( ・-・) I wouldn't say this if this wasn't an anonymous board... (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5868 02:10

( ・-・) Mittens are actually pretty lame.

650 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7976 18:34

>>648
I don't like to reference xkcd "punchlines" but it's cool that you found a way to feel superior to both.

651 This post sucked.

652 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7983 18:18

( ・-・) Go ahead and complain about Confederate flags some more. I will go to my typical factory in China and make more of them.

653 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7983 20:49

( ・-・) >>648 desperately needs to freshen up their online haunts.

654 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7983 21:05

( ・-・) I am a butt

655 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7983 21:06

( ・-・) A big fat butt

656 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7983 21:08

( ・-・) If I eat your pinky

657 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7983 21:09

( ・-・) I might make it stinky

658 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7983 21:10

( ・-・) And then I'll call you a slut!

659 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7983 21:12

( ・-・) ... Salty penis stirs

660 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7983 21:13

( ・-・) This forum takes years to post

661 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7983 21:15

( ・-・) >>651 sucks dick

662 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7983 21:44

How does that work <i />

663 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7983 22:22

>>662
That's pretty embarrassing, luckily for me, I'm on an anonymous board.

664 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7984 13:59

>>663
( ・-・) You're still a big fat butt.

665 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7984 14:29

>>662 the ways of black magic must come of your own learning, my son.

666 Name: ( ´ω`) : 1993-09-7985 04:26

( ´ω`) 666GET

667 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7985 06:28

( ・-・) 666GE--
( ・-・) Goddamnit, Grandpa.

668 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7994 10:52

( ・-・) I want to be alone.

669 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8015 22:04

( ・-・) Butts.

( ・-・) Can't say I'm at all fond of 'em.

670 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8015 23:20

( ´ω`) Goof butts.

671 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8024 01:31

( ・-・) I'm totally cool with liberals getting abortions. Just not conservatives.

( ・-・) In a perfect world, all liberal mothers to be would kill their babies immediately.

672 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8024 02:09

( ・-・) Homo sex is gay.

673 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8024 18:13

>>671 Some hardcore liberals became that way because they hated their conservative parents. How can you be sure that people are only aborting a future liberal?

674 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8024 18:32

( ・-・) Unless you kidnap and homeschool 'em, they're more than likely to be indoctrinated into the leftist bullshit that makes up public education.

( ・-・) Aborting THEM would be an act of mercy, really.

675 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8024 20:06

( ・-・) I'm a liberal.

676 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8025 06:27

( ・-・) Gay magic

677 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8025 15:35

( ・-・) And by gay magic, I mean using magic to make gays live a heterosexual lifestyle.

678 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8025 16:03

( ˃ ヮ˂) And by gay magic, I mean gaiety-filled magic! After all, if there's something gay in this world, it's magic! [b]GAY MAGIC[/b]

679 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8025 17:46

( ・-・) The notion of art is nonsense.

680 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8027 18:59

( ・-・) The food that airlines serve in-flight isn't very good.

681 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8028 04:50

I'm so far from perfect. What is wrong with me? Why do I keep doing stupid things?

682 This post sucked.

683 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 20:35

( ・-・) Trump is right.

684 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 20:51

>>682
WHAT DID YOU DOOOOOOOO

685 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 21:00

Test. [b]test[/b]

686 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 21:03

What

687 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 21:12

We get signal.

688 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 21:18

Main screen turn on.

689 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 21:21

LOL PE ENIS

690 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 23:01

Testicles

691 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 23:09

692 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 23:10

693 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8137 17:41

( ・-・) As I was saying, Trump is the only candidate I respect. All the rest are nutless cowards.

694 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 18:57

Politics on DQN is shit and Trump doesn't care about the first amendment anyways.

695 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8182 17:57

( ・-・) Communism is for weakass losers. Anybody with any kind of skill at all will relish the endless competition of capitalism.

696 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8182 18:45

>>695
Pure Ideology
Sniff

697 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8183 21:49

( ・-・) I rant because I care.

