I'm glad that ended quickly and peacefully.
Shitstainer puzzle
truncate penis
You can call me gravy boy
That must have been the best captcha I've ever had.
Holy shit, fifty demons? I wasn't even expecting one.
Mandarin rapping is the best thing ever.
I just can't friend my middle school crush on Facebook, as much as I want to see her info. It would be too creepy. Also her page is principally in Dutch.
>>157
I can't find my high school crush because I can't remember her name.
Or her email because one day I felt awkward and deleted her from windings live messenger.
You'll have your harps in Heaven, friend.
How do I make my text italicized and bold..?
>>160 currently it is impossible to make your text italicized and bold
please try again later
Fuck this rain.
>>158 why would you even want to? Exposing old wounds and all that.
Do not look directly at the shoujo.
>>167
Jij hebt ook allemaal kleurtjes haar!
hey hebt gij soms interrese in een nieuwe psp 3000
ze kosten 65 euro de stuk
In de winkel ksoten ze 169 euro
Dus als ge mensen kent want heb er nog enkele staan
Ge kunt een hogere prijs vragen
Loeder leeft gij nog???
Ik mis uuu!
Dikke proficiat aan jullie beide !!!!,
Gelukkige Verjaardag!
If I don't kill them now, they'll breed and...
>>168
You also have many colours in your hair!
Hey, are you interested in a new psp 3000?
They're 65 euros each.
In stores, they're 169 euros.
So if you know some people, I still have some in stock.
You could also charge more.
Bitch, are you still alive??? (using an old-fashioned word for bitch for friendly comedic effect)
I miss youuu!
Congratulations to you both !!!!!,
Happy Birthday!
>>170
Thank you!
Not far off from what google translate gave me. But thank you.
A 3 way with me, Hana Uehara, and Hayami Miyabi.
And it really was just bits and pieces.
I wish I could find who sings the song in the background of this video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwSx3fr8rnA
Also, I've got to see this movie some day.
I need your help, DQN, I'm completely lost! I'm contemplating a purchase of 3DS XL, but console video games are a whole new world for me.
What accessories do I need? A screen filter and a case? What games should I get? Dragon Quest IX? I would like to get a few games with it. Help me, please!
Listen to the trees.
Perhaps the next one will be even more Mayan.
I swear to god, if this guy doesn't stop playing his fucking trombone next door, I'm going to do something I'll regret.
F you in the A and have a nice day.
>>175 I want one just for pokémon but sorry i can't offer any more advice
"nige" would be pronounced more like "nidge" rhyming with "fridge" in my mind, rather than the other thing.
By the time I try to post, I already thought.
I've had enough Jesus for today.
Galena! Bastard!
I don't know what to do, the emergency mittens are gone, but that in itself is an emergency, but there are no mittens to release. What the hell do I do? I'm freaking out.
Youtube broke the comment system, the mittens are gone, I'm the only poster here whenever I post with a trip or not... Is the world coming to an end, the internet coming to an end?
THE MITTENS ARE GONE, ALL I GET ARE ASTERISKS, I DON'T WANT TO BE AN ASTERISK, I NEED MITTENS.
THE END TIMES ARE UPON US DOKYUNS.
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Beautiful DENMARK
I can hear a frog under the floorboards.
I am a frog from under the floorboards
I am the frog from where the wall is cracked
By force of habit, I eat insects
And I must confess I'm very proud of that.
F.T.S.O.J.
http://userscripts.org/scripts/review/117914
EMERGENCY MITTENS:
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Jesus Hebrew Christ, our Lord! AmazonGlobal Priority Shipping is UPS and not USPS Priority Mail that you might think! My 3DS is coming in FAST!!
If you have no respect for the truth then I have no respect for you. Die in silence.
It's broken.
How broken?
Nettlebroken!
circumambulate
Sukdeep and Dildar
It somehow suits her very well. Suits both of us, in fact.
It's been about five years since the last time I can remember crying. Even then it was only tears of frustration.
Nooo, why do you have to let me down, customs?
But I don't see anyone offering to lick my eyeballs!
I think I'm getting back into OSU!
>>208
i also want to try fast reflex game of clicking button to impress all girl who watch my computer
A mountain of lead.
A month-long headache.
Any way to become an autodidact???
You must post more because I'm not sufficiently entertained.
Some people take solace in the strangest of things.
two pence
I want to learn everything, but I can't be bothered to study.
Small hearted? Cold hearted? Brittle hearted?
One of the curious things about being an adult is that you can eat as many biscuits as you like and nobody tries to stop you.
You know I've no boundaries. It was all for you.
I am completely out of touch with how people my own age find as acceptable communication online and feel ostracized into not liking their dumb sense of humor and what phrases they don't like
I'm going to attempt to hypnotize you. Ready? Good.
SIT THE FUCK BACK YOU DUMB SHIT, AND CLOSE YOUR EYES!
I WANT YOU TO RELAX EVERY MUSCLE IN YOUR BODY, AND GOD HELP ME, IF I SEE EVEN A SINGLE FUCKING MUSCLE TWITCH, I’M GOING TO PULL YOUR ASSHOLE UP AROUND THE TOP OF YOUR HEAD, AND SEW IT THERE – LIKE A BIG HAIRY HAT YOU WON’T BE ABLE TO TAKE OFF!
NOW SEE IF YOU CAN FOCUS THAT LITTLE PEA BRAIN OF YOURS, AND THINK ABOUT A RELAXING SCENE BY THE SIDE OF A STREAM! DON’T THINK ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE! I WANT YOU TO FEEL EVERY OUNCE OF STRESS IN YOUR PUNY FUCKING BODY GONE – DO YOU HEAR ME? GONE, YOU WORTHLESS FUCKING PISSANT!
>>223
Yeah you are right with about what you posted the sentence 222 says not that great with there english grammar or how it is composed with the order of wording or maybe choice of them
http://translationparty.com/#11124873 what is it about boobs that infinitely spiral out? I'm sure this is what Tool were singing about or something
Nothing.
You! You you you! You will cum tits! Cum your boobs boobs! To you you! You! boobs, you! boobs cum you! boobs!
Chigau!
>>228
I think at some point translationparty switched from google translate to bing translate, which is less accurate and thus more hilarious. "おっぱい" leads to "your boobs tits" and the introduction of these two extra words makes it expand infinitely. Also, the introduction of "you" into the equation mixes it up even more.
More strangely, "あなたのおっぱい !" translates as "You will cum tits!" I'm not sure why "cum" gets stuck in there, but it probably has to do with Bing being statistical. Somewhere in its bilingual text corpora that phrase must be paired with cum.
>>231
You spelled kneading wrong.
http://translationparty.com/#11125805
My manboobs cum semen.
What do you want?
Bitter little flowers for me.
And this one's for drinking alone!
I need help.
The answers are in the back of the book, dude.
Filth, all of you, filth.
i can't think
I hate myself and want to die
because it's winter
Civilisational dynamicist.
No, see, the joke is that he isn't human in the first place!
THE MITTENS
THEY'RE GONE
I PRESSED EMERGENCY MITTENS AND *S CAME OUT
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