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1 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7181 18:28

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850 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7239 00:27

I say, fuck it. Stop trying to stop the climate change. You will bring it upon yourself and you will be the ones to blame. You will probably invent a god of Cool when the time comes, and consider it to be upset. I will just laugh in your face.

851 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7239 00:33

Medusa to Viking, abandon shit!

852 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7239 08:14

I'm panting in my panties

853 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7239 08:35

Don't type with your hands dirty.

854 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7239 10:42

Hypermotivation couching

855 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7239 10:46

>>848
Do I get infinite cake in Fractals, or is it infinitely small cake?

856 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7239 11:24

>>849
If I am I because you are you, and if you are you because I am I, then I am not I, and you are not you.

>>850
baka baka

857 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7239 11:32

Whenever you feel like you have climbed a hypothetical mountain of accomplishments, slide down and have fun!

858 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7239 12:00

I'm dressed.

859 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7239 12:02

>>856
But we're all together!

860 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7239 15:38

Topple the angsty teens.

861 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7239 18:43

WWJD if he was a Japanese catgirl?

862 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7239 18:45

Oh, wait here's a better one, it made me gigglesnort:

  • What would Richard Stallman do if he was a Japanese catgirl?
  • man cat

863 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7239 19:45

Feed your legs by stomping on food. Make a smoothie, pour it on the floor and run on it. Be careful not to hurt yourself!

864 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7239 20:32

If your cook doesn't suck, kiss your cook. Otherwise, somebody might perceive this as snowballing.

865 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7239 20:46

Executed by being wrapped in a man-sized heat-shrink tube.

866 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7239 23:20

I might watch this, I might not.

867 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7239 23:39

If you don't run you get undone

868 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7239 23:47

Nissan Juke looks like shit. Seriously, it reminds me of cheap chinese toy cars.

869 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7240 09:29

Flex your right tit if you ever tried steroids.

870 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7240 11:05

Don't mind people with JavaScript turned off, they probably browse web in text mode anyway.

871 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7240 13:42

If you need to apply pressure to something, put it on a rail track.

872 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7240 18:33

>>868
If Nissan was competing with Porsche Cayenne on shitty looks, it won hands down.

873 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7240 19:56

50 shades of cool

874 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂)!8NBuQ4l6uQ : 1993-09-7240 20:13

I wonder.

875 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂)!8NBuQ4l6uQ : 1993-09-7240 20:15

>>874
Wront, 001C not 0001C

876 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7240 20:32

Crossed and double crossed!

877 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7240 21:01

>>875
Huh? Information separator 4? Are you trying to hax something??

878 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7240 21:55

Midget Assault Alpha

879 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7240 21:57

... he cocked his cock and aimed carefully

880 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7240 22:03

Pull the cock, but do so gently!

881 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7240 22:32

Ah, finally a breeze of not-so-superheated air.

882 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7240 22:39

How many volts Vcore?! Jesus Christ, you power-hungry whore!

883 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7240 22:50

Don't miss the KANCHO !!!

884 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7240 23:20

>>877
<control> not seperator 4. Java doesn't take nicely to it.

885 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7241 04:34

>>884
What kind of control?
http://www.fileformat.info/info/unicode/char/1c/index.htm

886 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7241 04:42

Did you know that PASMO is actually a Polish word?

887 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7241 09:48

Time to run, man.

888 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7241 13:24

That's tiring 3500 metres run for one man; one small step for mankind on its fight with obesity.

889 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7241 13:39

come on, mouse; pwn some noobs, mouse

890 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7241 14:58

You're doing great, little mouse. Thanks, mouse.

891 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7241 16:44

Look here, piece of shit bladder. I have stood up. That means stop leaking. Thanks.

892 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7241 16:52

throbbling throbbles throbbed the throb.

893 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7241 17:06

Thouse.

894 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7241 20:44

Historical drama: self-conscious moustache travels in time with inventor of a time-machine. It barely escapes when some bloodthirsty dinosaur bites professor's head off. Moustache then tames it, travels back in time to the American Civil War and frees the slaves.

895 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7241 21:44

Unko occurred.

896 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7241 22:39

I am the cutest!

897 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7241 23:52

Sleepover of the fattest

898 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7242 10:00

Dear Weather God, please turn the heat down below 27°C. I'm inoperable at temperatures higher than this.

899 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7242 10:02

You might also void my warranty, BTW.

900 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7242 10:22

We are on the last stretch towards unification of two threads. Don't test your nucular weapons now, North Korea!

901 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7242 11:40

Love drama: moustache travels to France where it is hired by a man to accompany him on a date with a beautiful girl. In the culmination ― when they are about to kiss ― moustache steals the kiss and lady's heart.

