( ・-・) I wouldn't say this if this wasn't an anonymous board... (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5868 02:10

( ・-・) Mittens are actually pretty lame.

251 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7136 17:07

( ・-・) I've got no problem with Comic Sans MS or Papyrus. They're just fonts.

( ・-・) Helvetica, on the other hand, has no soul.

252 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7136 18:12

( ・-・) <my full name, address and contact details>

253 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7136 18:46

( ・-・) I seriously considered buying a used armored truck, painting "I HATE NIGGERS" on it and parking it near Cabrini Green for the night and sleeping in it.

( ・-・) I wondered how long it would take before I heard the first bullets hit it.

254 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7136 19:29

>>253
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) why shoot at it, wasting ammo, leaving ballistic evidence, and calling attention, and especially if it's armored, when you can just light it up on fire? that's much more fun, even more so when you discover that there was someone sleeping inside!

255 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7136 19:58

>>251
( ・-・) Cooper Standard for everything. EVERYTHING.

256 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7152 00:09

( ・-・) I'm not gay, and I'm not a big fan of marriage in today's Western world, so I've got no dog in the gay marriage race.

257 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7152 00:39

>>256
why wouldn't you say that if this wasn't a pseudo-anonymous board

and yeah, i think the concept of 'marriage' is a great stupidity, so i don't care about it either

258 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7152 01:46

>>251
Can you tell me why exactly? I'm just wondering because I was told Helvetica has the best compatibility across even the shittyist of browsers.

259 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7152 02:40

( ・-・) Helvetica is so refined that it's lost any character it might have started with. Any monkey can lay out a grid and throw Helvetica text on it and have it look professional.

( ・-・) The compatibility thing you were told is a lie. Few people outside of graphic designers are likely to have Helvetica installed on their machines.

260 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7152 02:44

>>257
( ・-・) Because I live in a heavily liberal area, and openly Questioning The Holy Ideology has consequences here.

( ・-・) I tell ya, liberals are the most intolerant fuckheads around.

261 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7152 03:36

( ・-・) I really hate the dokyuns on Twitter, and how they talk and interact with each other.

262 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7152 06:09

>>259
( ・-・) Mac OS X comes with Helvetica out of the box and uses it everywhere. Also, while this may no longer be true as I have not used desktop Linux in years, many Linux distros at one point packaged fugly bitmap versions of it by default.

( ・-・) To maintain relevance to this thread, I must say that the fugly bitmap fonts have really got to go, if distro maintainers are still doing this.

263 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7152 08:46

( ・-・) DQN is full of fucking amateurish musicians.

264 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7152 13:43

( ・-・) I am not a musician.

265 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7152 14:45

>>262
( ・-・) Macs are irrelevant. So is linux.

266 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7152 15:11

>>263 I get paid for what I do with my main band, so I guess that makes me a "professional", but the dumb stuff I do mucking about is what I post here. Well, I know it's dumb but it's still special to me. The DQN Electronics compilations have always been a big influence.

267 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7152 16:01

( ・-・) >>265 is two shits: one for being an ignorant shit, and another for bringing their irrelevant opinion in and stating it as fact

　　　 　人　
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　　（*。々°） ←>>265

268 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7153 03:26

( ・-・) Lighten up, Francis.

269 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7153 03:31

( ・-・) I haven't taken a shower or changed clothes in weeks

270 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7153 04:05

( ・-・) >>267 needs to control his anger

271 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7153 14:01

( ・-・) >>270 sounds pretty butthurt to me.

272 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7153 18:15

( ・-・) >>271 needs to control his butt.

273 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7153 19:25

( ・-・) Helvetica is a shitty font for spineless corporate fuctards. Topaz is the next big thing.

274 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7153 19:57

( ・-・) >>270 can't identify facetiousness

275 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7155 21:34

( ・-・) I'm a graphic designer, and the only time I've touched a Mac has been when the client insisted I work in their office. Win7 all the way, baby.

276 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7156 01:11

( ・-・) As someone with very awkward and specific font settings, I hate every one of you that doesn't use Text Art formatting for AA characters.

277 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7156 01:12

( ・-・) I wouldn't know "Text Art formatting" from any other kind.

278 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7156 02:14

( ・-・) >>266, getting paid is one thing, having a degree in music is another. Photography is like the only thing which lets you call yourself a professional if you get paid. The other is probably being a code monkey.