698 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8184 09:55

( ・-・) Capitalism is 5% selfish pricks and 80% deluded victims

699 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8184 14:29

( ・-・) >>698 can't handle the fiery crucible of capitalism. Babby.

700 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8184 14:41

700

701 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8197 18:13

( ・-・) I hear a woodpecker. I want to shoot it to make the noise go away.

702 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8197 18:33

( ・-・) Everybody wants to believe they're exceptional. But it's not what you are. It's what you own and who you own. If you don't own anything, then you can't accomplish anything.

703 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8198 03:26

>>695
Yes, however capitalism has one major flaw, and that is the construct of employment, which in practice is usually merely slavery with just enough pay to keep alive. The emancipation which the workers of the world need is self-employment.

704 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8198 19:33

>>703
Self-employment may only work because sufficiently few other people do the same. Probably, I don't know. Just thought of it. May be economics 101, mea culpa.
But if everyone were self-employed, there would be orders of magnitude more choice if you were in need of a chargeable service. Say, plumbers.
Then the market is essentially diluted, and a couple of things could happen: no plumber can make a living because of the extreme competition (in a world where each plumber is of roughly equal value). Plumbing becomes a cutthroat, penniless business and the world of plumbing self-destructs.
Or, a small number of plumbers are better than the rest, and people learn this and start taking their business to the best plumbers. They get more business, are more profitable, and eventually start having to employ in order to meet demand. Mediocre plumbers are put out of business.
Either way, the dissolution of the wholly self-employed market is inevitable.

705 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8198 21:50

Does working at a socially-owned, democratically-run company count as self-employment?

706 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8199 02:26

>>705
No, but it sounds better than your typical large corporation.

707 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8199 15:02

אכד נעיח שזס נהמ

708 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8199 15:55

>>707
( ・-・) I bet the JEWS did this.

709 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8213 21:35

( ・-・) I'm going to vote for Hillary because she has a vagina.

710 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8215 01:20

( ・-・) I'm going to vote for Sanders because I don't want to work for a living.

711 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8215 02:12

( ˃ ヮ˂) Work is for chumps!

712 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8263 19:42

What happened here

713 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8283 00:54

( ・-・) I love the dating game in China. There are already not enough women for men, and women still fall in love with me. That means I fuck up the law of supply and demand even more.

714 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8283 18:47

>>705
Sounds terrible. Why the fuck would the workers democratically make decisions when more than half of them most likely have no experience in management or accounting? Privately run organizations allow people who have specialized in their field to do what they know best without the hindrance of people whose good intentions blind them from negative consequences.

The proletariat can suck my dick.

715 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8293 15:11

( ・-・) Women shouldn't be allowed to vote. They vote for everything that makes a nation weak and stupid.

716 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8293 19:14

( ・-・) Most efforts go unappreciated

717 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8294 14:41

>>714

> Privately run organizations allow people who have specialized in their field

Except that's not true at all. Control is arbitrarily given on the basis of ownership, not specialized knowledge and definitely not skill. The people "specialized on their field" who "do what they know best" get the short stick invariably. Which is more longer than the stick given to people without specializaed skill; nonetheless they both get shafted.

718 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8297 19:38

( ・-・) I think most of the Black Lives Matter protesters just like to yell and break stuff.

719 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8298 20:38

( ・-・) The concept from the movie "Escape From New York" and "Escape From Los Angeles" should be certain cities in Michigan.

720 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8317 01:20

( ・-・) A judge who's a member of La Raza actually is a problem.

721 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8318 02:39

If you don't smoke weed, get over yourself. I don't care how "degenerate" you think weed might be, I don't want to hear your bitching when all I'm trying to do is let everybody know that I'm stoned 24/7. Ruins my vibrations, and what not.

722 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8318 18:18

>>720
That's like being served, loudly badmouthing a bystander who came across on your way to court only to find out said pedestrian is actually the judge preceding the lawsuit against you and then calling it a problem.
That shit only happens to stupid assholes, quite frankly.

723 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8319 20:29

I think all stoners are complete morons.

