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1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7191 19:17

I'm glad that ended quickly and peacefully.

330 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7391 14:54

A delicious empty balcony is much preferable to a crowded balcony http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/avoir_du_monde_au_balcon

331 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7391 18:48

Try me vertical.

332 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7392 06:30

The word "onomastic" sounds dirty.

>>329
Yeah, after reading that on Wikipedia I felt the same way as you. I wanted to preserve that feeling forever in the DQN Short Novel.

333 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7392 15:17

Thank you >>332

334 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7392 15:21

Are you the same >>332 that did that song called >>332 on dulcimer? Probably not but it came to the front of my mind

335 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7392 18:47

My, my, what a solitary creature!

Careful! It can hear you!

336 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7392 19:27

Porridge is scarcely an adequate reward at all. Porridge and a banana, maybe...

337 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7393 01:36

>>334
No, but I remember that post dearly. It filled me with joy in a time of darkness. I was >>329 in that thread.

338 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7393 03:47

vljdfldf tired

jim ok jmi

339 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7393 08:07

haruhi is still god right?

340 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7393 15:53

>>339 i hope so.

341 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7394 13:22

At least I'm more brave than you are you stupid little fucks. Fuck you all. Fuck you

342 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7394 16:39

HAPPY THANKSGIVVING DOUKYOONS

343 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7394 17:14

>>341
Happy thanksgiving!

344 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7394 17:16

Lantern's delight.

345 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7394 18:58

HAPPY THANKSGIVVINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

346 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7394 19:42

What a sweven!

347 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7395 15:01

Here, we sit and wait, my love, and wait for the inevitable.

348 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7395 22:24

Of all the things to blame, why tryptophan?

349 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7397 09:59

Dr. Blofeld is my hero of the day.

350 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7397 15:11

im going to take a shit

351 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7397 18:29

I may be non-linear, but I'm not a differential equation. Don't try to solve me.

352 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7399 06:41

What's your favorite JAV? Who's your favorite AV actress

353 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7399 07:41

it's really sad how I develop a crush on any cute girl that even talks to me

354 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7399 07:50

>>353
u n me both buddy

355 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7399 14:42

>>352 Miyabi Hayama in ICD-138

356 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7399 17:13

Forsaken vs Forgotten: who will win?

357 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7399 17:20

>>353
It's really draining.
Whether it's the girl who asked you to fix something on her bike or what the time is. Or when she's your professor. Or if you've never even talked to her but you can't not admire her cruel beauty.

358 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7399 17:38

>>353
>>354
>>357

You really, really have to cultivate the ability to look at a cute girl exactly like she's a grimy-looking public toilet. Being cute doesn't mean she's worth the huge emotional investment you're putting into her.

They're just people.

359 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7399 22:44

>>358
I have a clear understanding of that. In fact I have reasons to dislike most of them. However, these are intrusive thoughts and I have very little control over them.
Keep in mind that people who have had no to very few encounters with the opposite sex, will often function like this and make a huge deal out of the tiniest things, just because they have to put that energy somewhere.

360 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7399 22:53

Masturbation and exersize are both good ways to burn that energy off.

361 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7400 01:50

>>353 just ask every girl who talks to you if she wants sex. she'll either have sex or stop talking to you, either way mission accomplished.

362 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7401 16:39

Get out of the kitchen!

363 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7403 00:32

Gravity Gardens.

364 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7404 00:43

The tree has lost its leaves, and it no longer bears fruit. But it has lost so much, so much more.

365 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7404 01:35

bumbum bumbum bumbum-bumbum
bumbum-bumbum bumbum bumbum
bumbum bumbum bumbum-bumbum
bumbum-bumbum bumbum bumbum
doo-do do do do-do do do doooo
do-do do do-do doo do doooo

366 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7404 12:04

I'm having flashbacks of downloading new versions of Internet Explorer over 14.4 modem. File corrupted at 98%.

367 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7404 15:31

You'll have so many grids you won't even know what hit you.

368 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7405 06:10

I REAAAAAAALY need to start running again. I've gotten fat.

369 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7405 12:06

Scream my name!

370 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7405 16:23

>>369
( ˃ ヮ˂)!

371 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7405 17:24

will i be arrested for luving loli?

372 Name: 371 : 1993-09-7405 17:26

new captcha is vile, i guess kareha answered.

