I'm glad that ended quickly and peacefully.
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1341413503/266
Wow, what the hell is that! We got a mod in our midst.
And the young man crossdressed happily ever after.
Is bps pronounced "beeps"?
I think I've created the perfect girl. She's young, lively, beautiful, has a healthy respect for nature, and is a bitter misanthropist, sociopath and mass murderer.
>>556 Except for the mass murderer part I was engaged to a girl like that once. She was delicious jailbait when I first met her too
>>561 because she never left my sight until she found a new sugar daddy
The stomach of darkness.
A month ago I wouldn't have thought I'd be spending so much time watching a YouTube show where a vulgar teddy bear reviews snacks, movies, and Sega Genesis games.
My new year's resolution last year was to stop picking on !Espeon and I kept it, but he didn't post as much this year. Espeon I hope you just laughed it off as some anonymous jerk on the internet but if my mean words ever upset you even a little bit I am truly sorry
Guess who's having trouble breathing again!
I'm tempted to buy a copy of VVVVVV just because of the music.
The symbolism is there if you look hard enough.
i'm in the building more gold than rumplestilskin
I resolve to pick on espeon more
grow a penis
oh man i'm gonna die
fuck i gotta move again.
Butter vibro-knife
fuck off, mum, stop telling me what to do, mum, im not ur slave, mum, I HATE U MU M I HAT EU, U DID ENOUGH TO RUIN MY LIFE, MUM, stop telling me what to do, mum, ive had enough of this shit, just stop, imb not listening
The cotton! Use the cotton! You know what I need, my love.
ooh, you touch my tra-la-la
I'll never feel as cultured as you all.
i really want to know what is going on in the elvis asuka thread.
Rooted in the fetid soil of this blighted land, here shall I build my mountain of monsters.
The World's Most Elaborate Echo Server
Repeat after me: reality is just a poor imitation of fantasy.
This is the story of Robert the vegan shark. It's a very short story because he's dead now.
I bet you weren't expecting another butterfly update, were you? Well, you've got one.
I am now reasonably certain that it is, in fact, still alive. Twice now, I have gently lain it out flat, displaying its lovely colourful wings, and, twice now, the next time I have seen it it has turned itself over to lie on its back. There's no breeze in my room, nobody else even has access to it, and it wasn't in the sort of position in which it could simply fall onto its back. The only conclusion I can come to is that it is indeed still alive.
In other news, it has now been moved more than halfway across the country - almost 500 miles - making it an extremely well travelled butterfly. I imagine it'll be very confused as to where it is when it wakes up in Spring.
AGDQ this year was pretty great. The hype is still coursing through my veins.
Can't stop listening to denpa.
Brain melting.
Send help.
This is too cute to fap to.
Why did I leave all the olives at home...
I just finished GTA V, and spotted three of my friends in the end credits and cheered! If I'd kept my motivation that could've been me there...
It's past my bedtime.
I CAN MAKE SPAGHETTI (L֥`)
What if a real, actual Japanese person replied to me on-line and I didn't notice it or didn't learn his origin?
Good god, how can I fail this hard at something as simple as feeding myself?
Miko miko nurse! Miko miko nurse!
I really really want a milkshake right now.
I want to play games! Fuck everything, I just wanna play. I want to lie on a coach like a big turd and just play video games!
Alas, the back of my hand is wrong. It should be "moo moo mo moo moo"
I just woke up from a dream and I have to write this down somewhere. I was walking across a grassy field in the mist, and I fell over. As I was getting up, I saw a young girl coming towards me. She seemed to float or drift through the mist, rather than walking. She was dressed entirely in grey, and even had grey hair, eyes, skin and everything. She stood over me, expressionless, and began to kill me. I don't know how exactly. Blood began to pour out of my nose and down my face, and all I could do was stare at the frills on her dress, which were covered in incredibly ornate floral patterns that shifted and changed before my eyes, with little flowers budding, blooming and withering away in a matter of seconds.
The next thing I knew she was gone, and I just got up and walked away as though nothing had happened.
I've been watching Watamote and really enjoying it, last night before bed I watched the episode where she reads that sleeping on your front increases your chances of having erotic dreams. So I tried it and it totally worked, I had a wild foursome with three girls I went to school with. I remember thinking how am I supposed to please them all at once?
But, before I went to sleep I asked my guardian angel to give me advice because I feel like I'm in purgatory, and she has came to me a few times in my dreams to offer good advice in troubled times. Was this a sign saying I should go out and meet new girls instead of waiting around on the unlikely chance my love will come back to me? She wasn't in the dream herself so I can't be sure. Like asking god for a sign, and something that might be a sign appears, but god itself isn't actually there in person so you ignore it maybe
I bet I'm not the only dokyun with a beard.
I am losing my mind.
"Hey, this place doesn't seem so bad!" I thought to myself. Then it started raining blood.
I am winning my mind back.
That's it. I've had enough. I'm moving to Patagonia.
"Puff-O!" I will proclaim whilst slamming myself into a door and waking everybody up.
I've been in bed all day. All I've ingested is mucinex and a croissant. Please kill me.
Cold Hans, they'd call me. Because I have cold hands.
It... it can't just be mushrooms! What does it mean‽
Bassline!
Now put a donk on it.
Electro!
Now put a donk on it.
Techno!
Now put a donk on it.
Donk, d-donk donk donk donk.
Put a banging DONK on it!
I don't think you really understand rabbits.
I guess when you think about it, humans are just extremely complicated rocks.
Please molest me.
wow /b/ im so wastesd
My my, what an angular dress you're wearing.
I'd put my DONK on it.
Everything spoken is at least partially wrong because words are abstractions. The point is, you are all wrong and I am the only one who is ever right.
I'd like to be the same colour as you as well, my dear.
I've got a head full of denpa and a life devoid of tragedies. Time to become a mathematician.
I have a semi-decent idea based on some research from the early 90s that doesn't seem to have since seen any attention, but don't really have the time to implement it.
what? i load
Please, just keep telling me you love me until I believe you.
The following words are prohibited: "frenzy state".
I loved Watamote but the ending was a bit of a copout
I've dreamt about butterflies three nights in a row, and only last night did I start to get suspicious. "Hold on a minute," I thought to myself, "You don't see butterflies flying around at this time of year! And that big white one with the strange spindly wings doesn't even look real!" Alas, instead of concluding that I was dreaming and proceeding to have a lucid dream, I instead concluded that it was probably just some species of butterfly I didn't know of.
Why? Why is the frenzy state prohibited?
I was watching Pokemon Heart Gold speed-run stream. The streamer went into a frenzy state completely losing his assburgers.
I don't need your pity, you filth. Your presence alone will be more than sufficient.
I don't need your pithy filt.
I feel like I've become an adult today???