Deequn is sitting alone in his room, under the light of his desk lamp. It's a dark, cloudy night. In all this loneliness, Deequn wished for the girl he just drew on paper to be real. Suddenly...!
>>101
his window shatters and rips through the piece of paper.
"Ha ha," laughed Beady Eyes, who--
died when the carrot he had stuffed up his ass exploded.
A Clonepa, witnessing the explosion, said "Wow, that's a lot of
PINGAS", shortly before being consumed by the blast.
Meanwhile, less than two blocks away, sinister plans approached completion as
Grandpa minced among bad vats and jeroboams in the hissing laboratory under his house, preparing a
clone of himself... this was the BIRTH of the CLONEPA. His works came to fruition, and before long
( ・ω・) I got to eat ice cream!
But this was no ordinary ice cream
, oh no...
It was CLONECREAM!
"I AM ICE CREAM CLONEPA!" he shouted with a voice like nerdy thunder, and he
started eating himself! Meanwhile, Grandpa was
busy complaining about contemporary
short novel writing
in pan-chromatic resonances and other highly ambient domains.
"Arf," he said.
Now you may be thinking that Grandpa had turned into a dog or some sort of sea lion. However, Arf is in fact Grandpa's assistant and old college buddy and he was meerly calling him over. Arf emerged from the shadows
and said "Arf."
Arf said to him "Grandpa, we'll never nominate for the Nobel prize with all this shitty writing & clonepa references. What shall we do?". Grandpa was hesitant to let his old buddy know his plans...
and therefore didn't. Meanwhile, a mere 200m away,
there was a peculiar incident taking place 200m back from where we originally came from.
The great sky loli was displeased about her sudden relative lack of importance to the story, and therefore hijacked
a dirigible. "We are going," she began dramatically, "to annex Poland!" And with that,
Poland was annexed. Meanwhile, at the Hall of Doom...
a single feather hovered, about a foot above a
place where mighty hero Tristan was standing captivated by the sight of a chest full of
loli's
which is what he called lollypops because he was emotionally childlike
and misused apostrophe's, enraging the nearby
Arf. "Arf," he growled, because he was enraged. Suddenly--
a large truck smashed through the wall! In a cloud of smoke and debris a silhouette appeared. It began walking towards them and emerged, revealing himself as none other than
a cloud of smoke and debris which had been mistaken for a person. To this, Tristan said "
By the power of
my local greengrocer's apple's, banana's and cherry's, that is the most cunningly disguised cloud I have ever seen!" He then looked into the truck driver's cabin, but found only the corpse of a man with a peculiarly-shaped
hat. Tristan took this as a summon from his mistress, the Great Sky Loli, and he and Arf promptly hijacked a dirigible. As they landed in the newly annexed Poland, they found
that Poland was annexed. And so George Bush CXXIX
awoke and realized that it was all a dream.
THE END
...NOT!
, as some people believe, the beginning.
EPILOGUE: Dying Flames of a Dokyun's Heart
The lonely figure stumbled through the ruins of the former Semi-Democratic Loli's Republic of Poland, on his face a look of resignation to the inevitable fate of mankind; that inescapable debt of mortality. A single tear rolled silently down his dirt streaked face. It was hard to believe that but a few hours earlier,
Beady Eyes had
died.
The subsequent lack of thread derailment caused a catastrophic
run in on-topic threads that
gave Master an urge to bait
the Great Sky Loli into an intimate business deal involving
Beady Eyes plush toys. "Kawaii~!" she squeaked.
I like Claire!
was the name of the company set up to manufacture the toys. What the Great Sky Loli didn't know, however, was that
nobody really liked Claire, who
was actually 2-Amino-3-(1H-indol-3-yl)propanoic acid-chan, who was actually Marisa Kirisame, who was actually a girl with schizophrenia.
from THE FUTURE
to which she would inevitably have to return in the tear-jerking final scene. But before that, she
totally hit on Beady Eyes. As soon as he
revealed that he had died on several occasions (>>71,72,87,88,103,104,143,144), she realised that
penis
is not something he ever had
lacked
the capacity to talk about at great length. This was probably due to the fact he didn't have one, having lost it in
the great beady eyes war of 1992, which was started due to
a lack of the eyes needed to cook good soup for both world leaders.
Editor's note: >>162 was sacked for his blasphemous mention of times prior to 1993, which obviously cannot exist in the universe.
totally hit on Beady Eyes. As soon as he
penis
mightier than the sword, he agreed.
he put on a frilly dress and touhou hat
grabbed a bat just in case
and went out to the universe to celebrate a lack of christmas.
"It's a Festivus for the rest of us," he squeaked in his high squeaky voice.
Yet before he knew it, his frilly dress
and Touhou hat
started a christmas festival, right there, right then.
Which Reimu perceived as another "incident," and so she came to subdue the haunted dress and hat with a spray of ofuda danmaku. Meanwhile--
the Polish uprising against their tyrannical overlord, the GSL, was approaching fruition. In just two days,
Reimu's danmaku accidentally reached the headquarters of the Polish uprising and
and then the characters killed the author.
As the author was, of course, the one who wrote this, it was considered suicide. At the author's funeral,
members of the Westboro Baptist Church
did not like that persons twitter account so they
tracked down the owner, kidnapped him and slowly
stroked his earlobes.
As the Ferengian moaned in ecstasy,
the Westboro Baptist cultists plunged a
hamster
Without warning, a huge
statue of H.P. Baxxter was erected
right in front of a mysterious alien's
flux capacitator.
After craftily hiding the glowing letter Y inside his
Y-chromosomes, he
began a ritual to invoke the
masculinity that lies in the heart of every true boy across the galaxy! And, slowly but surely,
bystanders began to point and laugh
Their interruption caused the ritual to go awry, resulting in
the GSL suddenly deciding to ban the letter Y inside the nation of Canada, unaware that