Losersayswhat?
The doctor said it was treatable!
My condolences on losing your legs to advanced hikikomori's disease.
A bottle of bourbon, a Strike Witches boxed set, and a loaded handgun.
My little sister has a birthday next week, what should I give her?
Wait until it rains, and then pound on them a bunch of times with a rubber mallet.
Whats the best way to get rid of moles?
Engage according to operational parameters.
Bravo Sierra, this is Whiskey Tango. We have visual on the enemy. Please advise, over.
Playing Perfect Cherry Blossom while driving.
What was ZUN arrested for last year?
Fifteen flavours of jelly just weren't enough, I guess.
Why did that guy with OCD freak out in the 12th aisle in Sweetbay?
The dumbest superhero power that actually accomplished something.
What is Greyskull?
that part became very much like the ending of "Tears of Sun" movie for me... reteating like a motherfucker, mentally handicapped AI teammate is trying bravely to revive a friend and I'm bandaging myself, I even shot an APC... but so many fucking chinks man... going backward toward the evac point and shooting as many chinks as I can and a dramatic change to side arm and the complimentary AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
What was the most memorable thing about the Mario Kart game for you?
I personally think he did it just for spite.
Why did someone key into my car "I love you" ?
Dhalsim's dick
What did they use to rescue that little girl who fell into the well?
The easiest (and safest) way to check the difference is scent
I'm never quite sure when I pick my underwear off the floor if I should wear them again or throw them in the hamper.
fourteen point oh-five degrees kelvin
Some bar said they had the coldest beer in the world. Exactly how cold was it?
100 kegs of Rolling Rock beer.
What else does the AVGN own besides a shitty game collection?
Selling real flamethrowers in a children's toy store.
How can I effectively breed stupidity out of the human race now that the theory or practice of eugenics isn't cool anymore?
The same reason hip-hop 'artists' steal from classic rock songs and call it 'sampling'.
Why do Japanese language song have several English words in them?
Hidden underneath your mother's bed, and kept shut with a lock.
Where can I find a secret dildo collection?
If you're losing that much blood, it's probably better to go to a hospital.
Nonsense, it's only a flesh wound.
The secret is annealing at 250 C. for at least four hours afterward.
I tried to make a Fancy Hearing Cake and it tasted terrible! What could I have done wrong?
Put two of them in a cup.
I have a surplus of girls, what should I do with them?
The pages turn, the wheel spins, and the clock stops.
How do you feel, seeing your aunt naked?
I think it was around seventeen, maybe more
How old were you, the first time you saw your aunt naked?
Your aunt is now my sexual fetish.
My aunt just died. What now?
The yellow river in China.
Where does pee go when you flush?
Send a photo of that to the New York Times.
What should I do with the fanny bag that I just discovered on my belt?
Try talking sense into it. If it doesn't help then gnaw on it.
My antelope is stuck on 'shuffle' again!
That's kind of what you get for lending it to your dead cousin.
Why is that, after giving my guns to my insane and dead cousin, is he now plotting his revenge against me for my failure to revive him?
Yes, I do believe you manage to be even faggier than Relolia
Do I look fabulous or what?
Clockwise if you're in Europe, otherwise not even God can help you.
Which way do I go on this roundabout road?
North Korea's socialized medicine.
What resembles your typical HMO coverage except is way more honest about it?
I believe what I said at the time went something like "hurrrrr".
Why did you get on that roundabout road?
Every word of it is a lie, including "a," "an," and "the."
Have you heard that tale about a man, an plan the panama?
On 4-ch DQN we are all panda
So in your opinion, what do the members of DQN have in common?
All of it! The entire thing!
How much cake do you normally eat?
You have only yourself to thank.
Which people should I thank in my award ceremony speech?
Akhnaten, I guess.
Who's your phavorite pharaoh?
I got the idea when I saw Squeeks wearing the poo turban.
What possessed you to found your own religion?
Sort of like sycamore seeds.
What is the taste of sycaless seeds?
It's the direction of the ferret wheel.
What's the least helpful definition of the word "clockwise" that you can think of?
Ms Patchouli wants you to read her the SICP.
How can I learn more about Touhou?
Drifting a London bus.
What's the most ignoble stunt you've pulled lately, DQN?
The holy trinity of one part onions to two parts bell peppers and three parts celery.
What's the least appropriate thing imaginable to put in ice cream?
The secret is that there is no secret--it is exactly what it appears to be.
So what's the secret ingredient of your special tomato soup cake?
Well I do have a friend who made a giant phallus on Minecraft, if that counts.
What makes you so unique?
Another one bites the dust is not by michael jackson
What is your opinion on the latest Freddy Mercury authorship theory?
No more than forty-six. Unless we're talking about the lilac sort, then up to sixty-seven.
how many flowers can I stuff in my vagina?
Everybody in the world, except for the goddamn icelanders.
Who secretly hates ljuetfisk?
Bees. My God.
I poked this nest, what are those things coming out of it?
Butts man.
