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1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7191 19:17

I'm glad that ended quickly and peacefully.

850 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7486 10:30

okay why am i reading this

851 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7486 10:56

Why is this room trying to kill me?

852 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7486 15:45

>>849 AND THE SKYYY IS GREYYYY

853 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7486 17:54

i have a K-ON song stuck in my head

854 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7486 18:30

>>841
slowbif is fat

855 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7486 20:26

tfw no chelsea wolfe gf

856 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7486 21:27

Holy shit, my sister's pregnant. I'm going to be an uncle!

857 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7486 23:10

>>856
Congrats dude.

858 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7487 08:56

>>854
That's why he's slow.

859 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7487 10:17

>>857
You make it sound like incest

860 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7487 10:29

Why would you limit yourself to your own species?

861 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7487 10:31

>>860
I can't answer that question without more context. Limit yourself to your own species for reproduction? For food? For socialization?

Context, man. Context.

862 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7487 12:26

I want to reenact Lord of the Flies in Dwarf Fortress.

863 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7487 16:03

I like programming like the other two(?) guys in the Q&A[6] thread but the opinions I hold on most things about it are usually too controversial to get a decent conversation out of anyone else.

864 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7487 17:40

>>863
Isn't that typical for programmers?

865 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7487 19:32

>>847
I found this amusing. Thank you.

866 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7487 19:55

http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1314324451/825 did you make that? Liking the whole release nice work!

867 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7487 22:28

You won't get a hug unless you become the sort of person that others would want to give a hug to.

868 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7487 23:04

This insatiable hunger is like something from a Murakami novel.

Wait! That actually was in a Murakami novel! That one where they rob a bakery or something similar.

869 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7487 23:42

I'm baffled by West's reaction to the events on Ukraine which still faces economic collapse and which doesn't have democratically elected government.

870 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7488 02:13

>>866
Nope, I'm too embarrassed (and worried about anonymity) to post my own music here. My good music-making friend made it. I was enjoying it and wanted other people to enjoy it too!

871 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7488 13:58

I just slept for ten and a half hours, and I feel wonderful!

872 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7488 18:40

I need more yandere in my life.

873 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7489 21:11

HAMMER IT IN WITH YOUR PENIS

874 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7490 12:50

Shy Love is a bit ugly but I can't stop fapping

875 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7490 15:20

No, stop, you don't underst--HAPPY! RAKKI! DOCCHI! YES YES YES!

876 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7490 21:59

I should start a fake Les Legions Noires project. Honestly, I could record fucking anything as long as it's on low-quality cassettes, and metalheads will think it's real shit. Especially if I give it a name with a 3:1 consonant-vowel ratio, like Drzegbvyragkhetzye.

877 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7491 00:17

>>876 well why don't you then

878 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7491 20:37

Cherry Poppin' Daddies has got to be the most unsettling band name ever

879 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7492 00:14

>>/556
Aha! I'd recognise that description anywhere!

Dramatic flourish

Is this your card?

880 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7492 00:46

>>878
My dad loved that band when I was growing up, I hated it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:CPD-ZSR-vidshot.jpg

881 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7492 13:54

Elbereth Elbereth Elbereth

882 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7492 15:39

That was a huge fucking waste of my time, my sanity, and taxpayer money.

883 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7492 23:38

殺してあげる

884 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7493 01:04

As I was walking home, I saw out of the corner of my eye a tiny flash of colour, fluttering away in the opposite direction. "Aha," I thought to myself, "a butterfly!" Then I realised that, just like the last fifty times this has happened this winter, it must've just been a falling leaf. But then I saw it fly upwards, then duck behind a parked car and disappear. By the time I caught up with it, there was no sign of it. Now I'm utterly mystified - was it a butterfly or not? Evidence against:

  • It's still far too cold for butterflies to be out.
  • It looked to be yellow, and the only entirely yellow butterfly you'd find here is the Clouded Yellow - a migrant from Europe, even less likely to be found in this cold.
  • Leaves blown by the wind have fooled me goodness knows how many times already this winter.

Evidence in favour:

  • The trees have long since shed their leaves; there shouldn't be any still falling at this time of year.
  • It wasn't anywhere near any trees, either.
  • It flew more like a butterfly than like a leaf.
  • I really want it to have been a butterfly.

885 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7493 02:11

cえc位んえst波s畝ぴぺ。

886 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7493 03:46

>>884 If you'd caught up with it it would have made you relax.

887 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7493 03:49

>>884 If you'd caught up with it it would have made you relax.

888 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7493 03:51

it said my verification code was wrong when it was correct! it lied to me and made me double post!

889 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7493 17:27

Ah, what an oversight! Of course there is a yellow butterfly native to England; the Brimstone! In fact, the Brimstone is supposedly where the word butterfly comes from, for being a "butter-coloured fly". They're also one of the earliest to come out of hibernation, lending further support to the butterfly-not-a-leaf hypothesis.

890 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7494 00:57

The fact that they've been left there means they're not mistakes at all

891 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7494 12:07

Sutookingu.

892 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7494 15:36

paaaaaaantsu

893 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7494 16:35

I foresee much panic in your immediate future.

894 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7494 19:20

That cat food thing posted in CTRL+V reminds me of the time when I was a kid and I tried eating one of our dog's Snausages. Those things are salty as fuck.

895 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7495 01:53

It is not fun to poop.

896 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7495 01:59

It's fun to be racist!

897 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7495 02:46

>>896
Tell me about it, nigger.

898 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7495 13:16

God damn it, why do I keep dreaming of crossdressing?