724 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8320 21:25

( ・-・) I stole secrets from Capcom. I wanted to know how they make so many variants of the same Street Fighter games and get people to pay full price for each one. I intend to use the same strategy on an app I am developing.

725 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8322 18:44

( ・-・) Islam is fundamentally incompatible with western civilization.

726 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8322 18:50

( ・-・) Institutionalised religion is fundamentally incompatible with the progression of civilisation.

727 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8322 19:13

( ・-・) I disagree, >>726. Christianity and Judaism have both demonstrated a strong stabilizing influence on culture that Islam lacks. Cism and Jism both inspire one to transcend one's animal instincts, where Ism encourages one to revel in barbarism.

( ・-・) Also, you're poopy.

728 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8322 19:28

( ・-・) Historically, perhaps. However, this is now the 21st century, people no longer live in disconnected tribes, and dogmatic worship of ancient myths and legends is not conducive to civility and cooperation with the other several billion people living on this rock. Just be chill, don't get angry because other people live different lives, etc; you don't need religion to not be a dick.

( ・-・) Also, I know. Sometimes wiping just takes too much effort.

729 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8322 19:34

( ・-・) The secret is to take a daily dump in the morning before your shower.

730 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8322 19:50

( ・-・) In a way, it all comes down to whether you see yourself as a loyal, capable, family-oriented wolf, or a disloyal, hedonistic, selfish rabbit.

731 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8323 01:07

( ・-・) The blonde guy from True Detective was a wolf. Look how that turned out.

732 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8323 18:17

I lold

733 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8323 18:40

( ・-・) You can give a leftist a fish and he'll eat for a day, or you can teach that leftist to fish and he'll sit pouting in his boat all day because nobody gave him a fish.

734 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8349 16:18

( ・-・) I want to be a trans-black woman so I can blame all white men for anything I do wrong.

735 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8349 16:40

( ・-・) Just tell people you are, and BOOM! You are!

( ・-・) Now you can molest girls in a Target restroom!

736 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8349 17:50

( ・-・) I prefer V-ISM for those sweet custom combos >>727

737 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8376 18:40

( ・-・) Floral Shoppe is a mediocre sound collage.

738 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8377 03:56

( ・-・) I might be not as witty as I think I am.

739 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8388 02:51

( ・-・) If you keep an open mind and an observant eye, you'll eventually notice that the Left is entirely populated by neurotic people. Most are pretty harmless, but the power hungry ones really need a good slapping.

740 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8388 04:00

( ・-・) I'm somewhat concerned that Christians will be persecuted in the USA in the coming decades. People seem very quick to laugh this off or call me a bigot, which just goes to support the point.

741 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8388 08:18

>>740
( ・-・) They already are, for sufficiently broad definitions of "persecuted" and sufficiently narrow definitions of "Christians."

742 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8388 18:34

( ・-・) If you actually keep an open mind and an observant eye, you won't end up making sweeping judgements about half the population.

743 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8390 02:47

( ・-・) Will too!

744 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8390 14:10

>>740
( ・-・) Please give some specific examples, because I haven't seen any. The US is one of the most religious countries in the world, and every branch of government is full of people who profess faith, a whole lot of them and maybe a majority some form of Protestant. Maybe it's because I'm not a Christian, but I don't see where these claims of persecution are coming from, aside from the fact that everyone likes playing the victim sometimes.

745 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8398 22:27

( ・-・) The black people I've met in real life aren't as smart as the ones on TV.

746 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8404 07:59

>>745
If one lived his whole life without encountering a black person, just saw them on TV, he'd be led to believe nignogs invented the whole universe

747 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8404 09:32

>>746 What are you talking about, that is the complete opposite of how black people are represented on TV. I'm a bit embarrassed by your ignorance and I'd hope new visitors here don't assume we all think like you!

748 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8421 16:39

>>746 If he watched the Maury show, he would think blacks were humanoid rabbits.

749 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8421 17:02

( ・-・) White people often make pleasant neighbors.

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