a name is unforgivable. I believe nothing would be lost by forced anonymity.

>>614
I always wanted to try crossdressing. Should I order a skirt from Ebay for £0.99?

614 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6710 21:53

>>613 For that price you may as well. You could try building up to it by wearing panties and pantyhoses under your clothes when you're out in public, you get a cosy feeling without people staring at you. I'm wearing my girlfriend's panties and my pantyhose just now (−ｏ⌒)

>>615 Do you like Depeche Mode?

615 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6710 22:12

>>614
I love them!

>>616
Do I eat these that just came in the mail today, Saten-san?

616 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6711 00:14

>>615 Yes you should! I just ate a pack just now! I hope you like them, they are one of my favourite sweeties. Do you get them in America? Also, it makes me happy to know you are also a depeche mode fan (´ε｀ )♡

>>617 Would you feel apprehensive about eating sweeties received in the mail from a fellow dokyun? I guess it is understandable...

617 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6711 00:31

>>616
Lately I feel apprehensive about lots of things. I guess I'd stuff my mouth full of sweeties just to take my mind off it.

>>618
Would dokyun poison sweeties which he plans to send to individualist?

618 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6711 02:15

>>617 of course not, individualists are distasteful and dampen my mood but I'd never wish harm on them!

>>619 what's your single favourite image on the Internet?

619 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6711 02:25

>>617
I don't think a dokyun would poison them... I didn't die, and they were delicious! I really wish they sold them here... I haven't had any candies for a year or two now, and damn were they good. The idea of a dokyun grabbing them for me made them even sweeter. Could be a slow acting poison though. (If you're reading this now, >>447 from that other thread, I want you to know that you really made my month! <3)

>>619
What do you think about #seapunk music?

620 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6716 16:58

>>619
I'm not particularly keen on it.

>>621
Roughly, how many people do you think browse DQN?

621 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6716 17:48

>>620
I can name 6 or 7, I think, myself included.

>>622
Who are you?

622 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6716 20:25

>>621
They call me ( ˃ ヮ˂).

>>623
What is your earliest memory?

623 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6716 21:22

>>622 Running into the open bathroom door to find my mother naked on the toilet, and I slapped her breasts like bongos and ran away

>>623 Do you worry that your dead relatives watch you while you masturbate?

624 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6716 21:23

I mean >>625

625 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6716 21:24

>>623
No, but I worry Google does.

>>625
There are four people trapped in a room with you. Who do you kill to eat first?

626 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6716 22:11

>>625
Myself.
>>627
What's that smell?

627 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6716 23:25

>>626
My scented candle and potpourri. I'm so fucking masculine.

>>628
日本語で話そうか？

628 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6716 23:41

>>627
いいよ。下手くそだけどどんな話がいいの？あんたは返事できないから一人で会話。寂しいけど日記もそうだね。じゃ、最近俺が悩んでることは恋人。彼女は遠くて俺が人生で全然進めない感じがしている。

>>629
What did I say?

629 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6717 00:41

>>628
You said:

> いいよ。下手くそだけどどんな話がいいの？あんたは返事できないから一人で会話。寂しいけど日記もそうだね。じゃ、最近俺が悩んでることは恋人。彼女は遠くて俺が人生で全然進めない感じがしている。

If, as I might assume, you meant "What did I say translated into English?", then it was something along the lines of:

> Okay. Pardoning my extreme lack of skill, what shall we talk about? Because you can't reply, I'll converse with myself. Although it's lonely, diaries are like that as well, eh. Well, lately I have been troubled by my lover. She is far away, so I have a feeling that my life is not moving forwards at all.

>>630
What should I name my new USB? As inspiration, my previous one was called "Arbitrary" and my computer is called "Veronica".

630 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6717 01:39

>>629
child_porn_2011

>>631
What's the least socially acceptable band name you can think of?

631 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6717 03:20

>>630 The Crunchy Tampons

>>632 What do you think of The Crunchy Tampons' music?

632 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6717 04:24

>>631
Never heard it

>>633
Link me to a song that The Crunchy Tampons should cover.

633 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6717 04:45

>>632
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HD7tnxJuDVw

>>634
What do you think about this song I just linked?

634 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6717 17:55

>>633 I'll certainly give it a go! It's great, but why are they dancing in the bushes haha. Kinda reminds me of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sxd5-MjJfj8 - apparently the old man is rapping about how he used to be the internet 50 years ago or something

>>635 what's your favourite eurovision song?

635 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6717 21:43

>>634
I think this counts: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vju-oXLjy5A

>>636
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

636 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6717 22:03

>>635
45.3kg (±0.2kg)

>>637
What deep philosophical matters have you been pondering recently?

637 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6717 23:59

>>636
How to get over my existential dread.

>>638
How do I get over my existential dread?

638 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6718 02:39

>>637 take loads of drugs, worked for me ヽ(○´∀`)ﾉ♪

>>639 What's your favourite mind-altering substance?

639 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6718 05:38

>>638
DXM, in the past. These days, caffeine, I figure.

>>640
Draw me some devil sigils and try to summon a demon. Tell us how it goes. You don't have to buy candles or whatever else but it'd be fun.

640 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6718 16:13

>>639
That's not really a question, is it? Perhaps you should try the Demanding from the next poster thread.

>>641
How well do you think The Elitist Superstructure of DQN lives up to its name?

641 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6718 16:31

>>640 It certainly seems to be made up of hardcore DQNs but I think it's ironic that the biggest dokyun here uses a tripcode. The Superstructure could be more elitist I guess.

>>642 How do you propose we strengthen our elitist foundations?

642 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6718 21:09

>>641
We could all get tripcodes and frown upon tripcodeless vipsters and the opposition. On the one hand, this will establish one of the strongest forms of elitism - a circlejerk. On the other, this might destroy the foundation of our superstructure. As you can see, we are balancing on a thin edge here. This means that we should just stick with today's special.

>>643
How often do you pick on newbies of online forums, comments, videogames, etc? Why?

643 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6719 00:37

>>642
I don't pick on you very often, but when I do it's because you appear as a self-righteous renegade of remedial remarks, eschewing subtle humor and originality in order to brand each comment with your own style of personal projection.

>>644
If Johann Sebastian Bach were alive today, what band do you think he might play in?

644 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6719 00:50

>>642 I don't pick on newbies, because they are new so they can't help it. I often mock stupid people, bigots, the invasively religious, people who are angry about something, and people who think anyone cares what they have to say.

>>644 How would you move Mt. Fuji?

645 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6719 01:24

Sorry >>643 i guess I should refresh more often. I think he'd probably play in a hair metal band like Skid Row.

>>646 How would you move Mt. Fuji?

646 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6719 02:38

>>645
Very carefully.

>>647
How do I make money?

647 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6719 03:52

>>646 Get a job, but you won't get a good job if you make such lacklustre answers to interview questions.

>>648 how can I get free books without merely stealing them?

648 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6719 04:05

>>647 From your local library! Or download/pirate ebooks. library.nu is good if it's still around.

>>649 Who is your favorite Touhou, and why?

649 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6719 08:01

>>648
looks up Touhou in Japanese dictionary
Huh. Oriental. Well, I guess it's Mr. Miyagi then, for being a lovely Japanese take on the Magical Negro.

>>650
I'm sick of studying, but afraid I'll never get a decent job if I don't. Do you have any suggestions of easy career paths?

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