Changes in v11.0:
I don't want to pay ten bux to suck admins' dicks, but I need friends!
>>350
And I don't want to look for them in some sort of addictive MMOG. Only young addicts and people with mental disorders regularly play these games anyway. I've had enough of those in my life.
>>351
As for imageboards, these places are crowded with stalkers, insane and other creepy folk that would love to "dox", assault or ruin someone's personal life in some way.
>>352
Though I know that textboards have usually much better people, especially thematic boards, but I don't feel like I'm experienced enough in any creative activity to post there, let alone contact somebody personally. Of course I have lots of questions to ask like "What are those funny letters and numbers in a tracker?", "Where do I get free samples or how do I create my own ones?", "How to create high quality textures from photos?", "How do I set brushes up?", "What are the basics of good storytelling?", "How do I make characters and write dialogues that neither too boring nor unrealistic?", "What is a pattern and what language is the best?" or "What should I learn to disassemble a program and understand how it works?" http://www.catb.org/esr/faqs/smart-questions.html basically asks to value people's time and try to research everything on your own.
>>353
Which simply doesn't work when you feel somewhat lost and lonely without somebody, with whom you could discuss your thoughts and feelings. You―no, that's "I"―I can't decide what is the most interesting thing to do, which means no focus, no progress, no achievements, no friends. It's a vicious circle.
>>354
Can you name a single artist, composer, writer or inventor that had no friends? Exactly, there are none.
But what about mass murderers, serial killers or political assassins? Well, almost all of them were rejected and lonely. However, since I don't feel this way, I don't think it's time for me to start collecting knives or guns and dream about putting everyone out of their misery.
I should probably go to a local library and try to chat up a cute student.
>>355
I take this point back. There are lots of famous dull and boring people that are forced on us by school or by media, but there are also those whose names are lost in time, those who created ludicrous useless crap that never caught on, those who weren't afraid to experiment and to go beyond. The true DQN.
Still, I should find a cute girl who would listen to all inane crap that I have to say.
That coffee tasted like a poop. A heavily caffeinated poop.
You know what a heavily caffeinated poop tastes like? Ewwww
>>358
No, but from what I read on-line poop tastes sour. So, I figured I drank caffeinated poop.
I'm not going to try watering down my stool, though. I didn't like that coffee. I don't think that poo is sterile.
>>342
Thanks, I wasted an hour reading about interesting types of power sockets and adapters.
I guess smoking tastes like poop too. Some people love poo.
The time machine was a failure. I'm still in 1993. Sigh.
Where does Pac-Man gain the extra pixels?
Why doesn't Sonic murder Robotnic?
Imagine: you post shit about the Queen, and SAS busts in your house this instant.
Oh no, the only episode of Touko Pouko that had English subtitles was removed from youtube.
I dare you to stop this drill with your buttocks.
I love the smell of ozone in the morning.
Stupid rain is too loud. Look at the time, rain!
By polarisation of focusativity on a opti-cereal gamma tube it can be proven that this "scientific conference" is a giant fraud.
Why are lists of recent activity called "feed"? For example, RSS feed, YouTube feed.
Well, who eats actual feed? Cattle does.
Oh look, it's morning already.
please don't misuse 'linguistic idealization' thank you
Okay, I won't, but you have to promise to never reveal my secret identity.
I've decided on Hoshiguma Yuugi as my favorite touhou!
What's the game?
All dicks should have their balls sewn to their foreheads
Rap music should be called "rape" for what it does to my ears.
I can feel the change coming! It's almost here!
>>395
Rap is not music. Even wobbly dubstep and some random Japanese noise are music. So, my opinions on music are rather mild.
French hip-hop music is not bad actually. It's more melodic, and I don't understand the language. I have a hard time understanding aggressive black people with microphones either, but it has nothing to do with my knowledge of English.
Come to think of it, Chinese and Hong Kong hip-hop is okay. Don't get me wrong here, I'm not prejudiced against American people of African descent. It's just that "French", "Chinese" and "Hong Kong" are the only things that come to my mind when I think "rap" and "enjoyable".
Music is a way of listening. This might seem like a cop-out solution, but it's really true that music is something different to everyone. Can't we just leave it at that without imposing our own definitions on others?
Personally I enjoy underground hip-hop and some of the early '80s rap.
