[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought.[Brains] [Thinking] [Personal] [#4] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6579 03:38

The saga continues from http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745

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228 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6611 00:09

>>224 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/882 was me, I was very happy.

229 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6611 02:14

I can't remember if I've said this before but there should really be an anime adaptation of Dostoevsky's The Idiot. Myshkin is the perfect straight man protagonist and Rogozhin makes a great pretty lovable villain. Fangirls can write all sorts of slash fiction about the homoerotic tension between them. Nastassya is the "large-breasted woman with an attitude", and of course Aglaya is tsundere for the prince.

230 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6611 07:41

>>229
No.

231 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6611 10:15

I wish I were a cute girl.

232 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6611 11:21

I talk a good game, but my study habits still haven't improved much.

233 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6611 12:25

Shut the fuck up and listen to what people who are better than you have to say.

234 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6611 14:30

I wish >>231 and I were cute girls and that we could drink tea together.

235 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6611 16:52

I'm falling asleep..

236 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6611 17:06

I wish I was mighty sugoi anime

237 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6611 17:06

I'd sleep with >>235...

238 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6611 18:21

I wish I could understand what >>236 was trying to say.

239 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6611 23:18

>>238, he wants to be a neat two dimensional asian girl, like any of us.

240 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6612 16:18

Wake up with a splitting headache and ringing ears... okay... underwear is soaked with blood... okay... empty whisky bottle... right... shredded wrists and thighs... hmmm... front door standing open... ehhh... guitars lying in the hall... ah.... essay text from ex-girlfriend on phone... emmm...

Reverend D. Wayne Love wouldn't shake my hand! Fucking dick!

241 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6612 17:15

This job is making me lose sleep. Not even sure why, it's pretty easy and my hours are short.

242 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6612 20:37

I just started playing Monster Hunter and I keep finding myself putting more than 10 hours into it a day.

243 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6612 21:14

>>242
I want to start playing Monster Hunter and want to put 10 hours a day into it but I keep finding myself playing SNES and arcade games instead.

244 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6613 06:59

So, my roommate has now moved out. Feels awfully quiet here tonight.

245 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6613 17:37

There's been a shitposter on 'Area lately and his posts are literally painful to read. Why must DQN be VIP and the other one... not so VIP?

246 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6613 19:38

It's so much fun posting on 'Area. Fucking bollocks to it, he-he-he.

247 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6613 22:29

>>245
Don't worry about it, in my experience they tend to go back and forth. For now I've started posting on dqn instead but I'll probably go back to the area eventually.

248 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6613 22:37

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) http://alt.org/nethack/wishes-c.html wishing for 1297

249 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6614 00:15

Performing the eyeroll hurts my eyes.

250 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6614 07:23

My mind cannot even begin to comprehend dildos

251 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6614 11:19

You know what's super lame and not worth the investment? Babies. But people keep getting them anyway.

252 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6614 12:15

>>251

better to just get a dog tbh.

253 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6614 14:40

I was trying to study today, but a certain mental image kept bugging me. There was I, a middle-school nerd, standing with a basketball. People shouted, "Dunk it, man!" "Come on, throw a ball, DORK!" "DO IT!" "Look at that dumbo, HEEY I NEED SOME TIME TO THROW A BALL PROPERLY" "DUNK!!"
But I couldn't I was too scared of fucking it up and just stood there.

254 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6614 17:05

Butterfly breeding is probably very complicated and difficult.

255 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6614 17:57

Your mother dies a fiery death,
I saw it in a winter breath.
These things CAN be;
Drink deep my tea!
I should smoke meth.

256 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6614 20:25

That person who keeps bumping terrible threads is making me feel rather vexed. I hope they don't make a habit of it.

257 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6615 05:28

DUNK! DUNK! DUNK! DUNK! DUNK!
DUNK! DUNK! DUNK! DUNK! DUNK!
DUNK! DUNK! DUNK! DUNK! DUNK!

258 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6615 07:45

>>252
Seriously. Retarded baby = lifelong misery. Retarded dog = lol.

259 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6615 14:59

Thinks seen by dokyuns on google before entering the ELITIST SUPERSTRUCTURE:

DQN - Wikipedia
ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/DQN - Translate this page
DQN（ドキュン）とは、日本で使われるインターネットスラング・蔑称の一つである。ヤンキー（不良）など、粗暴そうな風貌をしている者や実際に粗暴な者、また非常識で知識や ...
中二病 - 厨房 (ネット用語) - 河合塾 - 悪魔ちゃん命名騒動

Teaching English abroad in Japan: DQN - Japanese slang and ...
www.julieinjapan.com/.../dqn-japanese-slang-and-weird-baby-names...
23 Feb 2010 – Anyway, DQN started because there used to be a Japanese TV program called "Mokugeki Dokyun", about crazy people. Soon, Dokyun started ...

260 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6615 18:48

I was about to post a semi-thought provoking comment here but then I realised how pretentious it sounded.