899 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7495 15:13

>>898 Have you considered crossdressing in real life to find out?

900 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7495 15:46

Butterflies! Butterflies galore! Today I've seen two brimstones and a small tortoiseshell on a single one hour's walk alone. I took out my windowsill dwelling guest to see if it fancied joining them, but it's doing an all too convincing impression of being dead. Ho-hum.

901 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7495 15:48

>>898 Because it turns you on?

902 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7495 17:26

Video games can be fun, but sometimes they can cause you to get frustrated.

903 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7495 18:52

>>902 Just remember, AVGN is a character portrayed by an actor, not a real person.

904 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7496 00:21

>>902 Yeah, this guys has decided to take over the AVGN's job: http://news.yahoo.com/producer-reveals-plans-unearth-worst-015247742.html

905 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7496 11:07

It's a shock to me and it's a shock to you, your mother's got a beard and sandals, and a penis too

906 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7496 16:38

It was Sunday all of last week and today is also Sunday.

907 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7496 17:23

Krull was a blend of D&D, Cheetos, Mountain Dew and basement farts.

908 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7496 21:58

>>906
Is this some variant of Eternal September?

909 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7496 22:19

The mittens keep slipping into the background layer of the board. I can't take it easy like this.

910 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7497 19:33

I think my butthole is dry

911 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7498 17:11

Yeah, well, if I were a tree I'd probably try to kill you too.

912 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7498 21:19

This is the fawning of the age of deerquarius

913 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7499 13:06

Today's phrase is "myocardial infarction".

914 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7499 19:35

I wonder why you haven't been online recently... busy with university, perhaps. I hope you can find the time to talk soon so we can catch up. It's been too long.

915 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7499 21:48

I hate myself and I want to die.

916 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7500 01:17

ドキュン NYUZU ARERUTO

neet.nu is redirecting to some weird blog
more updates expected soon

917 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7500 08:21

>>916 I noticed that, I assumed it was the expected downtime, and for a placeholder maybe just encourage us to check out a friendly site - it has a link to neet.nu in its links section

what is the image board that is linked from neet.nu's front page? I can't remember the url and i always just go there from neety

918 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7500 13:14

My penishead has a couple scars on it where I chafed it with too much rough masturbation. Now I worry that anyone who sees it will think I have an STD. Not that this is likely to become a problem.

919 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7500 15:50

GRFAAAHFBAFL

920 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7500 16:30

>>918 that'll teach your penis to have such a soft head. next time grow a hard plate like a triceratops.

921 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7500 17:13

>>920
hahahehehehehah

922 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7500 18:45

Golly, we're three quarters of the way to September 10,000th. Remember the 7000th? I know I do. Ah, good times.

923 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7500 19:04

>>918 I've got a scar on my penishead too, from a girl wearing a chunky metal ring

924 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7500 19:35

I could totally put linux+busybox+... on my phone. It's got a hardware keyboard and android 2.1 is crippled.

925 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7500 22:07

At last, I have accumulated the entire おでんぱ☆スタジオ discography. Now... my soul is free...

926 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7501 00:38

I'm going to start the next iteration of this thread, and I'm going to omit the full stop. And there's nothing you can do about it.

927 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7501 00:43

I'm... free! With new speakers I'm no longer strapped to my computer by a leash that is headphones!

928 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7501 00:48

>>926
I'm going to fuck you up, kid. I will make my own thread with a full stop. I will push it to 1000 faster than you and your crappy pals could ever hope.

929 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7501 02:23

>>926,928 I am the chosen one, it is my righteous duty

930 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7501 03:54

>>926,928,929
oh god not this shit again

931 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7501 12:33

ドンドンパフパフ！

932 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7501 13:51

However you look at it it's just not the same, is it?

933 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7501 23:50

Haven't I suffered enough yet‽

934 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7502 18:50

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) add support for emergency excitement!

javascript:(function(){for(var i=0;i<10;i++){document.getElementById("snFlkDiv"+i).innerHTML+='( ˃ ヮ˂) ミトンが大好き！';}})();

935 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7503 01:23

I'm, like, such a nerd. Saw my brother playing a video game and I IMMEDIATELY recognised what console he was using. It was a PS3.

936 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7503 01:42

>>935 wow i hope no1 eats lunch with you at school anymore LOL!

937 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7503 01:45

>>936

My NERDY friends eat lunch with me. We talk about Netflix and make fun of the otaku freaks

938 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7503 03:20

Shift JIS characters are probably used more on here than on any actually Japanese website.

God why can't it be 2005 again

939 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7503 05:59

Behold my mighty grasp of internet subcultures.
My vast superiority over CoD kiddies and Gamer Girls!
Such character and intelligence is simply impossible in niches larger than mine.

940 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7503 11:18

早く死のう！

941 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7503 13:50

My cat is upset because I'm playing with my pokemon instead of her. What am I, her boyfriend?!

942 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7503 15:52

Satan's penis in your butthole

943 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7503 19:57

I'm upset that I don't have a cat to play with.

944 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7503 22:04

Well, in my professional opinion, I would have to say nameko, nameko, nurunuru tekateka, nameko, nameko, name nameko.

945 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7504 20:43

Love is my favourite placebo.

946 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7504 20:57

Looking at the recent posts I thought this was the BEYOND DQN thread

947 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7504 22:59

Ryôko.
I want to fuck her doggystyle, really, really slowly.

948 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7505 00:35

I was going to bump post without thinking but then I thought too much so now I'm posting here.

949 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7505 04:58

Man, Shmorky's just phoning 'em in these days.
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