[Contentless]ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought.[Brains] [Thinking] [Personal] [#11] (999)

1 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7181 18:28

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750 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7232 10:47

Don't you ever derive "improved" from "improv" again if you value your life.

751 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7232 11:24

Messin' with da Shakespeare's Cru.

752 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7232 12:02

Those who have cats doesn't fear Slender.

753 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7232 12:32

This new computer's maximum graphics lie somewhere between plaintext and e17, and it can't run minecraft. But it does have a good amount of memory and good processors.

754 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7232 15:23

I guess >>748 can't handle the
handlebar.

Pfft!

755 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7232 15:51

I have decided to renounce my love for Sweden and admit that I am a nihongophile, no matter how many scornful things I say about Japan.

756 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7232 17:56

Dear diary,
Today I went outside, but I haven't talked to a single human being.

757 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7232 20:54

Oh, the joys I've discovered because of Daedalus!

758 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7232 21:06

Programming is boring and unrewarding. You write hundreds of lines of coloured text just to get some half-arsed buggy result.

759 Name: 758 : 1993-09-7232 22:03

I just tried it to prove my point, and I must admit there is that perverted joy of concentrating on a problem.

760 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7232 22:49

Hmm, come to think of it, 2 users have exact same logins.

761 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7232 23:22

Found you! Found you! Found you!

762 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7232 23:56

Ok, once tomorrow's exam is over I can do whatever I want! [citation needed]

763 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7233 00:27

Quake-like FPS video game with different kinds of moustache as vanity items.

764 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7233 08:58

help they are generalizing again

765 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7233 09:15

>>762
Cool! My exams are coming soon. I'm going to make another attempt to get a formal higher education.

AM! I! READY!? NOOOO‼

766 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7233 10:26

>>758
Sounds to me like you're doing it wrong

767 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7233 13:05

>>766
It's perverted and unholy! You, programmers, are trying to play god!

768 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7233 16:16

How was your exam, >>762? What are you going to do now?

769 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7233 20:59

You don't have to be an overhuman for this.

770 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7233 22:02

>>768 It went great! Now to drown myself in the VNs I need to finish and the anime I've missed.

771 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7233 22:12

Come, all ye non-believers, break the bread and drink the wine
Give her your baited breath, for love there's always time

772 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7233 22:23

June 21 is Solstice. Solstice of my buttocks.

773 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7233 23:02

I want to improve my website.

774 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7233 23:16

>>773
Add some HTML5 animations and music to it.

775 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7234 09:15

>>770
Lucky you! I want to drawn myself in VNs instead of revising too!

776 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7234 10:05

I went on the Internet last night and watched several Top Gear clips.
Now I'm feeling like I am Jeremy Clarkson.

777 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7234 10:50

Idea for a play: a self-conscious moustache teams up with a young boy whose dream is to travel to India by train. There it saves Indian women on the dark streets of Delhi by jumping on their faces to make them look manly and scare all potential assailants away.

778 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7234 10:52

Jesus, he knows me!

Jesus... knows me?!

779 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7234 11:36

That fucking Windows 8 keeps adding English (US) ― International to my keyboard layouts despite of English (UK) ― International and Dvorak being already there.

780 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7234 12:41

>>775 Hang in there!

781 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7234 13:40

Alright, let's code the shit out of it by midnight!

Ready! Set! Go!

782 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7234 15:16

Codename: Strawberry Sundae.

783 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7235 11:52

It just pops out when you least expect it.

784 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7235 11:56

All right, make it Web 3.0 and you got yourself a deal.

785 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7235 13:08

Get hissed.

786 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7235 13:09

Get hissed, punk. Get hissed, idiot.

787 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7235 14:06

Smacked by a train.

788 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7235 15:14

A friend advises me to run regularly. But it's tedious and boring, and it means less time staring at the shiny screen.

789 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7235 16:08

Don't use "weeaboo" when referring to a Japanese-positive WWW populace, it's rude.

790 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7235 16:22

Despite my excitement, the internet has nothing I really want to see

791 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7235 16:27

Sail forth, Space Battleship Yamato!

792 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7235 16:44

>>791
I want to make a space battleship in the form of Smoked Salmon with laser cannons everywhere, and maybe one that's a giant loli.

793 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7235 17:14

Pretty much the best thing ever.

794 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7235 17:15

It's settled. I'm going to run to increase my health and quality of life. I will outrun aging and cancer.

795 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7235 17:20

>>794
But can your quality posts outrun the looming expiry date of DQN?

796 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7235 17:39

How is that even possible?

