[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought[Brains] [Thinking] [Personal] [#10]

[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought[Brains] [Thinking] [Personal] [#10] (999)

1 Name: `!CdQPknbMI.!!r7LU6/4y : 1993-09-7104 02:19 [No]

I had to delete the full stop, even though I said I wouldn't, in order to fit the number 10 in.

2 Name: Mr. 2 GET likes to 2 GET : 1993-09-7104 02:21 [No]

10,000 dokyn thoughts! That is something to think about.

`! 　!/ﾚi'　(ﾋ_] 　　　ﾋ_ﾝﾚ'i　ﾉ　　TAKE IT EASY！！！　　　ﾚﾘｲi (ﾋ_] 　　　ﾋ_ﾝ ).| .|、i .||

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7104 04:43 [No]

EVERYBODY MOVE YOUR BODY
KATAMARI IS A PATY

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7104 05:28 [No]

[Punctuated] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought....[Full Stops] [Punctuation] [In Dispute] [#Period]

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7104 05:37 [No]

[square] [curly] ITT we talk about BRACKETS 【this kind】 [[]]]][][]][][[[[[]]]][[[]]

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7104 05:49 [No]

I'm going through another one of these phases of finding some really interesting video games. Hooked on Fire Emblem (Sealed Sword) and SNK vs. Capcom. Man, those heavy armor guys are cool.

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7104 06:00 [No]

What in the world is ㌱

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7104 09:54 [No]

I stand by what I said about nitrile groups in an earlier iteration of this thread.

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7104 14:51 [No]

> `!CdQPknbMI.!!r7LU6/4y

Who the fuck is this faggot?

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7104 15:37 [No]

>>9 I tried to paste `! 　!/ﾚi'　(ﾋ_] 　　　ﾋ_ﾝﾚ'i　ﾉ　　TAKE IT EASY！！！　　　ﾚﾘｲi (ﾋ_] 　　　ﾋ_ﾝ ).| .|、i .||

If you screw your eyes up it is two yukkuris

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7104 15:48 [No]

I asked at the end of the last thread, but have YOU ever played the Phantasy Star games? I got the Mega Drive Collection for PS3, it has Phantasy Star I-IV. Will I miss out on much if I jump into IV? I started II, and died very early on and couldn't be bothered to start again

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7104 16:02 [No]

Hopefully, that will be the last time in my life that I experience an elderly Japanese woman shouting "Rape!" at me.

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7104 17:52 [No]

Hint: "colour".

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7104 18:41 [No]

U+3331 Square Biru

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7104 18:48 [No]

㌀㌁㌂㌃㌄㌅㌆㌇㌈㌉㌊㌋㌍㌌㌎㌏㌐㌑㌒㌓㌔㌕㌖㌗㌘㌙㌛㌚㌝㌞㌟㌠㌡㌢㌣㌤㌥㌦㌧㌨㌩㌪㌫㌬㌭㌮㌯㌰㌱㌲㌳㌴㌵㌶㌷㌸㌹㌺㌻㌼㌽㌾㌿㍀㍁㍂㍃㍄㍅㍆㍇㍈㍉㍊㍋㍌㍍㍎㍏㍐㍑㍒㍓㍔㍕㍖㍗

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7105 03:26 [No]

I really hate it when I want to talk to my friend way more than my friend wants to talk to me.

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7105 11:16 [No]

Marimite looks far too much like marmite.

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7105 15:25 [No]

I really hate it when my friends want to talk to me far more than I want to talk to them.

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7105 16:32 [No]

http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1331675820/838
How to Bottle Farts

Enter filled bathtub, bottle in hand.
Fill the bottle with water, then leave it submerged with the mouth facing down
Position the mouth of the bottle in such a way that it will catch any fart bubbles that float upwards. A funnel makes this a lot easier.
When all of the water is displaced, cap the bottle. The bottle must remain submerged and inverted throughout the whole process.

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7105 17:45 [No]

I've still no idea whether it was budding or not.

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7105 17:51 [No]

The Smoopy stuff gives me a giggle every time

Thes Smoopys Stuffs Givess Mes As Giggles Everys Times Smoopy time every giggle a me gives stuff smoopy the

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7105 19:17 [No]

She's so lovely; I'm not sure my heart can take much more of this...

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7105 20:29 [No]

intro

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7105 23:37 [No]

Imagine actually getting something on Valentines day?
Oh gosh oh wow

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7105 23:41 [No]

>>24
:^(

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7106 00:14 [No]

>>24
Oh sweet jeebus, now I'm perspiring heavily thanks to you!

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7106 00:40 [No]

Wor marrow.

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7106 01:16 [No]

Enjoy your worries, you may never have them again.

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7106 01:39 [No]

>>28
I was about to comment on how much I enjoyed that song by The Books, but then I realized that the title was most likely a reference to something else. A quick Google search, however, only returned the song I first thought of. Doesn't that phrase seem familiar from elsewhere?

I'm going to a Dinosaur museum for my birthday! Ever since Jurassic Park came out earlier this year, I'm hyped about dinosaurs. Anyone else catching the Dino Fever?

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7106 01:45 [No]

>>29
I'm going to a Walking with Dinosaurs show with real-life dinosaurs. It's gonig to be fucking sick.

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7106 01:55 [No]

>>29
That right ain't shit

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7106 04:23 [No]

An animated description of a beautiful place out in the country

33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7106 11:32 [No]

And now I'm not allowed to write on my hand! Outrageous.

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7106 11:40 [No]

Not going in today was a good idea.

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7106 11:50 [No]

"We are the 99%!"
-- Occupy Wall Street

"99% of anything is crap."
--Sturgeon's Law.

I just totally got that!

36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7106 12:56 [No]

Kyary Pamyu Pamyu is playing in London tonight! I would love to have been able to go.

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7106 13:54 [No]

I just want to curl up and cry.

38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7106 16:48 [No]

>>37
What's troubling you?

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7106 17:01 [No]

>>38
I'm really tired and have quite a number of ongoing essays/projects that aren't going awfully well. Never mind, I'll manage...

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7106 17:19 [No]

Swindly Tam

41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7106 18:14 [No]

Just a while ago I called a group of freshmen letting cold air into the building "fucking invalids". I've beemn feeling terrible lately and this made it much worse

I'm so sorry ;_;

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7106 20:11 [No]

>>35
So, 99% of the 1% is crap, and 99% of "the 99%" is crap too?

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7106 20:24 [No]

>>42
It's 99% of the greater whole, unless you keep applying the 99% law to itself (zOMG TIME PARADOX)

44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7106 20:38 [No]

So in other words, 99% of 99% crap craps are 99% crap, including 99% of the 99% of the 1% non-crap that is both crap and not crap?
This means crapness asymptotically approaches 1 for anyything non-atomic!
I'll go and alert the president.

45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7106 21:07 [No]

Are... are those... quarks? I feel violated.

46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7107 11:14 [No]

This isn't what either of us wanted.

47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7107 14:10 [No]

Hey someone else is playing Ratchet & Clank 2! I recently 90%edish the first one, I was going to 100% it but I found #2 cheap so I bought it. I have just been to the Tatooine planet and found all the crystals.

48 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7107 16:05 [No]

No thanks, I'll pass on the Rand

49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7107 17:41 [No]

>>43
Nah, if you keep applying it to 99% it just ranks everything from "utter crap" to "rather good". But it won't have a Gaussian distribution, which means that the law is most likely false and the person who came up with it is a shithead.

50 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7107 20:42 [No]

Something beautiful will happen.

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7107 20:45 [No]

>>42-44

No, it means everyone in OWS is crap.

And having had an encampment of those fuckers nearby for a month or so, they sure as hell smelled like it.

52 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7107 21:07 [No]

>>51
You deserve that for being a part of the Wall Street, man!

53 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7107 22:01 [No]

I had a living girlfriend once. It was dreadful, wouldn't recommend it.

54 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7107 23:42 [No]

>>53
Dead girlfriends are the way to go then?

55 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7108 00:01 [No]

>>54
No, man. Wait till science animates your tenga, man, till science turns it into a robo-girl.

56 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7108 00:22 [No]

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY DQN~!

57 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7108 09:04 [No]

See, I don't even like mushrooms.

58 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7108 12:29 [No]

I heard that when the english version of Phantasy Star Online 2 comes out, it won't be dubbed. I hope this means they're just keeping the original audio. If they take out the japanense and the EMARGENCY CODE engrish, I'm probabyly just going to play the japanese version.

59 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7108 16:09 [No]

Smothered under the combined mass of all the blankets in the entire world.

60 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7108 16:47 [No]

pahhdjakak I'm donfunking s dundkkwiz d d fjjsjsjsjdjdksdj

61 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7108 17:32 [No]

Quiet down, penis! You're not helping!

62 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7108 19:40 [No]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFSvmgyUWPQ

bwoon

buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun

63 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7108 20:46 [No]

Well, if nobody else is going to break it...

64 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7109 03:04 [No]

cat planet

65 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7109 13:01 [No]

CAT PLANET CAT PLANET CAT PLANET

66 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7109 16:00 [No]

>>61 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djYz6p3i-t0

67 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7109 20:39 [No]

I'm a slut.

68 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7110 00:28 [No]

Well personally I rather like spiders.

69 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7110 02:16 [No]

>>67 ur a slut

70 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7110 12:38 [No]

You'll burn for this!

71 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7110 20:36 [No]

Fighting crime
Trying to save the world
Here they come just in tiiime

72 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7111 00:53 [No]

Hello, I'm looking for an imported pink lunch box.

73 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7111 14:00 [No]

Silly bonsai tree, you're not allowed to die!

74 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7111 17:37 [No]

Hello, has anyone seen an important pink lunch box around here?

75 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7112 11:43 [No]

http://i.imgur.com/vlMjEgF.jpg Fucking redditors.

I wish one day some cool famous guy indirectly admits that he is a DQN by saying something like "It carries out and is w" or "Under the moon loli to issho" on the telly or wherever. And then he would post here with his picture and would tell us that we're the source of his inspiration, and then we would feel proud of ourselves.

76 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7112 13:28 [No]

>>75
I'll be famous some day!
captcha: liey

77 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7112 16:26 [No]

>>75
That's some pretty poor handwriting.

Now I can understand that graphology "scandal" a few years ago, when they found a note written by Tony Blair and deduced from his handwriting that he was feeling nervous about the upcoming election and was unsure about his goals and so on. Then it turned out the note belonged to Bill Gates.

78 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7112 17:03 [No]

The thing with the fairies was more useful.

79 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7112 17:55 [No]

What are you wearing today?

80 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7112 17:59 [No]

>>79
A blue dressing gown, a blanket and a pair of glasses. That is all.

81 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7112 23:25 [No]

>>79, a pair of pants, a pair of glasses and a black tee.
I'm kind of envious of >>80's dressing gown. I haven't worn one in a while.

82 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7113 00:34 [No]

>>79
Now, just my underpants!

When I was out: Steven Alan short army jacket, brown Raf sweater, grey checked shirt, dark brown chinos, and brown boots. It was raining today.

I love the rain

83 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7113 00:49 [No]

Had yer gobs.

84 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7113 04:41 [No]

>>75
I hope someday, some one famous will let slip that he uses plan9 from gentoo and that hell becomes popular.

85 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7113 14:48 [No]

I'm going to be stabbed in less than two hours.

86 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7113 14:51 [No]

>>84
At first I thought you were joking.

87 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7113 16:11 [No]

>>77
Well, he's THE geek. So, it's perfectly understandable why he has a poor handwriting and why he feels nervous or uncomfortable, especially when he has to deal with other people. And, well, I don't think that charity's in his nature, no wonder he was unsure about his goals. I read somewhere that it was his wife who gave him these ideas back when he was the CEO of Microsoft Corporation.

88 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7113 16:37 [No]

>>79 I am wearing one (1) (One) SMUG GRIN

89 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7113 17:26 [No]

>>85
Were you stabbed? Was it a physical assault or a metaphorical "backstab" by one of your friends?

90 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7113 17:48 [No]

>>89
I was stabbed with a hypodermic needle. Although, "injected" might fit better than "stabbed".

91 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7113 18:05 [No]

Like this?
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92 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7113 18:27 [No]

>>91
Thankfully, no! I barely even felt it go in.

In other news, thank you to whoever it was here who mentioned Boatmurdered, it's one of the best things I've read in a long time!

93 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7113 21:39 [No]

It isn't a micropenis, it's one-size-fits-all!

94 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7114 17:02 [No]

Get outta my face, sushi.

95 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7114 19:39 [No]

That was the most incredible orgasm of my life. My knees still feel slightly weak.

96 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7114 20:07 [No]

>>95
What did you do for that? I'd like to do it to. I like having incredible orgasms.

97 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7114 22:05 [No]

>>96
I dressed up like a little girl, then put a vibrating electric shaver up my butt. This isn't the first time I've done it, but the first few times I came almost straight away, which was no good. This time, though...

98 Name: Minister of Shaving : 1993-09-7114 22:10 [No]

>>97
That's incorrect shaving tool usage

99 Name: Minister of Creative Masturbation : 1993-09-7114 22:14 [No]

>>98
don't listen to this guy, listen to your heart.
and the sound of a vibrating electric shaver...

100 Name: Minister Killer : 1993-09-7114 23:10 [No]

I killed all the ministers. They're all dead. Every single one.

101 Name: Minister of Immortality : 1993-09-7115 00:09 [No]

>>100
try me, murderer.

102 Name: Minister of Not Being Dead : 1993-09-7115 00:16 [No]

I have a very specific job.

103 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7115 00:50 [No]

Minister fever is sweeping the 4-ch!

104 Name: Minister of Diagnoses : 1993-09-7115 01:55 [No]

>>103
my studies show that these symptoms are closer to a mania, rather than a fever.

105 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7115 01:58 [No]

Well, I have now browsed all 482 pages of my waifu's danbooru tag. At twenty images per page, that's a total of 9640 images, of which I have saved a mere 335 (or 3.475%). I feel so fulfilled.

106 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7115 02:00 [No]

Whoops, missed one; it was actually 336.

107 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7115 02:50 [No]

Look at these poppy lagones.

108 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7115 05:45 [No]

What should I learn to get a job in web design? I know the basics (HTML,CSS,javascript) and a bit of php and so on, but there are a million other technologies out there and I'm not sure what to study.

109 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7115 05:51 [No]

>>108
And when I say web design I really mean web development, I have a bit of interest in design, but my main focus is the technology, not the design itself. I wonder if I should learn Hadoop or SQL or other crazy database stuff.

110 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7115 07:03 [No]

PROTIP for people in the Choose Your Own Adventure thread:
You can use the 'q' flag to easily see all the posts that link to a particular number.
For example: http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1355706703/q37

111 Name: Minister of Website Development : 1993-09-7115 12:16 [No]

>>108
Perl, Ruby, SQL, the rest is mostly just scripts for webservers.

112 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7115 13:20 [No]

I'm going on a march
Because I want Britain to be about British

113 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7115 13:40 [No]

Personally, I want Britain to be about Scandinavians.

114 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7115 13:58 [No]

I thought Britain was a country, not a story or a play or anything that could be 'about' anything in particular

115 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7115 14:10 [No]

I thought Britannia could rule again if we only followed the worms.

116 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7115 14:27 [No]

Why didn't the suicide bombers who tried to kill hitler just shoot him

117 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7115 15:05 [No]

And the 20 july bombing, why didn't they used suppressed pistols instead

118 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7115 15:49 [No]

Holy shit, i3 is so powerful

119 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7115 16:41 [No]

Skim is from the top. I come from the cream of the crop.

120 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7115 18:26 [No]

How the hell is the notion that something done by a human can be 'inhuman' so prevalent? It's the fucking no true scotsman fallacy. what the HELL...

121 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7115 18:40 [No]

HELL

122 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-7115 19:25 [No]

Manga I ordered came in the mail way earlier than expected.

123 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7115 19:52 [No]

Yesterday's was much better.

124 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7115 22:04 [No]

Sociopaths love calcium!

125 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7116 01:13 [No]

If you walk without rhythm, you won't attract the worm.

126 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7116 02:34 [No]

>>120
It's generally meant as a comparison to some "ideal" human, I suppose, not that that makes it any more useful.

127 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7116 03:30 [No]

...you'll just attract Fremen

128 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7116 13:46 [No]

EYE PEE SIX

129 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7116 15:32 [No]

TANEDA DIES!!!!

130 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7116 17:28 [No]

(≧▽≦) >>127

131 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7116 18:32 [No]

Iodine is an old friend of mine. We go way back.

132 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7116 20:46 [No]

I hear Venus is lovely this time of year.

133 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7117 01:40 [No]

A pickup truck with a flat tire just rolled by my place and inspired my inner 7 year old to yell "And when dey's flat, dago wop wop wop!"

Going to take me about 15 minutes to get back in the zone after that :(

134 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7117 13:03 [No]

Perhaps I'm through the worst of it?

135 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7117 16:38 [No]

I ought to be a little more cautious with what I post to the internet. Ah well, what's the worst that could happen...

136 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7117 17:42 [No]

>>135
We're on to you, citizen. Back to work.

137 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7117 18:47 [No]

Why do I keep making up scientific terms? What the fuck is an "entropic tendency"‽

138 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7117 21:06 [No]

I never heard "godzillion" but I like it. Would a Japanese person call it "gojiriion"?

