Changes in v11.0:
Keep your cadence below 60 rpm, and your knees will bend backwards in a year or two. Amateur cyclist will laugh at you limping around.
I meant "amateur cyclists", the timid lot. Little do they know what future holds for them.
That is BENT KNEES, of course!
Thank you, everyone, thank you! You're the best audience I have ever had!
But seriously, get on the bike. SPIN IT FAST LIKE A PRO! It's good for your butt and tummy, you know.
A cavalcade of bicycles riding towards the sunset.
It's late, but it's never late for BICYCLES.
If you're confused YELL.
If you're confused, RIDE A BICYCLE!
tear and wear
I could use some chocolate-flavoured toothpaste right now.
Twitching aim and a hairy trigger are the most important skills of any competitive FPS gamer.
The ability of tumbling and tumbling around to dodge incoming bullets is essential too.
Cool breeze.
Motocross Champion for Famicom is the best game ever.
You're hardly expressive
Ever heard of pitted keratolysis? You might want to get yourself checked.
I still miss thesaurus, the scary beast.
I'm getting all of my ideas from twitter.
Too bad people on submarines can't post there. Only people with subs in their mouths and instagram photos of them.
Idea for a movie/video game: zombies on bicycles slow and fast; teaches the importance of steady pedalling.
Better idea: swimming zombies fighting sharks and saving the day. Include an intimate scene with fishermen and/or coastal guard.
Enough of good ideas and healthy lifestyle tips for today, fuck it.
I wish the anime board was a little more active, but not as much as here.
>>575
A rare event is happening here: the race between ( ˃ ヮ˂)‼ Anime can wait.
CUTE LIBRARIAN ALARM! I'm lost for words already.
Should I request Kamasutra and casually ask her whenever she read it, and wouldn't she like some practice?
Vc: rejizz
>>575
When the seeds we planted 6 years ago elsewhere come to fruition everyone will come to our anime board because the other place will fester to that degree.
XBOX one: It runs on goat urine and needs a stable 4556 TB/s connection to not play games.
Good morning!
>>580
It looks like a VCR. It has a generic PC inside that you could buy for $700 about a year ago (which will become "1.5-2 years ago" when Xbox One is released). It's rubbish.
Install Windows on it, Microsoft, add keyboard and mouse support and let people go Pro on your Microcsoft-branded PC!
Going to teach myself some Python now.
I want to be mauled by a polar bear.
Rain will wash my tears away.
Triangulation is the way to go.
shabby flabbergasters
Karate-chop attackers on your freedom.
It's morning. It's 0748 of September 7220, don't argue.
They say that there is at least one giant superstructure, a string, in each universe. Does it mean that it's a rival of DQN?
Bump this thread every time you visit for the FIRST TIME today!
Tie a ribbon on it.
Quit watching porn and come help me.
penetration exhibition
Would it upset you greatly if I referred to my hands as fore-paws, etc?
I mean if it would I won't do that. I'm trying to be cute, see? Being annoying isn't cute at all. Also, additional stress might shorten your lifespan. I wouldn't want this either.
Oh cock, people on the street must heard me sing.
stuck in a poop chute head-first
I've never played PvP in multiplayer games because I'm a shy asshole.
I'm slightly sad.
gas bus BAKUHATSU
Everything needs railing.
You naughty little boy, you deserve these spankcakes
Get some too, you naughty little girl.
Are you these pesky kids' father? Well, get spanked and NEVER, EVER manufacture kids again until you learn how to scold them properly.
Learning how to survive in the wilderness on youtube.
Listen, Google+, congrats on noticing I logged into another account simultaneously, but there's no need to send me an email suggesting myself as someone I may know.
More ounce to the bounce.
Don't let the log hit you on the way out.
I want to make a videogame, and I have the skills and time to do so, but the motivation isn't there when ever I go to sprite or code.
Many people want to make a videogame but don't like how videogames are made.
>>614
You can always try making a small videogame, something tiny and "arcadish", probably niche-themed. Maybe the idea behind the game will grow BIG and HUGE even during development.
But what are the skills required to make a videogame?
Idea for a character's facial hair: bulletproof moustache.
Conducting experiments in orbital lavatory.
>>618
Where did you get all of these? I might need some of them soon myself.
>>618
Don't forget music and sound effects and story ( ˃ ヮ˂)さん!
That was a pretty well-drawn cat in the demand thread.
I don't have enough time to get into the games/books/shows that I want to. Can't I just download the Touhou franchise into my brain? Ans SMT when I'm at it.
>>620
Programming you can learn online, C is good for videogames, art is something you have to work at, get a blank piece of paper and a pen, you'd have to pen a story and make some music and SFX with rosegarden or something like that.
>>623
You should reprioritize your tasks so the stuff that you want to read, see or play comes first.
Fucking Montreal, and its rains, and its time zone.
I like the circuit in Montreal. I hope it will be raining tomorrow but not too much, so the race doesn't get cancelled.
I giggle like a child when network programming actually starts working.
Wrist doesn't hurt any more. It doesn't feel anything.
Massa crashed his new car.
I blame Waha for this one
I for Italiano.
Try harder, tryhard.
gravy skiing would be nice
It's been 90 days...
90 days of emptyness
90 days of solitude
Are you okay
Close your eyes, imagine a mitten and relax.
( ˃ ヮ˂) is playing KSP!
お休みマン
>>621
What about 3d models, textures and animations? Don't tell me that ( ˃ ヮ˂)さん will have to rely on 2d artwork like every other indie game developer ever!
Is it possible that libertarians would turn to eco-terrorism and explode?
おはようマン
>>643
3D models, textures and animations count as art too! Worry not, ( ˃ ヮ˂)さん!
90 days of Windows 8...
Call me ( ˃ ヮ˂)マン, man.