( ・-・) I wouldn't say this if this wasn't an anonymous board... (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5868 02:10

( ・-・) Mittens are actually pretty lame.

750 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8421 17:14

( ・-・) Anybody who read >>749 and immediately thought "that's racist" is an idiot.

751 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8421 21:50

>>749 All my worst neighbours have been white...

752 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8422 14:06

>>751 racist.

753 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8422 14:54

>>751
Wait, wait wait. Have ALL your neighbors been white?

754 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8422 17:22

( ・-・) The Pings are my Chinese neighbors

755 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8422 17:24

>>753 No. Come to think of it, I've never met a dickhead who wasn't white...

756 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8422 19:01

>>755 maybe it's you. Are you enough of an ass that people go out of their way to annoy you?

757 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8422 23:26

>>756 No, I mean, it's very rare for me to meet someone and think "wow, what a dickhead" but any time I have, they've always had white skin.

758 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8427 17:06

As much as I love @, it's not any easier to write than the word "at."

759 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8427 17:08

>>758
( ・-・)
( ・-・) Forgot my face.

760 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8440 21:20

( ・-・) I don't think #WhyINeedPrescriptivism would fly, but I gotta just let it out.

761 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8440 23:01

( ・-・) I don't feel attracted to big butts or breasts and will refuse to touch anything that's not firm, shapely and not fat.

762 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8444 16:05

( ・-・) Anything more than a handful is a waste.

763 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8444 17:41

>>758
( ・-・) Chumpy US keyboard!

764 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8444 22:23

( ・-・) I genuinely enjoy watching the anime Hetalia

765 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8445 20:12

( ・-・) Toga parties are dumb. You're better off staying home and spilling wine on a white sheet yourself.

766 This post sucked.

767 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8461 17:01

( ・-・) I'm going to be avoiding the city until the chimpouts stop.

768 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8463 21:34

( ・-・) The only way multiculturalism can truly work is if everyone acts white.

769 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8464 01:06

( ・-・) Huh. Thought I'd get some blowback on that one.

770 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8464 01:31

>>769 I'm guessing that many people agree with you, but are not going to admit it publicly.

771 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8464 01:57

>>769
I don't really agree with a lot of the extreme views given on anonymous boards, but I personally don't think that they're a great place to discuss ideas.

( ・-・) Anonymous boards are good at training people to win arguments on anonymous boards rather than have intellectual discussion.

772 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8464 17:16

( ・-・) Pizza tastes like crap

773 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8464 18:34

( ・-・) pizza is fucking awesome I will fight you

774 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8464 18:48

>>772
You're not human, are you?

775 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8464 21:31

( ・-・) Watching Spaceballs has killed my appetite for pizza for a good while.

776 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8464 23:28

( ・-・) I'm not a pizza sort of guy. I've tried all sorts of pizza, but none of them satisfied my hunger. That's when a friend told me about a place called Pizza Hut. I didn't believe it! It was like discovering pizza in a whole new way. Stuffed crust pizza, delicious breadsticks, and ridiculously low prices! I might just order some now at https://order.pizzahut.com/home

777 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8467 07:19

( ・-・) I ordered a pizza at an Italian restaurant the other day, and the menu specifically listed "diced tomatoes" on the pizza, as well as basil. They bring it out and its very plain looking, with a few rounds of cheese thrown on it, no other toppings beside a skimpy application of basil near the center. What cheapskates, I thought. I questioned them about the tomatoes and they said that includes the sauce! What nonsense. In any case, I made them bring me a good helping of basil to flavor the pizza. Next time I'll be sure to order from Pizza Hut™.

778 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8470 17:08

( ・-・) Leftists really are the locusts of civilization. Once a nation gets wealthy, they swarm over it and devour as much wealth as they can.

( ・-・) On top of that, they're pricks about it.

779 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8470 17:25

( ・-・) The political parties I don't align with and their members are the source of my suffering.

780 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8471 23:51

781 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8475 19:03

( ・-・) Have you ever heard someone tell you not to enjoy news about your enemies dying?

( ・-・) I get pleasure from news about my enemies dying, and I get twice as much pleasure witnessing someone die if they tell me not to enjoy the news about my enemies dying.

( ・-・) Time for a celebration:

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782 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8482 04:31

( ・-・) FUCK I forgot what I going to post

783 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8482 07:16

( ・-・) I barely watch anime, but I like it as a concept.

784 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8482 10:40

>>783
Whoa same

785 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8482 15:51

( ・-・) Software nowadays is largely developed by irredeemable pricks who have no interest in catering to power users nor creating new ones out of neophytes.