139 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7118 03:21 [No]

>>135
Be kidnapped, tortured and killed?

140 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7118 09:05 [No]

Let's chemicals!

141 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7118 16:17 [No]

Well, would you look at that; it appears to have cut all the way to the bone.

142 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7118 17:15 [No]

>>141
This sounds unpleasant...

143 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7118 18:15 [No]

There should be a T-shirt with a subcultural meaning to the effect that whomever (preference encoded somehow) recognizes the shirt should tip their hat accordingly to propose casual sex with the wearer. Like a hanky code, but for non-faggots.

144 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7118 18:18 [No]

>>135
Beheading in front of a webcam, on the internet?

145 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7118 18:30 [No]

You see, the most amazing thing is that this isn't even the first time that my home has been invaded by break dancing ocelots.

146 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7118 18:34 [No]

A casual sex? I have never had even a regular one!

147 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7119 00:52 [No]

What if I'm the mental one?

148 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7119 06:05 [No]

w00t i'm a pandar

149 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7119 08:48 [No]

I can wait.

150 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7119 12:07 [No]

I'll go down to the meadow at 3AM and scream until my throat hurts. But why? In frustration? To deny the very existence of the unpleasantries that have driven me to this point? No, for I love these as I love every facet of my life. Thus I shall scream for no reason at all.

151 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7119 16:40 [No]

If I sit here long enough, they'll stop knocking.

152 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7119 18:51 [No]

Wattsmaaaaan

153 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7119 18:59 [No]

So why don't I give up, anyway?

154 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7120 10:10 [No]

Inb4 all unprotected wi-fi routers get wiped out in the US.

155 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7120 10:32 [No]

My darling little brick-fish-cat-baby.

156 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7120 16:48 [No]

I hate my Shrekonomics class. It's driving me ogre the edge!

157 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7120 17:43 [No]

>>150
That sounds nice.
There are so many times when I see something on textboards that look like it would be in a black textbox of a manga which it is the main characters inner monologue.

158 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7120 18:40 [No]

Woah, I never noticed that advertisement on the front page before.

159 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7120 19:01 [No]

Fixing a stupid error took the solving time down from 14 seconds to 2 seconds! And it's probably more correct too, which is always nice!

160 Name: CRINKLY : 1993-09-7120 19:50 [No]

http://bombermine.com/#/play haha this is great! Come and play DQN?

161 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7120 20:49 [No]

>>156
check yourself before you shrek yourself

162 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7121 00:28 [No]

I just turned 24!

163 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7121 01:11 [No]

>>160
Ping more than 3000 ms? What the hell, man? How are you going to play a competitive video game with pings over even 100!

>>162
I wish I was as young...

164 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7121 04:05 [No]

wwrrrsshhhwww (DOONDOON DOONDOON DOONDOON DOONDOODOOT DOONDOON DOONDOON DOONDOON DOONDOODOOT) WARANG! (DOONDOON etc) WEEEEEE WARANG! DOOTLE DEETLE DOOTLE DEE! DOOTLEE DEETLE DOOTLE DEE! WOOP WOOP! DOOTLE DEETLE DOOTLE DEE! DOOTLEE DEETLE DOOTLE DEE! WAP WAP WAP! DOOTLE DEETLE DOOTLE DEE! DOOTLEE DEETLE DOOTLE WOODLEOODLE! WOEEEEEEEE! HOOTLE EEDEET! HOODLEDEET! WOODLEY DOODLEY DEEEEEEE! HOOTLE EEDEET! HOODLEDEET! WOODLEY DOOLEY DEEEEHEEEE! HOOLEDOOLEHEEEEE DOODLEHOODLE HEEEDEEEEEEEE!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Snatcher!

165 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7121 10:07 [No]

That's it! No food until you've finished that essay!

166 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7121 10:23 [No]

How do I unlearn dumbed-down silly American English and learn British instead?

167 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7121 11:36 [No]

I'll substitute your face with a bloodied pulp!

168 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7121 12:45 [No]

>>166
Join British forums (if there are any any more)! Change your computer's default language! Move to England!

169 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7121 16:45 [No]

>>166
Change your browser's language to English UK. If it has a spellchecker, it will help you Anglicise yourself.

170 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7121 16:48 [No]

>>166
Take in heavy loads of Arab dick until you feel sufficiently British

171 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7121 18:05 [No]

>>162 Hope you're having a nice day!

172 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7122 01:18 [No]

Chip Cheezum is adorable

173 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7122 01:42 [No]

>>168
But I'd rather move to Sweden. It's a nice place, albeit a bit cold.

>>169
Thank you, it might help me put "U" where it is due. Although the language of the web itself is a sort of pidgin.

174 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7122 02:41 [No]

What if everyone was a Snatcher?

175 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7122 02:43 [No]

>>169

>Anglicise

Funnily enough, the Oxford English Dictionary recommends -ize (e.g. Anglicize). -ize goes back over 500 years and isn't an Americanism like most people believe.

176 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7122 10:37 [No]

Poor Youmu! I didn't want to make her cry.

177 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7122 11:46 [No]

>>175 I don't know if I'll ever be able to bring myself to use -ize

178 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7122 12:14 [No]

I haven't been to the Superstructure for months. I must have missed two or three of these threads. I'm not sure whether to feel good or bad about this.

179 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7122 12:52 [No]

I rather dislike the words “coding” and “gamer”.
Calling yourself a ‘gamer’ is like proclaiming you're a ‘fan of music’, and if you're ‘gaming’ rather than ‘playing computer games’ you're probably giving a little too much merit to a not-uncommon hobby. Contrast with pro gamer, where ‘gaming’ actually produces an income and provides entertainment for observers.
Also, the act of ‘coding’ as opposed to programming makes it sound like you're bashing away at your keyboard and coincidentally producing text that resembles a computer program, rather than thinking about what you are doing and then programming the computer to solve a problem. It kind of implies you're not actually planning on running the program at the end, you're just producing code. In a professional setting, the distinction becomes that a code monkey codes and a software developer programs - one is a distinctly more cerebral and respectable career; the other is a job right at the bottom of the chain.

180 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7122 13:54 [No]

>>179
I agree but I can never express this without sounding bitter.

After all, game players (awkward) do have their own subculture, even if it's an annoying one they don't deserve.

181 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7122 13:57 [No]

The eternal Sunday sale [DFS]

182 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7122 17:39 [No]

How many supersecret text boards are out there?

183 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7122 17:52 [No]

>>182
not enough

184 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7122 19:10 [No]

I'm going to the store to buy short pants and melatonin. I am so happy about that.

185 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7122 20:30 [No]

KEION! ( ˃ ヮ˂)

186 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7122 20:36 [No]

>>185
That reminds me, I recently heard an eccentric white haired physics professor mention K-On! (or so I thought). Turns out he actually said kaon.

187 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7122 20:51 [No]

I wonder if they're talking about that new Firefox OS developer phone....

188 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7123 00:46 [No]

>>187
http://www.geeksphone.com/ how do I get one from them? Do I have to pretend that I am a developer who is going to develop... stuff?

189 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7123 01:07 [No]

>>188

>Keon

Seems "K-On!" variations are the order of the day.

190 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7123 01:08 [No]

>>189
D'oh, just realized that's the point.

Lack of links in thoughts can be confusing sometimes...

191 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7123 07:20 [No]

I don't feel I think

192 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7123 11:06 [No]

>>191
burn the heretic

193 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7123 11:18 [No]

I think >>191 meant "Something that I do not feel is the fact that I think" so everyone is okay here.

194 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7123 12:32 [No]

I don't like pringles.

195 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7123 17:07 [No]

Is there a broken <div> tag on this page?

196 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7123 18:09 [No]

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197 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7123 19:13 [No]

This is my life http://static4.fjcdn.com/comments/Science+motherfucker+_d7860a39f58b3b629b7a17d2d5f65d05.png

198 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7123 19:21 [No]

>>188
I dunno man but I want one. I'll be installing FFOS on my phone once it's done though.

199 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7123 19:49 [No]

This is simply what I pay for my transgressions. Don't worry about me.

200 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7123 20:16 [No]

>>195
I hate it

201 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7123 20:21 [No]

I want to tell everyone I know about this website but I can't. It's not like they'd really care anyway.

202 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7123 21:42 [No]

>>198
Why? It's going to be yet another platform that looks like everything else, but without any decent. To make things worse, HTML5, whilst making app developing easier and being native on FFOS, just screams SLOOOOOOOOOW.

Just get yourself a decent UI or theme for Android and get over it.

I really want Xiaomi Mi2 which has incredible hardware for its price and great-looking customizable MIUI, but I'm so unsure because you have to buy it from Chinese resellers.

203 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7123 21:50 [No]

Please stop abbreviating Firefox as FF. The preferred term is Fx or fx. Thank you.

204 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7123 22:09 [No]

>>203
that's really fucking stupd

205 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7123 23:04 [No]

So what will make Firefox OS any better than any other software that runs on a phone? Is it just to desaturate the market a little?

206 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7123 23:05 [No]

>>203
It's a fox and it's on fire, so it's FF.

Fx means forex or effects.

207 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7124 00:19 [No]

I miss the old "ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought" thread...

208 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7124 00:22 [No]

A$AP

209 Name: Minister of Netscape : 1993-09-7124 00:34 [No]

>>203 Actually it would be best to call it "The Mozilla stand alone browser package" since it is just the inferior version of Seamonkey/the Mozilla browser bundle and the old netscape browser bundle on which both are based.

210 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7124 03:45 [No]

ttp://www.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/releases/1.0.6.html

> 8. How do I spell Firefox? How do I abbreviate it?
> Firefox is spelled F-i-r-e-f-o-x - only the first letter capitalized (i.e. not FireFox, not Foxfire, FoxFire or whatever else a number of folk seem to think it to be called.) The preferred abbreviation is "Fx" or "fx".

What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1, should just stick with Mosaic.

211 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7124 05:12 [No]

There's nothing like waking up really early, like at 4 AM, and having a beer. I think I might set my alarm for 4 AM, wake up and have a beer.

212 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7124 06:10 [No]

>>210

>The preferred abbreviation is "Fx" or "fx"

Preferred by the devs, not the general FF using public.

213 Name: Minister of Abbreviations : 1993-09-7124 10:44 [No]

>>209
I thereby change the browser's acronym from "FF" to "MSA Bro-Pa".

214 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7124 10:47 [No]

>>213
( ・ω・) A little brother‽

215 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7124 11:37 [No]

>>210
Okay, great, now you've proven your superiority, can we get on with the thread?

216 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7124 11:46 [No]

I wish the Earth had more than one moon.

217 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7124 13:25 [No]

I probably consume WAY too much sugar, but fuck off cutting down any time soon!

218 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7124 14:39 [No]

There are few things as satisfying as decieving someone without telling them any lies.

219 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7124 15:48 [No]

I wish I was addicted to something.

220 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7124 18:19 [No]

My captcha is che, which just reminds me that Che was not so much a courageous revolutionary as he was a sadistic murderous fuck.

221 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7124 18:31 [No]

I keep thinking about all the things I'll never experience in my lifetime and it makes me sad.

222 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7124 18:53 [No]

Is it true that "cunt" is the most offensive word in British English and "nigger" is the most offensive in American English?

223 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7124 21:13 [No]

Dammit, I had that twelve minute window as well.

224 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7124 22:05 [No]

"Silence is screaming", you say? Couldn't've put it better myself.

225 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7125 04:30 [No]

http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/XXXXXXXXX/-n

returns the first n number of posts

http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/XXXXXXXXX/rn

returns n number of random posts

http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/XXXXXXXXX/ln

returns the last n posts

http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/XXXXXXXXX/qn

returns post n and all posts quoting it

Are there more?

226 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7125 09:54 [No]

So why the sapphire, anyway?

227 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7125 11:27 [No]

>>225
Don't forget the possibility of combining numbers with commas and dashes, which even have the ability to count backwards.
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/q189,56-53,r4

228 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7125 16:43 [No]

By the time Pricilla put the Al Green on, the bottle was gone.

229 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7125 16:52 [No]

Emesis, screaming and crying are not my domain.

230 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7125 21:55 [No]

I could totally make amazing things on a tablet.

231 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7125 22:01 [No]

Don't kid yourself darling; that was not a lifestyle choice, that was what we call "running away".

232 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7125 22:44 [No]

Why do governments need all these weapons like missiles which costs hundreds of thousands of dollars to manufacture and billions to develop?

Just shoot moneybags at those poor Charlies and tell them to sod off. I bet they would be more than happy to do that.

233 Name: Darkpiss : 1993-09-7126 00:06 [No]

Relieving myself, I found my new Internet moniker.

234 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7126 00:17 [No]

>>233
Did you wee on your boots in the dark?

235 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7126 01:07 [No]

I forgot how much I love Oldboy! it's been long enough since I last saw it that I only remembered it vaguely so it was an almost-new experience again. I don't like to watch films too much.

236 Name: Darkpiss : 1993-09-7126 01:15 [No]

>>234
Actually, I noticed my urine was distinctly darker than it is usually. Probably because I've been concentrating so much recently.

237 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7126 03:37 [No]

>>236
If you take a Vitamin B supplement, your pee will be bright yellow, especially if you don't hydrate yourself properly.

238 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7126 04:08 [No]

I'm just a little boy in a vast universe.

239 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7126 09:05 [No]

Librarian mode activated.

240 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7126 11:12 [No]

I'm just a tiny bit of stardust.

241 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7126 11:29 [No]

I wonder if paedosexuality is fine yet.

242 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7126 12:08 [No]

You can't be a human and a necrophiliac.

243 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7126 12:14 [No]

>>241
fuck the police

244 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7126 16:55 [No]

Pricilla's in the kitchen, she's mixing drinks. She's mixing one for me I think. And one for Mary Ellen and one for Jane. Pricilla knows how to use a shaker.

245 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7126 17:49 [No]

If your name is almost but not quite "Andrew-kun" and you know a crumpet and a line, check your e-mails. There is something of vital importance.

246 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7126 18:06 [No]

I am Andrew.

247 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7126 18:51 [No]

Wait, so we're all called Andrew, right? What if we're actually the same person, but we travelled back in time so that we could talk to our past self anonymously? I mean, it does sound like the sort of thing I would do...

248 Name: Andrew : 1993-09-7126 20:07 [No]

These last few posts disturb me.

249 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7126 20:29 [No]

But what if we, Andrews, live in the multiverse, and this is a point where a few of Andrew's universes intersect? Thus we all share an impression of living during similar historical events and technological development.

There are probably some other Andrews who still use USENET or who live in the world where they use Gopher instead of HTTP or where North Korea rightfully conquered the world.

A certain Andrew could be still jumping around with a massive piece of tree as a club. Unless his mates ate him.

250 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7126 20:31 [No]

>>243
I don't think that children and kids are allowed to serve in the police force, thus >>241 might be disinterested in your proposal.

251 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7126 21:49 [No]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/93/Hamad_Bin_Khalifa_Al-Thani_with_Obamas.jpg looks like the president of the world and his wife got their teeth out of the same box.

252 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7126 22:46 [No]

The ever growing black stain on my desk is the real proof, though.

253 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7127 10:44 [No]

I sort of want to reread Saya no Uta.

254 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7127 15:52 [No]

I can't believe Peter Payne still hasn't released Saya no Uta.

It's been almost four years! There was even an American comic book adaptation, for Andrew's sake.

255 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7127 20:16 [No]

>>254
I haven't read that adaptation, but I do remember a lot of complaining about how it turned Saya into a fully grown adult. Well, it's an American adaptation - what did you expect?

256 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7127 20:59 [No]

I wonder whether or not http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1355822413/386 realises what "kaki" means in Hungarian.

257 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7127 21:02 [No]

Where are my car keys?

258 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7127 21:11 [No]

Sometimes when I hear a really catchy song, I'll start to enjoy it. But if its lyrics have a romantic theme, I can't bring myself to like it at all.

259 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7127 23:02 [No]

Well, I would have put "widowed", but...

260 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7128 03:37 [No]

Those aren't paper clips.

261 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7128 11:40 [No]

>>256
Basically, it's the same in Russian.

262 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7128 14:14 [No]

I've been dreaming about cats an awful lot recently.

263 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7128 16:31 [No]

Ever since graduating from college I've grown in many ways and deteriorated in others. Experience is overrated and ultimately entropy rules the universe. You don't get better when you get older, you just get different. And yet knowing this I still feel a sense of an irrational superiority over my past self.

264 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7128 18:19 [No]

Recognize that shit! Recognize it! A$AP! Ace fuckin' $AP!

265 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7128 19:51 [No]

Warning Forever was more fun that I expected it to be.

266 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7129 13:11 [No]

That Schizoid choose your own adventure was more fun than I expected it to be.

267 Name: PIERCING QUESTION : 1993-09-7130 01:27 [No]

Could a maid cafe become successful in Chicago?

268 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7130 01:33 [No]

I have a decent - albeit rather bizarre - idea for a visual novel. Perhaps I'll write it. Perhaps I won't.

269 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7130 01:34 [No]

I wonder if Dr. Eggman got his name from the Beatles song.

270 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7130 01:40 [No]

I need a hug.