261 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6615 22:33

>>260 go for it, I promise I will spend time thinking about it, its underlying messages, double meanings, connotations etc.

And since you're posting anonymously I don't have any prejudice. Post your perhaps-pretentious ponderings with pride and enthusiasm. Sometimes pretentious can be pleasant!

262 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6616 14:07

I've lost control of my life.

263 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6616 16:33

>>261
I wish I could, but I've forgotten what it was. It definitely involved the word "neurotypical".

264 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6616 20:02

LUCKY LUCKY
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265 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6616 21:07

Comin' at ya what you going to do!?

266 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6617 00:15

tomorrow is going to be so beautiful, i'm so lucky. it seems too good to be true.

267 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6617 04:04

Depressed because I preordered a figure, but now I can't afford it. It's a really nice one, too...

268 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6617 04:31

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXe9tWZfTL8#t=7m24s

269 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6617 06:12

>>267
Could you link to it please? I promise that I won't order it to mock you.

Personally, I came across some beautiful figures of Touhou characters, but I had to remind myself that I can't afford to waste a few thousand yens.

270 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6617 10:06

Dear Espeon:

Sorry about not posting your fan-fiction last week. It grew well beyond a sketch and would have upset a lot of people in this thread if I had posted it here. As I'm not sure it could ever be pared down sufficiently and still retain its filthy integrity, I'll just give you a summary:

You sparked a nuclear war through your role in the accidental erotic asphyxiation death of Kim Jong-un.

--Your biggest fan.

271 Name: Espeon!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6617 14:21

This is very inspiring, >>270! I appreciate your work.

272 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6617 16:47

272 is a pretty nice number.

273 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6617 17:11

273 minus 77 equals Espeon's number in pokédex.

274 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6618 00:10

My date today went so well that when she got home her sister and mother were hugging her saying she should move back home with me and marry me. Should i be incredibly pleased with myself or a little nervous?

275 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6618 09:25

>>274
What the fuck is going on here? We need details. Make them up or whatever.

So what happened? She immediately told her family all about the date the second you walked back in the door? If so, why were you there for this? Were you just standing there awkwardly the whole time or did you learn about this later?

Are you both older? As in, would they like her to move out ASAP? Is your culture the marrying type? (Jew/Mormon)

276 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6618 11:05

>>275
They could be Japanese, 0037-san.

277 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6618 12:02

>>275 well I've only met her a few times, because we live 300 miles apart, but ever since the first time we met we've stayed in touch every day talking on bebo etc. That was actually only the 4th time I've met her, and our first actual date. This is because she lives maybe 40 miles from my hometown but I moved away to go to university. Anyways, leading up to it she said I should draw her a picture and she knitted me a little teddy. I put a lot more effort into the picture than I normally do, even my paid commissions, and it included just various things about us and things we've said and things that have happened between us, and >>274 LOVES [her name] FOREVER XXXX

The date was like a fairytale, the only thing that would have made it better is if we weren't in a shithole town haha. I bought her lunch then we walked through the park then wandered round the cemetery. Then we got on our separate buses back home. When I got back we were chatting on facebook and said they were asking her about it, and they saw the picture and were so happy for her, saying she should chase me. But chasing implies I'm running away and I'm certainly not.

I'm just a bit older than her, she's of legal age to get married but she wouldn't be able to celebrate with a drink. But we've talked a long time about our inevitable wedding and honeymoon. Nothing would make me happier than being with her, I'm just nervous about the distance (I can't move back because I run a business in my city and I think she wants to stay in the country) and also that she still has the best few years of her life coming up whereas I'm almost at the end of mine, I hope I don't get in the way

278 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6618 15:40

>>277
That's shockingly vanilla. I was hoping we'd hear all about courting rituals in the Tuvan-American community or something cool.

279 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6618 16:11

おげんきですか。

280 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6618 16:30

>>279 needs to learn more kanji.

281 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6618 16:47

I hate living downtown, it's so fucking noisy!

282 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6618 23:33

>>280 I only began learning Kanji this week!

283 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6619 00:56

>>278 I'm too nervous to go into more detail

284 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6619 07:26

I am 31 and I still play DND. I don't want to, but my friends keep showing up at my house and expecting to play. It's starting to get awkward now that some of them have kids. What's going to happen when those kids are old enough to realize that we are lame fucks?

285 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6619 07:31

OH wait, all kids think their parents are lame. Ours will just have scientific proof.

286 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6619 13:54

Damn, I'm so lazy. Everything bores me. Having taught myself philosophy and esoteric maths after dropping out of school at the absurd age of fifteen, the universe of six years later seems so desperately dull... Nothing challenges me. So I exercise, learn and create for a bit out of distraction until, offended by routine, lethargy strikes and I am back to either sleeping or masturbating copiously.

Such is the like of a hikikomori, I suppose.

287 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6619 14:37

>>286 death is exciting

288 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6619 14:55

I wish my body would recover from cumming faster so I could do it more often.

vc: repetion

289 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6619 20:02

Why does orgasm feel like a missing gear? Where is my sperm? Oh god, this is so depressing that it makes me want to masturbate again.

