( ・-・) I wouldn't say this if this wasn't an anonymous board... (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5868 02:10

( ・-・) Mittens are actually pretty lame.

351 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 16:02

( ・-・)I used to use reddit a few years ago.
I got a lot of my friends into it and as I did I started to realise how shit it actually was. Now I can't use it, and cringe everytime someone talks about it.

352 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7230 22:19

( ・-・) >>256 I don't either. I then say "Fine, go ahead and get married. You gays now also have the right to a failing relationship, and a divorce that screws up your financial situation."

353 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7231 18:30

( ・-・) I did the same with my friends and imageboards, >>351-man. I lead them there and then left to the textboards alone. I wanted to die on a beautiful spring day in forest when its peace was disrupted by a torrent of memes.

354 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7231 19:11

( ・-・) >>351 same with me and 4chan, I did actually treat it like I was part of a secret club, now I cringe when it's mentioned or if I thnk about my past self.

355 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7231 21:47

( ・-・) I popped in there after not doing so since 2007 or so and they're still recycling some of the same porn so I feel justified in not missing it much.

356 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7232 03:49

( ・-・) Sex isn't that great...

357 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7232 22:57

( ・-・) Oh look, you're in a supersecret superclub now, >>351,353-355

358 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7233 02:06

( ⊙‿⊙) WE SHOULD GET TATTOOS!

359 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7233 02:13

( ・-・) >>356 I entirely agree. Hopefully it gets better after some practise.

360 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7235 23:55

( ・-・) I used a mitten to masturbate. It was the highest point of my experience with mittens.

361 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7236 00:17

>>360
( ・-・) I do hope that mitten was cotton and not some sort of polyester blend.

362 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7240 20:06

( ・-・) You are all trying to force your crap memes too hard.

363 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7276 14:56

( ・-・) The popularity of Monty Oum's animation completely baffles me, as it is not particularly quality.

364 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7276 18:20

( ・-・) I say things like >>362 non-anonymously

365 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7276 19:01

( ・-・) I don't mind developmentally disabled people until they make up the majority of people on my bus. Then they get really annoying and I start to think positively about eugenics.

366 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7276 19:55

( ・-・) People who think everything they see more than once is an attempt at a "meme"

367 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7277 02:33

( ・-・) or any image with text on it for that matter

368 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7284 01:01

( ・-・) The 90s sucked.

369 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7284 19:13

( ・-・) Feminism is a hate movement.

( ・-・) When's the last time you saw a happy-go-lucky feminist?

370 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7284 19:56

( ・-・) never

( ・-・) when i was a boy i ripped a hole in my pirate kermit and fucked it.

371 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7284 20:46

( ・-・) The Great Gatsby is just another thing American school systems cram down our throats, while not teaching things that actually prepare us for reality.

( ・-・) Once I graduated high school, I put that book in the paper recycling bin.

372 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7284 21:37

( ・-・) I never recycle.

373 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7286 14:24

( ・-・) I don't have monafont installed and don't much care how it messes up ASCII art.
( ・-・) I don't care that it's S-JIS art and not ASCII art.

374 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7286 19:43

( ・-・) I wish that stanky homeless dude washing himself in the library mens room would just die already.

375 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7287 22:18

( ・-・) I hate when people say "If you can put your mind to it, you can do it." How many people put their whole minds into practical time travel, and never got it to happen?

( ・-・) Tell the truth say something like "If you think you will not achive your goal, you probably will not, but if you try, you MIGHT actually get what you want."

( ・-・) I once said something to a school counselor similar. I said "You school staff always tell us you can be an astronaut, Nobel prize winner, or N.Y. Times bestseller author, but at the same time you tell us we can't become rock stars, movie stars, or lottery winners. Lets compare the ratio of your examples to my examples."

( ・-・) The power of positive thinking sounds like trying to limit what people are allowed to say and think.

Every read the book "Bright Sided" ? I recommend it, and I usually don't read books.

376 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7299 15:23

( ・-・) Lets actually have a prison for fat people. The perimeter wall will be five feet high and the bars three feet apart. The prison will have a gym. If you can escape you’re free to go.

377 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7300 07:13

( ・-・) A number of people in artistic careers are always giving advice about how if you weren't doing this shit like EVERY DAY because you love it to bits, it'd be better for you to GTFO because you'd be hating yourself too often for a job that pays and treats you like shit, and like
( ・-・) I think they're extrapolating their own self doubt, trying to absolve themselves by convincing themselves that they DO love it and that they should spare others like themselves a little grief. Or trying to save all those fools (a majority of art majors for instance) who don't understand that they're not really that good and they won't be paying the bills with it so wise up now.
( ・-・) In actuality, though, love is not about being intoxicated by a thing 100% of the time, and some of the best artists are full of crippling self-doubt and having nervous breakdowns about it all the time, but will never be optimally good at anything else. So it might be well intentioned, but I think it's not good advice. You won't be totally loving something all the time, and you won't necessarily think you're good at what you do all the time, but if you really want to do it... you kind of know.
( ・-・) Anyway, should apply to this position as a fluffer? (y/n)

378 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7300 17:16

( ・-・) Are you the kind of person who never finishes what he starts? Then yes.