271 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7130 02:42 [No]

>>267 I'm not sure anything could be successful in Chicago these days.

272 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7130 14:40 [No]

Who's that behind the monitor?

273 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7130 15:54 [No]

>>272
Me! Me! It's me!

274 Name: Darkpiss : 1993-09-7130 16:09 [No]

SOLVE A PUZZLE WITH TEAMWORK

275 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7130 17:52 [No]

It's been a long time since I last wore a tie.

276 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7130 18:58 [No]

I need to scrounge up some money and order shinovi versus

277 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7130 20:00 [No]

I need a job.

278 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7130 22:12 [No]

I need some stuff to sell.

279 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7130 22:30 [No]

My granny's new puppy is so cute

280 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7131 01:06 [No]

Any dokyuns still working on the elitist superiority on VIPPER mincecraft server?

281 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7131 01:12 [No]

>>280
I am still occasionally adding to the Grand Mushroom Palace, whenever I have sufficient time/motivation.

Also, "mincecraft"?

282 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7131 01:19 [No]

>>281
Well, "mincecraft" was a typo, but considering a recent horse meat scandal it seemed like an appropriate little joke.

283 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7131 02:07 [No]

Oh god, what am I doing on the internet? I should be sleeping right now!

284 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7131 04:11 [No]

If you don't pee in your sink, what is the point of the pee trap?

285 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7131 13:22 [No]

>>282
http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Minceraft#Minceraft

286 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7131 17:24 [No]

I'm disappointed in all the forums/boards I visit lately.

287 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7131 19:49 [No]

What a strange and arbitrary condition to set oneself.

288 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7131 21:11 [No]

What the HELP did I decided to 60 credits of work in a language I hadn't know yet?

289 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7132 00:11 [No]

>>288
Was that language English?

290 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7132 09:56 [No]

You're a fungus.

291 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7132 10:53 [No]

In is plausible to poorly grammar with still sense, for amusing.

292 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7132 11:15 [No]

My head's spinning! The little people inside my head will get dizzy.

293 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7132 16:03 [No]

i love node.js and handlebars and socket.io and shoot me please?

294 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7132 16:07 [No]

Zest. Steez.

295 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7132 16:14 [No]

>>293
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296 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7132 20:03 [No]

>>293
someone is using bad-ass rockstar tech...

297 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7132 20:20 [No]

>>293
What's wrong with liking node.js?

298 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7132 23:55 [No]

You used the words "whilst" and "fortnight" in the same sentence. In a job interview.

299 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7132 23:59 [No]

>>297
It's not bad for small projects

300 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7133 01:25 [No]

I LOVE JS

301 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7133 01:28 [No]

HEY LOOK I GOT THE GET BUT DIDNT NOTICE HAHAHAHAHAHA HEHEHEHEH HOHOHOHOHOH HAHAHAHAHA

302 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7133 02:23 [No]

Things are getting really personal today!

303 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7133 04:31 [No]

>>296
bad ass-rockstar

304 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7133 09:13 [No]

bass-door stockrar

305 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7133 09:17 [No]

How can so few people make so much noise‽

306 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7133 11:15 [No]

>>303 I do that all the time now ever since someone posted about that here a long time ago

307 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7133 11:45 [No]

The splintering pattern is quite beautiful in its own way.

308 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7133 17:10 [No]

Ah yes, we've been expecting you. You'll have to be recorded before you're officially released. There are a number of ways we can do this, and the choice is yours.

309 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7133 17:47 [No]

I am a man more sinned against than sinning

310 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7133 19:45 [No]

作りましょう！作りましょう！

311 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7133 19:49 [No]

>>310！
はい！できました！

312 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7133 23:40 [No]

I just found out Chicken has type declarations! This could save so much trouble! Guess what I'm going to spend all day tomorrow doing!

( ° ヮ°) This is genuinely as exciting as my life gets right now!
( ° _ °)

313 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7134 00:00 [No]

I wish I knew how many people were lurking the board at any given minute.

314 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7134 03:20 [No]

I checked my privilege, now what?

315 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7134 04:19 [No]

I want a silk shirt with detachable sleeves no matter what

316 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7134 04:46 [No]

Japanese internet users are so unrefined

317 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7134 06:17 [No]

Is that skank I just fucked made of bean paste?

318 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7134 07:40 [No]

>>317
Take it easy.

319 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7134 08:10 [No]

I'm so close to losing whatever little sanity I have left.
On the other hand, I do wonder what would happen if I were to go full berserk, or perhaps, full retard.

320 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7134 10:05 [No]

>>313
I'd love to know what timezone everyone is in, it's usually dead here unless I stay up really late.

321 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7134 11:15 [No]

Is my keyboard vibrating?

322 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7134 11:41 [No]

>>320
My sleeping patterns and the days are non uniform, so often I will find myself up a 9 and sleeping until 16.

323 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7134 11:44 [No]

The mittens are falling
oh what's this thread I better reply
gosh my post sounds stupid
hmm maybe I should delete that
no it better stay
damn I misspelt something there
oh now I'm talking about that as well
this is like streams in programming
how metacircular my post has ended up.

324 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7134 11:45 [No]

Why is the sun so slow in coming up?

325 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7134 13:49 [No]

wow I am surprised that 4ch is still alive (somewhat)

326 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7134 14:35 [No]

>>325
isn't /dqn/ like the only board active?

you know what, we should disregard all the other boards and post everything here. we could have food threads, fashion threads, touhou threads, armed robbery threads, and all the threads, and the board would be at least a bit more active! even if we collect the single post in months that some boards get... but a faster board will encourage activity. imagine if you could get real time replies here... wait a second, i don't think there's an armed robbery thread somewhere here. i'm going to make one now! to hell with the goddamn mods and their rules!

( ﾟヮﾟ) mountain of posts!

327 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7134 15:38 [No]

Hello everyone, my name is Clonepa

328 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7134 15:47 [No]

>>326 I don't want realtime rplies! It's perfect the way it is!

329 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7134 16:28 [No]

I want more people to post on the other boards.

I secretly hate DQN.

330 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7134 16:33 [No]

>>329
I wish the fashion board was alive ( ´Д｀)

331 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7134 16:37 [No]

>>329
(´・ω・`) I secretly love you.

332 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7134 16:39 [No]

I want everything to stay the same, after years of terrible Juniors and CAPTAIN OBVIOUS posts I think mittons really is a great poster comparatively as an evolution of dokyuns.

333 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7134 16:43 [No]

3 looks like an 8 cut in half

334 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7134 16:55 [No]

FUCK YEAH VITAMIN DROPS

335 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7134 18:00 [No]

I wish the games, anime, manga, fashion, programming, news, tech, food, and language boards were alive.

BUT I LIKE THE IDEA OF POSTING EVERYTHING HERE. LET'S TALK TO SQEEKS.

336 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7134 18:00 [No]

Why were there a sudden and unexpected surge of activity in
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1363119380/ at 1400Z,
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/ at 1630Z and
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1344686994/ at 1700Z?

337 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7134 20:06 [No]

ARE WE BEING INVADED?

338 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7134 20:54 [No]

I really do love spirals.

339 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7135 01:48 [No]

>>332
Yeah, DQN has actually been pretty good these days, although I do sort of miss all the song threads of yesteryear.

340 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7135 03:41 [No]

>>339
Then start one. Those all worked because people actually sang them, if you make one and sing it they will re emerge.

341 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7135 09:06 [No]

I just DOMINATED that exam. 100%!

342 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7135 11:43 [No]

Juveniles? Captain Oblivious? Matrons? Who are you talking about, >>332?!

343 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7135 12:20 [No]

Have you heard? Youtube is changing their channel layout once again! It looks even more of an arse than before.

344 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7135 12:49 [No]

Hence, my head is soft and hollow.

345 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7135 15:58 [No]

Hypothesis
A lower case "s" is the same as an upper case "S" in a smaller font.

Methodology
The font size of a capital "S" will be reduced using HTML <sub> tags. This will be compared against an unaltered lower case "s", and a capital "S" as a control.

Results
s _S S
s_SS

Analysis
They sort of look the same? I'm not sure.

Conclusion
Difficult to tell, really.

Evaluation
If I really cared, I would open up a word document and use actual different font sizes. Alas, I don't care that much.

346 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7135 19:39 [No]

♬♫♪◖(●◡●)◗♪♫♬

347 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7135 19:48 [No]

Here is a comparison of a capital letter "S" surrounded by "sub" and "sup" pairs of tags in comparison with a small letter "s"
_^S s

348 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7135 20:54 [No]

Quick, somebody! Tell me to write a visual novel!

349 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7135 21:17 [No]

>>348
Install ren py. Python being a pushover language should be easy to learn, you will probably even have time to write intercal bindings for the visual novel engine.

350 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7135 21:36 [No]

>>349
Thank you. I promise that if and when the VN reaches completion, I shall share it with the rest of you.

351 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7135 23:30 [No]

>>340 You are right, I have the DQN Music page from tanasinn.info bookmarked on my desktop with plans to put the unrecorded ones to music, I should get round to it properly.

352 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7135 23:46 [No]

Tube tops look stupid

353 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7136 01:07 [No]

If I was to upload a VN I did once in ren'py , what do I upload? The whole folder with all the dialogue and sprites etc. or do is there a all-in-one file I can make from it/find I've already made buried in a folder somewhere? It's been a few years since I did it...

354 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7136 03:21 [No]

It's not fun if it's the same person.

355 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7136 03:41 [No]

It annoys me that "sage" sticks in my link field for the next time I post.

356 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7136 03:49 [No]

>>353
Compress it into a tar bzip2 archive, the whole thing, and upload it to some shady file site.

357 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7136 11:23 [No]

>>356 hmmm I found it but I won't share it because it's just my Japanese coursework, I introduce myself to Ultraman and tell him of my hometown and interests, and he asks for my number because he fanices me, and then I go on a date with a girl and buy her a camera or something.

358 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7136 14:47 [No]

why is formula 1.
why.

359 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7136 16:27 [No]

Only 1 or 2 more days

360 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7136 16:51 [No]

(・з(´ー｀ ) *smooch*

361 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7136 17:12 [No]

>>360
So cute

362 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7136 17:49 [No]

>>358 I nearly bought Formula 1 for PS1 from a charity shop the other day, the first one that was on Demo One where the McLaren cars are orangey-red and white like a Marlboro packet, but I bought Carmageddon instead.

363 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7136 18:28 [No]

>>341
Wow! Congratulations! I want to be like you!

364 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7136 18:55 [No]

How is it a childish dream? 8-year-olds can't even become astronauts.

365 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7136 18:58 [No]

>>364
Yes they can.

366 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7137 00:34 [No]

>>365
Nobody wants to become an astronaut. It's tedious, it's boring, and it won't make you famous any more.

367 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7137 00:38 [No]

I haven't posted in this thread for a while now. Too many other exciting threads going on, I suppose.

368 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7137 01:11 [No]

>>366
Bullshit; your point of view; is that so? Even if so, there's people that want to be space sailors for 'reasons' other that 'it will make them famous'.

369 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7137 01:29 [No]

>>368
We suppose that in this matter, one's perspective can change depending on one's position.

The Cold War, or, as some call it, the Protracted Struggle endangered all of humanity. But at the same time, it is profoundly sad to look at all the fiftysomething former Cosmonaut-Heroes-of-the-Soviet-Union-in-training who trained for their entire lives only to see everything fall apart in 1991. They will never set foot in a Soyuz capsule, none of them. What will they do with their lives now? We are told that in Russia today there is a severe social problem with widespread alcoholism. I wonder whether this sort of thing might partially explain it.

370 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7137 01:31 [No]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/10/Thetriumphofdeath.jpg

This painting is just asking to be modified into a Where's Wally picture.

371 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7137 01:56 [No]

>>369
I'd say that in all matters one's perspective can change depending on one's circumstances.

>I wonder whether this sort of thing might partially explain it.

Whoa, I didn't knew there were so many former cosmonauts-in-training in Russia. ( ˃ ヮ˂)

372 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7137 02:16 [No]

>>370
Does that zombie on the horse have a penis?

373 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7137 02:21 [No]

call me oatmeal

374 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7137 05:27 [No]

I want to escape this shitty world

375 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7137 06:02 [No]

Why do some people generalize so much

376 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7137 06:12 [No]

Ah, we will see.

377 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7137 10:54 [No]

>>368
Oh, probably because they think it's "romantic", don't they?

But it's just regular missions to ISS nowadays. The Space Race is over. The adventurous spirit is in the past.

Being the astronaut is all about hard training and restricted living for a chance to orbit this planet for a few months.

I'm afraid that being a space craft designer is more fun.

378 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7137 11:22 [No]

Bullshit, I'm the Batman!

379 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7137 15:50 [No]

Now might be a good time to simply bury my head in my hands and weep.

380 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7137 18:38 [No]

>>377 is DQN

381 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7137 19:21 [No]

There's a beautiful garden in my mind.

382 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7137 20:15 [No]

Only 6 more years until the Macross lands.

383 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7137 20:18 [No]

>>373
You are oatmeal.

384 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7137 23:35 [No]

I just knew that add remove change one word thread would go gay and stay gay.

Just knew it.

385 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7138 00:35 [No]

Post on the other boards you cancerous fuckwads.

386 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-7138 01:35 [No]

TOMORROW TODAY

387 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7138 01:38 [No]

no post everything here

388 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7138 01:48 [No]

Glenn Bexican

389 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7138 02:23 [No]

http://i.imgur.com/b3K4rXO.jpg
Getting ready for springtime

390 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7138 03:23 [No]

>>389 nice shirt dude i would totally wear a shirt like that

I was just at a party tonight and I wore a black Costa Coffee shirt I got from a week's barista training I did once

391 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7138 17:49 [No]

A shame that I can read your mind.

392 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7138 18:45 [No]

That iteration thread went to shit.

393 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7138 18:47 [No]

I sort of want to make a thread in /fashion/... Should I make it here?

394 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7138 18:50 [No]

>>392
Well then improve it!

>>393
I'd recommend making it there first. If it doesn't take off, perhaps try it here.

395 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7138 19:09 [No]

>>390
I like Costa Coffee! Even the coffee-making robots they have in petrol stations make tasty coffee.

Now I want coffee.

396 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-7138 19:40 [No]

I hate visual basic, and everything about it.

397 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7138 20:35 [No]

>>393
I don't really know. A WAYWT thread or a recent/potential purchases thread.

398 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7138 23:02 [No]

Yes...yes...they're making posts on other boards...the plan is working...kekekekeek

399 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7139 03:16 [No]

hahaaaa munster cookie

munster cookie

400 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7139 03:56 [No]

I want tea

does anyone have tea

401 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7139 09:07 [No]

I feel great! I can remember my leg!

402 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7139 13:58 [No]

>>395 I don't like coffee, when they trained me I had to taste-test it after and i was like ( ˃ -˂) ...yup... tastes good...

403 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7139 15:24 [No]

THIS IS INADORO

YOU KNOW

INADORO

404 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7139 16:55 [No]

I wish that I could naturally exude dramatic violin music like that.

405 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7139 22:57 [No]

She doesn't wake up as early as a baker.

406 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7140 01:14 [No]

Drop your panties, >>396; I cannot wait until lunchtime!

407 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7140 01:50 [No]

Hello. I'm the walrus and I'm crying.

408 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7140 04:53 [No]

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409 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7140 05:08 [No]

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410 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7140 07:18 [No]

help

411 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7140 08:41 [No]

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412 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7140 08:50 [No]

Well, at least I'm not ill.

Hehe.

Heh.

413 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7140 10:00 [No]

I woke up thinking in code again... godfuqindamn

414 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7140 11:01 [No]

>>413
Have you been thinking about programming before you got in bed?

415 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7140 11:23 [No]

I was human, once.

416 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7140 15:57 [No]

I wish I had someone to exchange texts with

417 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7140 17:53 [No]

Life has deprived me of my interesting thoughts.

418 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7140 18:22 [No]

>>414
Well, it should've been any other day because I actually did something else (played computer games) before going to bed last night. Maybe it was withdrawals.

419 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7140 19:29 [No]

>>418
Well, if you formulate your problem right before falling asleep, you have a nice chance to wake with a solution or two next morning. That's just how our brains work.

420 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7140 19:36 [No]

>>419
no

421 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7140 19:39 [No]

>>413,418
Kids these days write 'fuqin' without contemplating its true meaning.

422 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7140 20:36 [No]

It is my duty to post in this thread.

423 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7140 20:42 [No]

Well hello there, Mr Antichrist. Pleasure to meet you again.

424 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7140 21:05 [No]

>>419 I should just let you know I (>>418) am not >>420
It wasn't a particular problem or anything, there was just a bunch of parentheses and symbols in my brain as I woke up. It probably compiled.
Also I would like the wise sage >>421 to elaborate

425 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7140 21:18 [No]

>>420
If you smoke weed they don't.

426 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7140 21:22 [No]

It is my pleasure to post in this thread!

427 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7141 12:13 [No]

>>408 >>409 >>411 I can never decide if smoked salmon or gikoneko is my favorite AA character.

428 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7141 12:16 [No]

>>427
Your favourite AA character is Shii.

429 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7141 15:54 [No]

I like horses they're my friends.

