Previously: http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
I feel special! I never continued a thread before.
That cat keeps walking into the corners of things. At first I thought it was blind and/or retarded, but it seems it's just rubbing itself.
I think I like drugs. I wonder how long it'll take me to become a junkie and alienate all the people I'm somewhat close to. And will it be worth it?
>>768
I used to think like that. But I don't do drugs or hang out with my old friends anymore, and I'm much better for it.
Prove that if unicorns don't exist, then every unicorn is white.
How am I supposed to kill these two Cammona Tong bastards? Everyone on the Dren plantation is heavily armed. I'm just a brittle little thief. I attack one of the two, and suddenly four different people burst in to gangrape me and leave my poor Khajiit corpse to waste on the floor.
I am tracking this tropical storm headed for Texas. On the map it says "DON" and every time I look at it I see DQN.
haru urara yumegokochi na no ni, setsunai no desu. miiiii
mune no oku ketsui o himete hohoemu no desu
Nii-paaaah
>>771 some people use a spell to lock the first door before opening the second, then another to port out once they're done. still, I never heard anyone call that one easy.
The juvenile part of me is amused by the fact that I can get to my Google Analytics page by typing anal in the address bar.
When I walk around in a tight shirt, I sometimes catch sight of myself in a full length mirror.
If no one's around, I imagine my pecs are full of short range missile racks and I advance menacingly on my reflection, firing
wrist autocannons as I go.
Fucking, vodka everywhere. That was both the best and worst anime convention ever.
Did >>777 mean there was both fucking and vodka everywhere? The placement of the comma is a little confusing.
>>776
When I walk around in a shirt, I sometimes stare down at my belly.
I was always the short and thin one, but my sedentary lifestyle and unhealthy eating habits finally took their toll.
This is a problem every time I go shopping, because while I like how many clothes look, I know that they'll look bad on me because of my belly.
And to make things worse, I can't even really do cardio because I suffer from exercise-induced asthma. I guess I could try to use my inhaler to speed up the weight loss, but I'd rather be free to run without suffocating.
Though from what I remember, bodyweight exercises didn't give me asthma attacks, so I can try those. I'm fairly sure that my protruding belly is also the result of having so little muscle on my abs.
I thought DXM would be fun. I'm somewhat badtripping, man.
>>780
I like DXM once I actually begin the trip, but the come-up is hell.
>>777
At the time I wrote that there was only a vulgar emphasis on vodka. Soon thereafter, however, did sexual intercourse come into play, serving indeed to both worsen and yet glorify my perception of said convention. Let's just say, I never knew I could be so successfully unlike a dokyun in real life long enough to carry through various intimate encounters with persons of the elusive female gender.
>>780
You'll be fine. It takes a few days to recover, but once it's out of your system you can start to make sense of everything again.
I had sex with a minor at the weekend. High fives or tuts of disgust? Haha I don't care I'm going to marry her when she turns 16 then we're going to kill ourselves together
I'm off to attend my first university interview. If all goes well, I could end up getting accepted into their Japanese Studies degree programme. Wish me luck, fellow DQNs!
Good luck, mr. >>789!
I hope you will teach us about japanese elusive modern customs!
>>781
I once took 200mg DXM as that's all that was in my parent's cough bottle. Didn't realise it also had 360mg DPH, a deliriant, at that volume.
Then I was on Tamiapedia, researching DPH and going "shit". Then it became increasingly hard to type, and I couldn't see straight. Then the pissing, dry mouth came. Robowalking around the house.
I "remembered" getting married to my girlfriend, had lots of CEVs, dreamed of weird stuff, and had a call from my woman when I had the huge toungue and inability to articulate common to DPH intoxication.
Next morning, I (foolishly) drank a cup of coffee to prepare for a lecture I was giving, and slurred my words on the DPH hangover. The caffeine and DPH raised my heartrate and I had palpitations for 2 hours. I watched Seinfeld, ate a bagel and tried to get over it.
>>787 I'm a pretty experienced troll but that was the truth. She's the girl for me!
>>791
I once drank the purple from my parents cough bottle and I couldn't stop coughing for a WEEK.
I cuddled my friend's dakimakura and found myself quite attracted by the prospect of sleeping with and/or onanising with one.
>onanising
That's way too lewd, DQN! You should limit your relationship with your dakimakura to cuddling.
>>796
I agree, unless you cut a hole in its crotch and stuff your younger sister inside, then it's all good.
may i be a part of this community
One day I cruised the internet and came upon a dakimakura of Ran Yakumo in her animal form! Judging by the pics, it even had a fur-like texture.
