Changes in v11.0:
Icravesmokedsalmon
These folding seats feel so uncomfortable. I bet this is how child seat in a car feels like.
Subway sandwich: blue with white, and smells of bums.
Sleep tight, old bum. You will be the only survivor if "potential enemy" strikes first.
I name you Artyom, old bum, for you shall get metro rid of whatever the book protagonist gets it rid of.
O, my! O, my! What a treacherous little phone! Turning off on its own master!
No offence, Muslim brothers, but a girl in a head wrap just looks more "explode-y" than any other girl. Statistics would probably back my words up.
Action packed adventurer
I'm so uncertain whenever I would like to see a continuation or a remake of FLCL. On the one hand, I hold it as the greatest anime of all time, and I would love to see it again in a fresh style, now that time has passed. On the other, due to the very same reason I'm very afraid that they might botch it, and that subtle magic of the original series will disappear.
>>460
Don't worry. There will never be a remake or continuation of FLCL.
Gainax is dead.
Oh my god, there are actually some smart and sane people reading and responding to youtube comments! I even learned something new there today. I'm shocked, I'm stunned, my hope for humanity is at an all-time high.
I'd like to equate the number of posts in the "current thought" threads.
>>461
Do you mean dead as a company, i.e. bankrupt, or "spiritually", "creatively" dead? In the second case, it's even more troubling because they might want to revive or restart the classics.
However, I will always remember them for DAICON opening animations.
>>463
And a guy in the other thread is trying to widen the gap!
Just to think of it, we are nearing 1000 posts total! In just as little as 36 days!
Having two simultaneous threads feels like being inside a bipolar brain though.
\ Hey, catch this memostick and get out of here!
\ But I told you to use a minimemodisk!
\ It jammed! Now, hurry! Run!
Poll: Do you always pee when you have to poop?
I want to go to Austria and watch kangaroos and then travel to neighbouring Denmark to do some skiing.
The concept of some sort of trading cards and "ultra-rares" in blind bags is sickening. What's the importance of those characters if I have never heard of them and they hold no personal appeal? You could at least make them look nice. And don't give me the regular "kids would enjoy any crap" rubbish!
First names in Latin are baffling. For example, girls were usually called by their order: Maior, Minor (or Secunda), then Tertia and so on. For boys ordinal numbers as a name began on the fifth son. However, you could be one of the first four and still be named Decimus.
Corean Cowls are cewl.
Andy Warhol was a tit.
Wait, was it Alan Prost just now? I think it was him.
Nothing makes people more excited and happy in the zoo than a large animal with an erection.
Writing CVs makes me feel like a total wanker.
>>478
For some reason I thought at first that you were writing it in Japanese!
There is absolutely no reason to do that.
Does anyone have any experience with twitter? What is a polite form to post? Do you have to greet your followers every morning? What topics are NG, what should I avoid? Should I hash-tag everything or should I turn them into punchlines?
I'm crying just because my eyes hurt. I haven't felt any emotions lately except annoyance and anger. But mostly it's numbness.
Trawling in the seas,
These reefs, they will not heal.
You call this a flooding? Your ankles are barely covered!
Only frauds and crooks would want technology like Google Glasses to be banned, because they don't want you to secretly record them constantly breaking laws. That's why you might hear all sorts of outcries about privacy from politicians, experts and other lot. They'd argue that it's both for other people (camera), and for you (tracking). But hey, what about CCTV and smartphones? The former already watch you almost everywhere: streets, banks, bars, shops, transport \ all sorts of public places where personal privacy hardly exists anyway. It's just that in case of CCTV the information is much easier to control and manipulate, which is good news for corrupt officials and conmen. As for GPS and mobile network tracking, well, it's nothing new since the advent of iPhone.
As long as you don't plan on becoming a villain, this magnificent piece of technology is your friend.
As technology becomes more and more precise, dust particles turn finer and finer. No filters will be able to hold it soon.
more like deflatable bed
Help! He's trying to put a gay spell on me!
Of course I have something to hide.
>>486
I agree that Google Glass isn't any more privacy-invading than existing technology, and I'm all for it. As you note, it gives the citizens equal footing with the government that is already watching you.
However, I disagree that only the guilty care about privacy. Privacy gives us freedom and comfort. This article sums up my feelings pretty well:
http://www.wired.com/politics/security/commentary/securitymatters/2006/05/70886
Alarm clock is the worst invention ever.
No, there isn't a "commie" republic within Russia, it's Komi Republic.