430 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7141 17:15 [No]

>>427

Oh, it's obviously the salmon. Giko is not even 1/10 as cute.

431 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7141 18:37 [No]

>>430
Hey, you're right!
>>428
Nope! You're wrong!

432 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7141 19:14 [No]

Niggers sucking my dick for a fiver.

433 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7141 19:31 [No]

^DQN

434 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7141 19:32 [No]

Only a week until the next full moon.

435 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7142 07:22 [No]

The most cute AA for me is Shimamura-kun. He wears a cap and a sweater and he is bald. I also like rozen slap. I want to slap everyone with rozen slap in every thread, just because I like to see rozen slap.

436 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7142 07:51 [No]

>>435
He is absolutely adorable.

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437 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7142 09:17 [No]

( ﾟДﾟ) Charlotte!
(*ﾟーﾟ) SHOTA!

( ﾟДﾟ) Charlotte!
(*ﾟーﾟ) SHOTA!

438 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7142 10:15 [No]

My current thought is some kind of noise. It's sharp and blue to the left and greener to the right.

439 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7142 10:19 [No]

Today, we end this!

440 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7142 11:53 [No]

Colorless green ideas are snoring up a storm right now.

441 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7142 12:04 [No]

Rinse my brain first.

442 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7142 12:25 [No]

>>435
I like the smoked salmon the most.

443 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7142 13:16 [No]

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444 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7142 15:51 [No]

ふわふわ

445 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7142 17:16 [No]

I recently got into making western smiley faces with words for noses

:addiction)
:fermented)
:maniac)

446 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7142 17:23 [No]

>>445 haha that is ridonkulous

447 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7142 18:00 [No]

WHY DIDNT anyone tell me they made an anime using MMD

448 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7142 20:54 [No]

Can you import parts to 3DCG from MMD? I know that there are tools to do it the other way around.

449 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7142 21:13 [No]

What a beautiful cat.

450 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7143 00:39 [No]

there's a cute little girl in my bed doing big snores hee hee d'awwwww

451 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7143 02:00 [No]

>>443
I lik dis.

452 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7143 04:01 [No]

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453 Name: miles : 1993-09-7143 06:03 [No]

theres so much salmon i could die right now and be the happiest man on earth

454 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7143 08:52 [No]

I am happy.

455 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7143 10:10 [No]

>>452
This could be…
The best post?

456 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7143 12:43 [No]

Good god, you're hideous.

457 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7143 21:16 [No]

>>452
Someone draw this.

458 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7144 00:00 [No]

Surprise! Turns out I was a communist all along!

459 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7144 00:41 [No]

>>457
http://i.imgur.com/NSSYoFg.png
Use this until someone talented gets around to it

460 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7144 01:52 [No]

>>457
Here.
http://i.imgur.com/uWeeXeU.jpg
My friend drew this. Blows my shitty one out of the water

461 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7144 13:16 [No]

What in Christ's name am I watching?

462 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7144 21:57 [No]

100% of Assassin's Creed IV players will be pirates.

463 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7145 03:16 [No]

Shut up! Listen to my song!

464 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7145 05:09 [No]

>>463 okay let me hear it

465 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7145 11:30 [No]

Dammit, I hate having to feed myself so often. Why can't I just photosynthesise instead?

466 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7145 16:01 [No]

adasfjbvhcgghghghggffdghfdfewefhjovkdysudidbchfrweugvgfaude

467 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7145 16:09 [No]

Dear DQN,

Today I finally replaced my ancient CRT monitor with a flatscreen one. I feel like I have lost a part of myself.

468 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7145 17:47 [No]

>>467
Why not use both in parallel?

469 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7145 19:16 [No]

I need more chaos in my life.

470 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7145 20:37 [No]

I want to stop fapping.

471 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7145 21:18 [No]

>>467
Such a fine refresh rate,
Wouldn't you like to masturbate,
'Till you feel the pain of loss,
A monitor you can't degauss　♪

472 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7146 05:31 [No]

Is it just me or are some artists deleting their works from Pixiv?

473 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7146 05:36 [No]

>>This. I really should start saving art from Pixiv or anything else that gets me off.

474 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7146 05:43 [No]

>>471
Burma Shave!

475 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7146 05:50 [No]

>>474
HAHAHAHAH HAHAHA HAHA HAHAAAA

476 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7146 11:18 [No]

"Take the long path while in a hurry" makes sense, actually.

477 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7146 11:36 [No]

does anyone have the link to that /neet/ board that got linked on this site a while back?
I lost it and wanted to check it out again and came looking for it.

478 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7146 12:32 [No]

>>471
You're genius!

479 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7146 13:18 [No]

I'm a lonely nocturnal creature. It's probably because I suffer from the imbalance of wits.

480 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7146 13:37 [No]

>>472
I should make a Pixiv account.

481 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7146 14:17 [No]

>>477 it's been down for quite a while http://vip-quality.org/neet/index.html I miss it

482 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7146 14:42 [No]

>>481
thank you kind sir

also WAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIII
IS 8 w/o extras page is up on amazon, I love shuraba harems

483 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7146 19:38 [No]

I long to feel your weight upon my leaves once more, my darling, and your cold white skin beneath my roots.

484 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7146 19:47 [No]

I'm so excited I could fap

485 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7146 20:12 [No]

CloudFlare is down in the UK again.
Why aren't people more bothered?

486 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7147 02:52 [No]

I don't understand kimoi AA. What the heck is it supposed to be?

487 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7147 05:47 [No]

MY HEADACHE IS KILLING ME OH GOD WHY WON'T IT STOP

488 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7147 07:57 [No]

>>486
You mean like (◞≼●≻◟◞౪◟◞≺●≽◟) or（☝ ՞ਊ ՞）☝ or ☜(:♛ฺ;益;♛ฺ;)☞ or ァ ',、',、ヾ(o;;*;;´;▽;｀;;*o)ノ ',、', ? You may know that kimoi is short for kimochi warui, or gross/disgusting/butt-ugly. I'm guessing any so-called kimoi AA is just supposed to be kind of ugly.

489 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7147 08:56 [No]

I wish I had an armpit fetish.

490 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7147 10:47 [No]

>>472
They do. I have once found a bunch of cutest pictures ever and then I got around to saving them (after a couple of weeks of them idling in browser tabs), I discovered that a good half of them were deleted!

491 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7147 16:57 [No]

（☝ ՞ਊ ՞）☝ me gusta

492 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7147 18:36 [No]

話したい、花死体。

493 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7147 20:42 [No]

（☝ ՞ਊ ՞）☝ Question

494 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7147 20:48 [No]

I could do with some KOKORO NO SAPURIMENTO myself, you know.

495 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7147 21:10 [No]

how is the 'inherent human rights' bullshit so widely accepted what the HELL

496 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7147 21:17 [No]

>>495
It's better if you view human rights as an ideal or a goal to work towards, rather than something inherent.

497 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7147 22:18 [No]

>>496
Don't tell me what to do, and I don't think you thought that through.

...Well, I guess the answer is simple... Most people simply 'take them for granted' without ever thinking much about them, and some people are even scared to 'question them'... I've know that for a while, but it's depressing as HELL to think about it. (that most people don't question them)

498 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7147 23:23 [No]

>>488
Why do so many of them have tanasinny bits on their faces?

499 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7148 00:25 [No]

>>477 the guy is now known as formerneet in places, guess he doesn't care about us anymore

500 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7148 00:40 [No]

>>498
Aren't the tanasinn ∴higs us∵lly tri∴∵gul∴r like thi∴∵∴∵∴∵∴

And tanasinn doesn't have a monopoly over those symbols, isn't it...

501 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7148 01:02 [No]

>>500
Yeah, the dots can also just be freckles, pimples or whatever.

>>497
No need to be uncivil. I don't think >>496 was telling you what to do. Also, I can't speak for everyone, but when I learned about the concept of inherent human rights back in middle school, I did think about it for a while. I didn't take it for granted. However, I eventually decided that the concept is necessary for society to function happily. Would you rather live in a country like Somalia where humans have no rights and powerful criminals rule as a result? Sure, you could argue that in modern western society the rich and powerful still rule the world, but at least we're not being raped and murdered because of the whole human rights thing.

502 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7148 02:09 [No]

The appeal to somalia? Suck my cock, >>501.

503 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7148 03:09 [No]

walrus

504 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7148 05:06 [No]

>>502 no u

505 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7148 11:28 [No]

My father was right, calculating prime factors of four digit numbers in your head is fun!

506 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7148 12:46 [No]

My captcha is we. How inspirational.

507 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7148 13:01 [No]

HATE

508 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7148 14:04 [No]

I don't get the whole anti-dubstep attitude that seems common now. It seems like it's just the next "cool to hate" thing, very reminiscent of the old days of "you can't spell crap without rap" (anyone remember that?)

509 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7148 16:09 [No]

I don't understand dubstep. It just sounds like noise to me (and I don't get noise music either). Then again I don't judge people for liking it. I enjoy girly pop music, after all.

510 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7148 18:09 [No]

I really ought to eat something.

511 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7148 19:20 [No]

Head to head, tête-à-tête, come on!

512 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7148 19:37 [No]

Continue until it bleeds.

513 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7148 20:04 [No]

Until it bleeds.

514 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7148 20:16 [No]

Mike Rowe: Inventor of the Mike Rowe phone, Rowe boat, and death Rowe

515 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7148 21:14 [No]

>>508 I hated dubstep before it was cool

516 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7148 22:00 [No]

4-ch.neet

517 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7149 04:09 [No]

BODMAS

518 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7149 08:43 [No]

Seriously who was that retard that came up with the concept of "agree to disagree"? I bet he had nothing to reply to another retard, so he came up with this ridiculous phrase. And his retarded followers were amazed, "Oh my gosh, this is so smart and wise!! I agree to disagree!"

519 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7149 10:32 [No]

CRAWWWWWLING IIIIIIN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIN
THIS VEEEEEEEG WILL NEEEEEEVER PEEEEEEEEEL

520 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7149 10:46 [No]

A couple more hours and it'll all be over, one way or another.

521 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7149 10:47 [No]

I'm so tired

522 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7149 10:54 [No]

I think my right earring hole is growing over.

523 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7149 11:03 [No]

Copy/pasting from Wikipedia? For shame!

524 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7149 11:27 [No]

Oh, you wish you were getting emails from Sanae.

525 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7149 11:38 [No]

>>523
But wikipedia is the sole island of The Truth in the endless sea of lies on the Internet.

526 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7149 12:22 [No]

>>523,525
Citation needed, muthafuqaaaaaaaaaaz!

527 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7149 14:50 [No]

>>509 The "dubstep" that sounds like noise to people is a big part of why people hate dubstep, or at least for heads who were into the original dubstep sound. Originally it was all about bass and space, really big tracks you could feel all through your body from a big soundsystem in dingy little clubs in like London and Bristol, inner-city UK clubs. Then around 2009 some producers started focussing more on who could get the craziest wobbles and the filthiest drops. Then people who heard this kind of dubstep first, started jumping on the bandwagon and taking the filth further. Also because people were listening to these tracks on youtube, through shitty laptop speakers, the big-spacious-bass aspect was lost, and this wave of (mostly American) producers went more with the mid-range cack, "brostep" sound.

Parallels could be drawn with metalcore; originators of this genre started with a new sound crossing metal with hardcore punk, but this was diluted through the years to bands of the last decade being angsty scene kids seeing who could make the most br00tal breakdown. Could also be why a lot of these kids that were into this sort of thing, that would never have given electronic music a chance, took to the aggressive brostep sound so much thanks to Skrillex (previously from shit band From First To Last), Korn's foray into the style, etc.

I guess though that this happens with anything that has a small, passionate following, which then gets watered-down and taken far from its roots to appeal to a wide mainstream audience. Maybe some of us here feel like this about how sites like Reddit and Digg and 4chan have brought the Internet as funny-pictures-with-text to plebs

528 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7149 16:37 [No]

Oh, I'm going to enjoy this one.

529 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7149 17:53 [No]

>>527 http://keep-calm-and-dubstep-on.tumblr.com/ this guy knows what's up

530 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7149 18:10 [No]

>>529
I don't know how much of that “ironic” but irony exemplifies nothing

531 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7149 19:17 [No]

Alabama Stalin

532 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7149 22:17 [No]

When someone is behind my screen, I can't do anything on the internet at all. Even though I know strangers don't care and aren't paying attention, it makes me freeze up.

533 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7149 23:30 [No]

Hello, I am a tree masquerading as a human.

534 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7150 00:01 [No]

I'm so afraid to open mnemosyne right now.

Oh, only 132 scheduled? That's manageable in chunks of twenty-five.

Eh. Too lazy.

535 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7150 04:24 [No]

>>533
You're getting twigs between the keys you jerk!

536 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7150 08:09 [No]

Moderation within reason

537 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7150 11:29 [No]

Don't rush the unfolding or you'll tear the paper.

538 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7150 13:17 [No]

I hate the fact that all the dates say 1993 on posts.
It's not 1993, it's currently 2013!
It makes me worried that I'm losing control of my life.

539 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7150 13:39 [No]

>>538
1993 is forever.

540 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7150 13:43 [No]

>>538
BLASPHEMY!

541 Name: Minidyrt of Conformity : 1993-09-7150 15:23 [No]

>>538
Diadist Cabal confirmed. Prepare for re-education.

542 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7150 16:38 [No]

>>538
It's not 2013! It's September 1993. Always has been. It says so right next to our posts.

543 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7150 18:15 [No]

>>538
NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

CAPTAINS LOG: SUPPLEMENTAL
My captcha is bow, better go practice archery.

544 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7150 19:56 [No]

I find it amusing that >>538 has occupied our thoughts for the past five (now six) posts in this thread.

545 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7150 21:34 [No]

Thanks for taking us to dinner mum, it was really nice, I'm so full

546 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7151 00:02 [No]

Newton's Second Law (for biologists).

547 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7151 00:32 [No]

>>538 is a blasphemer and a cungay. Which is my captcha which is rather mind-boggling.

548 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7151 04:08 [No]

If I get hungry at 3am I can go to the Weffule House just around the corner.

549 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7151 04:24 [No]

I'm bored. I wish I had somebody to play video games or something with right now.

550 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7151 08:51 [No]

Charonplop is a cool name

551 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7151 09:14 [No]

das it mane

552 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7151 09:35 [No]

>>551
please no more

553 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7151 14:06 [No]

I can't post that! It's far too silly.

554 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7151 15:39 [No]

I'm going hiking, with a sword in hand! Bye Channel4!

555 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7151 16:02 [No]

My buttcrack feels funny. I might need to wipe.

556 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7151 16:13 [No]

Hooray, vodka for breakfast!

557 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7151 18:22 [No]

>>554
Are you back? Why did you take a sword?

558 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7151 18:39 [No]

It always gets to about halfway through winter, when I think "ooh it's pretty cold, I need a jacket... but winter will be over soon so there's no point splashing out on a jacket when I'll barely use it till next winter" but today mummy bought me a jacket and some jeans and pants and socks because I can't afford to replace my falling-apart clothes myself. Thanks mum I love my jacket I feel really cool - and cosy!

Thank you for breakfast and and cake as well i love you mummy x x x

559 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7151 18:49 [No]

>>558
The key is to buy all your winter and fall clothes in spring and summer and your spring and summer clothes in the fall and winter. They're on big sales for being out of season.

560 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7151 19:02 [No]

It's a clear night, for the first time in a while. Perhaps I shall go watch the moon again.

561 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7151 19:36 [No]

It's gottsan.

562 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7151 21:26 [No]

But will it make me happy?

563 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7151 22:28 [No]

>>557
Yes! It was fun. And because it's perfect for hacking my way through thick underbrush.

I came upon some loggers cutting wood and throwing it in the back of a truck. I sat down in some ice and watched them until they drove away. They did not notice me.

564 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7151 22:54 [No]

You know, something more elegant. Like a cinder block.

565 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7152 01:23 [No]

penises

566 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7152 01:31 [No]

I can't wait to go to sleep so I can wake up and put my cool jacket back on!

567 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7152 01:44 [No]

>>566
Try wearing it with nothing underneath

568 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7152 02:29 [No]

>>566
Post a pic of it if you want to.

569 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7152 02:33 [No]

I miss Skulltag, if only for the fun of deriding it by calling it "Skullfag."

570 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7152 14:50 [No]

>>568 okay i will! http://s17.postimg.org/g4v5d9rzz/Photo_on_2013_03_31_at_14_13_6.jpg

571 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7152 17:22 [No]

>>570
Saved as "DQN_cool_jacket.jpg

572 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7152 20:26 [No]

Well, that was quite the shocking twist, wasn't it!

573 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7153 00:45 [No]

The last two Amiga demos on Revision 2013 blew my mind... forever.

574 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7153 02:12 [No]

http://i.imgur.com/ok1rqvV.jpg

Summer shoes!

575 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7153 02:44 [No]

My farts smell different lately

576 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7153 06:05 [No]

>>574
I need some shoes for summer too. Other than my running shoes.
>>573
Link please?

577 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7153 10:23 [No]

The party is over,
And I cry since I want to,
Cry since I want to,
Cry since I want to.
You would cry too
If you watched stream too.