Who's that guy who got his superpowers from used cigarettes?
My right ankle.
What's for dinner?
Because it makes less of a mess.
Why would anyone have sex with a hollowed-out watermelon?
1924. It was a hell of a year!
Can you tell me about the years before 1993?
Knee socks.
Which protective tool that should be worn at all times is not as good as mittens?
It's a hell of a ride.
Is it fun to ride a magic broom?
Anii.
If you were to describe all tripcode users in a single word, what would it be?
Probably about 15%. Best case scenario, 20%.
How many of the websites you visit do you think wouldn't get you in trouble with the law?
You should probably start by admitting your mother isn't fit to be a psychotherapist.
I have ADHD and I want to go to the therapy, but my mother won't let me. What should I do?
It's funny, because there is no reason to escape.
Help! Beautiful women have locked me in this room and rape me! How do I get out?!
Because that was MY kitten, asshole!
So, will you vote for Kang or for Kodos in the next election?
Eighty-seven.
I don't see why you would even need a term for a sixty-niner with eighteen people. What did you call it anyway?
My darling waifu.
Who is that morbidly obese woman with the varicose vein and the two club feet?
Dogs. Lots and lots of dogs.
What can I find at the Korean all you can eat buffet?
The sequel to HumancentiPad.
The smoking Crackberry
Izumu movies
Where are all the Japanese BBW?
The Didovics play battleshits.
So, how's schizophrenia working out for you?
Get out of my house!
Hey, stranger. Where's a bum go to take a shit in this place?
It's not my fault, my penis exploded!
Why are you able to dress in women's clothing so easily?
The arrival of Megaman/Rockman X9.
What could possibly be more exciting than learning about magnetohydrodynamics?
All he said was "You'll know when you find it".
What could possibly be more exciting than learning about magnetohydrodynamics?
Take a deep breath, open the nearest book at a random page, poke into it and this will be your answer.
What could possibly be more exciting than learning about magnetohydrodynamics?
I can tell one thing for sure, Espeon has casted GAY MAGIC spell on you.
What could possibly be more exci-- no, never mind that. Haven't you ever gotten the urge to violently rape a pokemon and/or cat?
I have about 800 myself, but I know some guys have several thousand.
How many hug pillows can a hardcore otaku have?
Every Sailor Moon episode digitally remastered and re-relased on Blu-Ray.
What would your weapon of choice for eternal world domination be?
The power of one hundred standard-issue houseflies.
What kind of power does the Lord of the Flies have anyway?
Only twice.
How many days per year did you pretend to be sick in order to skip school?
It would be in the bonus features of every Blu-Ray that contained digitally remastered episodes of Sailor Moon.
What would happen if Sailor Neptune and Sailor Uranus came to life and their sex tape leaked on the internet?
Honor thy error as hidden intention.
What do I do if I feel a bulge when I'm groping a chick I picked up at a bar?
The first time was in May of 1993. His body was cold but his breath was hot. "Oh, >>425" he whispered as his hand teased and explored me like none had before. "I'm ready," I said, as my heartbeat quickened. He grabbed my ass and slid it down. "I'm going in." A jolt of electricity shot through me as his general forced open those tightly sealed doors and entered the hidden room. He found what he want; he came, and he left. But what remained?
When did you first experience the pleasure of being cummed inside?
It's quite busy, a notebook, a checkered wristband, some biscuits, a metal tankard, a pair of scissors, a comb, a few lighters, a pile of magazine clippings, some bloody razorblades and a couple of external hard drives made by LaCie
What must I carry in order to steal data from the company headquarters, get away with it, and sell the data for 1 million dollars?
Gatchaman had Gatchamaniacs, Sailor Moon had Moonies, Naruto had Narutards, what name is given to Strike Witches fanboys and fangirls?
What the hell is this crazy >>427 talking about?
No, no, the hair on my balls.
So, you want me to cut off your balls, right?
It smells delicious but its penis is much too big.
How would you describe Card Captor Sakura's vagina?
The one time Randy Marsh was famous.
When was the thousandth time that a penis entered your anus, >>430?
Yume Miru Kusuri, for a grand total of twenty times. Yeah, I went through a LOT of tissue.
What is the most intellectually stimulating piece of literature you have ever read?
I think it's time we left.
He went down to the basement after he knocked you out with that weird drug, saying something about how he's finding "bigger toys"... older brother, what do you think we should do? He left the door unlocked!
The real question is, why not yourself?
Why doesn't anybody love me?
Get your neck massaged.
What should I do when my girlfriend dumped me? She used to make tender love, if you know what you mean.
You should consider not watching any TV for a week then, this could end dangerous.
I've bought this TV set on ebay. I tried to watch news on it but as a result I suffered a grand mal seizure and then killed a person with an axe. What should I do about it?
Let it go, maaaan.
What kind of teens aren't just an edgy little bundle of angst?
"Is this a dagger which I see before me?"
After all that anticipation, all I got was a boypive. Should have known that girlpives would sell out less than three hours after release.