You look like you've seen a ghost; What in the hell happened to you last night?
Sorry, I'm legally blind.
That isn't a popsicle in my pants! What is your problem?
fuckballs
HAL9000, will you please divide by zero?
You must type both into Googlefight.com and then you will get the correct answer.
What is faster, the speed of light or the speed of sound?
100 Yaoi fangirls with strap-on dildos.
So, who wants this gigantic crate of SUPA KAWAII NEKOMIMI ^________^ kitty-ear hairbands?
It's "aluminum," not "aluminium."
THE GOVERNMENT REPLACED ALL OF THE TIN FOIL WITH ALUMINIUM! IT'S ALL A CONSPIRACY! THIS IS ALL A PART OF THEIR PLAN! DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?!
Eh, what's a body or two gonna do for me in the long run?
The journey of 1000 miles begines with a single stiff.
Using a chainsaw to scratch your balls.
I tried scratching my testicles with an electric mixer and they STILL itch. What would be considered going off the deep end?
A gigantic pimple the size of Canada.
You know, having the world sitting on his shoulders year after year without end can't be good for poor old Atlas. Doesn't he get any sort of ailment on his back where the world is lying?
The stalest meme in the world.
If this isn't MADNESS, what is it?
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
What is Squeeks's hat made of, if not poo?
Sixteen of them.
How many Clonepa threads will have ended when we finally reach 1994?
No, it's eating up it's own ass. It just sucks.
Did anything interesting happen when I took a worm and made it into a circle?
Adam Powers juggling nitroglycerin
Who is Adam Powers? What feat will it take for me to have any interest in this person whatsoever?
SSSSSCIENCE!
How can I mix two black people in one?
What kind of question is that? Squeeks, obviously.
What exactly did you mean when you yelled "SHITHEAD" spontaneously?
You know, simply like this: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
What was the programmer's national anthem again?
It's simple: kill the hat man.
How can I get rid of Squeeks?
It's just a jump to the left.
Where is the landmine on this battlefield?
Randy Marsh porn
Could you please kill this thread with an answer nobody wants to know the question to?
Dicks. Dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks.
What is the plural of dick and can you say that again because I'm hard of hearing?
The essence of all that is evil.
If they served food at TEH REI'S DINOR, what would it be made from?
Yay! Let's dance! (>^_^)> ~(^.^~)
I'm drunk as hell, what should I do?
The greatest number of courics in a single day.
When an SSBBW takes a crap, what is it like?
TIMMMAYYYYY!!!
If I give you $20 will you pretend to be my friend?
Under the covers.
Best place to keep my personal Rei?
Trowel some into the dumpster out back and see what happens.
My dog is missing, have you seen it?
The milkman
Who is that guy that appears on old American television shows and works a job that no longer exists?
A performance enhancing drug that enables people to beat the toughest video games.
(・∀・) I've always wondered what types of pills grandpa's always taking.
(・∀・) It's sort of like a typewriter, but I think you only get one try before the cronies come a lookin'.
What is the Internet?
Only if you can outwit Security Kitten.
Is there a way I can steal food from Rei's Diner?
A beer filled vending machine in a High School.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Where did you put my mittens?
Fat would be the most concise way to put it.
How would you describe the beautiful existence that is the average DQN denizen?
Toothless, covered in chemical residue and accelerating through the stratosphere.
What happened to that guy that smoked a cigarette in the hazardous chemical factory?
An alternate reality where bamboo eat Pandas
If Stephen Colbert were God, what would the world be like?
Surprisingly, Canada
What's that place where milk comes in bags?
Aw, it just means she likes you.
Why did that girl put a dildo in my anus?
Alternative sausages.
What did those fucking hipsters eat for breakfast?
Pork Chop Sandwiches
I'm looking for new masturbation toys; what do you use?
I'd fuck that excrementially.
Kanu Unchou?
That man who is the de facto leader and owner of half of the western text boards.
Who is John Galt?
BREAK THE SUPPORT DISC
Say something that sounds like it has something to do with FF7 but actually has to do with something completely different, please?
That is not a good time to release the emergency mittens.
uh oh. The emergency mittens are on fire. This is bad, isn't it? What does it mean?
STRIKE ITS WEAK POINT FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE
A sexless pedophile has broken into my house. What should I do?
Stop making sense.
What will happen to the Elitist Superstructure as we get older?
