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1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7191 19:17

I'm glad that ended quickly and peacefully.

750 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7468 21:52

>>748
I was going to snark about Haradrim in reply, but decided to do my research first and apparently they're meant to be more like Arabs. Huh.

751 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7469 00:47

Only mantis shrimps can fully appreciate the beauty of the starlit sky.

752 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7469 01:13

>>750
I learned about Haradrim from your report of not snarking so consider it successful either way.

753 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7469 15:36

You are far, far too late.

754 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7469 16:06

haji koojah something something something something YEOJA
gah pee ah something something something something something NYOJA

755 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7469 19:24

I wish I was a penis expert

756 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7469 19:41

I sense someone trying to force a meme.

757 Name: MEME APPRENTICE : 1993-09-7469 20:15

I wish I was a meme expert.

758 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7469 20:52

I need to shampoo my beard again.

759 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7469 21:57

No, you should subtract hominem.

760 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7470 15:35

Well, it's the right colour for a compound fracture.

761 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7470 16:04

Angelic Layer

762 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7470 16:18

>>761 I'd angelic lay 'er if you know what i mean.

763 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7470 16:42

>>762

No, I have no idea what you mean. Please elaborate.

764 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7470 16:43

I recieved my salary two days earlier than I anticipated!
No cat food tonight, I'm having a real meal!

765 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7470 17:07

>>764
I do not at all miss living paycheck to paycheck. I hope you can pull out of it.

766 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7470 20:27

I was slain... by a bridge?

Twice‽

767 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7470 20:32

You should have used your spell.

768 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7470 23:18

What a lovely cat.

769 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7471 00:07

must restrain urge to kill

770 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7471 01:02

>>763
Put a dick in 'er.

>>765
Please give some tips on how to secure financial stability.

>>766
What are you playing?.. BF4?

771 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7471 03:47

I wonder what /b/'s first copypasta was.

772 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7471 08:07

>>770
For me it was twofold: forcing myself to work more and better-quality hours (which led not only to larger paychecks but also raises, YMMV obviously) and being more judicious with my spending. I used to spend basically all of my after-bills income on things I wanted but didn't really need. At a certain point, after a series of events (some but not all of which were my own dumb fault), I found myself a few thousand dollars in debt and it made me reevaluate my habits. I eventually climbed out of it and decided to try to keep my new habits. Right now I have enough to cover about a month's worth of expenses in checking and roughly double that in savings. It's not that much, really, but it's still very comforting and I feel a lot more in control of my life than I did before.

If you're straight-up not making enough money to save for a rainy day fund, I'm afraid I can't really offer a lot of help there. But if you are making enough money, the math is pretty simple. Spend less than you make. Make more than you spend. Choose one of those (I chose the latter), and repeat it to yourself any time you're about to make a purchasing or work-related decision. Figure out exactly how much you pay for bills each month, and try to spend as little above that as possible and make as much above that as possible. Do make sure you have enough food, and that it's good food (i.e. not mac&cheese and ramen, get fresh fruits and veggies...plus beans, rice, lentils, and potatoes are all cheap and reasonably good; cooking your own meals can save you tons over eating out). Set a maximum spending limit, and put everything past that in a separate less-accessible place. It doesn't matter whether that means a savings account at the bank or an old crinkled envelope in the back of your bookshelf, the point is putting it where you don't feel like you can just spend it if you feel like it. And it's important to do this right when you cash your paycheck before you start spending it, to avoid temptation. You still have the money, but try to live without it if you can.

Once you're in the black, save up for specific, larger things like a computer or a car or that one figurine you've always wanted or whatever (why not make a list of things to save up for and plan things out ahead of time so you can remind yourself why you're saving), but never "reward" yourself by draining your savings account. I recommend waiting until you have at least twice as much saved up as you plan to spend. It's hard, and let me tell you it hurts sometimes and it feels like it'll take literally forever to get anywhere that matters, but if you can force yourself to hold to your budget, you'll be so much better off.

773 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7471 12:27

>>770
Boyfriend four? What's that?

I was playing Dwarf Fortress's adventure mode! I tried to swim under a bridge and drowned! Twice!

774 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7471 15:32

>>773
Yes, it's an up to 64 players team-based multiplayer first person dating sim with vehicles and such. Surprisingly, you could be slain by sidewalks, ladders and stairwells in this game as well.