( ・-・) >>275 obviously lacks a degree either.

279 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7156 02:39

>>278
Are you implying that you can't be a good musician you don't have a degree in music?

280 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7156 07:53

>>279
( ・-・) It's more likely that you'd be a lucky amateur or a youth-oriented noise-maker.

281 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7156 08:12

>>280
( ・-・) *whips out dick*

282 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7156 09:35

( ・-・) Bang it on an empty trash can, >>281. Kids are gonna love it.

283 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7156 10:12

( ・-・) Since switching to Firefox both the Superstructure and the Area somehow use Mona page-wide, so I haven't a clue when someone's used text art formatting or not.
( ・-・) I have no intention of fixing this. (I still set AA to text art for everyone else's benefit though.)

284 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7156 11:46

>>282
( ・-・) I'm going to bang it on your head

no homo

285 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7156 18:20

( ・-・) Bang your mum, >>284, as you usually do.

286 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7156 18:35

>>278 sports

287 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7156 21:39

>>278

Degrees are irrelevant in artistic affairs. It's all about the portfolio. If you can prove you're up to the job, nobody really gives a flying fuck how you learned to do it.

288 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7157 00:11

>>287
( ・-・) Artistic jobs are all about who you're friends with. You can be utter shit and still make money if you socialize with the right people.

289 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7157 09:33

( ・-・) Are Anonymous hackers are all retarded hippies? They hacked into DPRK accounts on the web and wrote some retarded hippie bullshit about people rejecting their leader. I mean, seriously, go to your local synagogue and ask Hebrews to reject their god. Go to some fucking Muslims (and get your face punched in). No one needs a war between DPRK and ROK, even them themselves. The US is flexing muscle like a dumb kid. But without that DPRK knows that its military is outdated, it lacks army reserve, it won't have Chinese and Russian support if it flips the fuck out. ROK in turn is better equipped, in case of the war they could mobilize more people, but they don't know what to do with a bunch of poor brainwashed people and they wouldn't want to deal with them anyway. The economic gap between Koreas is far too large. It's much larger than the one between Western and Eastern Germany, yet Germans still have to pay the "solidarity tax". What DPRK actually needs is some food and a nuclear missile to stop the US acting like a bully.

290 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7157 10:01

The DPRK doesn't exists you silly, nor does the US

291 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7157 16:30

( ・-・) Initiatives to "reclaim" words are retarded.

292 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7157 23:03

( ・-・) I seriously hate Jews. I'd like to say it's just Zionists, pro-Israel Jews, etc., but at this point my brain no longer cares.

293 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7158 10:10

( ・-・) I don't mind the concept of having a ruling class. I just don't like the one we have.

294 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7158 13:05

fuck

295 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7158 13:25

>>294
( ・-・) lewd

296 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7158 17:20

I want DPRK to bomb USA just for funsies

297 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7158 20:41

>>296
War is no joke, young man.

298 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7158 20:53

I think that it's a good thing most of these opinions aren't said in public because they're really dumb

299 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7158 21:03

>>298
Yours is the only dumb opinion in the entire thread.

300 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7159 00:32

>>297 It seems like to Americans, it is. How many millions of dollars have been made from kids at home having fun with war on their XBoxes and Playstations; I think they deserve to feel for themselves firsthand to feel the terror of real-life warfare, of bombs dropping around their homes and their families dying, just like all the countries the USA has given that to. I know it's the government and the powers-that-be that are responsible for the war and not the people that suffer, but, it would be funny.

301 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7159 01:50

( ・-・) Lots of noob-asses in this thread lately.
( ・-・) Welcome, retards.

302 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7159 01:53

>implying most of those games aren't produced in Japan
>implying those games aren't wildly popular worldwide
>implying children haven't been playing soldier since before Homer went blind

2/10, you got me to respond. Try harder next time, kid.

303 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7159 01:55

( ・-・) The 300 GET is absolutely retarded

304 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7159 02:00

( ・-・) My first AOL username was SirFuzzums
( ・-・) Oh god...

305 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7159 02:00

( ・-・) The 300 GET is obviously trying to bait USAians into raging in this thread, because whoever posted it would find that entertaining.

( ・-・) I will admit to trolling on occasion, but this is just crude flamebait. It lacks subtlety, irony, and style. I can find better trolling on Ponychan any time, night or day. Ponychan, for heaven's sake.