578 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7153 11:10 [No]

>>574 smart

these are my shoes http://www.brantano.co.uk/men/osaga/windsor-black-br_2776211915?params=fh_view_size%3dall%26fh_secondid%3dbr_2776211915%26fh_lister_pos%3d53%26fh_location%3d%252f%252fbrantano%252fen_GB%252fbr_brandname%253e%257bosaga%257d%26fh_eds%3d%25c3%259f%26fh_refview%3dlister
it's weird like, looking at my feet on the internet

579 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7153 13:33 [No]

Please, not the illness again.

580 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7153 16:37 [No]

Gonna get this fucking project done today. Sick of looking at it.

581 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7153 17:11 [No]

I want to break you.

582 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7153 17:12 [No]

>>581 I want to bend you over a desk.

583 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7153 18:25 [No]

>>576
http://youtu.be/GN_ZExunFdY
04. elude - Machinist (13:14)
05. Ghostown + Loonies - Smoke & Mirrors (20:17)

584 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7153 18:49 [No]

>>576
And here are results (well, downloads are there too)
http://pouet.net/results.php?which=1550&when=13&f=none

585 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7153 18:59 [No]

I sometimes think about getting an ultrasonic parts cleaner for cleaning... well, certain types of parts.

But having to buy water-displacing oil by the gallon can, to soak the parts afterwards to remove the water (ultrasonic cleaners are typically filled with distilled water, maybe with a tiny bit of detergent added) is off-putting.

I asked about it on 4chan was told to fill the parts cleaner with kerosene instead of water, but that seems likely to result in an explosion and fire.

586 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7153 19:21 [No]

>>585
Can you use it for masturbation?

587 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7153 20:40 [No]

YKKAria.hostoi.com is down oh noooooo ( ;_;)

588 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7153 21:02 [No]

>>587
It works for me

589 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7153 23:05 [No]

>>586
The parts cleaner or the water-displacing oil?

590 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7153 23:07 [No]

>>588
It works, but it isn't very algebraic.

591 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7153 23:12 [No]

>>590
what

592 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7153 23:44 [No]

oh god i have become a shitposter ;_;

593 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7153 23:57 [No]

Dover is the capital of Delaware

594 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7154 00:00 [No]

Do you see it, that little speck down there? Why doesn't it accept its fate and give up?

595 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7154 00:05 [No]

Dont be afraid of the guy in shades

596 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7154 00:08 [No]

>>592
You did, shame on you.

597 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7154 03:23 [No]

I want to do this http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1202850490/264

598 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7154 03:39 [No]

>>597
This might actually be a measure of just how few people post here. If ten people were organized, they'd only have to post 100 times each in 60 minutes. That might be possible, but as the number of organized posters goes down, you start to reach a point at which everyone would have to post three or more times a minute. Given how unresponsive the site can be, I'm not sure it can be done.

Why not try to see how many posts you can get it in one minute? You've got about four hundred posts to go in this thread.

599 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7154 03:43 [No]

It took at least ten seconds for that to post, btw. Responsiveness may depend on where you are in the world. Too bad there's so many filthy foreigners from distant (filthy) lands here. So not only do you have to organize a number of people, you also have to organize people whose connection to the site is reliable and fast...

600 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7154 03:44 [No]

And that time it was thirty-three seconds. So here's the problem...

601 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7154 03:48 [No]

>>597
In SAoVQ we couldn't do it in one day. I went crazy and posted 100 times, but even with my frenzied state it couldn't be reached.

602 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7154 04:39 [No]

>>599
Sometimes the page will take a long time to change when I post, but if I open /dqn/ in a new tab, which is much faster, the post will be there (assuming the captcha was correct). Hell, I've tried to cancel a post immediately after pressing submit, and when I refresh or open a new tab, it's there.

Disabling captchas would be nice too, if we can get the mods to do it.

>>601
Yeah, but this time we could prepare in advance.

603 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7154 05:42 [No]

this is where I come when I'm lonely

604 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7154 08:44 [No]

these days I'm always lonely

605 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7154 09:13 [No]

>>599
Yes, it would be hard to get people from all over the world post at the same time, even if they have messed up sleeping schedules and stay up at night.

>>602
Similar thing happens to me. Upload seems to be quick, but the page reloads slowly.

606 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7154 09:29 [No]

I'm thinking the delay after having posted is to mitigate spam.

607 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7154 12:02 [No]

This is where I used to come when I was lonely. I've been lonely and heartbroken for most of last year and this special place has been like a soft, warm mitten smelling of cinnamon and cocoa for the cold, wounded hand of my heart.
Still, I've gotten over the heartbreak and somehow became less lonely (and I hope I've managed that by becoming stronger rather than simply by closing myself off and killing my heart) and somewhere along the line I've stopped coming here.

This magical websight will always have a special place in my heart.

608 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7154 12:13 [No]

>>607
come back ;_;

609 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7154 12:56 [No]

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／　／　　　ヽ :: ＼
|　（●）,　、（●）、　|
|　　,,ノ(、_, )ヽ、,, 　 |
|　　　,;‐＝‐ヽ　 .:::::|
＼　　｀ニニ´　 .:::／　　　　　　N-NO THANK YOU
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　　　　ヽ　　,イ　　ヽ　 :イ

610 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7154 13:42 [No]

Farewell, >>607! We will be here, should you need us again.

611 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7154 14:07 [No]

Somehow, I do feel as though I'm making progress.

612 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7154 18:24 [No]

Maybe I should just stay away from that place.

613 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7154 18:26 [No]

Ugly! Ugly! Ugly! Get it away!

614 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7154 18:38 [No]

I've never fallen in love, so I've never had a broken heart. Seems like a bad prospect to me.

615 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7154 20:59 [No]

So, what exactly is Wu-Tang secret?

616 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7154 21:15 [No]

A Japanese kid told me that some people I don't really know think I'm dead.

617 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7154 21:24 [No]

Oh beautiful little girl, won't you ease my pain?

618 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7154 23:08 [No]

The man caused me to relapse. Perhaps that was not such a good idea.

619 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7154 23:17 [No]

oh right in the weenis!

620 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7155 05:16 [No]

(ಠ益ಠ)

621 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7155 13:02 [No]

I should pay attention to this trend, lest it happen again.

622 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7155 13:16 [No]

Oh no, I woke up in the evening again. I can't do anything during night time, because I feel to tired at night!

623 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7155 13:30 [No]

Just irradiate it and everything will be fine!

624 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7155 14:12 [No]

The man caused me to prolapse. Perhaps that was not such a good idea.

625 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7155 15:09 [No]

Time is a dimension, much like any other.

626 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7155 15:22 [No]

Nice dissolve.

627 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7155 15:30 [No]

Nice dissolve

628 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7155 15:35 [No]

DQN isn't the only place I've stopped frequenting, >>608, but I certainly do want to come back when I'm ready.

And thanks a lot, >>610. I hope that I won't need you again, but that instead I'll contribute to the board, being here for anyone else in need of remote companionship.

629 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7155 15:40 [No]

This post number is the first three digits of my PIN. If you can find the pattern, you should be able to work out the last digit as well.

Hint: it is completely unrelated to the actual values of the digits, either individually or as a whole.

630 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7155 15:48 [No]

>>625
Time being a dimension would imply complete determinism, which I can't agree with. I prefer to look at time as an infinite collection of timelines, infinitely branching out at every moment ever since the singular point of the Big Bang.

631 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7155 16:17 [No]

GOD DAMN IT

632 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7155 16:31 [No]

>>629
5?

633 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7155 16:35 [No]

>>632
No, but I'd be interested to hear what made you think it was that.

634 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7155 16:41 [No]

>>629
3, 6293.
6 / 2 = 3, 9 / 3 = 3 or
6 * 1.5 = 9, 2 * 1.5 = 3.

>>632 thought five because 6 + 3 = 9 and 2 + 3 = 5
5 was my first guess too.

635 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7155 16:42 [No]

http://gcfilmfestival.com/page/134

636 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7155 16:56 [No]

>>633
I'm not >>632, but my first guess was been 5 because of the relative positions of 629 on the numpad; if it's not that, I'd guess 1 (numpad again) or 2 (which is 2 rotated by 180°).

637 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7155 17:02 [No]

>>634
It is indeed three, but not for that reason. As I said, it has nothing to do with the values of the numbers.

>>636
Interesting idea, but I'm afraid not.

638 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7155 17:04 [No]

On a phone keypad, 629 spells "NAZ". Assuming >>629-san's favourite Touhou is Nazrin, the next letter would be "R", which is 7.

639 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7155 17:08 [No]

6293 spells "EbZg" on a calculator.

640 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7155 17:33 [No]

>>633
6 upside down is 9. 2 upside down is 5.

641 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7155 17:48 [No]

6 (b) upside-down isn't 9 (q), but (p), >>640.

642 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7155 17:50 [No]

>>637
93 being 62 with "tails," maybe?

643 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7155 18:26 [No]

>>640! You rotated one (6 <-> 9) and flipped the other (2 <-> 5)!
In other words, 6 is to 9 as 2 is to 2, you silly bean!

644 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7155 18:42 [No]

>>643

>6 is to 9 as 2 is to 2,

Actually, rotating "2" by 180 degrees makes some pretty cool hook thing. Or a breast below a square chin.

645 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7155 18:53 [No]

>>644
Are there any upside-down numerals in unicode? I'd love to make a breasted, square-chinned AA character

646 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7155 20:53 [No]

>>645
Not that I can find.

Make it upside-down!

647 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7155 20:57 [No]

>>638
Nazrin is the favourite Touhou of a friend of mine, but mine is Yuyuko.

>>642
This has been the closest guess so far.

>>645
12Ɛㄣϛ9ㄥ860, courtesy of http://www.upsidedowntext.com/. Not a very convincing 4 if you ask me.

648 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7155 21:15 [No]

The Unicode Consortium should add flipped and rotated variants of every glyph. I'm sure they can come up with some semantic reason ("There's currently no correct way to type 'AMBULANCE' as it appears on the front of ambulances").

Then the next standard will be at least four times as thick and alienate Japanese developers even more.

649 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7155 23:11 [No]

( ﾟヮﾟ) And because it's odourless...
( ﾟ ◡˂) it'll be our little secret!

650 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7156 00:20 [No]

Shhh. I know what I'm doing.

651 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7156 01:58 [No]

>>635
Great, Makoto Shinkai learned how to draw faces! Not bad, not bad.

652 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7156 03:27 [No]

How can I tell you, the last chocolate in the box
How can I tell you, a pair of mittens and some cotton socks

653 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7156 03:32 [No]

This guy's obnoxiousness is beyond belief. (And no, it isn't a fellow DQN-kun but someone somewhere else)

654 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7156 05:13 [No]

So is anyone up for the "ITT we reach the post limit in one hour" challenge?

655 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7156 05:54 [No]

>>654
How bout we make it one day, but set a challenge within the challenge of 1 hout?

656 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7156 06:25 [No]

>>647
6293 because if you flounder the spinning wheel on the banks of the river, your twine will entangle the sticky resin.

657 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7156 14:00 [No]

>>654
The last time we tried anything similar was http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1350571235/ wherein it took us twelve days to reach 700. I'm quite confident we could do it in less, but even 24 hours is pushing it. 48 hours, perhaps?

658 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7156 14:09 [No]

SAoVQ is redundant.

659 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7156 15:21 [No]

Morally bankrupt, they say.

660 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7156 15:24 [No]

ITT we reach the post limit by 1994 [EXTREME POSTING]

661 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7156 15:28 [No]

>>657
Now that I think about it, 24 hours might be better.

We could add other challenges too, like posting every hour for the 24 hours

662 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7156 15:33 [No]

>>661
*posting at least once

663 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7156 17:42 [No]

I had a thought that I was going to post but then I saw my captcha was "meth" and I laughed so hard it obliterated my thought.

664 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7156 17:48 [No]

Hey Minecrafters! I spent six hours on the VIPcrafting server last night fortifying the /DQN/ Embassy. You should stop by sometime!

Remember, the ground of an embassy is the same as the ground in it's sending country. Once you step outside the Embassy ground you are no longer in the Elitist Superstructure, and are now bound by the laws instilled by Emperor DAdDy CoOL the VIP.

665 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7156 18:16 [No]

>>664
I haven't played it in quite a long time, but I hope my monument to something (DPRK? I don't remember) still stands further away in the snowy forests of Siberia (it isn't named "Siberia", I just came up with it as a metaphor). There is a mining outpost in a hill below the monument, feel free to help yourself to some resorces (if you feel like settling in a hostile land as well), just keep the precious diamonds where they are, okay?

666 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7156 18:20 [No]

>>654 nah

667 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7156 20:29 [No]

>>664
I'm still a regular. Currently working on the floating island next to the Grand Mushroom Palace. Also, 'twas I who originally built and manned that embassy, many moons ago...

>>665
Solstice of Buttocks, was it? I spent a while trying to work out what on earth that monument was. Looked like something from an Escher painting.

668 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7156 20:51 [No]

I'm not much of a Minecraft player; I'm drawn to it from time to time, but I give up quickly when single-playing, and I haven't really looked for any good servers.
I'm really glad to know of the VIP server thanks to >>664! I'll be sure to stop by sometime and maybe even have some fun with building.

669 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7156 22:56 [No]

I wish someone would buy me Monster hunter.

670 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7157 01:09 [No]

　ノ⌒ﾞﾞﾞﾞﾞﾞﾞﾞﾞ ⌒ヽ
（＿ノ　 ´ Å ｀）_）　　　
/　　　　ヽ_）ヽ_）　　
「￣￣￣￣￣|　
◎￣￣￣￣◎　

Captcha: dogution

671 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7157 01:12 [No]

　ノ⌒ﾞﾞﾞﾞﾞﾞﾞﾞﾞ ⌒ヽ
（＿ノ　 ´ Å ｀）_）　　　
/　　　　ヽ_）ヽ_）　　
「￣￣￣￣￣|　
◎￣￣￣￣◎　

Captcha: dogution

672 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7157 01:43 [No]

>>667
Yes, it was. I was thinking about sticking some ladders to it, but ruled it out as too Escher.

673 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7157 01:48 [No]

I think Buttstice would be a little bit more proper name, but no one would get it. I mean Solstice... Sol, Sun.

Praise the Sun!

674 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7157 11:01 [No]

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/New-In-stock-XIAOMI-Mi2-M2-Quad-core-1-5Ghz-2G-RAM-16G-32GROM-3G-Mobile/709499809.html Russians don't ~~have money for~~ believe in brands.

675 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7157 11:23 [No]

Wow, I sure killed that thread! Poor thing didn't stand a chance.

676 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7157 23:47 [No]

All my life I was a right-handed person, but yet I have a few quirks that are generally associated with left-handed people.

For example, when I talk on a phone, I hold it to my left ear. It feels very uncomfortable otherwise. In a test where I had to clasp my hands together, my left thumb was on top, which suggests that the right side of my brain is dominant. Once again, it feels very unnatural to do it the other way.

My parents say that I learned to do tasks with my right hand without being forced. What if I ambidextrous like Leonardo da Vinci?

677 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7157 23:51 [No]

Does anyone know any good Japanese proxy services? I really want http://www.uniqlo.com/jp/store/goods/230120 in navy, but they don't ship outside of Japan.

678 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7158 01:04 [No]

How can you possibly fear sleep more than you fear death?

679 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7158 05:01 [No]

I shall now commence my self-imposed "No Internet For A Week" week. I swear that I shall not access a Personal Computer (or other Internet-capable Electronic Device) for any purpose (with the exceptions of such Necessary Mundanities as Bill Pay, Tax Preparation, and Assignment Submission (and then only in short, controlled bursts)) for the next One Week, starting at the time on this post.

One hundred sixty-eight hours of pure, unadulterated Real World Living. Can I make it? I don't know! Here goes nothing!

captcha = time

680 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7158 05:53 [No]

>>679
come back

681 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7158 12:35 [No]

>>679
You maniac!

682 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7158 13:35 [No]

>>679
Never forget.

683 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7158 18:44 [No]

>>679
I bet you checked DQN at least once already.

But here is a real party pooper: internet and websites are real. They are a part of modern age "real world". You should learn to accept this.

684 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7158 18:57 [No]

Some food for thought, >>679. Everything that surrounds you, even yourself and the rest of the universe, is simulated on very advanced supercomputers by THE real people who live about a half millennia in the future.

Considering that there would likely be more than one simulation, chances that we are the original humans are pretty dim.

685 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7158 19:17 [No]

>>684
nah

686 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7158 20:03 [No]

>>685
It's more probable than you think, but you can keep believing in Jesus, or in nothing at all if you are an angsty teen.

687 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7158 21:37 [No]

The three videos that started off the YouTube thread are all gone. How terrible.

688 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7158 21:43 [No]

Looks more like an ankh to me.

689 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7158 21:48 [No]

I'm learning Python and I can feel how demons of shitty JS code are raging inside of me. I hope they won't survive for long.

690 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7159 01:45 [No]

>>686
If it's non-disprovable it's non-testable. Speculation that is not empirically testable is meaningless noise.

691 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7159 03:18 [No]

Some food for thought, >>686. We can and cannot step twice into the same river. We are and we are not.

692 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7159 19:23 [No]

Last night's dream was only marginally less painful.