I don't like to say that they shook my foundations, but they did.
Wheeled human transportation device
I don't know how to cross-thread-reference but that film about underground polar robot zombie nazis was great
>>403
I could only find this: http://youtu.be/22qH0RWdosQ
It looks like a Touhou game with Western (shitty) graphics and wrong orientation.
>>404
Took a while to find it but it's "Nazis at the Center of the Earth"
>>405
It seems that this topic was big last year. "Iron Sky" had nazis on the moon.
We need a movie about Nazis secretly living in somebody's basement or in a swimming pool.
I heard him say, "Bloody NORAD"
Whaling wall
I google my own thoughts...
>I'm greener than the other guy.
Hopefully, adding "Computer, I demand" to your search query will improve the quality of results.
Gackt ist kackt.
Oh, it seems that I missed the supermoon. There is only half of it left. And for some reason the dark half is visible too.
I feel... scared?
おはようございます
I can't believe that "Computer, I demand" thingie actually worked on Google!
The only problem with soundproofing a room is that it eliminates all sounds except the most annoying ones.
Guns don't kill people, people lose their will to live. Also, http://youtu.be/eAKtZ_r0V6E
annual loss of life to a cake
http://tinyurl.com/n7zcrva this is a pretty DQN thing to do.
Idea. "YOLO" servers for multiplayer shooters: you die, you get kicked.
>>331
I know, right? It's silly how few people do metaprogramming, but it also makes me optimistic that there may still be a niche I could fill with a business I started. Wanna join?
Donate if you want Edward Cullen to turn Justin Bieber into a forever young handsome sparkling vampire.
Conformancer ― a powerful law-abiding wizard.
Confirmancer ― a wizard who confirms all the inane rumours and talks or claims to be an eyewitness to them.
>>426,427
The former is usually seen on TV bashfully trying to describe his disapproval of somebody else's unusual actions.
The latter dwells in youtube comments.
I should be really going outside to meet an old friend of mine, but I feel very nervous about getting to know his acquaintances. What if somebody lives in roughly the same part of the city as I do and we will have to take ride home together? Last time that happened, we spent the whole journey mildly criticizing religion, business and politics―subjects that are banned on the ham radio, to give you a clue―and that was our first chat ever!
http://www.sheppardsoftware.com/content/animals/kidscorner/animaldiet/omnivore.gif
Veggie, you are a human being, god dammit! Go and chew somebody's face off!
If people's gayness is said to be determined by their genetics then they should be legally recognized only if they have a medical certificate that proves their gayness. And only these people should be allowed to marry with all benefits that it provides.
>>432
They should be told to stop pretending and get some spanking.
>>431
I think you wanted to say "If people's gayness is determined by their genetics", which, by the way, probably isn't the case.
I don't think I like the concept of a person's sexuality being "legally recognized", and I don't understand why you would.
I'm not quite sure why you're trying to put this arbitrary restriction on gay marriage. Marriage as an institution is already sort of broken nowadays, and restricting people's access to it (or the benefits it provides) based on their sexual orientation alone is plain and stupid discrimination. I expect you have some vague ideas of why it isn't; let me tell you where you're wrong.
various objects in space
Why would anybody make a modern interpretation of opera classics? Why would anybody want to watch it even if it was free?
I remember putting three petals of a sakura blossom inside Kurt Vonnegut's Jailbird, but I don't remember which page it was. All I could find was a bit of dust.
Vaporwave is pretty nice
Hello, Sun! Let me just close these drapes over here.
There is a problem with those drapes.
http://xkcd.com/508/
Helpful advice: if your ice-cream became too hard to carve in the freezer you can use a sharp knife to cut it out.
Imagine that we are all software. It doesn't change anything from an everyday perspective. All menial tasks and routines remain the same, but the concept of reincarnation suddenly starts making sense.
I'm off to IKEA, twitter.
I'm going to buy everything that has a Swedish flag or "made in Sweden" printed on it.
>>445, shh.
Unlike you I don't have social network accounts that denote me as a DQN or that have any niche jokes or memes posted. So, shh.
Why are you staring at me? Do I know you? Is there something on my face?
Coming home. I feel tired and a bit lonely, yet satisfied because of all this useless tat and a nice Swedish dinner.
