What makes me want to slit your throat so badly?
That case was a landslide victory for the Jews, and it looks like we have bigger problems than berserked-out lumberjacks.
What happened when the media covered the case of the 1000 rabid lumberjacks?
That is because you used the wrong hole.
Why is my cock brown?
I'm tellin' ya man, REPTOIDS! R-E-P-T-O-I-D-S-!
Oh my god, who slaughtered my dog?!
Apply some essence of the knowledge on your forehead.
why does thinking cause me so many headaches?
It is like 100 gallons of ball sweat.
How is life on Jupiter?
It's so creamy.
I wonder what childbirth is like?
Just give up, it wasn't meant to be.
I try to pull out all the hair from my armpits, but they keep growing back. What do I do?
jait
Why don't you ever make any sense?
Wear it and girls will peep at you!
what are those funny pants with no zipper or buttons for?
Negative number IQ.
Hey, got spare coin for a helpless bum?
I'm bigger than you and higher up the food chain. Get in my belly. CLmon!
why do you drool when you look at me?
The opposite of TANASINN
I want to buy a soda... But for some reason it's not accepting my dollar bill...
Your awareness slowly fades, and soon after you feel as though you've been ravaged by a thousand angry eels. Then you get pie.
I think I had an out of body experience, but just to be sure, what is one usually like?
Don't worry about it, it should just wash out.
I just got jizz on my pillow case, what should I do? :(
Ramen is for bitches, real men eat beef rice.
I'm hungry, but I want to look like a man.
Oh god. That is just sick.
Did you hear about the Yakin Byoutou cosplayers?
American women learn Sumo wrestling.
Did you hear? They finally found a way to make Americans feel good about being morbidly obese!
Only sometimes, and even then, only sparingly.
When a tourist goes to Japan, what are the odds of meeting a woman that looks like Miyabi Hayama?
The second shittiest animu.
What is your opinion of Clannad?
My little sister's chest meat.
What is the flattest surface on earth?
Dogs will bark at your presence.
What do I do to see Lara Croft naked?
Sounds like she should have eared on the side of caution.
Did you hear the story about the girl who put her ear against the train track to hear the train?
Finishing a race in 4,129,070,619th place.
How bad did the losingest loser lose the race, anyway?
Knowing French in a room full of Spanish speakers.
Is Annie Hall a good film?
Please reread what you just asked.
omg so hoe do i maek suar tat cat is phone??????
Only when speaking to a police officer.
Have you ever been in love?
You can use my gluestick.
Help! The world is infested with construction paper zombies!
In fact, I haven't eaten one of those in a month.
I was told that strawberry Pocky is the most addictive food on earth. Is that true?
It is like falling anus first on an erect horse penis.
Why do I keep getting an uncomfortable wet feeling when I stand in front of porcelain bowls?
Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely been detected.
Oh man, I just heard this great song on the radio about a horse with no name. Isn't discovering new things great?
Actually, it was The Four Lads.
Hey, were you aware that those fuckin' TMBG posers bit "Istanbul" from The Four Tops?
Because both of >>38's sentences are about 40-50 year old music.
What was it about this thread that made you want to bump it?
Yes, I know, it was actually released in 1972
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvoD8TiW5OQ&feature=related
What being an otaku 20 years ago was like.
What's Otaku No Video about?
I say we come up with a plan to assassinate him.
Obama? What about him?
We need more Jell-O and cucumbers.
anything you want me to pick up at the store, dearie?
well of course there were three, what did you expect?
Why were there three?
stop that
its silly
Yo dawg, do you like cars?
I don't know, I know it's made with soya stuff, but I don't actually know what else.