Sparta
, attracting the attention of
Phil Collins
, the renowned artist, who was out on his morning walk. "Look over there, Peter!" Collins pointed towards the peaks of the mountains.
Tumbling down the sides of the Alps surrounding the little Swiss town Collins calls home were lots of little
Detroit. The smell of
strawberries permeated the air, completely negating the general aura of
Nk'uko byatangajwe na Perezida w'uyu muryango
.
Meanwhile,
ＴＨＥ ＦＵＣＫ ＯＮ
the moon, there were two guys
"やらないか" suggested Takakazu Abe, to which Masaki Michishita replied
"only if you suck on my left testicle". As it turns out, this was a password which activated the moon for it's true purpose:
destroying Clocktown.
The citizens of Clocktown were
outraged at the prospect of no longer being able to call themselves citizens of Clocktown because they all died.
The two moon swelling homosexuals found themselves feeling somewhat
confused, as the last post would make a lot more sense if I posted "dwelling" rather than "swelling". Anyway, as I was saying, the two moon dwelling homosexuals found themselves feeling somewhat
lonely, as they weren't aware of each others' presences on the moon, so they spent their time with creative pursuits, one in art and the other in music.
Somebody might ask, "But where exactly were dokyuns?"They were here: ttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/73/Pale_Blue_Dot.png
There were billions and billions of dokyuns, all of which
were NEET and petite rather than sweet or l33t.
However, the dokyuns had failed to take into account the
big fat
chance of having Gradius III arcade machines rain down from the sky.
Suddenly, a ghast/metroid shit comes out and starts shooting fireballs.
Phil Collins
took a direct hit to the face, causing
massive internal bleeding
The rest of this story may be accessed by platinum members on my website. We now bring you to
Gay Gary's Gulag of Gaping Gaynus
Penis
festival, run by kind volunteers from the quaint town of
Cocksuck, Alabama, which strangely has more homosexuals than
one might expect of a town whose entire population is female. The festival lasted three days and
had to be ended prematurely because of
GAY MAGIC
The cancellation of the festival prompted an outcry from the
gayness in yer anus.
And so, while gay disease was protesting on Uranus, our hero took
a massive diarrhea dump
and then posted about it on the internet. Many people
were honoured to look at included pictures and many were
not. Meanwhile, in Gensokyo,
Reimu and Marisa stared at the screen in disbelief, then closed the browser and turned off the computer, slowly shaking their heads.
THE END
Or... is it?
THE END fell from the sky, bringing the GSL down with it.
Then Porky Pig busted out of a drum and said
"I'M ON DA POWDAH, I'M REAL COKED UP!"
"YOU GOT PLENTY HENNESSEY SO FILL UP MY CUP!"
The powder he referred to was, of course, actually
raspberry creamola foam.
HOT STRIPPING COEDS
was written in huge neon letters outside the institute of
GAY MAGIC
AND RAINBOW TOLERANCE
, foretelling the coming of a veritable smorgasbord of
big dicks of all colors
drifting across the blue sky
"Phallus sighted off the starboard side!" shouted
captain Gay Sparkle, "Brace for
surprize buttsecks," he giggled.
Then the entire novel died of AIDS.
THE END
THE BEGINNING
of something beautiful - Doctor Fujiwara strolled confidently into the hospital room and spoke in a calm, controlled voice: "I have found the cure to AIDS, Mr DQN Short Novel. We will be starting treatment immediately."
"That's wonderful!" gasped DQN Short Novel, "But what is the treatment?"
Doctor Fujiwara arched an eyebrow and replied "Well,
first we must engage in a change of subject so deliciously subtle that somebody who is not really paying attention won't notice. By the way, your horse is on fire."
The horse in question was being
raped by one of those magma demons that were raping Sakura in that recent Zone flash. Coincidentally,
the demon was actually Doctor Fujiwara's estranged brother. Upon seeing him for the first time in decades,
everybody else then caught on fire and died.
But then they all came back to life and engaged on proper festivities to commemorate the reunion of Doctor Fujiwara and his brother. Mr DQN Short Novel, however,
was a bit pissed off about >>364,371 trying to ruin the novel and therefore didn't participate in the festivities. Instead he started
Surveying the scene from afar, a young girl sighed dramatically and said to herself "
", for she was mute. All her life she had wished for an opportunity like this to arise, but now that it had, she was decidedly unsure of herself.
Suddenly, Reimu showed up and said "dayuum gurl, u fine!" "Wanna go back to my place?". The mute girl remained silent, unable to respond. Then, gave a soft nod and went along.
Reimu thought to herself: "I hit the fuckin' jackpot!". Thinking of all of the lesbian sex she was about to have.
End of Chapter 2
Chapter Three: Where the fuck is the plunger, and should ▇▇▇▇'s tanooki costume have gigantic balls attached to the front to add realism to it?
DQN-kun was busy trying to put on a third mitten when
the mitten came to life, exclaiming "Please DQN-kun, let me
touch Espeon
penis
with penis
"Certainly not!" replied DQN-kun, "That Espeon is a bad influence! I don't want you seeing her again, let alone doing any kind of frottage. Do I make myself clear?"
The mitten looked sorry for itself and
decided now would be a good time to engage in one of those Touhou marathons he was so fond of, but
felt like swimming in a pool of grease
while dressed as a penis
in a condom. However the mitten's healthy exercises were interrupted by a gentle touch of Espeon's penis who opposed DQN-kun's idea of
waifu selection
, thus causing an internal combustion to take place in the region of his
penis
And that was when Honorable Chairman George Bush CXXVIII appeared and decided to finally enact his secret plan that he had kept quiet all along...
He then summoned godzilla and stood on it's head whilst donning a frilly dress and a Touhou hat, which gave him Touhou powers.
He was stronger than Batman, Super Man, The Hulk, and Woody the Woodpecker, when
Batman, Super Man, The Hulk, Woody the Woodpecker, Reimu, Marisa and 1000 lawyers teamed up and collectively challenged him to a spellcard battle. Honorable Chairman George Bush CXXVIII had no choice but to
write a lengthy post about it on his livejournal, but before he could do so
the CLASS ACTION spellcard forced Honourable Chairman George Bush CXXVIII off blogosphere
But his plans would not be foiled so easily.
"You haven't seen the last of me!" he threatened, "I'll be back to steal the 500 GET, mark my words!"
Nobody was actually listening to him, because they were all distracted by
the upcoming 400 GET, which was going to change everything, again.