290 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6619 20:08

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I just received an accordion, a TV, an iMac and a fiancé! Only in Saitama!

291 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6619 21:36

>>290 congrats, I guess.

The "I guess" is only for the accordion, by the way.

292 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6619 23:15

Is she a robotic catgirl?

293 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6619 23:44

>>291, why ?

294 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6620 07:56

Oh man, I am fucked up... I keep seeing things... like... in the distance... They move with me or something so they are always ahead of me. God damn... Are you supposed to hallucinate on marijuana?

295 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6620 11:04

>>294
The best weed I ever smoked made the world go 2D. Yeah, it can do that. You're probably not awake anymore. If you are, what else did you take?

296 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6620 13:07

>>295
I had a salvia trip which did that. Everything became a volume-less cutout that rotated with the angle you looked at it, so it was impossible to see "behind".

297 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6620 15:03

Last time I had salvia my bedroom turned into Spring Yard Zone from Sonic 1, and my friend turned into a Yadorin badnik so I rolled into him.

298 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6620 17:20

You should be isolated from the rest of society.

299 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6620 17:31

You should be isolated from the rest of society.

300 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6620 18:05

This is my second 300 GET in the space of two days. How exciting!

301 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6621 16:38

>>295

My friend was already high when I got there. There was a bit left in the bong so I took a hit from it. I think "dro" marijuana was in the bong. I had brought a Colt .45 (32oz malt liquor) which I finished pretty quickly. A few hours passed before the next guy shows up with "hash" marijuana. There was four of us together, and we smoked a gram of the hash.

I'm not a big marijuana user so I don't know all the terms.

302 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6621 20:24

I want to post something but I'm not sure what.

303 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6621 20:39

Pseud0ch is the only style that works for me just now, and it doesn't save to that style every time i come here ( ・͠-・)

304 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6621 22:04

Try to use your imagination instead of drugs.

Imagination can be mighty awesome, but you have to learn how to use it.

305 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6621 23:42

People take drugs for experiences their mind unaided cannot provide. It's like crossing the ocean: You're gonna need a boat. >>304-san has obviously never taken any drugs and believes everything his government tells him.

306 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6622 00:12

>>305-san accepts only things that he likes, yet still believes that he is a free-thinker.

307 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6622 01:42

>>305 and >>306 r gay

308 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6622 01:44

>>304 is gay 2

309 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6622 02:11

>>306 refuses to look above his almighty pedestal and gaze in humiliation at those who, unafraid of change and unhindered by terror, laugh lightly at the man who is king of his hill.

310 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6622 04:49

>>305-309 can stop using drugs any time. They just don't want to.

311 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6622 09:48

Why so much violence?

312 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6622 11:46

Seems like someone here's just discovered "chicken on a raft". Stop spamming it, it's ancient

313 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6622 14:23

>>312 Be more hilarious.

314 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6622 20:00

Why does nobody talk about mittens any more?

315 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6622 20:55

>>314-san, on DQN any drug related term is actually a synonymous for mittens.

We have been doing so all along. （´∀｀）

316 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6622 21:13

No, it isn't. Don't drag my mittens into your filthy drugs.

317 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6622 23:03

takes a long drag on Espeon's mitten

Babay, they don't call me HorseThunder for nothin

318 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6623 00:40

I have a man crush on ゆよゆっぺ .

319 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6623 02:21

I've had a wonderful day, i bought two great records, had dinner with my mum in a japanese restaurant, went to an awesome gig, got a date tomorrow with a babe, just had a joint and saw a shooting star, and now i'm on DQN! Are you as happy as me everyone? PLease say yes!

My captcha is gothing and I'm listening to Bauhaus!

320 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6623 02:49

>>319
Your joyous enthusiasm cheers me up a little. Keep being awesome, dokyun!

321 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6623 02:59

The girl in dokyuncrush.jpg just got married. Good thing she's not my real crush.

322 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6623 11:57

Suddenly, Autumn happened!

323 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6623 18:08

Being severely red/green colourblind, all Autumn really means to me is that I no longer know what colour the leaves are. Also it's cold.

324 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6623 19:10

I hope the doctor doesn't shove his hand up my ass in the hospital when I go back.

325 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6623 20:08

I'm done for. All my truancy is going to finish me. I'm going to kill the dean and then myself.
I'm doing it I"M DOING IT MAN

326 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6623 20:58

>>325
Someone who can't use apostrophes properly deserves to die. This reminds me of the time when I went into a fish & chips shop and saw a sign on the wall which read:

CHEES'Y CHIPS
£0.80

How someone can even get an apostrophe that wrong is beyond me. But anyway, what I'm trying to say here, >>325, is that you should probably stick with not killing yourself.

327 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6623 21:16

>>326 well that's not really that wrong, considering they used it to show a missing letter. O'er the hills an' far awa', a' the we'ans were chasin' a ba'

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