It was out of stock already...
>>801
gj, brother. I myself could have gotten with a girl four years younger than me, if I wanted to, but that might have meant going to jail etc.
Last night I tried to pick up a waitress in a hip restaurant who had Euler's constant tattooed down her left arm.
Firstly I said, "I'm admiring your Euler", to which she oddly replied, "Thanks! Not many people get that. But I'm more of a variable myself."
"That's OK; the only constant here, anyway, is our love." She laughed a bit, called me cute. I didn't talk to her again until it was time to pay the bill.
"Hey, wait," I hazarded, "our respective life functions are continually diverging, but I want them to start converging more. If I had your number I could fix the equations!"
She was about to turn away. "Oh, I'm sorry, but I'm already converging with someone else!"
At that point I became frantic, desperate to keep her attention and feeling challenged to push this further. "Then I'll do a Fourier transform and take the constituent waves of your relationship apart, then add mine to yours! I'll use my cosine!! Hey!" But by that time she had escaped, merely looking back to give a flattered smile.
After 2 years of no contact, we've just been talking again for a couple of days and already we've carved each other's names into our thighs
Why did my capri-sun straw have to break in half?!
>>781
Yeah, it's the come-up that freaked me out. I took a dose of about 6.4mg/kg, but managed to "hold onto my mind" and not actually trip because I was anxious.
It's because of the "alert sensation;" it was accompanied by a weird "electrifying" feeling in the throat/chest area, sort of tingling or needle-like, and I was worried that maybe something around there was stiffening/swelling and I'd suffocate (I'm supposed to have asthma, but the only time I've found it harder to breathe was after exercise).
I'm definitely trying it again, but I'd prefer to avoid having drug abuse on a record somewhere.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>791 DPH is some scary shit, man.
Mountains wear down, seas dry up, but Clonepa--being a Platonic ideal--will always be. Grandpas can only exist on this earth, but Clonepa can live forever along with the lack of soul that dwells within. Even 5 billion years from now, when the Earth, the Moon, and the Sun are gone, Clonepa will exist. As long as one Clonepa still lives, it will be eternal proof that Grandpa ever existed.
Konata has a hare lip.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ >>816 I'm not sure, I'd have to conduct additional tests.
I had to move the half empty bottle of Colt 45. I'm so hungover that just seeing it in the corner of my eye was making me feel sick...
HOLY SHIT SCULLY IS SO HOT WHEN SHE'S VULNERABLE
>>819 Vulnerability is my fetish, real talk. Though I prefer boys, myself.
I imagine DQN would be the kind of place I'd retreat to on 1g of DPH.
The likelihood of me being able to post is low, however. I'd be posting and posting in Rei's café, only to wake the next morning on the beach to find sand in my pockets, seaweed in my shoes
I promised myself that the first time I was significantly intoxicated with any illegal substance, I would play Touhou. Thus far this has not happened once.
>>822 I find Toehoes hard even on easymodo while completely sober, I can't imagine how bad I'd be if I played them intoxicated.
My body lay dead before me
stretched out and plain for everyone to see
As sad as it seemed
When I was stabbed in my spleen
I couldn't believe that my crotch was stained with pee
My landlord is being an arse
This lease was just a huge farce
The room is so small
Can't fit more than three people in it at all
And yet he wants it to be more sparse
>>823 I've played it enough that I could probably do some stages on muscle memory alone. Still, I think the music and visuals would be god damn amazing.
I'm going to quit porn until C80 starts.
>>823
You'll beat it easily. I heard that ZUN drinks a lot, so should anyone who want to be good at Toho Project.
>>824,825
I'm so glad to discover somebody who appreciates limericks!
>>827
I quit porn every day! You know, your last porn should be really good, so you should look out for it. Don't just quit it like people quit smoking. You should make sure that you had the best experience.
I wish I could speak English
>>805 Fourier transformations for l^p spaces or C[0, 1]? Girls don't like l^p...
>>835, you just reminded about something that happened to me a couple of years ago. A good friend of mine said, "Ha! 'Fourier transforms'? More like furrier transforms!" (by this he meant "transfur"). I stood frozen for a moment and replied, "Dude, you just killed the math for me."
I was never be able to cope with this. Any mention of mathematics makes me twitch. My whole life was ruined by one silly pun.
She wore my shirt yesterday. I've been smelling and cuddling it all night.
