I'm glad that ended quickly and peacefully.
What's with Firefox sucking donkey balls these days?
G A K N
You don't have to wear a hat.
You don't have to go to college.
You don't have to ask for extra sauce.
You don't have to build a sacrificial altar to the evil penis god.
You might have to ask for extra spring onion, unless you like being short changed.
do you think gorillas could become as good as humans
as good at what?
yome ga mitsu kari masen
I wish I could find some good "sexy mood" music to listen to that I like. Smooth jazz and porno groove don't do it for me.
You know that relative to their size, gorillas have smaller testicles than humans.
Existentialism wasshoi! Existentialism wasshoi!
Who needs vodka when you have soothing camomile & honey caffeine free tea?
>>966
Psh, did Korpiklaani ever make a song about camomile tea?
つまらないで感じたい
I wouldn't mind holding somebody else's dick right now.
I wouldn't mind having my dick held, but I don't want it so badly as to let a dude do it.
Why should Somalian pirates be any less "cool" than the pirates of old? Because they're black? Because we live in "enlightened" times where things like piracy aren't supposed to happen?
My heart is not for sale!
I take my joys in hedgerows.
I have an incredibly sexy butt.
Maybe I should go gay.
>>971
Because people romanticized pirates. Just look at 'Pirates of the Carribean': people think pirates are some noble Robin Hoods of the sea stealing from the rich and giving to the poor, getting married in the middle of swordfights and defeating legendary sea monsters.
Real pirates are just thieves, plain and simple. Always have been, always will be.
I'm going to shave off this atrocity of a beard, wax my legs and become a little girl. Nobody can stop me.
NO, I don't want the browser to "remember my password for this site"! Why does this stupid feature even exist‽
Curse this frail meatsuit and its constant requirement for food! Shut up, stomach, I'm trying to think!
There two extrapolate can't
He pronounces "Rektum" like "wreck tomb" which is actually an oddly fitting name for a necromancer.
The radio waves are getting in my brain...
This is the hottest candied ginger I've had... whoo
Is The Outer Limits really less entertaining to me than The Twilight Zone, or have I simply become more cynical over the years?
>>984 Have you seen Black Mirror? It's like um the Twilight Zone for the Twitter age, it's good, two episodes in particular are brilliant
OH DEAR GOD, I FORGOT THE JACOBIAN!
I dreamed of a tiny flying apricot.
Dick Grunts
Why everybody whenever they hear about yiff assume gay yiff? Aren't there any girls in the furry community? Are all the males so desperate that they come down to this?
MINDGASM
multiple mindgasms
captcha wiezzness captures the feeling
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I went hiking in the snow and now I am relaaxed.
>>992
What causes the mindgasm? Did you mindgasm because of yiff?
Let's end this!
I'm glad this is ending quickly and peacefully.
penis