373 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7405 19:18

so sick of this filth all over

374 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7405 21:29

Oh, but I really must insist.

375 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7406 06:49

NOPE NEONOPE

376 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7406 09:16

I remember when that guy took pictures of Goddess Haruhi taped to some bronze statues. In a park.

DQN DQN LOL

377 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7406 13:23

WASH YOUR HANDS
WASH YOUR HANDS
WASH YOUR HANDS

378 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7406 16:30

Tight lipped and beautiful.

379 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7406 18:47

nothing to be done

380 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7406 19:26

Even as the numbers run down my fingers, I'll...

381 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7406 19:32

I'm really drawn into [grinding noises], good work Narrator! I really want to help Continue but I don't know what to do...

382 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7406 20:24

Прежде чем жопу напрягать, надо из нее голову вынуть.

383 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7406 22:19

I got a girl's number! Do you think she'll be freaked out if she sees I have her name scarred on my chest? It was for a different girl years ago who has the same name.

384 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7406 23:26

where did they come from
where did they go

385 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7407 13:41

I've gone into exams knowing less.

386 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7407 15:56

Everything seems okay with my exams...? No. This must be a trick.

387 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7407 17:18

It's just around the corner, behind all the mutilated corpses.

388 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7407 19:19

should i get involved in this?
no, i am not special

389 Name: DQN-kun's advice column : 1993-09-7407 22:38

　　　　 　　　／⌒ヽ　　　　
　　　　 　　/（●）（●） 　　Well >>383, it's quite simple!
　　　　 　　|　ﾄｪｪｪｲ/　　　It all depends on your delivery.
　　　　 　　| /｀ﾆﾆ´　　　　Spread peanut butter on your chest to cover her name.
　　　　 　 //　| |　 　　　　 Get a small dog an easily rippable shirt (or pre-rip it beforehand.)
　　　　 　Ｕ　 .Ｕ　 　Next time you see her, rip open your shirt and shout "DINNER TIME, BUNBUN" and hold up the dog to your chest.
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　Let it lick off the peanut butter.
　_,,..-―'"⌒"~￣"~⌒ﾞﾞ"★　　　　　　　　Make out with the dog and throw it like a football at the wall.
ﾞ~,,,....-=-‐√"ﾞﾞＴ"~￣Y"ﾞ=ﾐ 　　　　　　　　Grab the girl's head and hold it up to your chest and whisper into her ear,
Ｔ　　|　　 l,＿,,/＼　,,/l　　|　　　　　　　　　"can you smell my love for you?"
,.-r '"l＼,,j　　/　 |/　 L,,,/　　　　　　　Then she definitely won't freak out.
,,/|,／＼,/　_,|＼_,i_,,,/ ／
_V＼　,,/＼,| 　,,∧,,|_/

390 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7408 00:43

"Friends"? What are those?

391 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7408 03:32

The balance is restored

392 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7408 16:18

>>389 Okay, thanks DQN-kun I will try that, thank you for easing my mind.

393 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7408 21:49

It's raining syrup!

394 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7408 23:55

教えて頂戴。

395 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7409 04:29

No, I don't want to use Gaygle Plus, thank you very much.

396 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7409 11:36

Spill her guts!

397 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7409 14:29

The world is a fine place and getting better

398 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7409 14:47

DQN is an elitist place and getting butts

399 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7409 20:56

I'm a buffet of elitism!

400 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7410 13:54

panda having shitted

401 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7410 14:38

>>400
TACO TACO TACO TAC*narrator fails to keep a straight face*

402 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7411 16:02

http://afternoon.heliohost.org/read/1387113644http://afternoon.heliohost.org/read/1387113644

403 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7411 20:38

Today I arrived home, after being gone for quite a while, to find a dead moth hanging onto the wall outside my room. Suitably surprised, I carefully placed it on my desk, to admire and decide what to do with later. A few minutes later, I was shocked to find that not only was it not dead, it was actually a brightly coloured butterfly (a small tortoiseshell), not a moth. It only looked that way because the undersides of the wings were greyish brown. I managed to catch it under a glass (it was still quite sluggish, having only just woken up) and looked up what to do with overwintering butterflies. Apparently I should let it hibernate outdoors, which I'll sort out tomorrow.

Really though, what are the odds of this happening not only to a lepidopterist, but to someone whose waifu has a strong association with butterflies and returning from the dead?

