[Contentless]ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought.[Brains] [Thinking] [Personal] [#13] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7191 19:17

I'm glad that ended quickly and peacefully.

650 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7448 15:23

At that time, our young protagonist was utterly strange.

651 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7448 16:24

>>645
When I start questioning my dream, I often arrive to the conclusion that I'm actually watching a TV show and, lo, my dream is now some TV show I can merely contemplate, and anything whatsoever that happens on it is fair game.

652 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7448 16:39

I hope my flatmates don't mind the maniacal laughter too much.

653 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7448 18:55

Big Brother is watching you. Yeah, you. Not me, not anyone else, just you.

654 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7448 21:29

>>653
HAH! THEN BIG BROTHER MUST BE INTO AN AMATEUR MASTURBATION PORN!

655 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7448 21:37

http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1331675820/55,882
You thought you could just recycle posts and nobody would notice, did you? I'm onto you!

656 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7449 02:02

I kinda wish I could understand what's happening in that Japanese thread. I wish Japanese posters would be active in other threads too, so that we could all have fun.

657 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7449 11:32

I'd like one choo-choo, please.

658 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7449 14:19

POST! POST DAMN YOU POST!@

659 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7449 15:07

Nimbostratus, nimbostratus, go away!

660 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7450 01:54

people should contribute to the CYOA thread more! who cares if the plot-line isn't consistent? just write whatever! :D

661 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7450 05:20

I made a playable Twine game version of the Choose Your Own Adventure thread!
http://dqn.neocities.org/dqn.html
Requires javascript.

TODO

  • Make Ascii Art look better
  • Make CSS look like Wakaba
  • Keep track of inventory (bone weapons, etc.)
  • Prevent access to certain links if not holding certain items
  • Display kill-count in sidebar
  • Randomize >>r0 links

662 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7450 09:16

Mayday! Mayday! We've lost penile hydraulics! We've lost penile hydraulics!

663 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7450 13:19

>>661
Gosh, that's amazing! Good work.

664 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7450 18:43

>>661
ＧＪ！

665 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7450 19:29

I was half tempted to make a sequel to http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1207782491/, but then I realised that I actually really like ( ˃ ヮ˂).

666 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7450 22:50

>>661 brilliant! well done >>661!

667 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7450 23:19

I love my Rale.

668 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7451 00:47

>>665
What about ⊂( ˇ∇ˇ)つ?

669 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7451 11:31

>>668
Don't think much of that. I wouldn't mind being a ( ・ω・), though, I suppose.

670 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7451 12:29

I once had a nightmare while sleeping, so I will not sleep again.

671 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7451 16:16

Even monsters can fall in love, you know.

672 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7451 20:37

I like Gunther™

673 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7451 20:50

>>672
But do you like him enough to touch his tra-la-la?

674 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7452 00:21

I am already too far tainted for you.

675 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7452 07:17

I think my CHARM point is my lip gap.

676 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7452 12:27

I really am a misanthropist, you know! B-baka humanity! I-it's not like I secretly admire your achievements or anything!

677 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7452 12:52

( ˃ ヮ˂) >>671, pocket monsters!

678 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7452 15:16

And still the sickness...

679 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7453 11:39

More sadness! More snow!

680 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7453 20:58

William the Conqueror was cooler than I thought.

681 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7453 21:46

We labour by the light of a different sun.

682 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7453 23:57

>>680 Man knew how to handle a shit test.

683 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7454 07:11

>>682
William the Conqueror sounded like he was quite the badass. However, the article talking about him is misogynistic and just plain bad advice. Sure, women (and men) like partners that are hard to get. And yes, desperation is unsexy to most people. That doesn't mean you should be a jerk to women to make them like you. If you need to play mind games to get women, you're chasing the wrong kind of woman (3D).

684 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7454 15:19

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DEoOdcYKbc

685 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7454 15:45

No, I can't post that.

686 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7454 18:51

PREFACE.
I'm not a writer; following is five and a half thousand pages demonstrating exactly why.

687 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7454 21:42

I can't believe I decided on flower arranging.

688 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7455 02:51

>>683
Mangina.

689 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7455 04:50

>>688
Labelass.

690 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7455 16:31

Look inside yourself; you will find the failure. Indeed, you have already lost.

691 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7455 18:40

Oh come on, I'm hardly 元気 at the best of times, let alone いつも元気.

692 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7455 18:52

Eh? "We know Major Tom's a junkie"? You can't do this to my favourite character!

Wait a moment, am I 30 years late?

693 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7455 19:43

Good biomes are all alike; evil biomes are each capable of crushing your fledgling fortress in their own way.

694 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7455 21:23

hiya cuties how are ya this fine day/night?

695 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7455 22:18

Stop the consciousness, I want to get off.

696 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7456 01:33

Did that owl have a penis?

697 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7456 13:17

I'm addicted to your charms.

