[Contentless]ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought.[Brains] [Thinking] [Personal] [#11] (999)

1 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7181 18:28

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450 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7216 18:00

Icravesmokedsalmon

451 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7216 18:03

These folding seats feel so uncomfortable. I bet this is how child seat in a car feels like.

452 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7216 18:16

Subway sandwich: blue with white, and smells of bums.

453 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7216 18:19

Sleep tight, old bum. You will be the only survivor if "potential enemy" strikes first.

454 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7216 18:37

I name you Artyom, old bum, for you shall get metro rid of whatever the book protagonist gets it rid of.

455 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7216 20:02

O, my! O, my! What a treacherous little phone! Turning off on its own master!

456 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7216 20:08

No offence, Muslim brothers, but a girl in a head wrap just looks more "explode-y" than any other girl. Statistics would probably back my words up.

457 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7216 20:17

>>445, you poop on a boot! You... You cum in a bum!

458 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7216 21:05

Action packed adventurer

459 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7216 21:32

>>457
Don't be evil.

460 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7216 22:15

I'm so uncertain whenever I would like to see a continuation or a remake of FLCL. On the one hand, I hold it as the greatest anime of all time, and I would love to see it again in a fresh style, now that time has passed. On the other, due to the very same reason I'm very afraid that they might botch it, and that subtle magic of the original series will disappear.

461 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7216 22:45

>>460
Don't worry. There will never be a remake or continuation of FLCL.

Gainax is dead.

462 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7216 22:53

Oh my god, there are actually some smart and sane people reading and responding to youtube comments! I even learned something new there today. I'm shocked, I'm stunned, my hope for humanity is at an all-time high.

463 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7216 22:56

I'd like to equate the number of posts in the "current thought" threads.

464 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7216 23:45

>>461
Do you mean dead as a company, i.e. bankrupt, or "spiritually", "creatively" dead? In the second case, it's even more troubling because they might want to revive or restart the classics.

However, I will always remember them for DAICON opening animations.

465 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7217 00:18

>>463
And a guy in the other thread is trying to widen the gap!

466 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7217 00:24

Just to think of it, we are nearing 1000 posts total! In just as little as 36 days!

467 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7217 00:28

Having two simultaneous threads feels like being inside a bipolar brain though.

468 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7217 08:55

\ Hey, catch this memostick and get out of here!
\ But I told you to use a minimemodisk!
\ It jammed! Now, hurry! Run!

469 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7217 09:45

Poll: Do you always pee when you have to poop?

470 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7217 10:37

I want to go to Austria and watch kangaroos and then travel to neighbouring Denmark to do some skiing.

471 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7217 12:39

The concept of some sort of trading cards and "ultra-rares" in blind bags is sickening. What's the importance of those characters if I have never heard of them and they hold no personal appeal? You could at least make them look nice. And don't give me the regular "kids would enjoy any crap" rubbish!

472 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7217 13:26

>>469
yeah

473 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7217 13:42

First names in Latin are baffling. For example, girls were usually called by their order: Maior, Minor (or Secunda), then Tertia and so on. For boys ordinal numbers as a name began on the fifth son. However, you could be one of the first four and still be named Decimus.

474 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7217 13:49

Corean Cowls are cewl.

475 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7217 13:51

Andy Warhol was a tit.

476 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7217 16:12

Wait, was it Alan Prost just now? I think it was him.

477 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7217 17:18

Nothing makes people more excited and happy in the zoo than a large animal with an erection.

478 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7217 17:55

Writing CVs makes me feel like a total wanker.

479 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7217 19:14

>>478
For some reason I thought at first that you were writing it in Japanese!

480 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7217 20:40

There is absolutely no reason to do that.

481 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7217 21:07

Does anyone have any experience with twitter? What is a polite form to post? Do you have to greet your followers every morning? What topics are NG, what should I avoid? Should I hash-tag everything or should I turn them into punchlines?

482 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7217 21:10

I'm crying just because my eyes hurt. I haven't felt any emotions lately except annoyance and anger. But mostly it's numbness.

483 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7217 21:20

Trawling in the seas,
These reefs, they will not heal.

484 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7217 21:52

You call this a flooding? Your ankles are barely covered!

485 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7217 22:13

>>481
Twitter Veteran here.