It's a question of lust.
Should I go with Progressive or Esurance?
His middle name was engraved on the handle.
Holmes, do tell me, how was it that you found the murderer of my ex-wife?
You know as well as I do, >>295, that that is completely subjective.
Why are you ugly as hell?
The only bad thing about Kirby for the NES/Famicom
I wonder if I'll have to fight that stupid penguin again?
Because our busdriver is a crackhead
Why the hell are we driving off this cliff?
Because you touch yourself too much.
Why did you encase my hands in concrete mittens?
That's quite simple, >>299, you need to apply the Laplace Transform on the step function.
I wave a magic wand around and yell "henshin" why can't I turn in to a magic wielding heroine?
The anime that did for the 2000s what Neon Genesis Evangeilon did for the 1990s.
What's Pokemans?
The ID thread in /iaa/...
Help! Someone stole one of the keys on my keyboard!
I pressed the easy button again.
Why does my easy button have a dead battery?
the dumbest magic spell ever cast.
I'm playing FATAL, and the only spell I have is Bestow Sniffle.
I'm now going to kill myself.
How will you do your part to make the world a better place?
Give it some time and see if it gets any larger.
Why won't my monoboob grow? can i make it get bigger!!?
Don't keep clicking it, that won't make it go any faster.
I need to cross the street right now! How many times must I push the button?
A gun with a backwards barrel.
Who is this self-proclaimed "Captain Lerrab" idiot?
She's frosting a cake with a paper knife.
What makes you think she got into Grandpa's booze?
I'm sorry, please ask again later.
What makes you think she got into Grandpa's booze?
I blame >>523.
Who will make the dumb post that kills this thread?
The most explosive popcorn.
What is the number one cause of microwave-related deaths?
Without a thorough colonoscopy, all I can give is idle speculation.
What breed of mouse is currently inhabiting my anus?
I don't know, he sounded pretty gay to me.
Remember my flatmate, he used to wear those flowery shirts and listen to the Smiths? He married his girlfriend last week
They live in a dark, wet country ruled by girly-men.
Punjabs.
He has a lisp.
How could you be sure it was Grandpa?
what is this I don't even
Any retarded channer shit you want to get out of your system?
Because I don't like playing Deus Ex.
Why are you a bad person?
Nah.
Should I save your mother from this boiling vat of oil?
So that's why I have a hangover.
Grandpa?
I just realized that Johnny Carson was doing this joke as "Carnac the Magnificent" on TV in the 1970s.
Why do you look so pensive after watching "That 70s show"?
The skinniest BBW.
ur mom
Time! Time!
THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
Because the previous poster is also a panda, that's why.
Why didn't you get the reference?
Shut up and drink your coffee.
I have a serious caffeine allergy, do you think maybe you could call an ambulance?
Because I walk with a limp.
Hey, everyone else has a pet photoshop. Why don't you have a pet photoshop?
The only possible answer is Diet Pepsi.
How could we possibly power such an impossible contraption?
Meat would be the obvious answer.
What's that sweet and meaty smell?
Because there weren't enough let's-play-games-with-your-captcha threads.
Why were you angry after visiting DQN today?
Though it might be difficult at first, it is our only hope.
Must I truly go back in time to reverse the Eternal September?
Then don't drop it, dumbass.
If I drop this tune, it will literally set the dancefloor on fire!
It's only equalled by your lust for oreos.
What is your fascination with butter on bacon?
Ejaculating in a mayonnaise jar and giving it to someone else.
What is the dickest thing you've done so far?
Patchouli Knowledge.
What is something that is always better when written in italics?
If it is thought, then it must exist.
Does God exist?
They were originally planning to make tennis balls, but there was a mix-up and they got potatoes instead of rubber.
Why does my tennis racket turn tennis balls into french fries?
Anthro pigs and anthro elephants
What are the most common fetishes among chubby-chaser furries?
It carries out and is w.
What is the greatest thing a DQN can accomplish?
Teaching quantum mechanics to a 10 year old.
What is the greatest thing a DQN can't accomplish?
Hamilton Bleach.
How many people are in your bed?
The synthesizer solo in "Europe - The Final Countdown"
What do you get if you cross the Doctor Who theme with a giant panda?
How can I answer silently?
Green, elongated cucumber jokes.
How do I win the heart of a cucumber?
An innecessary and terribly obscene amount of dicks.