902 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7242 11:56

I almost forgot about Formula 1 existence in these few weeks.

903 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7242 13:32

Mercedes is quick... in qualifications.

904 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7242 15:41

Airconman, save me from the heat!

905 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7242 16:45

If we combine the threads how will we know who is an American Dog and who is a Best Korean.

906 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7242 17:21

I'm about to cry.

907 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7242 18:12

What is the Japanese onomatopoeia for kneading buttocks?

908 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7242 20:09

japanese cat kneading abstractions

909 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7242 21:10

I'm feeling really down.

910 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7242 21:32

Double the joy of OPPAI OPPAI

911 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7242 23:19

It feels like I leave the harshest comments on youtube after midnight. I usually try to politely replace one misconception with another.

912 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7242 23:30

Night turns me into a very naughty boy.

913 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7243 00:13

The problem with me is that I'm deeply unsatisfied (particularly, by my own progress). So akin to a drug addict, I'm looking for the quick satisfaction like humour and idiocy on-line, or physical exercises off-line. My body looks better already, but still far from the form of Ancient Greek athlete.

914 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7243 00:28

>believing in progress

baka bakaaa

915 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7243 00:50

Imagine humour and idiocy shining in your face half of a day and half of a night with one half-arsed attempt at doing some push-ups. What a sad and pitiful life this is!

916 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7243 03:19

How will I ever enter the workplace and secure an income for myself? Oh, if only finding a good vacancy wasn't so hard...

917 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7243 08:56

From the depths of my soft, warm and sweat-soaked bed I shall rise again!

918 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7243 10:47

I only eat ice-cream lately.

919 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7243 11:15

>>916
Become an indie developer instead and let the society take care of itself!

920 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7243 12:45

Why is it so hard to invest in Russian business? Some people dream big, as such their projects flop miserably. Others want to just live big, so they will disappear once they get the moneybag.

921 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7243 13:12

I should hurry up before the spleen takes me!

922 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7243 14:14

>TFW your gearbox breaks down in the middle of highway.

923 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7243 15:47

I can't run in the rain.

924 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7243 16:01

Fuck, skid marks are going to ruin everything

925 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7243 20:26

Imagine a kevlar weave in your body hair.

926 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7243 21:07

Have you ever noticed how long the posts are in this thread?

927 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7243 21:29

Ukelele Dalmatian

928 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7243 22:46

Rest on a piece

929 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7243 22:47

hog a nog

930 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7243 23:18

I couldn't get enough willpower to begin training my willpower regularly.

931 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7243 23:25

It's broken, it's broken down. There is no way to repair it.

932 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7243 23:35

Moustache. Pickled moustache. Pickled moustache on fire. Don't bite your facial hair.

933 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7244 00:18

That's quite bumming out.

934 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7244 00:21

You should sleep at 4:20.

935 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7244 00:29

The society of the DQN

936 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7244 02:07

>>919
That's not the worst idea ever! And I'm already a proficient software dev, so it's relatively realistic, as long as I find a good source of inspiration!
There's always the part where my crippling self-doubt will laugh in my face if I just think for a moment that I can succeed, though.

937 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7244 08:20

>>936
I'll make the music for you!

938 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7244 08:32

I cut my hand open just a few minutes ago, which came as a mixed blessing. On one hand it kind of hurt to pull the glass out, but on the other hand I'm now energized and rejuvenated!

939 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7244 09:27

>>936
You could visit local museums and art exhibitions for inspiration! However, one of the most important things is to never make negative self-fulfilling prophecies (e.g., "Let's try, but it's going to fail anyway"). I learned this the hard way.

940 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7244 10:07

>>938
I would faint if I were you.

941 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7244 11:04

I'm going to play video games all day long if I launch Steam.

942 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7244 12:14

I'd like to play, but my conscience says, "No!" It's going to make me feels sad if I ignore it. It's what it always does.

943 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7244 13:23

I'd like to screw around with the Touhou Danmakfu danmaku creator but the recent versions don't work on Wine.

944 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7244 16:10

I can't wait for unemployment.

945 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7244 17:28

I missed my run. I gotta run tomorrow or become fat again.

946 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7244 18:17

I'm compelled to throw out all of the old tat.

947 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7244 18:26

If you consider time to be a canvas, would you consider yourself to be a painter?

948 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7244 19:03

the legend shall never die

949 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7244 19:22

>>938
Would you recommend this in case of sleepiness and general lack of concentration? What type of glass did you use? Does it have a quicker, stronger and longer-lasting effect than energy drinks (they never work)?

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