( ・-・) ...what?

306 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7159 03:28

( ・-・) I think I may killed someone back in '06.

307 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7159 04:11

>>300
Please don't generalize.

308 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7159 13:00

It's a shame that people chose to almost religiously refuse >>300's argument as "trolling".

It's a shame that US wastes so much money to keep the military machine going, to show off like it does globally - despite of colossal national debt.

But then again, without it, without its bases around the world, it would lose all of its influence in a fortnight. And that would be fatal for economy. Oh, and nobody would by their tanks, if they aren't shoved down their throats as a help for friendly regimes.

>>302

>implying most of those games aren't produced in Japan

Milsim games like Call of Duty, ArmA or Battlefield are produced in the US or Western Europe. Japan is a major supplier of strange, "random" or cute - to put it bluntly - overrated shit (mostly, but not entirely ― I enjoy some of Japan's export).

>implying those games aren't wildly popular worldwide

Games are popular worldwide, but console gaming (that's what >>300 was talking about) dominates in the US and Japan. "PC mustard race" is more prevalent in Europe.

309 Name: >>308 : 1993-09-7159 13:09

It is quite repulsive to see a footage from Apache, where a gunner shouts happily, "Timbe-e-e-r!" when one of autocannon rounds - fired at human beings - chops a tree down. For her, it was a computer game on a display in helicopter cockpit.

But what is worse is the fact that almost as many Jews live in the US as in Israel. Which means that US has a very strong Jewish lobby. Thus Israel can break whatever laws, rules and resolutions it wants.

What I would like to see is not people suffering, but USA and Israel governments being put where they belong by the international community.

310 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7159 16:30

( ・-・) It is quite repulsive to see >>309 come here and shit up /dqn/, which is at least theoretically the humor board, with his tiresome political trolling.

( ・-・) There are Web forums for that. This isn't one of them.

311 Name: >>300 : 1993-09-7159 16:55

The only part of my post that was "trolling" was where I said it would be funny if Americans get bombed. I don't really want any humans to suffer, but I do think USA deserves a taste of its own medicine for once.

Still, it's quite funny/sad how the posters after me reacted to my opinion.

312 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7159 17:01

( ・-・) Learn how to take a criticism of your country / your people, >>310.

313 Name: 312 : 1993-09-7159 17:24

( ・-・) Disregard that, I suck cocks.

314 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7159 18:49

( ・-・) Retrospectively, I would like to take my words back. I don't enjoy gay oral sex in any form and I want you to take me seriously.

315 Name: 314 : 1993-09-7159 18:56

( ・-・) You know what, I think I do like juicy cocks after all. I want to suck one so bad right now!

316 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7160 00:01

( ・-・) I once tried to get an 8 year old girl to take her clothes off for me in her back garden, but she ran away and told her dad and they moved away.

317 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7160 00:30

( ・-・) >>315 is an impostor and an antisocial gay male. I refuse to deal with his obnoxious kinks.

318 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7160 00:39

( ・-・) >>317 has written down a long list of paraphilias, which he has arranged in columns marked "Nice," "Naughty," and "Obnoxious."

( ・-・) See this? I'm trying to be funny here. Because this is a humor board.

( ・-・) I may not be succeeding, but by God I'm trying to entertain you people.

319 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7160 00:46

>>318
( ・-・) Make a fart noise and throw a cake. It's always amusing on the telly.

( ・-・) ... I keep that list in my mind, smartass.

320 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7160 04:38

( ・-・) Transsexuals are mentally ill

321 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7161 05:28

( ・-・) Every time I see someone use the initialism "smh", I want to just sort of reach into my screen and deliver a nice, solid John Wayne haymaker.

( ・-・) Seriously, it's not even a thing you fucking say. That's not what text is for.

322 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7163 02:21

( ・-・) cunnilingus is disgusting.

323 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7171 02:17

( ・-・) I feel a bit bad now for saying that thing about Americans and bombs.

( ・-・) Not that bad though.

324 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7171 02:25

>>323
what did you said

325 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7171 03:00

>>324
>>296-312

326 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7171 14:29

( ・-・) This thread is for things you wouldn't say if this wasn't an anonymous board, but most of it is realfag shit that doesn't belong on an anonymous board.