( ・-・) Look no further than the herd of fart-sniffers praising the developers of Chrome for removing Backspace as a shortcut for navigating back a page, with no customization option to get it back save for an extension that doesn't restore the proper functionality.

( ・-・) Google is literally raising a generation of computer illiterates who won't "google" things.

786 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8482 16:25

>>785
( ・-・) Good luck with that. The bridge between ease-of-use for the point-and-grunt casual user and high-fidelity programmability and customisability for "power users" (aka experts) must span across a non-navigable gulf emitting high concentrations of sulfuric acid and anthrax. That is so say, nobody has made that bridge successfully. (Windows "power users" are not an acceptable counterexample. They are merely well-conditioned casual users.)

( ・-・) Also, you must work on your generalisation skills. "Software nowadays is largely developed by irredeemable pricks" does not follow from "The developers changed what backspace does in this browser". (Also, define 'nowadays'. Was there a time this supposedly wasn't true?)

787 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8482 16:34

>>786
( ・-・) October 31, 1993.

788 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8493 02:58

( ・-・) Chromebooks suck.

789 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8493 07:36

( ・-・) King crab is way better than snow crab

790 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8495 18:20

( ・-・) I sometimes release the emergency mittens just for fun.

791 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8496 21:59

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792 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8499 02:54

( ・-・) Boy, Alpacas sure were a flash in the pan, weren't they?

793 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8499 04:28

( ・-・) I like exploring nooks and crannies of the internet. One may even call the Elitist Superstructure one.

794 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8506 22:43

( ・-・) Words cannot quite convey how I loathe xkcd, but I feel like expressing even the partial extent would jeopardize too many valuable relationships.

( ・-・) It's kind of like if Michael Bolton from Office Space were trying to placate his peers rather than the consultants.

795 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8537 19:40

( ・-・) Only go to India if you want to die of exotic diseases. The whole country is a fuckin' open air toilet that's never been flushed.

796 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8554 20:22

( ・-・) I am not tired of winning yet.

797 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8555 11:16

( ・-・) I have absolutely no interest in being in a romantic relationship myself and wouldn't mind staying single for the rest of my life.

( ・-・) But I love reading stories about the romantic relationship of anonymous internet users.

798 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8556 22:42

( ・-・) Meanwhile, I make a fortune around Valentine's day selling stupid romantic crap.

799 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8557 02:31

( ・-・) I get high to deal with the stress caused by not getting shit done because I got high

800 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8674 09:30

( ・-・) Despite ostensibly being desired, an actual large penis is surprisingly difficult to market unless you're into dudes.

801 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8674 17:05

( ・-・) Most anime blows.

802 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8674 19:37

>>801
90% of everything is shit

803 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8676 18:18

>>802
And the other 10% is Dark Matter!

804 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8689 04:16

what

805 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8696 17:35

( ・-・) I hate it when people vape. It means they are enjoying an addictive drug but are unlikely to die prematurely die because of it.

806 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8703 18:09

( ・-・) holy shit someone else is on the board right now

807 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8706 02:05

( ・-・) Now that there will be a new My Little Pony movie and there is a huge fanbase of men in their 20s and 30s, I can count on nerds camping out in front of movie theaters to be the first in line.

( ・-・) Now is the time to buy some camping equipment and sell it at absurd prices to those nerds.

808 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8706 16:31

( ・-・)I used to watch the first season of My Little Pony but now I hate what it's become and I think the fanbase should be even more embarrassed of being associated with the show.

809 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8762 10:16

( ・-・) People rave about a certain chicken strip restaurant chain every time I see it mentioned online, but when I was on a trip I tried it out and it is nothing special. Properly done chicken strips, I'll grant, but the much hyped sauce is a bog-standard "secret sauce" (dominated by ketchup and mayo). And the price seemed kinda off considering it's chicken with an absolutely forgettable batter, in different state with lower taxes.

( ・-・) And yet this business is expanding. Baffling.

810 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8762 23:34

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

811 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8763 00:57

( ・-・) Killing Antifa members isn't murder. It's pest control.

812 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8763 00:59

( ・-・) I'd actually admit that in real life

813 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8763 04:23

( ・-・) I'd much rather have to pee every hour than poo more than twice a day

814 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8763 13:44

( ・-・) the DQN-kun name poster is getting on my nerves...

815 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8763 16:12

>>813
( ・-・) Speaking from personal experience, no you wouldn't.

816 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8763 18:27

>>812
( ・-・) I'd like to, but I'm in too close proximity to an Antifastation to safely do so.

817 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8763 20:15

( ・-・) Teen Titans Go! is a better show than Teen Titans.