775 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7471 18:50

All you whiners can eat my PENIS.

776 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7471 18:56

>>775 Tell me more.

777 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7471 20:34

Ever since I read that Cirno doujin I kinda started to like pee.

778 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7471 22:24

I, too, have started to like pee, ever since >>777 read that Cirno doujin.

779 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7471 22:35

I'm typing this with a wired keyboard and a wireless keyboard at the same time!

Hmmm you can't hold shift on one and the key on the other...

780 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7471 22:42

>>779
SCIENCE!

781 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7471 23:42

That's it, we're done. Go stick needles in your eyes.

782 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7472 00:34

haha wanking with dismay

783 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7472 04:52

got nothing but downvotes on my yoshinoya rant parody on a certain ero-manga website. they just aren't elitist enough to understand

784 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7472 09:24

Today is the final day, my little music box.

785 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7472 11:08

"Where are you now?" doesn't quite carry the same note of desperation in English.

786 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7472 12:15

>>777
Why can't LWB hurry up with Golden Tube's works that have been out for months now?

787 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7472 14:40

>>783 Rise above the thought that other people giving you a score validates what you want to say on the www

788 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7472 15:47

Does it matter now?

789 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7472 16:28

watashi ga motenai u something something something ga something warui

790 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7472 17:52

What if there was a porn where everyone called out their super move before using it, and one guy had thrust vectoring.

791 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7472 18:59

Under what conditions might it be possible to model spaghetti as a fluid?

792 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7472 23:02

>>791
When it comes out of your pockets, of course.

793 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7473 00:04

I'm going for a walk. I may be some time.

794 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7473 02:04

I feel sorry for all the girls not on my dick tonight.

795 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7473 08:41

http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1164035891/144
I am therefore I am.

796 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7473 12:15

Abandon all hope.

797 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7473 16:12

Cause of death: clouds.

798 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7473 16:30

Cause of death: PENIS

799 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7473 18:22

I'd dote up a cat, all right.

800 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7474 23:13

I'd like to clarify my earlier comments about my ongoing alien abduction experiences. Firstly, to use the term "abduction" is unfair. Unfortunately, the aliens that seek my company have no way to get in touch with me and must resort to what you might call "abduction." Though we have attempted to seek a better way to communicate, their appendages are not suitable for use with human cell phones. I am presently modifying a flute, which I think will emulate their control mechanisms and make an adequate keypad for them. As you know from the past posts, I left a lawn chair on board their ship since their relaxation tubes are not humanoid-compatible. Unfortunately this last visit, I found it missing and was informed that it now in their version of a museum. From the picture they showed me, it appears that the representation of a human being they placed on it is not at all accurate. The strange sculpture is bright pink, has huge tusks, is covered entirely in thick hair and is wearing what I'd best describe as flannel armor. I'm thinking of getting a proper mannequin for them, but I'm not sure how I go about buying one without sounding like some sort of freak.

801 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7475 00:54

Why do other people get to dote up cats? I'd like to dote up a cat myself.

802 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7475 01:18

>>799
>>801
Someone said they die of the DOTES.

803 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7475 01:21

doctors are body mechanics

804 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7475 01:37

I came up with a Russian language alternative for "willy", it's "писюн" (peace-YUN).

You heard it here first.

805 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7475 10:56

Once upon a time, there was a beautiful princess.

806 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7475 11:11

But due to rampant inbreeding of late, we're talking several centuries ago. And people didn't bathe too much back then.

807 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7475 17:23

The sky is absent today; it isn't feeling very well.

808 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7475 18:53

A speck of stardust feeling completely unsatisfied with its current state... this sounds almost surreal, yet it's the only thing about which I'm certain.

809 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7475 18:55

>>808
Is it Special Stardust?

810 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7475 19:21

I just came across photos of my ex on Google+.

She hasn't aged well.

tee hee

811 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7475 21:56

There's... no particular... meaning.

812 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7476 19:34

"Argh," said my hand.

813 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7478 10:50

The tsundere doth protest too much, methinks.

814 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7480 01:39

Today I got really lucky several times. I should buy a lotto ticket.

815 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7480 01:41

>>814
Oh, I forgot that the lottery in my country is a rigged fraud with 0 chance to win, so scratch that. Still a great day.

