> I'm two thousand twelve and what is this?
This is going to be my new favourite meme. Well done, >>912-kun.
How could the dog be the leader of the troupe ?
LIEBE!
I want to catch espeon and dress her up like a hipster.
Why the hell did I just ctrl-v into the name field?
>>926
Cute before balls popping out -> rapeable regardless of gender
It isn't "her" if balls pop out.
What if they're ben-wa balls? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh?
918 in the CTRL+C CTRL+V made me want a prostate orgasm. PLEASURE ME, DQN.
I know that these anime/manga aren't spectacular in any way, but how in the fuck is Black Cat an alternative story to To Love-Ru?
>>931
Lather a finger in vegetable oil and shove it up your bum. That's what I used to do.
It's really hard to write a rape fantasy when you don't know the sex of the rapee...
>>935
Futa. There's a vagina between the dick and asshole.
Also, why so lewd today /dqn/? Katawa Shoujo giving you dirty thoughts?
>>934
The transition from horny sixteen year-old to apathetic twenty-one year-old has quite effectively annihilated my sex drive.
>>936
Speaking of Katawa Shoujo, I'm playing it right now and one question plagues my mind.
Shouldn't it be called Katawa no Shoujou?
>>937
It's kind of a reversal for me. Maybe I hit my puberty around 20. What if its truuue?!
>>931 maybe we're all linked here in some way, pretty much exactly when that post was posted I was in the shower giving my bumhole a jolly rogering using banana+coconut lotion as lube
Incest is a bitch. Though I suppose it makes life more interesting. Though I suppose it's unethical nonetheless. Though I suppose that even if it plays into the agenda of the highly intellectual child rapists, I don't have much of a choice anyway, apart from fleeing into drug abuse, playing hippy saint. A hippy saint nobody loves, unless they would know the entire background story, which nobody wants to hear.
>>941
So much, "Though I suppose."
Might you have bipolar disorder?
>>938
It should indeed be either that or Katawa na Shoujo, if you are going to use it in a sentence. When it comes to titles, though, Japanese tend to omit the particles they don't deem necessary. Notice how e.g. the Tale of Genji is called Genji Monogatari as opposed to Genji no Monogatari.
Sometimes I feel like I'm the only one posting in text-boards.
>>944 I think of posting on textboards as a cute little patch in the wonderful quilt that is me (ά€ά)
> Besides, the title came from a native Japanese speaker's idea so....
True, but don't forget they still got a few things wrong. Handshaking and such.
>>945
What is "now"? How is one distinct from one's surroundings? How is it so easy to become lost in the vicissitudes of everyday life?
My birth, life, and death are completely and perfectly embodied within a singular, swirling, multitudinous instant. Am I okay with this?
just a little empty dude with a little empty wallet and a little empty head
I fucking love the emergency mittens
iOΦOGj hai guise, wuts goin on in dis thred?
Oh god, the alcohol in this eggnog is horrible. I don't want to drink this any more.
Why aren't I thinking of anything
> Sunlight Souffle'
> Ingredients
> ...
> A Cupful of Ground Nutmeg
( ◕◕) what the christ
Yay!
>>960
CONGRATULATION!
YOU ARE WONDERFUL PLAYER!
TRY TO EXTRA STAGE!
school starts in 8 hours, am i prepared
hello i am nigerian sorcerer i transform you to little girl if pay me enough ;)
pays a fat stack of cash
Stupid catchy power a cappella, this must be the 50th time I've listened to the song the past week.
I got a bitchin' knife yesterday. It has the Star of Life on it, so I guess that it might be a knife meant for EMS. It's edge seems to be surgically sharp, so I can definitely fuck somebody up if I were to use it on them.
there is a blank file on my hard drive called "Francesca Lucchini says", no extension, no size, no path in properties. i cannot delete it in any way
just a sjis cat on an aa table
Just stopped mid-masturbation to google "what percentage of uk are amputees", didn't find any clear statistics straight away, then made this post
I wonder what would a penis-given girl with diabetes' semen taste like after drinking at least one litre of apple juice. Probably delicious.
Note to self: schizoid personality does not mix well with clingy girlfriend.
Why am I so exhausted? It's not like I've actually done anything today.
Dammit, after reading http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1314324451/455 I want to know if it's feasible to turn a transport heli into a motor home.
Also, why does refreshing the captcha sometimes not work on Google Chrome lately
>>977
I've been having problems with it in FF. So I don't think it's our browser.
Also use Iron instead.
dongus molongus
I'm my own girlfriend.
And I'm proposing to myself on DQN.
Oh wow I just got asked to play guitar live in a 3D hatsune miku concert in 2013, how exciting!
>>977
Delete your cookies. I think the problem might be 4-ch setting multiple of them and getting confused.
> use Iron instead.
Might as well just use Chromium.
http://chromium.hybridsource.org/the-iron-scam
Don't shatter my dreams, yet, DQN.
How do I get out of the responsibilities of my life without suicide and/or debilitating head injuries?
All of a sudden, this thread is nearly over. Scary.
>>989
http://miku-uk.com/
it's still early days in the project; when i said to the guy in charge I'd help I thought I'd be like designing logos and doing artwork for it but now he's asked me to play guitar too. I'm not sure how much I'm allowed to say about progress, but it's all rather exciting!
I feel like shit. I hate everything. I know this feeling will go away by the afternoon but for now I just want to crawl into bed and disappear.
I'm happy for you, >>983,990-san
>>991,992
May I come? We can do a pajama party if you like! Also, if I covered up my tripcode and we all snuggled together like three dokyuns, it'd be an all-DQN sleepover with all posters present!ww
So I've discovered the best video game ever: Turbo Floorplan Home and Land Professional version 12.
Damn this is hot - needs more tongue twisters
>>995
That reminds me, when I was young, I went to a museum where they had a computer with an example of floorplanning software used by architects. Placing those walls and doors on the virtual blueprint was the most fun experience in my life. I begged my parents to get it for me, but the closest they could find was the 3D "virtual homespace builder", which although fun in its own way, was nothing like the simple but beautiful 2D floor plan maker I was looking for.
>>997
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dream_House_(video_game)
^^ My mother had this game for the Commodore 64. As kids, we liked to make fucked up houses: solid red walls, rooms full of washing machines.
Basically, my favorte video game of the moment is the Sims without the distraction of game play...