698 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7456 16:17

I love the DPRK

699 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7456 17:31

green tea makes me pee

700 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7456 21:20

I must flee the green tea pee!

701 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7456 23:00

Yes! Flee from my evil tea pee! Even your cozy teepee is no safe haven!

702 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7457 00:52

DQN never fails to disappoint.

703 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7457 07:38

I just farted and it smells like an actual gas leak, an unlit hob

704 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7457 16:33

Lick the spoon!

705 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7457 17:27

mitten plan

706 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7457 18:46

That's it. I'm calling it. I'm a non-government organisation.

707 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7457 19:17

Ogive

708 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7457 20:01

I just can't face it any more.

709 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7457 21:40

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ein57OSrqoA

710 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7457 22:26

Have I really caused you such pain?

711 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7458 13:17

Ah, sh-she got me... right in the otomegokoro...

712 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7458 21:22

Oh god I have to poop

713 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7459 15:18

However much I may covet these little offerings, I know that you need them more than I, my love.

714 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7459 23:03

Das schmeckte mir so gut

715 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7460 17:36

I don't want to alarm anyone, but I think tanasinn.info has been hacked!

716 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7460 19:31

>>715
At least the hacker was also nice enough to add relevant information to the Emergency Mittens (novel) page. I guess this makes him a gray hat.

717 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7463 23:47

I strike the earth and the earth bleeds.

718 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7464 00:39

Rargh, I can't even pwn people no more. I'm tired...

719 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7464 18:26

My brains are 80% porn, 15% sex and there is just not enough % left for my daily tasks!!

720 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7464 19:48

Give yourself to disease.

721 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7464 20:10

>>719
What's the other 5%? Bees?

722 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7464 20:16

>>721
anime

723 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7464 20:17

>>721
The other 5% is a cultivated appreciation for Sam Elliott's mustache.

724 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7464 21:54

That's an awful lot of bunnies. Too many, one might say.

725 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7465 02:40

pingas

726 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7465 10:56

It's cold. Just like your heart.

727 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7465 18:23

「なにもいらない」, she said.

728 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7465 18:57

Skim milk is shit

729 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7465 19:33

Skim is from the top. I come from the cream of the crop.

730 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7465 20:30

It's more fun when you go as fast as you can.

731 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7466 03:23

Bogs' head and neck look like an inverted hairy cock and balls

732 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7466 05:01

>>731
True true

733 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7466 10:53

Kiss me on my face! Kiss me anywhere you want. If you want, of course. But I suppose that you don't. Well, whenever you feel like it...

734 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7466 10:58

http://i.imgur.com/XSRkJIw.png
So, what happens when a couple of these tentacles get stuck to a surface? Do the planet tear itself apart?

735 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7466 11:20

This little butterfly on my windowsill is my best friend. It'll never betray me.

736 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7466 13:04

>>733 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwEePFD2J2M

737 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7466 15:41

Last week I was on night shift and I was pretty tired, and as I was making my tea I thought hmmm I need something to wake me up, but I hate coffee! So I tried a bit of coffee in my tea and it was actually really nice so now i have it all the time. I decided to read up on it a bit and found that it is popular in Hong Kong, where it is called Yuangyang, named after mandarin ducks which are a symbol of conjugal love in China. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yuanyang_(drink)

I only started drinking it to wake me up, but now I feel like my spirit is all aglow with love when I drink it!

738 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7466 18:20

commiesubs are assholes

739 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7467 01:37

Swedes are very nice and smart people who might rape and pillage you at any time.

740 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7467 05:04

These actually taste like PEACH

741 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7467 10:48

What's my sport? Figure scating. Just kidding, I like watersports, 50m freestyle swimming in particular.

742 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7467 12:50

I had a dream in which I was in bed with two girls. In the literal sense. I was just sharing a bed with two cute girls; I didn't give a shit. Then I went and wrote a lab report about pendulums and bananas.

743 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7467 14:13

Sayonara, Zetsubou Sensei suits my current mental state to a slightly concerning degree.

744 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7467 21:25

"Chisel Tits?" What the fuck, Brain?

Seriously? "Chisel Tits."

745 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7467 22:24

Who's the ablative here?

746 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7467 23:02

That was a strange dream.
We were at war in Middle Earth, raiding a fortress on a hill.
Me and my buddy were talking over the microphones to watch each other's back as we fought the orcs.
Then, I went into the fortress were everyone was doing meth and there was this really hot chick.
In the next room I found a young black guy and asked him to help me double team the chick and he reluctantly agreed.
She was cool with it, but I was lowering her panties I woke up .

747 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7468 08:42

Take whatever you want, just please leave me my little comforts.

748 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7468 16:53

>>746 There are no black people in middle earth. Your dream was clearly a fake.

749 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7468 17:43

Symptoms include nausea, fever, misanthropy, botanical kleptomania...

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