[Time travel]Answer the question of the person below you! PART TWO! (796)

1 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5546 21:59

>>0, why are you in the refrigerator?

>>2, I have no advice at this time.

542 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7405 22:09

>>541
Hey doc, is there anyway I could get jacked off by futanari catgirls in maid costumes over school swimsuits as they are fucked from behind by giant octopus?

>>543
Try shaking it.

543 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7406 04:05

>>542
I cannot get the last couple of drops of piss out of my wiener properly when I'm at the urinal, can you help me with this?

>>544
When the label says "Do Not Eat", it's probably not a good idea to eat it.

544 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7406 09:42

>>543
How do I open this awful package of salt?

>>545
You didn't need to tell your preschool teacher that.

545 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7406 17:15

>>544 I caught you doing shotacon! What are you going to do, now that I have secret that I can use against you?

>>546 The country music star that didn't die of alcoholism or smoking.

546 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7412 02:00

>>545
Whose soul does Johnny Cash's shade feast on?

>>547
Oh, don't get me wrong, it is wonderful. It is just so embarrassing.

547 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7419 15:59

>>546
Why do you hate german schiesse porn?

>>548
It never happened; Don't mention this incident again.

548 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7419 18:55

>>547 Were you playing with your Spaceballs dolls again?

>>549 using an official U.S.Navy uniform to cosplay as a schoolgirl.

549 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7480 19:27

>>548
What do you have planned now that Don't Ask Don't Tell is gone?

>>550
Because many people confuse penguins with puffins.

550 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7489 23:44

>>549
Why does everyone try to give my penguin a cigarette?

>>551
Never speak that name again.

551 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7491 07:29

>>550
Have you heard from Squeeks lately?

>>552
Line 5217.

552 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7491 08:44

>>551
So, when in that shorty story he finally shags her under the moon?

>>553
It already happened in 1991.

553 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7505 04:10

>>552
When will September end?

>>554
Yes, exactly like Green Day.

554 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7505 15:56

>>553
Don't you sometimes wish for somebody to wake you up when this nightmarish on-line "September" is over?

>>555
The motor would probably blow up.

555 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7505 22:32

>>554 What would happen if I used nitrous oxide in my lawnmower?

>>556 The greatest automatic pistol that wasn't made by Colt or Glock.

556 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7509 22:15

>>555
I need an analogy for your penis, immediately.

>>557
The square root of minus one.

557 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7510 03:00

>>556
Imagine a number for me.

>>558
You can't hide such a strange vice forever, you know. Sooner or later people will learn about it.

558 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7640 18:18

>>557 You didn't tell anyone about the Brazilian porn collection, right?

>>559 10 month old croutons.

559 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7662 17:00

>>558 What is the last thing i'm going to eat today?

>>560 You got sriracha on it.

560 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7662 17:31

>>559 my cat is freaking the fuck out, what's the matter?

>>561 Witchaven.

561 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7663 00:14

>>560 What wikipedia page has the best excuse for use of the phrase ``titular fortress''?

>>562 Fold into three sections of equal area.

562 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7663 09:51

>>561 How the hell do I read this pamphlet I just printed?

>>563 Of course not, his head is in the way.

563 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7663 12:36

>>562 can I have anal sex with this politician?

>>564 No. NO. Red one first!

564 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7852 22:24

>>563 Hey I think I am going to play the pokemon games in order. Is Silver okay?

>>565 Cattleya from Queen's Blade.

565 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7852 22:58

>>564
Well, if you don't dig Bayonetta, who ARE you into?

>>566
I think the best adjective would be "gnarled".

566 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7853 10:17

>>565
So what do you think the affect on your grandmother's soul was when she walked in on you and your boyfriend in your sex chamber?

>>567
Yes, I'm sure it was the second to last article!

567 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7863 14:31

>>566 New York Times said they would publish an article about me, why can't I find it?

>>568 Drifting a rental car.

568 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7865 05:18

>>567
What's the fastest way to get to work?

>>568
There's a particular charm to her.

569 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7865 12:10

>>568
Dude, WHY are you trying to go to Mogeko Castle and meet Moge-ko, again?

>>570
Please at least pronounce it correctly.

570 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7866 23:23

>>569 Why doesn't anybody help me when I ask for shiitake mushrooms?

>>571 Bacon from genetically modified pigs.

571 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8038 05:19

>>570
What's the breakfast of the future?

>>572
Sitting for prolonged periods of time is unhealthy.

572 This post sucked.

573 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8038 16:13

>>571
Why can't I feel my legs?

>>574
I wouldn't recommend it without ear protection.