693 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7159 22:51 [No]

>>690
It is provable by finding constraints caused by limited precision. Before that, it's just highly likely. Are you even trying to think?

>>691
That depends solely on how you define "river". Food for thought.

694 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7159 23:28 [No]

>>693, please explain further. How would we, existing in a simulation, be able even to estimate the capabilities of the hardware upon which we run?

It's all a bit like saying "but what if I'm a brain in a vat?" If you can't disprove it, you can't test it. If you can't test it, it tells you nothing. pls read Popper on falsifiability kthx

695 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7160 00:09 [No]

Poor thing's gotten herself a little confused.

696 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7160 00:28 [No]

After learning about Tropes vs Women in Video Games project that managed to pledge 158922 US Dollar (of its 6000 USD goal), I could not contain myself, but put both of my hands to my forehead and then bent my legs in a way that my feet were on top of the hands, thus doing unbelievable things to "facepalm" meme. I neither posted nor took a photo of it at all due to the fact that I despise memes.

However, I'm reflecting on what could have caused such a strange and exaggerated reaction. Was it because I believe that this problem is non-existent, made up by some people who have nothing entertaining to do? Was it because people over-reacted to this project and the pledger is likely to fail to deliver a complete, well-reasoned and unbiased view? Or was it because I am an oppressing male and I can feel my world crumble like a house of cards?

How would I react to this information if I wasn't in the privacy of my home, but in the public place? Even a slight thrown there could make any women around start hating me, which, in turn, could cause at the very least a deep embarrassment for me or even hurt my professional and personal life.

697 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7160 00:38 [No]

>>696
They would hate you anyway.

698 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7160 00:40 [No]

>>697
Alas, such is the fate of all men.

699 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7160 00:51 [No]

First world problems, >>696. Apparently you got the attention of some politically correct brainwashed idiots who've never had to work a day in their lives, who've never missed a meal in their lives, who've never had to go without medical treatment, who've never seen violence or threats of violence except on TV and in the movies, believe they're being oppressed. You hit all the right notes to push the buttons of thousands of angry unattractive fat Womyn's Studies majors with daddy issues (but I repeat myself) and get donations from them.

As an aside, at this point I should think that anyone with the faintest grasp of historical perspective would know whether he's being oppressed or not. To anyone reading this who might still be unclear on the question: are you in a gulag, with guard towers and barbed wire and guards with orders to shoot to kill should you fail to obey commands or attempt escape? No? Then you're not being oppressed, and you can shut your fucking piehole and stop being a whiny goddamned attentionwhore, thanks. You can go back to whining about the "patriarchy" now, but it's not going to make Daddy love you.

Speaking of oppression and First World problems, while we've been having this conversation four or five people with IQs higher than mine or yours died of starvation in a gutter somewhere in India.

700 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7160 00:54 [No]

>>699

>First world problems

enough

701 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7160 01:08 [No]

>>700, you gotta admit, he has a point.

702 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7160 01:54 [No]

>>701 Nah, his point is "other people have it worse therefore it's not a problem."
"Oh, you're a starving African child? Well the starving child in the hut next door has AIDS, so you can't say you have a problem. Now eat the rest of your dirt, the starving AIDS child in the hut next door would love to have that dirt."

703 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7160 02:05 [No]

When I have time I'm totally going to bump all the good threads that have dropped off the front page from inactivity. Just gotta get time.

704 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7160 02:32 [No]

>>702
No, he didn't really mean that. There is a lot of disparity in developing world, and women are often mistreated there. But not in developed world. In short, some people actually have these problems, some just have nothing better to do.

>>703
Don't do this. Some people might feel that their opinions which they hold close to their hearts are being ignored and bump them again in some really dull fashion.

What is worse, you WILL inevitably fuck the good threads up by desperate bumping. It isn't you that need to "get time", but the things around here. Let them all settle down naturally. Remember, you are not the god and you don't have the power over other people's minds.

705 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7160 02:37 [No]

I agree with >>702. Problems are relative. I don't think there's anything wrong with trying to improve your own situation, no matter how good it already is. That's how humanity advances.

I do think that women are often stereotyped in media, but then again so are men. I think that the kickstarter is silly and a misguided effort. A lot of feminists do tend to overreact, and neologisms like "trigger warning" and "cisgender" just make me shake my head. However, the misogynist outlash against the project is far worse and very telling that we still have a long way to go toward sensible discussions about sex and gender.

706 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7160 02:39 [No]

>>703, if you don't feel entertained watch some Fawlty Towers in that time.

707 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7160 03:06 [No]

>>699
I'm being oppressed, I just want to sit under the moon with a loli, but I can't because drawings are people too here so lolis are banned. But the world needs someone to hate like the blacks, commnists, Jews, Chineese, Irish, Native Americans, Witches, Heretics, Christians, Persians, and Hebrews, so I guess passing drawings over the Internet deserves to be persecuted in place of actual crime.

708 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7160 03:14 [No]

>>707
I'm being oppressed because I think I'm a chicken. See, I want the government to pay for my cosmetic surgery to resculpt my face into something resembling a beak. And I want them to surgically implant feathers in my ass. And I want my driver's license to say, "LEGAL SPECIES: Gallus Gallus Domesticus, Domestic Chicken." And I want everybody to have to say I'm a chicken too, and I want to sue the people who laugh at me for their "microaggressions." And I want the city not to enforce its zoning laws, because I want to keep chickens in my apartment too, both biological chickens and furries/otherkin like me. Check your privilege, cis-species scum!

709 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7160 04:23 [No]

>>708
Come on m8, it's one thing to say that feminists should focus on the developing world instead of first world countries (which is still pretty wack imo since there are always going to be worse problems) but saying transgender/gay/lesbian/etc people aren't really fucked hard by society even in the first world is bogus as hell.
http://www.tandfonline.com/doi/abs/10.1300/J082v42n01_05
http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S1359178909000202
etc

Also many folks who are transgender have brains which are chemically more similar to those of the gender with which they identify than their biological sex. Read http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/18761592 for example.

I think the whole "otherkin" thing is BS but your post is too vague to tell against whom it's directed.

710 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7160 04:29 [No]

>>705 seems pretty wise
There are a lot of kind of misguided tumblr feminists out there who like to jerk off about stuff they don't really understand (or that they're getting third or fourth hand rather than reading the literature themselves), but "Real Feminism" sees stereotypes of men and women as two sides of the same coin and thus seeks to fix both of them. It's too bad a lot of kids use a very strange idea of feminism as an excuse to hate a lot of people - both "feminists" who hate men or men who hate "feminists."

711 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7160 04:36 [No]

>"Real Feminism" sees stereotypes of men and women as two sides of the same coin and thus seeks to fix both of them.

If this was ACTUALLY true, it wouldn't be part of a movement whose very name puts an emphasis on the "female" part.

712 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7160 05:18 [No]

>>709
Yeah, I understand completely! Society fucks me hard too. I'm really really really a chicken, you know. In my heart I know that I'm truly a chicken, and I have a right to be happy! People laugh at me, and that's a HATECRIME! It's HATESPEECH and they're all worse than HITLER!

You believe I'm really a chicken, don't you?

713 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7160 05:55 [No]

>>712
I'd believe you were a chicken if the science supported it. Like, say, if your brain had more in common with a chicken's brain than a human's brain. Did you even read the studies I linked you?

>>711
The name "feminism" is inherited from the first generation of feminism, which, yeah, was focused on getting women rights. Current feminism - actual feminism, not tumblr stuff - is focused on the effects of stereotypes of men and women (men are breadwinners and women are stay-at-home types) and how those impact everyone (men who like to stay at home and care for kids are seen as fags, women who want to become firefighters are seen as lesbians or somethng). It's named that because it's part of an ongoing social movement which /started/ with a focus on women and nobody else. And most feminists still do focus on women, because they think that those stereotypes usually impact women more severely than they do men, but that doesn't mean they are damaging or ignoring the problems of men.

I don't understand why people are so willing to get mad at something they don't know anything about. If I'm going to vent online about the American Nazi Party, I'm going to be sure that at bare minimum I read their manifesto and their wikipedia article.

714 Name: who mach here : 1993-09-7160 06:46 [No]

>I don't think there's anything wrong with trying to improve your own situation, no matter how good it already is.

Yes, but keep in mind that the dynamics of the habitat are conditioning the dynamics of the inhabitants at the same time as the dynamics of the inhabitants are conditioning the dynamics of the habitat. [Mach's principle]

>>713

>muh science

“Science itself, … may be regarded as a minimization problem, consisting of the completest possible presenting of facts with the least possible expenditure of thought” ―Ernst Mach

715 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7160 06:53 [No]

>>713

> I don't understand why people are so willing to get mad at something they don't know anything about.

It might have something to do with Mount Stupid: http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=2475#comic
Plus there's mob psychology. It's an unfortunate part of human nature that large groups will rally behind a cause they don't fully understand.

716 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7160 07:01 [No]

When I was a young man I had an unhealthy tendency to agree strongly with whatever I read at the time. Now I've gone the complete opposite direction and doubt everything. I've also stopped caring so much. Maybe growing old is about accepting that there are so many things you can't change, and that's why people grow so conservative as they get older.

717 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7160 07:19 [No]

To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection.

718 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7160 07:27 [No]

MUDA DA!

719 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7160 14:59 [No]

>>711
In that case, maybe it's time for the mainstream feminist movement to rebrand itself. I guess it has significant ties with the LGBT movement, so maybe they should begin to emphasize the gender/sex aspect of the problem as it relates to everyone.

A good example is the problem of sexual violence, both in the first and third worlds. The DR Congo has seen a rash of rapes and sexual attacks throughout its long civil war, mostly against women but also against girls, boys and men. Men have widely reported being attacked and mutilated, but because of social norms and the fact that the NGOs in DR Congo are set up to deal mainly with women, their plight has gone largely ignored and untreated. A 2012 report to the UN about the issue caused a big stir because it went into detail about the problem of rape against men.

True feminists (really, we should call them "rights advocates" or something in this case) are naturally against all forms of sexual violence, but the fact is that thinking has yet to evolve, even among a lot of rights groups and NGOs.

720 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7160 15:00 [No]

It's simply ugly people doing ugly things. Fear not, however, for some day it will cease to exist.

721 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7160 15:21 [No]

NGOs with foreign funding have to be marked as "foreign agents" in Russia. It sounds almost like "foreign spies" due to a strong tie between these words since the times of Soviet propaganda. It's done to make them very unappealing for an average citizen.

The bumsex is now more in danger than ever. If a federal law that forbids gay propaganda passes, then any public discussion on the matter could be viewed as such. Especially, if opposition tries to protest about this law and related issues.

It's a new threat to what little remains from ever-degrading freedom of speech since early 2000s.

722 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7160 16:29 [No]

>>713
My brain's abnormal too! Mommy says I'm special! I'm a CHICKEN! Are you a RACIST, or something? You're DISCRIMINATING against me! The psychiatrists say I have "species dysmorphic disorder" and I have CIVIL RIGHTS!

723 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7160 16:45 [No]

>>722
KNOW YOUR RIGHTS!
All three of em.
You have the right not to be killed.
Unless it's by the cops, the military, the corporations, or an agent of god.
You have the right to food money.
As long as you don't mind a little rehabilitation, a little humiliation, a little interrogation.
You have the right to free speech.
Unless you are dumb enough to actually try it.

724 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7160 16:53 [No]

>>722
If you want to ignore the facts for the sake of mocking people who you find weird, be my guest I guess.

725 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7160 17:01 [No]

>>724
There are no facts, only interpretations.

726 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7160 17:14 [No]

What is boon/b-un's name in Japanese? I'm on mobile platform and all my usual methods of finding out on my own are unavailable to me.

727 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7160 17:17 [No]

Once a month, let us gaze skywards, you and I. I long to feel the moonlight on my skin, to see the flawless white orb hanging gracefully in the void above us, and I'm sure you feel the same. Thus can we ignore the thousands of miles of distance between us and the innumerable barriers and boundaries, and take comfort in the knowledge that we both gaze upon the same sight. Nothing and no one can take this from us.

This is love, this is what it is to be alive. Those poor wretches who shuffle through their existences as though living were simply something they had to do; they are the phantoms, the "undead", not we. There is nothing we can do for them anyhow - we cannot even liberate them of their cages!

Enough, we mustn't let these ugly thoughts taint such a beautiful moment. Let us remember where we are: under the moon, loli to issho.

728 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7160 17:28 [No]

>>724
Not weird. Just obnoxious, repugnant, self-entitled, and rude. Just like furries.

729 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7160 17:33 [No]

>>721
Russia is a lawless, nuclear-armed rogue state that wages aggressive war against its neighbors (Georgia), and which assassinates dissidents on foreign soil (Alexander Litvinenko), but ITT we are terribly concerned for the future of homosexuality in Russia.

Wow. Just wow.

730 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7160 17:45 [No]

>>726 ブーン I think

731 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7160 17:49 [No]

>>729
Russia is a police state just like the US. It is entitled to do things differently, like suppressing its citizens' rights in it's own way.

732 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7160 18:09 [No]

>>729
And like any police state Russia wants to police it's neighbours, therefore the presence of american military on the Georgian soil and overall pro-american trends of Georgian politics were highly unwelcome.

Good thing that Georgia was a lawless criminal state that couldn't manage its own tiny bit of land. It resorted to the genocide of the Ossetians and the Abkhazians, which was swiftly persecuted by Russia. A few goals have been achieved by this:

Russian military might was tested in a real conflict. Subsequently, all shortcomings were fixed.
Russia policed its neighbour (it's as satisfying and as important for big countries as masturbation to males).
Patriots were very happy about the flawless victory against USA.
Putin's ratings went up.
Two small nations were saved that day.
It was a clear "Piss off!" message right in NATO's face.

As for mr. Litvinenko, he was a traitor of his motherland. Any other resourceful country would do the same.

However, the future of homosexuality in Russia is very grim. During Soviets homosexuality could get you in prison. Russia is treading back there.

733 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7160 18:29 [No]

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734 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7160 18:59 [No]

>>732
I like that the Russian government supports independence for South Ossetia and opposes it for Kosovo because it's best friends with Serbia, while the American government supports independence for Kosovo and opposes it for South Ossetia because it's best friends with Georgia. We Americans love especially to talk about international human rights, but it's really all about power and the almighty dollar, same as for the Russians.

Politicians are the same everywhere. If more people realized that, the world might be a much better place.

735 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7160 19:42 [No]

Anyways, >>729, please listen to me. It's really related to this discussion.  I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?  Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.  Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.  Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.  You don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, fool.  It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.  There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice.  "Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.  You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.  Yosinoya should be a bloody place.  That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time, the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.  Women and children should screw off and stay home.  Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce. " Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron?  I want to ask him, "Do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce?"  I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.  Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra sauce"?  Coming from a Yoshinoya veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra green onion.  That's right, extra green onion. This is the vet's way of eating.  Extra green onion means more green onion than sauce. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.  And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable. However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.  I can't recommend it to amateurs.  What this all really means, though, is that you, >>729, should just stick with today's special.

736 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7160 23:27 [No]

Of the last 60 or so posts, >>733 is the best and most tolerable one.

737 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7160 23:52 [No]

>>736
Worry not; it will pass in time.

If any of you are any good at origami, I can recommend having a go at this:
http://www.origami-instructions.com/origami-yoshizawa-butterfly.html

It's a bit of a challenge, but not too bad.

738 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7160 23:57 [No]

>>727
:')

739 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7161 02:03 [No]

I'm so fucking hungry right now and I have all of 24 cents to my name I HATE MY CLIENTS FOR WASTING SO MUCH OF MY TIME FOR SO LITTLE MONEY FUCK THEM ALL

740 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7161 04:26 [No]

If you were in NYC I'd offer to have you over for dinner, >>739! But that seems statistically unlikely.

741 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7161 05:16 [No]

Part of me is frightened someone will make a Zimmer version of the Yoshinoya rant.

Part of me is frightened nobody will.

742 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7161 06:57 [No]

IT'S HAPPENING!

743 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7161 08:32 [No]

>>742
settle down, Ron

744 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7161 10:20 [No]

What paper and font size should I use if I were to, say, format and compile the Short Novel as a PDF suitable for reading or printing?
I might end up putting each part in its own volume depending on how long they get. We'll see, but I can't promise anything soon (at least in the next couple of weeks).

745 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7161 11:59 [No]

>>740
I just got back home from NYC 2 days ago.

746 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7161 15:33 [No]

Diphenyl something-or-other, I don't care!

747 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7161 17:17 [No]

>>744
Not times new roman. There was a study once, sorry I can't link you to it, but they tested eye strain while looking at various fonts and reading them for long periods of time. Fancy stuff caused more strain over time, stuff with feet or fancy curls or whatever was not so good. Use a clean a plain a font as possible.

Might to consider .epub if all you're doing is text?

748 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7161 17:37 [No]

>>747

Might you consider, dammit.

749 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7161 17:47 [No]

>>744
https://www.google.com/fonts/#ChoosePlace:select/Collection:Noto+Sans
13 px, Noto Sans. That's trendy. Otherwise, use Topaz.

750 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7161 19:03 [No]

I just had my first nosebleed in several years! How exciting.

