I'm glad that ended quickly and peacefully.
http://translationparty.com/#11124873 what is it about boobs that infinitely spiral out? I'm sure this is what Tool were singing about or something
Nothing.
You! You you you! You will cum tits! Cum your boobs boobs! To you you! You! boobs, you! boobs cum you! boobs!
Chigau!
>>228
I think at some point translationparty switched from google translate to bing translate, which is less accurate and thus more hilarious. "おっぱい" leads to "your boobs tits" and the introduction of these two extra words makes it expand infinitely. Also, the introduction of "you" into the equation mixes it up even more.
More strangely, "あなたのおっぱい ！" translates as "You will cum tits!" I'm not sure why "cum" gets stuck in there, but it probably has to do with Bing being statistical. Somewhere in its bilingual text corpora that phrase must be paired with cum.
>>231
You spelled kneading wrong.
http://translationparty.com/#11125805
My manboobs cum semen.
What do you want?
Bitter little flowers for me.
And this one's for drinking alone!
I need help.
The answers are in the back of the book, dude.
Filth, all of you, filth.
i can't think
I hate myself and want to die
because it's winter
Civilisational dynamicist.
No, see, the joke is that he isn't human in the first place!
THE MITTENS
THEY'RE GONE
I PRESSED EMERGENCY MITTENS AND *S CAME OUT
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yay snowflakes
Solemn grey mountains of melancholy, wrapped in a hazy mist of video games.
Was it one of you chaps here who mentioned Sora No Shita Yane No Naka? I'm almost finished it and I'm enjoying it, I can really relate.
I'm very inebriated today.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-24979498
Jews use the UN in a bid to make the Netherlands feel white guilt.
They killed Kennedy because he wanted to nationalise the Reserve Bank.
Exceed obsession.
Hands shaking, he reached out and grasped the kitchen knife,
I try to keep busy, but if I stop for a moment I start remembering how I got into this situation, and start thinking things like carving my front open and pulling everything out, or tearing my flesh off strip by strip from my face down
What if the warts were mine this whole time?
To urinate or not to urinate, that is the question.
>>261
oops the link was changed. http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=vNG6H-S665-
>>265
People keep uping his stuff on Xtube and he keeps taking them down.
Why was I even born?
So we almost 1000GET on an imageboard. That's kinda amazing.
I am the devourer of dreams!
"There's always one, but sometimes there's five."
What should I do at a party when the music's too loud to socialize, I'm too tired to dance and too drunk to drink?
>>273 Go up to girls and say "listen... i really fancy you so ehh... how's about it eh?" works every time
Positively sordid.
I just talked to someone who bought the Nexus 5 based solely on voice recognition. It was pretty hard to suppress my nerd anger.
They're falling out.
I used to think about such beautiful things.
>>275
The sad part is, I've seen people do this and they immediately start getting off. Yet I so much as look at a girl, and I'm "creepy".
Attractive/sociable/neurotypical people need to check their privilege.
>>280 I was jokingly referencing a "drink responsibly" advert from the 90s, jeez how could you not catch that?
That's actually quite a substantial amount of cake.
>>282 expecting someone to remember an ad campaign from twenty years ago, when most of us weren't even ten, is asking a lot.
Then again, I remember TGIF and all those stupid anti-drug ads with the girl who fries an egg and makes an analogy of what your brain is like when you're on drugs.
>>284 it was also a joke, I'm such a joker.
I don't know what TGIF is, all I could think of is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrkPUhLz8TY
You are all forcing your shitty opinions too hard.
Thank you for the quick work of this place.
In an effort to help you just check, was to update the data.
The translation skill, to be able to placement lexical
I have peace of mind hot.
I apologize that you would not hurry to work with and inconvenience.
Thank you for your help.
Continue, thank you also work towards the renumbering.
Please tell us also if you have progress.
Thanks in advance.
vc:unyuck
Are you watching the Ashes?
Yeah go ahead and sit right in front of me like that AND RUIN MY ENTIRE FUCKING DAY.
Can't see the woods for the pale blue dot.
oh noes winamp
good night sweet prince
>>289 by "you" I was referring to the internet as a whole, not this place specifically.
I'm rather well experienced with crowns, you know.
I love my little chamber of ghosts.
Yes, but you don't mean that, do you?
everyone has nebulous and changing definitions of art, but if you look at patterns i think art is defined by the quantity of judgement it receives.
Gott im Himmel!
Butts
ねるぽ
Hahaha, get a load of this イギリス人!
Nippon's mobile culture is pretty rad. I wish people set their phones to silent mode here. But no, some morons are even listening to their shitty music through a loudspeaker, and others are apparently deaf enough to be listening in earphones at maximum volume. Fucking shitty music on fucking shitty audio systems sucks hard.
i have a cat on my pants
it's warm and feels nice.
>>308
I'm so very jealous. Why must my pants remain cold and catless?
Trying to go forwards a few words in vim but you're accidentally in insert mode.
wwwwwww
One thing I never got about vim: since it's supposed to be quick with the common commands at your finger tips, why do you have to press ESC all the way at the corner of the keyboard to switch to command mode?
>>312
You can hit ^C if you like.
I think you're looking at it the wrong way though: command mode is the default, not insert. Hitting escape in insert mode makes sense, because you're escaping back to the default mode.
It's only far away because there's nothing else more appropriate, since all nearby keys insert a character in insert mode.
You could remap a key you don't use with :imap f ^C (that's ctrl-V ctrl-C). Assuming you don't use the f key, that is.
Buoyant in strange mediums.
>>313
If you don't use the f key you're doing it slow. Just swap caps lock and escape in your OS.
For terminal based text editors, I don't understand why people work with such complicated things like Vim. I just use Nano. It's practically the same as gEdit or Scratch but in the terminal, so you can do cool things like use it over ssh.
>>312
You're supposed to remain in normal mode most of the time. Insert mode is for inserting text.
I want to mine.
Have mercy.
Ed is the standard text editor.
Have mercury. Have cinnabar. Have galena. Have sphalerite. Have cassiterite.
Fuck. Nomo's rising, and those drums ain't gonna beat themselves.
Jesus, what is it with you and solder?
Vi-based editors are the seed of Satan. JOE uber alles.
Thank you for all of your hard work today!
As the Earth bled out, its vision fading, it moved its thumb onto the detonator's red button. With its last ounce of strength, the Earth