574 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8038 16:35

>>573 Ever use a jackhammer as a Pogo stick?

>>575 Wearing a gas mask while kicking a skunk in the balls.

575 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8038 17:19

>>574
What was your best "feels good man" experience?

>>576
Put the shit on top of the shit so you can grab the shit.

576 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8038 20:44

>>575
My toilet won't flush any more and I think it's blocked, any advice?

>>577
The one with the pretty girls on it.

577 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8038 22:14

>>576
What's your favourite Holocaust memorial?

>>578
Chicken Chinese Style.

578 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8038 23:12

>>577
What's it called when two rickshaws drive toward each other?

>579

Make sure it can't tie a bowline knot.

579 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8047 02:02

>>578
I want to buy a pet dog, but I don't want one that can tie bowline knots. What should I do?

>>580
Always cut the blue wire first.

580 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8047 05:18

>>579
How do I deliver a baby?

>>581
Five hundred kg of musk.

581 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8047 12:08

>>850
What do I need to get into space?

>>852
You have to flip it turnways.

582 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8047 13:25

>>581
There's only one piece left in this jigsaw puzzle, but I can't get it to fit. What should I do?

>>583
The very, very, very top.

583 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8048 11:37

>>582
What part of a chocolate cornet do you eat first?

>>584
Two bushels per fortnight.

584 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8048 12:52

>>583
How much is college tuition?

>>585
A magnitude 8 earthquake.

585 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8048 15:03

>>584
What's funnier than a magnitude 7 earthquake?

>>586
Your fixation on Amy Pohler.

586 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8048 17:37

>>585
What keeps ruining these new imageboards?

>>587
Not if you keep jamming your penis in it.

587 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8048 19:21

>>586
Will the woman I love ever leave me?

>>588
Slice of life anime.

588 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8048 23:40

>>587
Why even live?

>>589
Start downloading every video you come across

589 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8049 00:31

>>588
What's a good plan for the impending shutdown of the Internet?

>>590
Skeletor.

590 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8049 10:34

>>589
Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

>>591
Like a flock of little birds.

591 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8050 21:45

>>590
What's the best way to travel?

>>592
The five second rule.

592 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8051 22:34

>>591
How is it that you're able to eat shards of glass?

>>593
An ironclad esophagus.

593 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8053 18:26

>>592
How is it that you're able to eat shards of lava?

>>594
Pigs in mittens.

594 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8054 20:08

>>593
What's the proper term for the despicable scum who try and infiltrate the superstructure?

>>595
Someplace where the windows don't have bars, I guess. Also, no bugs.

595 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8054 20:43

>>594 What is your ideal version of Microsoft Windows

>>596 Golf balls with rockets inside of them.

596 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8055 10:26

>>595
How did the stars get up there?

>>597
Giant babies with their faces kicked in.

597 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8065 23:01

>>596
At what point did you realize that David Lynch had gone overboard?

>>598
The biggest one I've ever seen.

598 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8073 19:13

>>597
What's your favorite biscuit?

>599

The Elitist Superstructure of DQN

599 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8073 22:20

>598

Whose responsible for poor decision making?

>>600
I can't speak for anyone else, but I have reasons to keep it there.

600 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8075 08:02

>>599
Why do so many people keep things like their skeletons and sexuality "in the closet"?

>>601
The most powerful diuretic available.

601 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8075 08:58

>>600
I've been thinking about how bland the front of my house is. How could I efficiently pebbledash it?

>>602
Honestly, with a flavour like that, you won't need anything else.

602 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8075 10:59

>>601
Besides garlic, what can I put in a stew to keep vampires and other suspicious house guests from lingering after dark?

>>603
Obviously. Where else were you going to seek satisfaction?

603 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8075 20:40

>>602
Was it right for me to shoot that backstabber while he was on the toilet?

>>604
Yes, exactly like James Joyce.

604 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8075 21:46

>>603
Should I wear an eyepatch under my glasses to make me look cool?

>>605
If wishes were dishes

605 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8075 23:00

>>604
How could I possibly serve all these fishes?

>>606
Because it's midnight.

606 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8076 10:35

>>605
Hold on, how did it suddenly become tomorrow?

>>607
They are the herbs and spices of indolence.

607 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8077 01:06

>>606
What's in this blunt, anyway?

>>608
The sermons of Rev. Billy Herrington

608 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8077 05:07

>>607
What should I listen to while heading down to the leather club 2 doors down?

>>609
Año means year. Ano means anus.

609 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8083 22:20

>>608 What is ANARU?

>>610 Poking a skunk with a stick.