751 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7161 19:11 [No]

>>747,749
I was going to go with either something that made it look typewritten (or produced by TeX in the late 70s or something) or Mona. Definitely nothing serif.
.epub is a good idea too

752 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7161 20:20 [No]

>>751
Typewritten? Like Courier or Courier New? Just to clarify, I meant Topaz that was on Amiga, not some modern bullshit.

753 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7161 20:22 [No]

So, there is that new unnamed pokemon that looks like a new version of Mew. Furries already called it "Mewthree", but I believe that "Mewagain?!" is a better name.

754 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7161 20:33 [No]

>>751 Mona seems like the obvious choice! Go with that! Good effort for doing this too ganbatte~

755 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7161 20:52 [No]

http://www.exljbris.com/calluna.html
http://www.exljbris.com/fontin.html

I like these fonts. They "flow" well.

756 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7161 21:06 [No]

>>755
http://youtu.be/QkJ6fPPRA5Q?t=13m32s

757 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7161 22:51 [No]

>>756
All the fonts you'll ever need:

Roman
Italic

On my X I actually only have four typefaces: serif (Times), sans-serif (Helvetica), monospace (Courier), and gothic (Mona). I like the consistency and they map to Web generics quite well. I prefer to read the Web like a book I can customize, rather than a magazine where every page looks different.

758 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7161 23:09 [No]

>>757
Am I correct to assume that you mean X Window System, not Mac OS X?
I add "Never listen to Linux weirdos" to my most valuable advice ("Never trust midgets") to form a list of the most valuable advices.

759 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7161 23:38 [No]

>>751

> Definitely nothing serif.

I definitely recommend something serif! Sans serif fonts do look great on computer screens, but for small printed text, serifed fonts are the best. At small sizes, the serifs provide hooks for our eyes, making them easy to read. That's why newspapers and most novels use serifed fonts. Quote:

"In his book Cashvertising, Drew Eric Whitman cites a 1986 study of fonts (printed on paper) that found only 12 percent of participants effectively comprehended a paragraph set in sans-serif type versus 67 percent who were given a version set in serif typeface.

Those who read the sans-serif version said they had a tough time reading the text and "continually had to backtrack to regain comprehension."

In a test of three different fonts, two serifs (Garamond and Times New Roman) and one sans serif (Helvetica), he found 66 percent were able to comprehend Garamond; 31.5 percent Times New Roman, and 12.5 percent Helvetica (out of a total of 1,010,000 people surveyed). (source: http://www.awaionline.com/2011/10/the-best-fonts-to-use-in-print-online-and-email/)"

That's just one source, but if you do a little research you will find that printers agree: serif is the most readable for print. Of course, there is a lot of JSIS art in the DQN short novel, so I would suggest using Mona for those sections and a serifed font like Garamond for the rest.

Also watch out for column widths. A common mistake is having columns too wide to be readable. You generally only want seven to eleven words per line (source: http://www.bergsland.org/2012/05/typography/column-width-the-key-to-comfortable-reading/) If you're planning on printing on A4 paper, you might consider printing two columns per page (landscape) to make it fit nicely.

Good luck! Book printing is complicated! What looks good as a PDF e-book won't look as good in print, and vice versa, so you either have to make some compromises or make two different versions.

760 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7161 23:48 [No]

I'd totally buy a DQN short novel anthology (Threads 1-3).

761 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7161 23:51 [No]

disregard contrasting opinions and use Mona >>751

762 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7161 23:53 [No]

>>759 I think worrying about comprehension is a bit pointless, have you read any of the short novel threads?

763 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7162 00:09 [No]

>>762
I think having nonsense in a format that looks professional and readable adds to the project's beautiful irony. Plus, there are sections of the novel that are actually quite readable!

However, I reluctantly agree that if >>751 doesn't want to bother going through and tagging all the JSIS with a different font, Mona is probably the way to go.

764 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7162 01:00 [No]

>>762
Indeed, those novels aren't something you read yourself, but something that you give your friends to read. Good font and typesetting are very important.

765 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7162 02:30 [No]

AMS Euler is a stupid font. You might as well typeset equations in Comic Sans.

766 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7162 02:57 [No]

Obama is evil. He wants to turn the country into a police state and turn the police states into FEMA camps and turn the FEMA camps into baby dogs!

767 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7162 04:37 [No]

What is this shit

768 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7162 10:16 [No]

>>759
Thanks for the input. I'm realising more and more how little I know about typefaces and books and shit like that.

>>763
Mona-ifying posts wouldn't be too much trouble (I plan to start off writing a couple of scripts to automate the initial scrapes in the first place), I just thought whole books in Mona would be an amuement befitting of DQN.

769 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7162 15:33 [No]

tfw when all your organs shut down.

770 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7162 15:37 [No]

>>768
On a whim, I tried putting the first line of your post through one of those Engrish things. The result was something beautiful.
http://translationparty.com/tp/#10832271

771 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7162 15:54 [No]

>>768,770
I tried the second line and it was somewhat ridiculous:
http://translationparty.com/tp/#10832286

772 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7162 17:22 [No]

>>770
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you very much. Shit face book is a bit way to provide it.

I feel like Shitfacebook would be a good drinking website.

773 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7162 19:48 [No]

I sort of want to do this http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1202850490/286

I'm not sure how it would work, though

774 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7162 20:32 [No]

>>773
I like the way everyone's been using the thread proposal thread to get approval before making threads, I think we should use that as a guide on how to make all future threads. We should get approval before making threads from now onward.

775 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7162 20:51 [No]

>>774
bureaucracy, ho!

776 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7162 21:07 [No]

Oh, my poor anus...

777 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7162 21:26 [No]

>>774
It wasn't to get approval, it's just that I'm not sure how to do it

778 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7162 21:27 [No]

>>775
We are an Elitist Superstructure, we need some form of bureaucracy to keep things both elite and structural, otherwise we'd be the commonplace disorganized trash heap, and that already exists everywhere else.

779 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7162 22:01 [No]

>>778
No, we don't. We are an Elitist Superstructure and we have to look down on the common rabble, not on each other. Members of the Superstructure shall be considered equally elitist.

I put this to a vote.

780 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7162 22:22 [No]

>>778
Are you saying that DQN isn't a disorganized trash heap?

781 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7162 22:44 [No]

>>780
Of course. It's the elitest structure, and a super one at that.

782 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7163 01:15 [No]

>>780
>>781
Judging by the older threads that seem to have been sifted to the bottom it's a superstructure that is built on a giant trash heap, and every now and again someone shovels a huge pile of trash from the foundation up on top.

783 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7163 01:15 [No]

What have I done?

784 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7163 01:20 [No]

Are there any free online history?

785 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7163 01:25 [No]

>>784
Last word should be "courses"

786 Name: Minister of Administrative Affairs : 1993-09-7163 02:26 [No]

>>785
Yes.

Here's a series I liked, starting with www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FrHGAd_yto

about ancient Greece. It's a series of recorded lectures at Yale. Lots of other courses, probably with more history thrown in, at http://www.youtube.com/user/YaleCourses

You can also check out history podcasts. I can't seem to post the links without triggering the spam filter (thanks 4-ch!) but here are some I've enjoyed that you can google if you want:

The History of Rome podcast
12 Byzantine Rulers
History of the Ancient World (covers mostly the ancient Near East from pre-history to the 6th-5th century BC)
Hardcore History

The first three are obviously ancient history podcasts, done by both amateur and professional historians. The last one is more of a mix. They're all great, though. You can tell I really like ancient history, but there's enough free material out there covering every subject you can imagine.

787 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7163 02:50 [No]

>>784
I don't know about history but a few colleges, I think MIT and Harvard, have lectures posted online from a number of classes.

788 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7163 04:45 [No]

>>786
Wow thanks. This is great.

789 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7163 05:10 [No]

>>788
>>786
Also if you have anything on the Mongol empire and the fallout I'd be very interested in that

790 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7163 14:46 [No]

>>789
Hardcore History has a great five-part series that just ended about the Mongols. Not comprehensive, but it's very in-depth and runs up to the completion of most of the conquests, stopping before the establishment of Kublai Khan's China etc. You can find all five parts for free here:

http://www.dancarlin.com/disp.php?page=hharchive

791 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7163 15:03 [No]

I see Priest Oduma has been doing a lot of spell casting lately.

792 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7163 15:07 [No]

>>790
I'll start that after finish the ancient world one. I was kind of looking for something that went on a little more and also covered the period after the collapse of the empire. Stuff on smaller offshoots of the empire like Astrakhan and Nogai.

793 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7163 15:08 [No]

This sickness never truly goes away, does it?

794 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7163 17:30 [No]

>>792 If you find one, be sure to post it in here. I'd be interested too.

795 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7163 18:50 [No]

former_neet, ticksu, dekisu, nabia_vip, etc., pls go

796 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7163 19:14 [No]

I wish my hair started graying early instead of falling out :(

797 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7163 19:16 [No]

Delete the full stop? You could have removed the space before "ITT", or added a space there while removing the spaces between the tags at the end.
Shame on you, >>1.

798 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7163 19:45 [No]

I wish he posted photos of his robot.

799 Name: >>1 : 1993-09-7163 23:45 [No]

I see all these flaws now, I'm very sorry >>797.

800 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-7164 06:00 [No]

Look at all this learning!

801 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7164 08:57 [No]

America's national sport? Outdoor military games.

802 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7164 12:00 [No]

This is not the first time that I have dreamed about crossdressing.

803 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7164 17:58 [No]

I guess I probably didn't screw that presentation up any more than anyone else maybe!

804 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7164 18:08 [No]

>>803
What was it about?

A friend of mine was reading a lecture on functional programming at his university a few weeks ago. He sneaked this picture into one of the slides: http://www.fybertech.com/4get/13320212582846.png
But he says that people liked it anyway.

805 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7164 23:07 [No]

I can't remember how much vodka I've had tonight.

806 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7165 04:05 [No]

>>784
The Western Tradition is pretty good, and lecturer Eugen Weber likes to make a lot of interesting asides. Maybe not super thorough, but it got me through a CLEP a couple years ago.
ttp://www.learner.org/resources/series58.html

807 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7165 05:13 [No]

>>679 here
it's been one week and about ten minutes
I think my experiment was a success.

808 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7165 07:30 [No]

>>807, were you lying down like a log and thinking about death?

809 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7165 08:01 [No]

Because that's what I'd do if the internet suddenly ceased to exist. I'd just lie down and wait for death.

810 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7165 09:27 [No]

I'm going to explode I've had it

811 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7165 10:58 [No]

>>804
It was for one of a limited number of funded PhD places. The presentation went OK, but the fully-technical trick questions afterwards were hideous. I'll know what the rest of my life looks like on Monday.

812 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7165 12:49 [No]

Foolish girl, why do you try to resist?

813 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7165 13:20 [No]

>>812
no stop

814 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7165 16:22 [No]

>>812
yes continue

815 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7165 18:02 [No]

>>808
No, I was actually very busy!
I started this because I observed that I waste much of my meager free time on activities which profit me nothing.
My goal was to see if I was addicted to frivolous internet activities (FIA) or if I could actually quit whenever I want. The term FIA includes all activities involving the use of a PC or other internet capable device which have no value other than that of entertainment or pleasure. Note that under this definition, not all activities on the internet are FIA, and not all FIA necessarily involve internet access. For example, I can watch anime without accessing the internet, but it is still an FIA.
My procedure was to write a list of productive activities that I could perform and refer to that list whenever I feel the urge to visit a BBS, watch porn and/or anime, or perform other miscellaneous FIA. The idea was that I could immerse myself in a productive activity, thereby distracting myself from momentary FIA urges.
I followed the procedure with moderate success, eliminating an estimated 95% of FIA from my weekly activities (my resolve flagged a little near the end). As a result, I slept more, accomplished more during free time, and performed better in my classes and job. I also was able to roughly determine the extent of my own self-control.
From these results, I have concluded that I must try to incorporate this procedure into my daily life, but in shorter time increments. For example, I might have "No Internet For An Hour" Hour, then reward myself with a predetermined amount and form of FIA. I hope it will work out.

816 Name: 815 : 1993-09-7165 18:15 [No]

Disregard that, I suck cocks

817 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7165 18:21 [No]

>>815
Just FYI, FIA stands for Fédération Internationale de l'Automobile, which you, in the US, would call Automobile Competition Committee for the United States. It governs various motorsport events like Formula 1 (IndyCar) or WRC (NASCAR).

Please use "miscellaneous internet activities" instead of your term.

818 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7165 18:25 [No]

>>816
>>817
Wow, haha

819 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7165 21:53 [No]

Well, they really ought to be afraid, all things considered.

820 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7166 04:11 [No]

I just fucking learned something!

821 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7166 04:17 [No]

There's a Magnemite on my Pokewalker.
His name is Polarity and I love him.

822 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7166 06:35 [No]

>>821
You should totally get yourself an eevee. Eevees are cute and fluffy.

823 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7166 11:41 [No]

I'm sad today.

824 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7166 14:30 [No]

The AVGN doesn't chug beer any more when he gets mad at a game. When did that happen? Was there some serious deliberation like James Rolfe didn't want to glorify binge drinking or something, or did it just kind of fade out of the picture?

825 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7166 16:47 [No]

>>824 Maybe he got liver or kidney disease, and he was told he would die if he kept drinking so much alcohol.

826 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7166 16:57 [No]

If I am going to commit an act of genocide, I'll have to do it later.

827 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7166 19:19 [No]

>>826
Stop procrastinating, will ya ?

828 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7167 11:20 [No]

Sorry, but it seems that dreaming of pictures is the best I can do.

829 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7167 14:07 [No]

>>825 well, what did he drink? Maybe one beer per video? That isn't really anything at all, even if you drink it all in ten seconds. I was always under the impression that he was sponsored by Yuengling or Rolling Rock.

Who cares anyway, since he kind of sucks - same "I'm so mad at this game" shtick every video. Better than some Youtube game idiots, for sure, but it still gets old pretty quick.

830 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7167 15:40 [No]

I felt her image inflate to fill the entire inside of my skull, painting my mind like a canvas - as I painted her, so long ago. I'm scared.

831 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-7167 20:11 [No]

http://4-ch.net/news/kareha.pl/1366056183/l50

832 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7168 04:29 [No]

THERE IS NO DISC THREE YOU ASSHOLE

833 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7168 04:39 [No]

How come my nose can excrete more mucus than my penis? It isn't fun! The evolution is stupid! Your god is stupid if you don't believe in evolution!

834 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7168 05:23 [No]

http://www.antipope.org/charlie/blog-static/2013/04/psa-ignore-the-news.html

835 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7168 08:00 [No]

We both know how this is going to end. Prepare your fingers.

836 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7168 09:51 [No]

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck I wish i had slept instead of pokemoning then i could have gotten all that work done and had a chance to sleep

837 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7168 09:57 [No]

>>836
Then you would regret both not doing your work and not pokemoning.

838 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7168 10:39 [No]

Have some faith, you!

839 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7168 17:36 [No]

I kind of want to make a DQN Synchronet BBS that also crawls USENET, specifically comp.os.plan9 and higher. I could mount games on it like syn does. But I still have to figure out how to configure it yet.

840 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7168 17:41 [No]

Can a plant be cute?

841 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7168 17:49 [No]

When the DQN Short Novel Audiobook does come out I'm buying 80 copies and giving them away for christmass presents. Sadly I will be the only recipient since I am always alone for christmass.

842 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7168 18:30 [No]

>>841
I'll record it if you like my voice

843 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7168 22:19 [No]

😡 not cool man

844 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7168 22:57 [No]

>>843
😞

845 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7169 00:07 [No]

http://😡.com

846 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7169 01:03 [No]

no stop

847 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7169 02:19 [No]

😆 make me

848 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7169 02:32 [No]

🌚🌝

849 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7169 02:36 [No]

8===D

850 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7169 03:19 [No]

The only thing keeping Flash alive is porn, ads, and Homestuck.

851 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7169 06:24 [No]

>>850
Don't forget youtube and crappy browser games.

852 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7169 06:31 [No]

I have resolved to never find out what Homestuck is

853 Name: !ewaSmoOpY2 : 1993-09-7169 06:51 [No]

Smoopys Smoopy smoopy

854 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7169 07:14 [No]

>>850
But porn and ads are a huge part of the Internet. That's like saying the only thing keeping the steel industry alive is the automobile industry.

855 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7169 09:25 [No]

Now, all I have to do is seduce myself.

856 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7169 09:44 [No]

How come Jeremy Clarkson doesn't have a knighthood yet?

857 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7169 13:56 [No]

Lalalalalala~

858 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7169 14:17 [No]

>>851

I DID forget that. Thank you.

859 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7169 15:27 [No]

Midori is great!
Except on windows.

860 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7169 16:49 [No]

I'll make damned sure that not a single ray of sunlight ever graces your wretched body again.

861 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7169 17:03 [No]

>>852
Your loss.

862 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7169 17:06 [No]

>>861
Hah yeah right

863 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7169 17:14 [No]

If you're going to operate a pirate radio station don't operate it on Military, NPR, or WS bands.

864 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7169 19:16 [No]

>>861
I stopped reading when it became page after page of chat logs. A couple of years ago, that was.
Its sheer enormitude and format as an unrelenting stream of updates is sure to exclude a casual reader who ever wants to read it and get up to speed.
Hell, even a week away made it infeasible and quite laborious to empty my feed reader.