I hate Illinois nazis
Great job, >>837. Now I'm thinking about how I'll never go out at night with a guy who would give me his hoodie so that I wouldn't be cold, and then let me keep the hoodie for a week or so so that I could cuddle it and smell it every night ;~;
So, I was just reading some lists of PC specs, and my brain kept reading "wifi" as "waifu." "this computer will come with a waifu? really? I wonder who it will be." (;;o_o)
Oh, I'm so happy! And I'm not even intoxicated!
>>839, lets go drive some off a bridge! That'll show them to be hateful beings with low opinions of certain parts of humanity and a preference for totalitarianism in the Midwestern United States!
>>846, they might try to seek revenge though, going so far as to spy on the police with their radios in order to try and find us.
Like potential danger ever meant anything to a DQN though...
>>847, when you're on a mission from God, you aren't truly in danger even if you have to drive through a mall or drop a Ford Pinto from a mile up in order to reunite your band to fulfill it.
Once I met St. Ignacio of Loyola at a railway station. Or at least someone who looked like him.
Why do socks always irritate me. I feel the need to change them every 2 hours at least.
I filled your socks with itching powder, >>850. But that was years ago. Haven't you washed them yet?
>>850
Try buying better socks? I bought some thigh-highs from sockdreams (even though I am a boy) and they're very comfy.
>>851>>852 They keep feeling dirty or damp after only hours of wearing them. Probably because people wear their shoes around my house and the floors are filthy at times. But even when they're not dirty (i.e I haven't left my room) I still get this massive urge to change them, they start to feel old...
i wonder how many dokyuns wear thigh high girl socks... the ones i'm wearing just now are neon green with pink stars
>>854
I know someone whom is a dokyun in all respects except that she is oblivious to this board's existence. Thigh-high socks of all design are on her daily dress-code.
>I know someone whom is a dokyun in all respects
She sounds hot if it wasn't for this bit. Actually I just like big socks.
>>853
Maybe you should look into stuff that would make your feet sweat less?
>>854
I only have two pairs (they're both striped), gray&yellow (charcoal&dijon) and blue&yellow (blueberry&wheat) and one pair I really wanted (striped watermelon) was out of stock when I was ordering them.
I don't think I'll wear non-striped thigh-highs.
>>853, you should wash your floors every week, place a mat near the door with slippers and ask people to change their shoes. If somebody asks tell them that in India people take off their shoes even in stores.
Anyway, this thread made me crave for colorful striped thigh-highs for myself. Something colored in pink, green and black.
>>857 my feet don't sweat. >>858 There is a mat at the door, both inside and outside. The floors are washed every week, but still people just stroll in and out all over the house wearing shoes covered in mud, dirt etc. I have asked them and suggested it many times but in the end Im not in charge of the house and its quite common practice to wear shoes inside here so eh.
I want thigh highs now.
>I just like big socks
DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
Oh, now I want some sexy thigh-high socks as well. But I wouldn't wear striped ones like a common whore; I would be wearing socks as pure white as my untainted virginity.
Who am I kidding, I just want to dress up as a french maid...
i have 7 pairs: rainbow ones, neon camouflage ones (mainly yellow), black and neon pringle-pattern ones that >>858 might like, neon orange pringle ones, neon stripy ones, neon tartan ones and the aforementioned lime green with pinks stars ones
My dad thinks i'm gay. But it's interesting that thigh high socks seem to be common ground for most of us here±
>>861
I think that colourful striped socks can be a symbol of innocence, too.
>>862
You seem to have a lot of neon socks.
My parents know I'm gay, I just hope they don't think I want to crossdress.
For the record, I wanted to order http://www.sockdreams.com/products/socks/over-the-knee/dreamy-knees in Watermelon. Aren't they just glorious?
http://www.sockdreams.com/products/socks/thigh-highs/extraordinary-harvest-rainbow-thigh-highs look pretty nice too. I should think about buying a skirt or two to go with the thigh-high socks I have.
There needs to be a real otaku workout video.
Like anime girls showing people how to bench, do deadlifts, barbell squats, etc.
I should have known one single mention of socks would turn this thread upside-down.
My mum would be quite upset if you turn me gay here!
Personally, I love lilac: ttp://www.sockdreams.com/products/socks/thigh-highs/long-cuffable-scrunchable-socks They're so cute that I'd cuddle with them at nights. May I order those fine legs as well? Probably they won't look as good apart from each other.
>>862
I'd like to like them, could you link to something more visual?