797 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7235 18:06

>>796
Anything is possible through the power of loli yuri.

798 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7235 18:26

He crashed moustachefirst.

vc: ride

799 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7235 18:56

HEY LIBERATOR FROM THE FAR OFF, DO SOMETHING YOU CAN BE PROUD OF.

800 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7235 19:25

Ha, let's get this over 800 too! We are past the point of 1.5 thought threads. Can you believe it?

801 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7235 22:18

Perfect time to sleep is NOW.

802 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7235 22:55

I need to go to the bathroom.

803 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7235 23:28

Espeon never thinks.

804 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7235 23:50

Espeon is completely numb inside...

805 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7236 05:36

I wonder if having an army of genetically engineered super lolis is unethical.

806 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7236 08:25

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/68289000/jpg/_68289505_voynich_manuscrito151.jpg
If you look at the water, it clearly reads "TURD".

807 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7236 12:26

Gentlemen, behold! My newest invention: the mini paper towel!

808 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7236 13:04

>>807

  • It fits in your bag, take it with you anywhere!
  • Put it on a shelf! Put it in a drawer! In the glovebox of your car! Give it to your friend! Wrap somebody in it to play the mummy!
  • It has all advantages of a full-sized paper towel in a TINY package!
  • Save your money, save the forest, save the planet by wasting 3 to 4 times less paper per sheet!

809 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7236 13:59

Wait a second... this is just a small paper towel! I want my money back!

810 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7236 16:01

never

811 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7236 19:17

>>809
Mine was just a roll of toilet paper!

812 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7236 19:19

Toy Kikko

813 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7236 19:25

<span> king

814 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7236 19:48

Broken board starts below the next thread. You were warned.

815 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7236 20:25

People are busy promoting their own board in the other thread. What a shame.

816 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7236 20:48

Let me open my notebook and organize my thoughts.

817 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7236 20:59

I think I'll post in this one this time.

818 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7236 21:41

The next week is going to be a busy one. To make things worse I don't have regular time sinks like job or school, so I will have to rely upon my drifting sleep-wake times, deal with a "I'm going to do whatever I want" attitude and try to make most of my time budget.

819 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7236 21:49

Did you know that astronauts on ISS have a "time budget", which staff on the ground manages as if it was an actual budget? I would like to do the same with myself.

820 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7236 22:37

It is in a shower and is a chair.

821 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7236 23:50

>>820
I should just live in a tank of some lysol like solution with a gas mask and videogoggles with a mouse and keyboard, that way I never have to move.

822 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7236 23:54

Lysol?.. LCL...

823 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7237 09:09

It is clear that Snowden is just an innocent victim in the hands of China and Russia. USA is the land of freedom and not the leading police state at all.

824 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7237 09:56

May I offer you some ocha?

825 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7237 10:40

Carbon-based lifeforms against unfair exploitation of carbon fibre.

826 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7237 18:57

Running is fun!

827 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7237 19:08

I'd recommend trying it if you haven't already.

Take it easy but get yourself some good shoes.

828 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7237 19:42

I was all sweaty, but it didn't smell! You could lick me all over, I would taste salty like a snack and without any repulsive smell also!

829 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7237 20:10

pumped up cat

830 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7237 20:22

Extramartial relationships...
Extramartian...
Extrasamaritan!

831 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7237 21:43

Chow on it.

832 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7237 22:12

But the war was short lived and a thousand year peace broke out.

833 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7237 23:17

Do you think you can write your name down in the history? This bullet says that you can only do it together with mine!

834 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7237 23:54

I can't afford to travel to the mysterious lands of Japan.

835 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7237 23:56

I'm grinding my teeth.

836 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7238 00:13

I don't like people spazzing out on-line.

837 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7238 07:37

I know that wikipedia is not good for 'controversial' things, but oh wow

838 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7238 08:21

making some tea

839 Name: : 1993-09-7238 10:05

/dqn/ is shit

840 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7238 10:48

You stroll, you fall.

841 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7238 13:12

Don't give him attention!

842 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7238 15:41

You are you.

843 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7238 15:48

>>841
It's a bad piece of attempt at "social engineering" to scare people away or promote something else. I say we should give him all attention he wants by beheading him.

844 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7238 16:25

>>842
circular reasoning

845 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7238 16:36

Jerking sleazy hipsters

846 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7238 16:37

remind me again why anon text boards arent popular in the west

847 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7238 18:02

Grease me up, and let's roll.

848 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7238 18:23

Fractals: where you really can have your cake and eat it

849 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7239 00:19

>>844
I am not you.

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