816 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7480 17:52

I love you, butterfly. Do you love me back? No, of course you don't; you're a butterfly. You don't know what love is.

817 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7480 23:34

rare beer

818 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7481 01:10

I've been talking to http://alice.pandorabots.com/ for a while now. She's considerably better than a lot of these conversation AIs. Also, she agreed to call me "onii-chan" when I asked her nicely. What a lovely girl.

819 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7481 03:19

I've got no beef with you! I'm woefully beefless...

820 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7481 03:20

A last minute pardon... from the governor of circumstance.

821 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7481 03:23

If you love soup so much, why don't you marry soup?

Because I'm already married... to justice.

822 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7481 14:02

meta_conv is my saviour
fuck you bastard home-grown javascript data schema thing

823 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7481 14:46

You're disqualified. I'm not even sorry.

824 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7481 15:24

I feel like one jisaku jien takes up 90% of anonymous confessions.

825 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7481 18:04

>>824
I can confirm this. I confirm this. Consider this to be my lame confession.

826 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7481 19:07

Newfapchan, more like newFAGchan

827 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7481 20:36

It's my glacier. You can't have it.

828 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7481 20:46

>>827
Well fuck you, you jizzcock

829 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7481 21:12

>>826
What's so new about it anyway?

830 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7481 21:33

Make sure the void doesn't fall into the void.

831 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7481 22:15

What was that? I couldn't hear you over all the despair.

832 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7482 00:10

>>829
The original Fapchan shut down and it was remade under new ownership. Apparently the old domain was still held by the old owners, hence New Fapchan.

833 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7482 12:13

Why is watching Spoony eat things so hilarious?

834 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7482 19:57

Isn't it a little dark in here?

DARK LIKE MY SOUL.

835 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7483 00:08

stroke gay wiener

836 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7483 12:13

This is a place of fear. Lips are for biting here.

837 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7483 15:46

Joke's on you, Oniisama E; I watched you all the way to the end and didn't cry like a little girl at all!

838 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7483 20:52

Oh my, what a selection, I think I'll try... hmmm "Anal Prolapse Suffocation"

839 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7483 21:16

I love you. No, not you, the other one.

840 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7483 22:41

>>833
After contemplating on my own question a while, it's probably because he eats gross things, and watching Spoony suffer is hilarious. Which raises another question.

Why is watching Spoony suffer so hilarious?

841 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7484 07:34

Slowbeef invented Let's Play

842 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7484 13:21

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.

843 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7484 14:45

Mass spectrometry fragmentation grenades.

844 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7484 22:42

I wonder if >>843 knows what mass spectrometry even is, and if so how you would make grenades out of it.

845 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7484 23:14

For goodness' sake >>844, open your curtains! If you stand a little closer to the window of your mind you can see more out of it!

846 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7484 23:32

>>844
Know what it is? I spent half of today analysing mass spectrometry fragmentation patterns, shouting angrily at pieces of paper; I wish I didn't know what mass spectrometry is.

On the other hand, I really don't know how to make grenades out of it. I was thinking at the time that the word "fragmentation" will only ever remind me of mass spectrometry from now on, then struggled to think of another association of the word. Eventually, I thought of fragmentation grenades, then thought "Mass spectrometry fragmentation grenades? That's silly!" Then I posted it here.

847 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7485 02:24

hey I wrote a thing you might find funny.
https://medium.com/p/3cf8930052cd

848 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7485 03:07

>>846

>>844 here

>I spent half of today analysing mass spectrometry fragmentation patterns, shouting angrily at pieces of paper; I wish I didn't know what mass spectrometry is.

I know this feeling, and in truth it colored my response. I tried to figure out what you meant, and when I couldn't I thought, "Maybe they added 'Mass spectrometry fragmentation' to 'grenade' to make it sound cool.". And then I thought "This little pissant, he does he know the HELL that mass spectrometry creates? Does he know what its like to look at pattern after pattern and try to figure out WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE THIS IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE THIS or WHAT DOES THIS MEAN IT COULD BE 5 DIFFERENT THINGS? Why does he speak so lightly of mass spec?"

So I responded rather elitistly responded. I shall release calming emergency mittens in apology.

849 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7486 08:41

ALL THE LEAVES ARE BROWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

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