379 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7300 17:41

( ・-・) Interestingly finishing what you start is what those artists >>377 hates are talking about when they say that some parts of commercial art are brutal and nervous breakdown inducing (namely the last 20% of any project). Most dilettantes give up before they reach this stage then tell everyone that art is really fun and doesn't require a lot of work.

380 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7327 18:54

( ・-・) Twitter is more of an Internet Hate Machine than 4chan ever was.

381 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7327 19:05

>>380
It depends on the people you talk with. On 4chan, everyone has the same personality.

382 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7331 06:25

( ・-・) Nobody deserves to be praised or blamed. The first few years of development are completely out of a person's control, yet happen to be the most important ones in shaping them as a human being. The way life goes from there cannot be helped much, as any action carried out is decided upon within the limited boundaries of the mind that someone else built for you.

383 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7331 10:06

( ・-・) That just sounds like some apologist excuse for being NEET. You can change your life.

( ・-・) And if it's hard I guess you could also take psychedelics.

384 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7331 16:18

( ・-・) Isn't the purpose of this thread to create a safe space for expressing things that would otherwise get you lynched by the majority?
( ・-・) Then why the fuck are there so many posts responding to someone they disagree with?

385 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7332 03:37

( ・-・) I disagree with >>384

386 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7335 23:43

( ・-・) I disagree with >>385 and also with >>387.

387 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7335 23:59

( ・-・) I disagree with >>385

388 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7336 01:15

( ・-・) You know what'd be neat? A lesbian who doesn't make a big deal about it all the fucking time.

389 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7340 20:14

( ・-・) This government shutdown thing should have happened years ago.

390 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7340 23:06

( ・-・) People keep talking about how much feminists hate Kill La Kill but so far I've only seen feminists talk about how much they liked the first episode...

391 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7341 19:16

>>389
not that I'm disagreeing, but actually it's happened a lot in the US since 1975 or so. the talking heads on TV wring their hands and tell us to panic, but nothing ever happens. if I were more paranoid than I am I'd start in about manufactured crises, but now I just think all the politicians (be advised that when I use this term I mean the ruling class, which in the US includes the news/entertainment/agitprop media and the extended civil service) involved on every side are just that incompetent. my cynicism has overwhelmed my paranoia.

392 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7342 23:04

( ・-・) Equality is for mathematics.

393 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7343 14:08

( ・-・) If you bully loli, you should get thrown in the gully. This means you, Abnes Abcess.

394 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7345 01:50

( ・-・) I don't have the nads to say most of the things I want to say, even with anonymity as a condition.
( ・-・) It's like the only things I am in private that I'm not in public is a chronic masturbator and an e-pirate (and seriously, if asked, who would guess otherwise?).

395 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7366 19:46

( ・-・) The Transformers cartoons of our youth were shit flavored shit and you know it.

396 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7374 23:59

( ・-・) I want to build a machine that quickly turns CO2 into something else. I do not want to build it because of environmental concerns.

( ・-・) I want to build it to piss off people who only want to limit CO2 by restricting coal and oil.

397 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7381 12:51

( ・-・) I think Sergeant Mark IV is pretty cool guy, eh has balls in an increasingly pussified society and doesn't afraid of anything.

398 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7381 22:08

( ・-・) I want to punch my client in the nuts enough times to make sure he never fathers children.

399 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7385 17:55

( ・-・) I wanted to move to New York City and become a hipster after watching Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist

400 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7386 01:33

( ・-・) I don't trust this board is fully anonymous

401 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7387 08:51

( ・-・) I like waiting lines.

402 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7387 18:02

( ・-・) I think tripcodes look cool but tripfags ruin the discussion.

403 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7387 18:15

>>157
( ・-・) I do the same.

404 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7392 17:01

( ・-・) Fedora shaming is a form of bullying and it is reprehensible.
( ・-・) If liking a thing is popular then you aren't a nerd for liking it, even if it is sci-fi or involves a shitload of math or whatever. That was the old nerd. The new nerd is a brony or some shit like that. People obsessed with "memes" can get right the fuck out.

( ・-・) I am aware of the hypocrisy.

405 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7393 22:35

( ・-・) I often wonder of a Brony is now what a Moonie is during the 1990s.

406 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7393 23:22

( ・-・) The people of intelligence that we need more of usually decide to be childfree by choice, and have enough self discipline to not create a child by accident.

( ・-・) What a shitty future.

407 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7394 00:56

( ・-・) I worry that I've lost the vision for the future I want to actualise.

408 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7478 04:08

( ・-・) Have you ever noticed the most hardcore leftists around you are all genetic trash? Ugly, weak, dorky and infantile. Anyone who's that desperate for The State to cover all their needs really should just shoot themselves.

