Check the timestamps this time and don't let yourself be tricked.
Half the fun!
Previously:
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
もうミキ先生、ひどいよ!
I'd love a http://yes.thatcan.be/my/next/tweet/ service that used the contents of DQN
I'm a sexy male! You're welcome to oil my body and play with my nipples.
Happy memories!
Happy mammaries!
Roboto des.
>>11
I think I killed 4chan. They said it was a fatal error and begged to never click on that link again.
I think I am kawaii desu ne.
No, I'm certain about that. I'm pretty kawaii.
New Rozen Maiden in a matter of hours! How exciting.
What could I even be thinking?
Maybe I shouldn't browse /jp/ when my roommate is in the room.
Oh no, it's one of "those" scenes, isn't it?
I'm not complaining but I'd have made this thread #13 like in league tables whenever there are two tied for a position, they have the same number, and the following one is the number it would have been anyway rather than the net number after the tied one. The "lovely weather" one was the leading #11 since it came first. But now we are back to normal and it doesn't matter! Let's put it all behind us.
>>24 We should ignore #13 and make #14 instead when this thread is done.
>>26 Nah that's not really what I meant, that would be a bit pointless. A bit blunt. It would need a sharpener.
What have I become?
And it even retains its fragrance - truly, a befitting gift!
>>26
Being pro-14, I'm all for skipping #13 or even having two, three or more #14 threads instead.
Not simultaneously, but rather like: "[#14 p.1/14]" Of course, this requires to sacrifice another part of the title because it's already too long.
I love Visvim
A dude in front of me is reading fiction book on self-motivation, what a faggot!
If I come back to you in a few hours utterly distraught and inconsolable, please bear with me.
There's my kutyuli mutyuli!
>>32
Perhaps we should start labelling the from #1 again since we already know it's a subthread of #14. That's definitely a good idea.
I'm distraught and inconsolable! Feel sorry for me!
As muh as I hate dining alone I couldn't resist the temptation of greasy diner food.
Maybe I could be a teacher for special needs kids...
Victor Borge is pretty funny, thanks for posting him in the youtube thread Mr. DQN!
Home tomorrow with a fancy new free sofa! And a picture I've loved for years that I'm finally getting my hands on.
This is the picture, it's big and framed http://img15.hostingpics.net/pics/719153HaroldAndMaudeB1.jpg
>>38
Err, did I post this? Because I certainly feel this way. Probably I should start posting with fusianasan in my name field.
Oyasuminasal, DQN!
It was the "onii-chan" that did it.
Ode to the twelfth raisin.
"Fuckin call the police then I don't care! ...I am pretty hungry anyway but fuck you! Grow a real beard, MOTHERFUCKER!"
Thanks a lot [Streaming website]. I really love the fact that you have season two of every fucking show available in my area. Oh no, don't worry about season one.
Is there a catgirl prostitute service? I'd pay cash money for that service. I'm serious, this is a great business opportunity going to waste.
Good things always just seem to happen to me, and I'm really good at forgetting about the bad things if they ever happen
When, in disgrace with fortune and men’s eyes,
I all alone beweep my outcast state
And trouble deaf heaven with my bootless cries
And look upon myself and curse my fate,
Wishing me like to one more rich in hope,
Featured like him, like him with friends possess’d,
Desiring this man’s art and that man’s scope,
With what I most enjoy contented least;
Yet in these thoughts myself almost despising,
I change the sonnet, though it's really cool,
Because the ending is so compromising;
It says to me things innocently cruel
And it's not nice to plagiarize, I know,
But I can not find love, which kind of blows.
It's all about amnesia.
I got Olympic Soccer for the PS1 for £1 last week in a charity shop, because it was one of the first Playstation games I ever played, at a friend's house. It's pretty fun, it reminds me a bit of European Club Soccer for the Sega Megadrive, in 3D. Anyways a funny glitch just happened. There's no injury time so as soon as the clock hits 45 the whistle blows for half time and the players leave the pitch and the stats come up. But you can skip the intermission, and the players just run to the other side of the pitch instead of into the tunnel. The CPU team (Poland) had just taken a shot when the whistle blew, and I immediately pressed X - to tackle, but instead it skipped the half-time bit - and the ball went in, and it registered it as a goal anyway even though time was up! It played the goal animations and replay and goal commentary and everything underneath the stats screen while the players got into position, but since I had pressed X and I guess it was registered as a new half, since the teams had swapped the goal counted as mine!
tl;dr there was a funny glitch in an ancient obscure football game and I thought it was neat.
So Gaylord is an American thing
Happy ponytail day.
I've
become so numb
I can't feel you there
I've become so tired
so much more aware
I'm becoming this
all I want to do
is be more like me
and be less like you.
Terminally ill little girl fetish.
Wearing Wednesday socks. Dayum.
No nervous Rex.
Wouldn't it be nice if you could shave your mutton chops off and cook them?
"'Illustrated' would have been a better word!" I chuckled to myself.
my dick is fucked up in the 7th dimension
This time, I certainly went down the rabbit hole.
Thanks to Socratic method, out world has a great history.
When the hammer fell, it was escapism and fantasy that saved me, not rationality and logic.
Oh god please just save me from them
Good name for DQN rock band: GET GETTERS.
I can imagine it taking #1 spot in the charts.
Somebody should make a youtube poop mashing up the bad ending of Fez with something.
If you guys are considering getting into Sauerbraten then I'd love to fire it back up. I used to spend hours making single-player maps, I wonder how it plays now.
>>78
My laptop can't handle all this new-fangled next-gen stuff, and I used to love UT/Quake-style gameplay, so I'll definitely get into it.
Aaaah, my heart!