404 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7411 22:05

>>403 Is there such a butterfly as a red emperor?

405 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7411 22:14

>>395
I refuse to share my wisdom with youtube commentators because of this U-turn on privacy by Hegel.

406 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7411 22:15

Is butthairy even a word?

407 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7411 22:44

>>404
I don't think so, but there is a red admiral, and a purple emperor.

408 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7411 23:50

I don't care what anyone says; mermaids are scary.

409 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7412 02:48

Right hand is mouse hand.

410 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7412 04:04

Dragon dragon dragon dragon dragon dragon dragon dragon, ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass

411 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7412 04:12

It's amazing how much cheaper life is when you don't have a woman in it.

412 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7412 11:16

Last night, I dreamt the milk crate I picked up out of a restauran and carried for 5 miles developed a crack before I could attach it to my bike.

I woke up, and checked it as a matter of priority. It's fine. But I can't believe I'm getting so worked up about a milk crate. Only another day of carrying it around before I can attach it to my bike. I bought two surplus carriers to use as bike panniers if the crate is too big. I know it's going to crack someday.

I was even nervous about bringing the stolen crate around town, so I put some things in it.

413 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7412 13:35

Day two of the butterfly fiasco.

I took my little Lazarus outside and gently encouraged it to flutter off and find somewhere outdoors to hibernate. Alas, it just crawled forwards a few centimetres, then closed its wings and went back to sleep. It really is far too cold for it, and I don't think I can find any sensible places to put it. For now I've let it free in my room, and it's crawled up my windowsill and sat there not doing very much.

I'm really not sure what to do with the poor thing. On the one hand, the population of this species is in rapid decline, and I do want to let it free in the wild - but on the other hand, I'm fairly confident that in its current state it wouldn't survive the winter. What should I do, DQN?

414 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7412 17:48

Have you ever wondered how negro's semen is still white?

415 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7412 18:09

>>413
Freeze it to preserve its genome.

416 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7412 18:14

>>414 is an answer for >>413 join the dots >>413

417 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7412 22:27

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418 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7413 01:30

( ﾟ -ﾟ) sure is VIP QUALITY in here lately.

419 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7413 17:00

Who's your favourite Beastie Boy? They're all my favourite.

420 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7413 17:02

Toilet roll.

421 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7413 21:28

I'm a man at work playing with a pink glittery tamagotchi

422 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7413 21:38

Here's the third update of the butterfly saga (because I'm sure you were all so worried).

The butterfly is still alive and active, however it seems to be having great difficulty flying; it just twitches its wings a little every so often, as though it's trying to fly but its muscles are too weak, or something. I suppose it has (presumably) just come out of hibernation, to be fair.

I have come to the conclusion that I really can't come up with any sensible place to leave it to hibernate. Ideally, if it becomes strong and active enough to fly, then I'll let it go and it can find its own place, which will be much better than anywhere I could find for it. Otherwise, I'll just let it stay on my windowsill until it dies, and keep its corpse as a memento.

423 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7414 00:34

>>422
Or you can do what any young naturalist would do and murder it yourself. Put it in a killing jar, impale it on a pin through the thorax, spread its wings, make a concise label with precise location where it was captured ("my home"), date ("1993-09-7414") and your name ("Andrew"), start your prized collection.

424 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7414 05:52

the penis shoots seeds

425 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7414 14:05

>>423
How cruel! I can't stand the thought of mutilating the corpse of such a beautiful little creature like that.

426 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7414 14:31

>>425
But this is done to preserve its beauty forever!

427 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7414 15:03

>>426
Settle down, Dr. Drevis.

428 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7414 16:37

>>426
On the contrary! It preserves only the beauty of its appearance. What about the beauty of its delicate movements, or of the fleeting half-glanced flashes of colour behind a hedgerow, or of that moment crouching, breath held, watching a butterfly alighted precariously on a flower, afraid that even the slightest movement might scare it off? The particular beauties of living butterflies and of dead butterflies are very different things indeed, yet the difference can be difficult to pin down (pun intended).

>>427
Gosh, was that a Mad Father reference? If so, I approve wholeheartedly.

429 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7414 17:40

I feel drunk after half a pint. This is obviously some placebo effect combined with tiredness.

From now on I'm getting drunk off water instead of beer.

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