409 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7478 23:19

( ・-・) How many people called Bush a retarded ape, and then couldn't handle it when Obama was called a retarded ape?

410 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7479 05:03

( ・-・) My little DQN can't be this right wing.

411 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7479 05:19

( ・-・) Marx was a fuckin' deadbeat.

412 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7479 18:17

( ・-・) I cheat.

413 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7479 22:37

( ・-・) Appearance and personality shouldn't even factor into employment, only skills.

414 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7480 00:25

( ・-・) Fuck art. Not particular paintings or statues or whatever but the very notion of "art" itself. Ask someone what it is and you'll probably either get aetherial bullshit about crap like "soul" or else "you'll know it when you see it" which is basically a tacit admission of "I dunno lol". Basically anything can be "art" if the right pretentious jackass says it is, and the term is ultimately useless except to foster censorship, since their bullshit is "art" and your bullshit isn't.

415 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7480 00:29

( ・-・) White genocide is underrated.

416 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7480 00:38

>>415
( ・-・) White Genocide would be a fantastic name for a punk band.

417 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7480 01:35

>>416 even better for a twee indiepop band

418 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7480 01:46

>>414 Art is anything I can fap to, anything I can't fap to is not art.

419 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7480 23:49

( ・-・) Fuck the Left.

420 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7481 20:56

( ・-・) Conservative dokyun is so adorable, it's like he walks around with little soapboxes strapped to his feet all day.

421 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7482 19:34

( ・-・) I want conservative dokyun to be a net character.

422 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7482 20:21

( -m-) Fuck the Left.

423 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7482 22:14

( -m-) Boil down any leftist protest to its primordial elements, and you're left with them yelling "IT'S YOUR FAULT! NOT MINE!"

424 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7482 22:27

>>420
He is posting on the "things you wouldn't say if you weren't posting anonymously" thread so he is, to some extent, self-aware.

425 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7483 02:55

( ・-・) Touch my penis.

426 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7483 06:30

( ・-・) I watched one episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic out of curiosity.

( ・-・) Now I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash.

427 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7483 15:37

( ・-・) I once conversed with person using nothing but memes.

428 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7483 17:49

( ・-・) Our forefathers didn't fight for this.

429 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7483 22:42

( ・-・) I watched a few episodes of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic out of curiosity.

( ・-・) What a retarded show.

430 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7484 01:44

( ・-・) Our forefathers were assholes. The only good thing in the constitution is the part where we're allowed to change it.

431 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7484 04:48

( ・-・) I wish Americans would realise the 'inter' in internet means international.

432 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7484 15:39

>>431 You trolling, mate?

433 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7484 16:01

>>431 Oh, we know that. We just don't care.

434 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7484 17:27

>>431
( ´_⊃`) Americans invented the internet. Computers too.

435 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7484 22:36

( ・-・) Brits invented everything needed for that first, >>434.

436 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7484 22:38

( ´_⊃`) But they didn't have the vision to make it happen, did they?

( ´_⊃`) Remember when the sun never set on the British Empire? Good times, good times....

437 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7484 22:45

( ・-・) It still hasn't.

438 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7484 23:13

(☞゚∀゚)☞ >>437 ba-BOOM!

439 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7485 15:52

( ・-・) This thread has too much individualism.

440 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7486 04:28

( ・-・) I get physically ill when people express opinions that contradict mine.

441 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7487 10:30

>>437
(☞´_⊃`)☞ That's only because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark.

442 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7488 15:15

( ・-・) Democracy is not all it's cracked up to be; at the end of the day the only "merits" it selects on is who can spend more on campaigns and who can lie most convincingly to the masses.

443 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7488 21:21

( ・-・) Those stinking masses. Fascism would solve everything. It couldn't possibly backfire on me, maybe perhaps on those other people, but I don't like them very much.

444 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7489 06:42

( ・-・) Are our only choices "Idiocracy" or "1984?" I reject this false dichotomy. I say that the future is "Idiocracy" AND "1984." Imagine a gigantic goofy red clown shoe, stamping on a human face, forever.

445 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7489 16:31

( ・-・) Gaddafi was shot by jews who saw threat in his "golden dinar" plans. Jews or perhaps Americans who didn't want to lose global power.

446 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7489 19:39

( ・-・) All carbon emissions really do is encourage plants to grow better.

447 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7489 19:41

( ・-・) Most Jews aren't vile and evil people, but the most vile and evil people are Jews.

448 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7489 22:27

( ・-・) You spelled Liberal wrong there, >>447.

449 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7490 00:30

( ・-・) Are people ever going to decide if China is a communist country or a capitalist country? It seems the same people will argue either way in order to win a debate.

450 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7490 01:22

>>445

( ・-・) It was Europeans. Libya was Europes Iraq, only actually for oil instead of to establish a buffer for Iran.

( ・-・) And, you know, without the ~outrage~ and media coverage of Iraq.

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