>>485
What about language if English is not my first language? I understand that it mostly depends on my personal preference, but is it okay to mix them, or should I just write country/city in a profile info? So people would go, "Wow! He's from that country and he knows English!" It is not the same as youtube, however, where people seem to subscribe just for funny accents and silly jokes.
As for text-speak, I don't know it. And why would anybody bother to decipher a message if its author didn't put any effort into writing it?
>>469
Yes, but I agree with Dali's idea of mixing the "substances" to be repulsive. He had a wonderful idea of toilet/throne that would look like a sculpture of two dolphins with their mouths open.
u thing u loose
I just invented a portmanteau for "awful nuisance". It's awfulance!
>>485
Yoshinoya Veteran here.
I recommend going there at least several times a day, but there is no standard style for it. Just eat what comes naturally, the chefs prefer a unique style. I recommend staying a little informal.
Generally, it's wise to stay away from any sort of extra-large, extra-sauce, or other such grandiose requests. Extra orders are best used occasionally, mainly to provide garnish or additional flavor. A good example would be: "Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large!" vs "Give me a beef bowl with extra green onion." In my opinion, the latter is the vet's way of eating, and the taste is unbeatable. Just beware that this way, the chefs will have you marked from then on.
Additionally, I don't speak for everyone when I say this but within my group of gourmets, women and children are frowned upon.
So, eat frequently, and make sure to "garnish" your orders by adding the occasional extra green onion!
If your experience is anything like mine was, you'll probably find a bunch of competitors on the opposite side of the U-shaped table and fight to the death, not unlike a kaiten zushi. Good luck!
Do you know any good plants for a small room? I was going to ask about "oxygen-producing" ones, but then remembered that plants breathe at nights and consume almost as much oxygen as they produce in daylight.
Sansevieria should be good.
I want to fill my room with oxygen and flick a lighter.
Stupid lorry driver, where did you learn to park? Way to turn a slight curve into a sharp turn.
>>496
I know a lot of people who speak English, though it is not their first language. There's definitely people who switch between them however.
>>491
http://mobile.nytimes.com/2013/06/02/opinion/sunday/the-banality-of-googles-dont-be-evil.html
I don't share Assange's grim and pessimistic depiction of the future, but I like the title picture.
The world's largest Giant Ass
>>505
ttp://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2013/06/02/sunday-review/02ASSANGEsub/02ASSANGEsub-superJumbo.jpg extra large (with extra sauce)
Don't think, trust your gut.
You want how much for your work? You're researching the drug that will save millions, probably even you! It's for everybody, and it's for you! You should have a personal interest in this. Come on, do it for free.
ESA, please stop giving names of the greatest scientists to what is basically a space lorry that will be destroyed on re-entry.
People are going to launch spacecraft for a couple decades then consider that "there is nothing worth out there". Thus they will slowly descend into Apathy.
Blessed by Noseybonk.
science is theologically incorrect
God put us on the ground and put the "ancient" stuff under it as toys and gifts for us (bones and oil?)
Natural gas should be considered "Our Lord's flatulence", and all rights to its extraction, sale and distribution should be given to Vatican.
Loss of ironic thought.
There wasn't a cute librarian...
Let's go on a train and pretend that it's The Enterprise!
Bash him in PMs and stalk him all over the web forums!
To mend a diesel car buy a new one with a petrol engine.
slo.wr, web 2.0 portal for people who like to take things easy.
wanna go to space
space ship docking photos and videos are strangely erotic
Too bored to read.
burgled king
Repent and homogenize!
Research topic: "Consequences of sexting on an interplanetary flight."
Don't lie about "the new format".
>>529
Missing a critical time window, over/undershooting target, failing proper reentry operations. Probably short circuits and malfunctions caused by free-flying liquids.
Eat chocolates. Eat more chocolates.
Best hiding spot is under bunk bed's upper... err... upper deck.
>>529
Spontaneous self-combustion. At least my mum told me that this would happen if I ever masturbate.
Are we there yet?
When you see somebody planking, plank that person and make sure that your crotch is over their butt. Get an erection if you don't find this set-up embarrassing enough.
You choose, I lose.
Won't let you pick, dork, forget it.
Do you have your nasal hair trimmed?
Ring me forever, alarm clock.
Don't give up now.
That bus seat makes me feel like I'm a soldier riding on a Huey, ready to rain down fire and freedom on the villages below.
Focus your Qi.
Keep your cadence steady. No, it doesn't have anything to do with your collection of pony toys, just keep cycling.