I recommend posting at least several times a day, but there is no standard style for it. Just try what comes naturally, people prefer a unique style. I recommend staying a little informal.

Generally, it's wise to stay away from any sort of discussion about Religion, Race or such things. Hashtags are best used occasionally, mainly to provide context or an additional comment. A good example would be: "Wow, I loved that episode of FLCL" vs "Wow, I loved that episode! #FLCL" In my opinion, the latter is a good use of hashtags, and your tweet is now easily found by other fans of FLCL. This way, people with similar interests will find you more easily.

Additionally, I don't speak for everyone when I say this but within my group of friends, text-speak is frowned upon.
So, tweet frequently, and make sure to "index" your activities when you post updates, by adding the occasional hashtag!

If your experience is anything like mine was, you'll probably find a bunch of people with similar interests and form a close group, not unlike an IRC channel. Good luck!

486 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7217 23:47

Only frauds and crooks would want technology like Google Glasses to be banned, because they don't want you to secretly record them constantly breaking laws. That's why you might hear all sorts of outcries about privacy from politicians, experts and other lot. They'd argue that it's both for other people (camera), and for you (tracking). But hey, what about CCTV and smartphones? The former already watch you almost everywhere: streets, banks, bars, shops, transport \ all sorts of public places where personal privacy hardly exists anyway. It's just that in case of CCTV the information is much easier to control and manipulate, which is good news for corrupt officials and conmen. As for GPS and mobile network tracking, well, it's nothing new since the advent of iPhone.

As long as you don't plan on becoming a villain, this magnificent piece of technology is your friend.

487 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7218 00:11

As technology becomes more and more precise, dust particles turn finer and finer. No filters will be able to hold it soon.

488 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7218 00:14

more like deflatable bed

489 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7218 00:19

Help! He's trying to put a gay spell on me!

490 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7218 02:38

Of course I have something to hide.

491 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7218 04:10

>>486
I agree that Google Glass isn't any more privacy-invading than existing technology, and I'm all for it. As you note, it gives the citizens equal footing with the government that is already watching you.

However, I disagree that only the guilty care about privacy. Privacy gives us freedom and comfort. This article sums up my feelings pretty well:
http://www.wired.com/politics/security/commentary/securitymatters/2006/05/70886

492 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7218 05:29

please stop

493 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7218 07:19

stop discussing things on a discussion board?

494 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7218 08:06

Alarm clock is the worst invention ever.

495 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7218 09:11

No, there isn't a "commie" republic within Russia, it's Komi Republic.

496 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7218 10:30

>>485
What about language if English is not my first language? I understand that it mostly depends on my personal preference, but is it okay to mix them, or should I just write country/city in a profile info? So people would go, "Wow! He's from that country and he knows English!" It is not the same as youtube, however, where people seem to subscribe just for funny accents and silly jokes.

As for text-speak, I don't know it. And why would anybody bother to decipher a message if its author didn't put any effort into writing it?

497 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7218 10:41

>>469
Yes, but I agree with Dali's idea of mixing the "substances" to be repulsive. He had a wonderful idea of toilet/throne that would look like a sculpture of two dolphins with their mouths open.

498 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7218 10:42

u thing u loose

499 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7218 11:51

I just invented a portmanteau for "awful nuisance". It's awfulance!

500 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7218 11:53

>>485
Yoshinoya Veteran here.

I recommend going there at least several times a day, but there is no standard style for it. Just eat what comes naturally, the chefs prefer a unique style. I recommend staying a little informal.

Generally, it's wise to stay away from any sort of extra-large, extra-sauce, or other such grandiose requests. Extra orders are best used occasionally, mainly to provide garnish or additional flavor. A good example would be: "Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large!" vs "Give me a beef bowl with extra green onion." In my opinion, the latter is the vet's way of eating, and the taste is unbeatable. Just beware that this way, the chefs will have you marked from then on.

Additionally, I don't speak for everyone when I say this but within my group of gourmets, women and children are frowned upon.
So, eat frequently, and make sure to "garnish" your orders by adding the occasional extra green onion!

If your experience is anything like mine was, you'll probably find a bunch of competitors on the opposite side of the U-shaped table and fight to the death, not unlike a kaiten zushi. Good luck!