818 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8764 11:20

>>811
nice try, anti-tokiko

819 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8764 17:41

>>818
( ・-・) What the fuck are you talking about?

820 Name: TOKIKO : 1993-09-8764 19:04

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE

821 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8765 11:35

>>819
a while back tokiko + friend made the news where they were playing touhou in antifa attire. as someone far removed from both america and american politics, I thought it was pretty QUALITY

822 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8766 06:57

>>821
How do you know it was him?

823 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8767 12:08

824 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8782 16:16

( ・-・) Why does everyone want to move into Whitey's neighborhoods?

( ・-・) We're the worst. Everyone says so.

825 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8799 23:48

( ・-・) Canadians are snow niggas.

826 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8820 17:44

( ・-・) I wish the homeless would just starve to death already and quit shitting on the sidewalks.

827 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8822 22:22

( ・-・) What's really all that bad about white supremacy anyway?

828 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8823 06:19

>>827
It's mostly that in practice it's used as an excuse to either exclude other people or actively make their lives worse, in the absence of any philosophically or factually sound argument. As such, it comes off as a sort of view espoused primarily by individuals who are either ignorant (they don't intend to cause damage or understand how it does) or evil (they do).

While there are many genetic predispositions common to certain ethnic populations, melanin level has essentially nothing to do with the value or potential of a human, all other things being equal. That last part is important, because people born into circumstances tend to perpetuate those circumstances unless acted upon by significant outside factors (which is how you get people both into and out of ghettos). If you don't know what it is to be a scientist, how can you be expected to desire to become one, and take any of the necessary steps?

829 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8823 15:27

>>828 On the other hand, it's clearly true. Everyone wants to move into our neighborhoods, not the other way around. They move in, crime goes up, we move out, they follow us, crime goes up, we move out, and so on. Ergo, whitey be better. I suspect it's related to our willingness to do basic maintenance.

Japanese are even better then we are from a running basic civilization standpoint, but they mostly keep to themselves these days.

830 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8823 16:50

>>829
Take your prolapsed anus somewhere else, weev.

831 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8823 17:09

>>830 not the most compelling counter argument, sport.

832 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8824 14:46

>>831
Because it's not an argument worth countering. It's just deranged rambling. Easy counters to anything like this are abound like dead fish in a bucket. White supremacists arbitrary choose Europe as their root heritage when it's well-established that everyone is from sub-Saharan Africa. White supremacy is also a very American phenomenon - other countries have just as bad a history of racism (ever wondered about the etymology of the word "slave"?) but often without a black person in sight. There is exactly as much "logic" in white supremacist arguments as there is in those of conspiracy theorists, and it's all ignorant bunk.

833 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8824 23:16

Yeah, but the hardcore loony left keep sweetening the white supremacy deal. Marry white and have white kids? White supremacy. Math? Science? Success in the field of your choice? White supremacy. Free speech? White supremacy!

Sounds fuckin' awesome. Sign me up.

834 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8824 23:31

>>832
Nice lameoid non arguments and falsehoods, brainlet. Muh out of Afriga. Lmao eat a cinder block.

835 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8825 08:51

>>834

>>>>>>>/pol/

836 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8825 18:30

What's with this closet nazi crowd bringing "the left" into everything? Got a hard-on for them or something?

837 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8825 20:36

Cuz the left sucks. Buncha fuckin' rabbits.

838 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8825 20:49

Y'all can kiss my ass!
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839 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8826 08:38

>>837 It sounds really childish, like making disparaging comments about a rival sports team. The only time I hear about "the left" or "the right", the only way it affects me, is when I have to read dumb Americans whinging about it online. From both sides of the fence.

840 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8826 16:07

>>839
Exactly. It's textbook ingroup/outgroup bickering, and especially myopic considering that the American "left wing" actually corresponds to "slightly less right wing" where I'm from.

841 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8826 23:37

WAAAAAAAAGH

842 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8844 14:19

>>836 nazis are leftists, so the left is already there. National SOCIALISTS, y'know.

843 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8844 18:18

>>842
Nice try but 5 seconds in google defeats you.

844 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8844 22:57

( ・-・) Who's in the closet? That one looks Jewish, that one's a coon, get 'em up against the wall!

845 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8846 04:41

>>843
The person you were responding to is obviously joking.

846 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8846 09:38

>>845
I should hope so.

847 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8847 03:03

>>842 Greatest Korea is a democratic republic, is that how democratic republics are supposed to operate?

848 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8847 23:07

tehsaurus

849 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8868 20:11

( ・-・) You can either be able to create things that advance world civilization, or you can have a huge dick. Your call.

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