327 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7171 16:46

>>326
( ・-・) I'd fucking bash your face in if this wasn't an anonymous board.

328 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7171 17:26

>>326 "The Walled Garden of DQN"

329 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7171 17:28

( ・-・) I like bobmail, he's my friend.

330 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7172 17:04

( ・-・) I am thoroughly disappointed in the fact that NONE of the violent crazies killing people in America have turned out to be right-wing teabagger racist extremists. Not ONE!

( ・-・) Seriously, they've either been Muslims or lefties. I'm beginning to wonder if I've been backing the wrong team all this time.

331 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7172 19:37

( ・-・) It makes me think of something I said about socialists. I said "So you guys protect worker safety and environment? So what happened a Chernobyl, U.S.S.R.?"

332 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7173 09:52

( ・-・) Who the hell is Keith Luke then?

333 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7174 01:20

( ・-・) Hey, dude was no more racist than the average liberal.

334 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7176 20:10

( ・-・) Childhood obesity isn't as bad as many people say. Many years ago, when there was only 1 or 2 fat kids in a classroom, they always got treated badly by the others. Now that there are more of them, isolating a few people to treat them like crap isn't possible anymore.

( ・-・) The other thing I bring up is that for decades, China didn't have a childhood obesity problem, but how many people want to live the way people lived there so many years ago?

( ・-・) It also pisses me off that the coach from Alabama was charged with racism when calling the first lady "Fat butt Michelle Obama." It is not like he actually used any swear words, he was just pointing out a hypocritical woman. If she really wants kids to lose weight, she can go and eat all those health foods in public, and somehow enjoy doing it.

335 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7177 08:17

( ・-・) While humans are technically part of some food chain or other (i.e. most of them if you cook it enough), such a dictionary definition ignores the implication that you had to hunt and kill those chicken wings yourself in order to survive. The advent of agriculture some 10,000 years ago marked the advancement of the human race beyond hunter-gathering animals whose population depended largely upon the populations of other members of the food chain (which is the case for every other member of any food chain in nature), and who had little control over the size of these other populations.
( ・-・) You are not “top of the food chain”. Find some other excuse to be an arrogant piece of shit.

336 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7177 15:35

( ・-・) I read an article about huge student loan debt, but I feel very little compassion for most of them.

( ・-・) I feel 1/1000 the compassion for people who chose arts, lit, or archaeology degrees.

337 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7177 15:44

People who label common goods as "RARE" on eBay should be slapped in the face fifty times.

338 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7179 22:18

( ・-・) Ulysses is just as opaque as Finnegans Wake.

339 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7185 10:40

( ・-・) There are few things left that some subreddit doesn't do better than DQN.

( ・-・) Anonymity is the only reason I keep at this.

340 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7185 11:39

( ・-・) le fucking reddit

341 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7185 11:45

Is reddit not just like 4chan-lite for casual internet users? It seems pretty shitty but since I've never really used it I don't like to shit on things I don't know much about.

342 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7185 17:32

>>341
Reddit is an approval-driven BBS in which registered users may post links to funny pictures and "memes" or comment on the posts of other registered users.
( ・-・) I know this because my imouto is an avid redditor

343 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7185 18:15

>>339
( ・-・) Enjoy your e-fame, redditor-kun.

344 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7185 22:29

>>343
( ・-・) I don't even have an account and don't plan on getting one. They are also better at driving a single joke into the ground.

( ・-・) It is also a liberal / dudebro / neckbeard circlejerk in general so fuck that. Extra extra fuck that. And fuck all 10 readers of /r/4ch.

345 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7185 23:14

>>344
How can there be more readers of that then the population of 4ch by 4 people?

346 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7186 01:00

guise, 4ch, /r/4ch = 10, 10 - 4ch = 6 posters = 6ch think abou tit.

347 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7201 03:06

( ・-・) As soon as my college debt is paid off, I will cut off all contact with my parents. I don't need their controlling asses.

348 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7206 20:39

( ・-・) Fine, I accept that you're fat.

( ・-・) Doesn't mean I'll ever want to fuck your corpulent ass.

349 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 12:15

( ・-・) If anybody makes a face-slapping device to be obligatory on every computer, I will upgrade every one I come across to be lethal. A neck-snapper.

350 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 13:06

right when I thought it was safe here

you humans and your reddit and your world issues

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