610 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8083 22:34

>>609 What's more fun than a bee on a string?

>>611 She's a professional contortionist.

611 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8084 03:59

>>610 Was I putting my wiener in her or was she was putting her wiener in me?

>>613 You think you have it tough. Imagine what your "attacker" is feeling right now.

612 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8084 16:22

I've been skipped! I think I've slipped into a crack in time!

613 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8084 20:02

>>611 This bear mauling wound stings something fierce. Should I go to the hospital?

>>614 I don't know. You'd think he would show up by now.

614 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8084 20:20

>>613 Where did >>612 go?

>>615 Just lift the sink up and feel around.

615 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8085 02:06

>>614 I, uhh, dropped >>612 while I was washing it, and I forgot to put one of those mesh things in the drain. I'm sorry, what should I do?

>>616 Only those hipsters who care about whether eNerof was spelt eNeronf.

616 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8088 19:41

>>615 Who are these violin-playing hipsters that get into fights with each other?

>>617 The fake Shimajiro subtitles meme.

617 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8171 07:27

>>616
How do you make a DQN laugh?
>>618
One of the better Killers albums

618 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8171 16:57

>>617
What was a fever you can't sweat out? Ebola?

>>619
Yes, but I haven't cleaned up yet, and it's been more than twelve hours.

619 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8180 19:20

>>618 Will you ever return home from the pig farm?

>>620 The most powerful spell ever cast in an animu.

620 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8180 20:07

>>619
I just took a bowl-shattering dump. What could I compare it to in order to impress my internet friends?

>>621
Just don't breastfeed it after midnight. Lock up your guns too, just in case.

621 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8245 04:10

>>620
I'm not too thrilled about the new Gremlins reboot. What do you think the catchphrase will be?

>>622
Just keep adding backslashes until it works.

622 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8245 04:46

>>621
I can't seem to access 4chan b/. Wat do?

>>623
Well, yeah. I wouldn't put it in exactly those words, though.

623 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8245 23:01

>>622 I oppose the war on drugs because I want drug users to freely overdose themselves to death.

>>624 the actual effect of South Korea's ban on internet porn.

624 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8246 17:16

>>623 Breeders?

>>625 We need to do some gardening.

625 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8246 20:59

>>624
Have you seen the baby anywhere?

>>626
Very indirectly, but yes.

626 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8246 21:17

>>625
Is there any evidence that mittens cause autism?

>>627
No, no! I said head lice.

627 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8247 16:32

>>626 Why should I stick my head in a vise?

>>628 Making a rant that is 600 words long about a statement that is 12 words long.

628 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8248 00:27

>>627 What do I regret the most about 2015?

>>629 I haven't been at the desert at all in years.

629 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8248 05:23

>>628
How was your trip to the Arctic?
>>630
The cucumbers are next the beans in the cupboard

630 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8251 21:38

>>629 I can't find anything exciting to stuff up my ass. Do you know where I can find something exciting?

>>631 A Super Pochaco cosplayer.

631 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8252 17:31

>>630 Who will take my virginity and save me from wizardry?

>>632 Don't look at me like that. It wasn't me

632 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8253 00:29

>>631 What ate the last slice of the pie?

>>633 The best Super Famicom game of 1994.

633 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8253 02:01

>>632 Nankoku Shōnen Papuwa-kun is coming out next year. Do you think it'll be any good?

>>634 I saw one crossing the road the other day. I swerved and barely missed it.

634 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8253 02:24

>>633
What's with the homeless problem in this town?
>>635
June is a strange time of year

635 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8254 09:21

>>634
Why are you wearing that ridiculous hat?

>>636
Okinawa, of course.

636 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8256 14:12

>>635 Where should I hunt a whale?

>>637 Playing golf with dragon balls.

637 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8257 13:57

>>636
Why were they scattered around the world in the first place, anyway?
>>638
That's "99 problems", not "99 bottles" you dolt.

638 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8257 16:49

>>637
OH I'm sorry, what would YOU consider an appropriate side dish for spaghetti?

>>639
I left her behind by accident, but I hope she calls soon.

639 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8257 18:55

>>638
Hasn't your grandma been at the strip club a little too long?

>>640
They're usually a bit simpler than that, and good for only a few uses.

640 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8275 08:12

>>639
What do you think about feminists claiming that women are "able to do anything a man can do"?

>>641
Most buildings should be solid enough to withstand that, although I wouldn't recommend it.

641 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8275 15:08

>>640
The big boxing match is coming up and I want to train by punching the wall of my house. Is there any risk of structural damage?

>>642
The meteoric rise of e-cigs.

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