501 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7218 13:18

Do you know any good plants for a small room? I was going to ask about "oxygen-producing" ones, but then remembered that plants breathe at nights and consume almost as much oxygen as they produce in daylight.

Sansevieria should be good.

502 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7218 13:21

I want to fill my room with oxygen and flick a lighter.

503 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7218 15:56

Stupid lorry driver, where did you learn to park? Way to turn a slight curve into a sharp turn.

504 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7218 20:02

>>496
I know a lot of people who speak English, though it is not their first language. There's definitely people who switch between them however.

505 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7218 21:59

>>491
http://mobile.nytimes.com/2013/06/02/opinion/sunday/the-banality-of-googles-dont-be-evil.html
I don't share Assange's grim and pessimistic depiction of the future, but I like the title picture.

506 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7218 22:04

The world's largest Giant Ass

507 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7218 22:07

>>505
ttp://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2013/06/02/sunday-review/02ASSANGEsub/02ASSANGEsub-superJumbo.jpg extra large (with extra sauce)

508 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7218 22:53

Don't think, trust your gut.

509 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7218 23:00

You want how much for your work? You're researching the drug that will save millions, probably even you! It's for everybody, and it's for you! You should have a personal interest in this. Come on, do it for free.

510 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7218 23:03

>>501
aloe

511 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7218 23:42

ESA, please stop giving names of the greatest scientists to what is basically a space lorry that will be destroyed on re-entry.

512 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 00:04

People are going to launch spacecraft for a couple decades then consider that "there is nothing worth out there". Thus they will slowly descend into Apathy.

513 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 00:14

Blessed by Noseybonk.

514 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 00:16

science is theologically incorrect

515 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 00:20

God put us on the ground and put the "ancient" stuff under it as toys and gifts for us (bones and oil?)

516 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 00:23

Natural gas should be considered "Our Lord's flatulence", and all rights to its extraction, sale and distribution should be given to Vatican.

517 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 08:49

Loss of ironic thought.

518 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 08:53

There wasn't a cute librarian...

519 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 10:41

Let's go on a train and pretend that it's The Enterprise!

520 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 10:53

Bash him in PMs and stalk him all over the web forums!

521 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 11:23

To mend a diesel car buy a new one with a petrol engine.

522 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 11:26

>>500
What if onions give me a stomach ache?

523 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 11:28

slo.wr, web 2.0 portal for people who like to take things easy.

524 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 11:41

wanna go to space

525 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 13:18

space ship docking photos and videos are strangely erotic

526 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 14:19

Too bored to read.

527 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 16:01

burgled king

528 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 16:08

Repent and homogenize!

529 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 16:10

Research topic: "Consequences of sexting on an interplanetary flight."

530 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 17:45

Don't lie about "the new format".

531 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 17:48

>>529
Missing a critical time window, over/undershooting target, failing proper reentry operations. Probably short circuits and malfunctions caused by free-flying liquids.

532 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 18:54

Eat chocolates. Eat more chocolates.

533 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 19:17

Best hiding spot is under bunk bed's upper... err... upper deck.

534 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 20:38

>>529
Unexpected levels of CO2.

535 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 20:40

>>529
Spontaneous self-combustion. At least my mum told me that this would happen if I ever masturbate.

536 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 20:42

Are we there yet?

537 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 20:51

>>1 is a mischievous ne'er-do-well.

538 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 20:53

When you see somebody planking, plank that person and make sure that your crotch is over their butt. Get an erection if you don't find this set-up embarrassing enough.

539 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 21:05

You choose, I lose.

540 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 21:18

Won't let you pick, dork, forget it.

541 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 21:36

Do you have your nasal hair trimmed?

542 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 21:38

Ring me forever, alarm clock.

543 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 21:41

>>/566
Get yourself a computer, or at least a smartphone or Nintendo DS.

544 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 21:52

>>541
Nasal hair is manly.

545 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 21:54

Don't give up now.

546 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 21:58

That bus seat makes me feel like I'm a soldier riding on a Huey, ready to rain down fire and freedom on the villages below.

547 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 22:07

>>541
Yes.

548 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 23:07

Focus your Qi.

549 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 23:10

Keep your cadence steady. No, it doesn't have anything to do with your collection of pony toys, just keep cycling.

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