865 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7169 21:41 [No]

>>842 I thought we went through this, people claimed the chapters they were going to read (I picked a couple) and then... nothing happened

866 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7169 23:39 [No]

>>865
The book isn't done being written yet, plus no one is motivated enough to get on vocaroo.

867 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7170 00:25 [No]

I'm the same as >>864. I enjoyed reading through Problem Sleuth, even though the later parts got a little complicated, but Homestuck is just ridiculous. Eventually I just gave up trying to keep up with it. There's something to be said for the value of a succinct, self-contained story. Homestuck is just a monstrosity.

868 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7170 03:54 [No]

My mom calls Shimamura-kun "Booboli Bear"
　　(~)
γ´⌒｀ヽ
{i:i:i:i:i:i:i:i: }
（　´・ω・）

869 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7170 05:25 [No]

　　　　　　　＿＿＿_
　　　　　／　　　　　＼
　　　　／　　　　　　　＼ DQN DQN LOL
　　　／　　　　(●）　（●）＼　　
　　 |　　　　（ﾄｪｪｪｪｪｪｪｪｲ） |　　　
　　　＼　　　＼ェｪｪｪェ／／　.　　
＿＿／　　　　　　　　　 `ヽ　　　
| |　/　　 ,.　　　　　　　　i　　

870 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7170 09:30 [No]

Am I twitching again?

871 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7170 09:30 [No]

All this talking about Homestuck makes me want to make an AA of the "let me tell you about Homestuck" security guy. That look on his face is just priceless.

872 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7170 10:22 [No]

No, I'm talking about the little voice in the back of my head that keeps chanting "Incest, incest, incest".

873 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7170 13:11 [No]

>>871
lol I forgot about him.

874 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7170 13:17 [No]

I can't get the Hiragana deck I downloaded from Textfugu to work with Anki for Android.

875 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7170 15:40 [No]

Why on earth would someone need flashcards to learn hiragana?

876 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7170 16:01 [No]

>>875
All you need is te Wikipedia page

877 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7170 16:24 [No]

This board isn't individualist enough.

878 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7170 16:34 [No]

>>877
But is it elitist enough?

879 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7170 16:43 [No]

>>877
We're a superstructure, that's only one step up from the hivemind of the citadel, there must be no individualism or we'll be destroyed and no longer be elitist.

880 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7170 16:48 [No]

>>879
It isn't hivemind if you don't start agreeing with me! Now, get out of my thread, I'm going to weep here and wallow in my own misery.

881 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7170 19:58 [No]

Spilling and spinning through. That's all I'll need.

882 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7170 21:21 [No]

Ma wa ru
Mawaru

883 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7171 09:16 [No]

Actually, believe it or not, I was trying to mock you.

884 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7171 11:10 [No]

>>883
My reaction might have looked naive, but in reality I was mocking your feeble aping. That's because ― let's just face the harsh truth for a second ― I'm way smarter than you.

885 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7171 12:42 [No]

>>883,884
Consider this: Both of you were trying to mock each other. Neither of you noticed.
Was either mock successful?

886 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7171 14:22 [No]

the wise man mocks the fool but the mocked man mocks the mocker.

887 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7171 17:34 [No]

It's five past catharsis!

888 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-7171 21:32 [No]

I went to go apply for a job at a bar and the Rustic Overtones are all here eating and debating conspiracy theories about the Boston bombings.

889 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7171 21:34 [No]

work, or pack up and go to the bathroom.... decisions, decisions...

890 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7171 23:47 [No]

Which is better: to make a mediocre, forgettable post or not to post at all?

891 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7172 00:20 [No]

>>890
It depends, sometimes a collection of forgettable posts can be better together than no posts at all.

892 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7172 06:30 [No]

http://i.minus.com/iWNCz5UYNtz2z.gif

893 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7172 14:43 [No]

Look upon yourself and weep! For you have become nought but a receptacle.

894 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7172 16:24 [No]

>>893
( ˃ ヮ˂) For pee!

895 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7173 03:52 [No]

Hey, you're a pretty nice guy.

896 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7173 04:37 [No]

I'm starting to dig sushi

897 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7173 04:38 [No]

Frank Zappa and video games.

898 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7173 08:15 [No]

hakujin

899 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7173 11:21 [No]

全て忘れて！全て忘れて！
これから一人。

900 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7173 11:51 [No]

no you don't have ADD you're just a lazy shit

901 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7173 12:43 [No]

Regardless of whether it helps or not, it might make me hate myself less.

902 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7173 16:24 [No]

Where is my balls?

903 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7173 17:23 [No]

>>899 will soon learn the advantages of being alone and forgetting and removing others from your life

904 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7173 19:00 [No]

>>903
What are they? I'd like to know if I missed any.

905 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7173 20:45 [No]

Please, somebody, tell me it's all going to be okay.

906 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7173 22:51 [No]

What are some fun, free, outdoor activities? It's hot!

907 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7173 23:51 [No]

>>905
It will be different than you expect, but it will be OK. It already is.

908 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7173 23:55 [No]

>>906
Swimming, urban exploring, geocaching (only free if you already have a smart phone or gps, or you could try it with triangulation and maps), parkour

909 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7174 02:15 [No]

>>906
Biking, running, tree climbing, >>908

DQN, How useable is a having BA in Linguistics after university? I want to learn things I like but I also want to have a job.

910 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7174 02:21 [No]

>>909
Minor in it, baby

911 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7174 02:21 [No]

>>906
stone kicking, tree petting, sun staring, hill rolling

912 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7174 02:30 [No]

Oh no oh no oh no oh no I can't fail that test no no no no nononononononononononononononononononono

913 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7174 08:05 [No]

>>911
Don't forget flower gazing, cloud spotting and cross dressing.

914 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7174 09:07 [No]

Can I put a frilly little bonnet on my cross? I think it'd be very cute.

915 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7174 11:25 [No]

>>906
Karting, car racing, unicycle jousting, golf (if you're a rich bore), trainspotting, nature photography (camping! Camp out next to some heron and wait until it catches something ― what a magnificent action shot it would make!), lollygagging.

>>908
All of these are risky and dangerous. You might catch a disease or get assaulted, or hurt yourself.

>>909
The first two might get you chased by some rabid dogs making the third a necessity. It's gravely dangerous, as you can see.

>>911
You might hurt your limbs and other organs by doing any of those.

>>913
Allergies, lack of awareness, others' ignorance are contributing to risk factors in these activities.

As you can see, my suggestions are the safest. Karting is just a jolly good fun, the worst that can happen is that you slowly bump into a short wall of tyres. Racing might require some investments, but in the end you just have to mend a car with some duct tape - and everything will be fine. Unicycle jousting demands some unicycle training and an understanding partner, but it's the safest sport in the world. And the worst that could happen on the golf course is that you might die of old age. The rest of activities are just slightly more boring than reading Wikipedia but equally safe.

916 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7174 13:19 [No]

Don't listen to >>915, or you could get yourself killed! You should stick to truly safe and honorable pasttimes, such as fisticuffs, bear wrestling, swamp raking, wild horse taming, mudsliding, bridge scaling or lumberjacking.

917 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7174 15:22 [No]

I feared something like this for so long - and now that it's finally happened, I'm frankly surprised at how blasé I am about the whole thing.

I bear no grudge, I bear no grudge...

918 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7174 17:34 [No]

I hate people who say "gooey" in place of GUI.

919 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7174 17:35 [No]

I wish America had a Wakaba mark equivalent. Everyone's always so aggressive, and maybe them knowing I'm a shitty driver would cause them to slow down a bit when I want to merge instead of try to pass me.

920 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7174 18:05 [No]

>>919
http://en.rian.ru/david_burghardt_blog/20110912/166780068.html
Get yourself one of these yellow triangles with exclamation mark and hope for anybody else to understand it.
Or find a relevant "for dummies" book and stick it instead.

921 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7174 18:23 [No]

Data is beautiful.

922 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7174 20:34 [No]

Data are beautiful.

923 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7174 20:41 [No]

>>922
My name is Day-tah, not Dah-tuh. That is simply how my name is pronounced.

924 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7174 22:36 [No]

>>919
You could hang a "STUDENT DRIVER" sign in the rear window. Probably won't stop the assholes though. And coming from someone who lives in Japan, the Wakaba mark doesn't really help either. Impatient people will still try to pass you. In fact, some of them will try even harder because they don't want to get stuck behind someone they think will be slow.

925 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7175 05:43 [No]

>>919
bicycle

926 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7175 05:48 [No]

I hate pants. I wish I could go back in time and prevent pants.

927 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7175 06:04 [No]

>>924
Yeah, as mentioned in >>920's article, some drivers might try to scare the shit out of you because of this. For giggles.

928 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7175 06:23 [No]

What are those standing desks? Is it just another overrated piece of trendy trash? Is there any serious scientific research behind this beyond "that one guy died sitting in the chair", "you will die sitting" and some random numbers with percent signs?

929 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7175 07:54 [No]

>>928
I'm certainly not an advocate of it but it's probably something to do with posture. Humans are bipedal, not bumpedal, after all.

930 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7175 08:38 [No]

Rhubarb is a wonderful word. Rhubarb. Rhubarb rhubarb rhubarb.

931 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-7175 15:27 [No]

xmpp is awesome.

932 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7175 19:20 [No]

She's a happy little 800 year old philanthropist.

933 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7175 21:43 [No]

>>928 I think the whole "sitting kills you" thing is bullshit designed to scare people. I'm being warned not to sit for a long time - great. So I can skip my necessary one-two hours of driving per day and having to sit for hours on end when I go back to school this fall, right? Not everybody lives in some fuck ass hippy town like Portland where every office has standing desks and ergonomic chairs or whatever.

Despite all that, I've worked at a spare old sloped standing desk with a high stool for a few weeks now. Nobody at work was using it, but I really like it. It's sort of a cheap version of an old 18th - 19th cen. drawing table. I need to find out the model so I can buy one for my apartment.

934 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7176 03:29 [No]

I'm wearing a digital Shrek 2 watch

935 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7176 06:40 [No]

I want to wear short shorts no matter what

936 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7176 08:07 [No]

I'm not going to drink coffee this morning

937 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7176 10:44 [No]

>>933
I don't get it, do you enjoy standing or what? Do you believe in any health benefits from doing it? As for me, I'm still a firm believer in comfortable chairs.

938 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7176 11:23 [No]

>>936
Update: It has just become not morning so I'm going to drink lots of coffee now

939 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7176 14:12 [No]

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

940 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7176 14:42 [No]

(´･ω･`) I've got my eye on you.

941 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7176 17:04 [No]

Sounds like breathing, doesn't it.

942 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7176 18:43 [No]

dwooooooo---dwoo-eeee-doo-doooo
(dummmmmmmmm---)

943 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7176 18:48 [No]

I'm going to attempt to make an image file that shows all the sjis/AA characters, their names, a brief description, and their origin. (2ch, Channel-4, SAoVQ)

944 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7176 18:55 [No]

>>943
Ok

945 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7176 19:09 [No]

>>943
Why would you make an image of something that
a) is 100% text by definition
b) has been done several times before?

946 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7176 19:17 [No]

Nice day today. Saw mountains, day automatically good as a result.

947 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7176 19:22 [No]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

948 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7176 19:46 [No]

The answer is definitely Lepidoptera. But what was the question?

949 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7176 20:35 [No]

>>945
If you honestly can't answer your own questions feel kinda bad for you
Not even that guy

950 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7176 20:54 [No]

>>949
Well thanks for setting me straigh-- oh
Unless it's for practise, then there is no need to do such a thing.

951 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7176 22:13 [No]

There is no need to do anything.
There is no need to be here.
There is no need to live.

952 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7177 02:52 [No]

Finals are looming.

953 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7177 02:55 [No]

I know, I'll use the new HTML5 EME standards to blacklist anyone not running Inferno OS and implement it in major plugins and popular features.

954 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7177 07:54 [No]

The perfect music with which to enjoy the full moon.

955 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7177 13:37 [No]

KnJ is over, it's like a hole in my soul has appeared and a number of good friends have died.

956 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7177 16:49 [No]

Torta! Torta! Torta!

957 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7177 21:02 [No]

Tonight was apparently a "penumbral lunar eclipse", so I went out to see what I could see. A lesser man would be upset that the view of the moon was blocked by clouds, but I must say that the clouds were rather beautiful themselves.

958 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7178 08:35 [No]

I now know what I will do with my life.

959 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7178 15:23 [No]

According to the TV advert that phone has all the internet you'll ever need!

By the same company that I saw an advert on the side of a bus for, which described its phone as "designed for internetting"

960 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7178 15:39 [No]

>>958
How does your life purpose compare to that of http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1258346190/?

961 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7178 19:18 [No]

>>960

I am not as awesome as that man/woman/humanoid.

962 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7178 23:17 [No]

Perhaps it would've been better if I'd just stayed there until my lungs prolapsed out of my mouth.

963 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7179 00:45 [No]

I'm sorry

964 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7179 01:33 [No]

I am content.

965 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7179 09:43 [No]

I am 100% original content.

966 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7179 10:10 [No]

Fuck consumption!

967 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7179 10:17 [No]

I'm at yoshinoya. The guy across from me at the U-shaped table (which is really more of a II shape) put a shit ton of ginger on his beef bowl. I think he might be a veteran.

968 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7179 10:59 [No]

No daddy! I don't wanna be a crystallographer!

969 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7179 16:16 [No]

>>968 but look how happy all these people are: https://encrypted.google.com/search?q=crystallographer&hl=en&tbm=isch
It's probably the single happiest job ever!

970 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7179 16:30 [No]

>>966
I hope you get better soon

971 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7179 16:50 [No]

Good heavens, the thread's almost over.

972 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7179 21:56 [No]

Having just skimmed through it, this was definitely one of the better iterations of this thread. It was full of pleasant memories, silly posts and no ridiculous drama; much better than, for instance, #5, which I can't help but floccinaucinihilipilificate.

973 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7179 22:10 [No]

I just remembered this. There was this guy on an online game named Dohemio Zork and he told me that I could be Dohemio Zerg. I didn't really know what he meant, so I declined. Immediately, he got angry and left the game. A while later, out of curiosity, I Googled Dohemio Zork. All that came up was an Urban Dictionary entry made by Dohemio Zork. After that I Googled Dohemio Zerg, and the same thing appeared.

974 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7179 22:41 [No]

I hate the universe and I want to dissipate

975 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7180 04:16 [No]

Holy shit, Inferno for the NDS.

976 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7180 07:58 [No]

>>977
tshirt slogan
go

977 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7180 09:07 [No]

Why would I want to have somebody else's thought printed on a t-shirt?

978 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7180 09:11 [No]

Why would I want to have somebody else's thought printed on a t-shirt?

979 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7180 10:24 [No]

It wasn't a proxy; I enjoyed it for its own sake. Now shut up.

980 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7180 11:28 [No]

If you don't have anything nice to say, say it in the most hilariously exaggerated form possible.

981 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7180 11:53 [No]

I'll do something productive today.

982 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7180 14:34 [No]

There's a hole in my finger.

There's a hole. In my finger.

983 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7180 18:56 [No]

Watercolours won't save me.

984 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7180 20:23 [No]

>>982

You should get that checked out...

985 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7180 22:36 [No]

>>981
transformative*

986 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7181 01:16 [No]

>>982

STOP your gettin bLOOD all OVeR the ketybourd

987 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7181 10:21 [No]

fuck me I hate myself why did I start playing WoW

EXAM SEASON SOON

I'M SO FUYCKED

p.s. captcha is rather appropriately "exeme"

988 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7181 12:07 [No]

I want to play a computer game involving cute girls in frilly dresses.

989 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7181 13:03 [No]

I've been feeling really weird since doing diphenhydramine a few days ago. I feel really emotionally flat but tense at the same time. My mind feels like a restless child thats been forced to sit down. Im also getting the weird sound amplification and things seem to have a dead, eerie quality. I keep spacing out.

Apparently its normal for these effects to linger for a while, but its still a piss-off.

990 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7181 14:19 [No]

>>989
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXg4H-1M2EY

991 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7181 14:59 [No]

There's something disturbing about the language of "getting" a boyfriend or girlfriend, as if they were a commodity. Japanese isn't much better with 彼女ができた。Like getting a significant other is an achievement in a game.

On the other hand, maybe this is just being honest. Life is one big game, and relationships are no different. It's human nature to compete for the best mate possible. Of course, love is complicated than that. I'm probably just overthinking it.

992 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7181 15:22 [No]

Damn, I really want that >>999 GET.

993 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7181 16:43 [No]

アイ　ラブ　ユー、　ディー　キュー　エン！

994 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7181 17:47 [No]

If someone if broken up by something you think it's odd to be broken up about, then there is probably a really really really good reason they are broken up about it.

995 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7181 17:49 [No]

I think I did good on my exam DQN!

996 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7181 17:55 [No]

>>995
Congratulations! I have my first exam out of fifteen this Thursday.

997 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7181 18:15 [No]

Doubleyous look like doublevees in this font.

998 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7181 18:24 [No]

Imagine the rage that would ensue if I got this GET.

999 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7181 18:24 [No]

I WANT TO PUT MY PENIS IN A DEAD GIRL

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