I wish more people would listen to VIPtronic albums, but I'm afraid leaking it to Facebook would attract terrible people.
>>83 I love the DQN Electronics ones but only have a couple VIPtronic ones, which is your favourite?
I am the velvet guy.
After playing Minecraft in survival mode for 10 hours, I have
Why is this unplayable mess so popular?
"I don't want to amplify - better use a megaphone then!"
If Yamantaka Eye did masturbate with a contact mic I totally would listen to that
They're initialisms if you pronounce the individual letters. Acronyms are when it makes a word you can say.
If anything, this makes that thread a lot more entertaining.
>>89
If you make a bed and sleep in it, it becomes your new spawn point. You can also craft a compass that points to your (original) spawn point, or make a map.
What I like to do is build a giant floating "house" icon over my house, that way I can always see where it's at.
It's full of not working.
http://butthug.com/image/20875805294
It's so obvious now where I went wrong. Sorry, boys and girls! I like you.
>>90 If the sixth graders I dealt with last year on a daily basis were any indication, it's still very popular. Minecraft is what they did instead of classwork, the little shits.
http://i.cubeupload.com/xDXJd4.jpg heh look what happened
Robotic librarian moé~.
>>98
Why do you set horrible themes anyway? What is that "cubeupload" site? Are you a hipster of some sort
I'm nervously biting my moustache. It's getting trimmed.
Thanks Wik
> Why is this unplayable mess so popular?
Probably multiplayer and all the community-created content. Personally, despite its numerous flaws I think it's one of the best sandbox games I've played. Ever since Red Faction I've always liked first person games that let you edit the terrain, but Minecraft was the first one that had unlimited world editing capabilities while still being intuitive and fun.
The age of computers is wonderful. A computer can fix a good meal, fix a good car, and fix a good dog. Computers are truly the greatest.
Algorithms, my love.
I've never played Minecraft, so I'll love that demand to someone else...
fuck this for a pint of cow semen
Maybe if I drink enough alcohol I'll stop thinking about it.
I wanna be spanked.
> our strategy will focus on creating a family of devices and services for individuals and businesses that empower people around the globe at home, at work and on the go, for the activities they value most.
some days, i feel like i could do this ceo shit better than him, fully aware that i have no business sense, experience, nor education.
this is one of those days.
i wish a could get beaten up by a cute girl
I refuse to take sides.
Without a doubt personal computers, GUI and the Internet are the greatest inventions ever. They bring satisfaction wherever you are, be it at home, at work or at your friend's house.
In fact, I'm watching porn right now.
gooey
I wonder if I could take dried mushrooms, simmer them and reduce the broth into a sort of sauce I could put on noodles.
How unfortunate, I was scarcely even submerged. But! Now I know that it's possible!
This moth has made me happier than any human ever could.
i hate moths
>>113
GUIs are overrated, I could watch SJIS and ASCII porn all day and see no difference.
>>121
http://nig.gr/1ad Have some, then.
The site is huge, it would be nice if you some interesting finds.
Opera song burp mouse
open song, burp nose
I am extremely upset.
Denpa money nigger fad
I'm about to explore some of this "denpa" i've heard about. What are some essential denpa recordings?
sawn-off moustache.
>>129 Great! I'm going with IOSYS - ワァオ! ハイパー電波チャン - ARM商業作品集- and あべにゅうぷろじぇくと - ぱるちゅの☆おやCHU for starters
oh and ちぃむdmp☆ - 電波LOVE〜でんぱあいす〜
I would like to be alike by carrying out. ― しにたい
Oh no!
I'm a bag of Hank.
It's getting better all the time!
Can't complain.
I think I'll make a private Maplestory server and edit Clonepa in as an NPC or enemy. I want to make a loli class but that seems difficulty.
I wonder what the carpet tastes like.
I can't stand the "fine arts" people who have decided to force others to like the same stuff.
How is that any better than when teens were taken from their homes and forced to pray the gay away, and forced to somehow want a woman instead of a man?
>>142 Who are these fine arts people you speak of and who are the poor people being oppressed by them?
I hate internet plebs, they really bug me.
Life is just a poor simulation of fantasy.
>>143 Numerous people in our government and education systems.
>>147
They made him take art. It was terrible he, being a DQN, just wanted to play air guitar but the teacher made him sculpt an in that they were graded on participation he failed the class.
Some nice mournful violins, eh.
Bolshy Bolshy Bolshy oh
Let's say I didn't post a flaw-in-a-perfect-world in the perfection-in-a-flawed-world thread and I was being comedically contrary.
We should do a Monachat hangout
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1314324451/820 Lynx Dark Temptation, very nice I sometimes have that too!
ncurses can suck it
finally i am not displeased with my scheme wrapper for it
Yay, my shitty twitter bot passed 2000 followers
I need to stop getting all this alcohol for free.
Today, I got rather too intimate with a lizard.
You inspired me to buy a can of Lynx Dark Temptation today! So many miles between us probably but I can smell myself and pretend it's you~ ♥
I don't smoke and never have, but these days I often find myself thinking "I want a fucking cigarette."
>>159
It's like marajuana except actually addictive and less relaxing. The only reason more people do it than weed is because it's legal where marajuana is illegal.
Though it's interesting, marajuana was made illegal in order to keep the rope companies from going bankrupt since hemp rope is so cheap to make, but now hemp is legal and marajuana is not.
Is there a list of the DQN ELECTRONICS albums ordered chronologically?
>>161 I had a quick look but I couldn't find one, i assumed there'd be one on Tanasinn.info. There's this at least http://tanasinn.info/wiki/Category:DQN_Music
KYOOOOOTO AN-EE-MAY-EE-SHOOON, WOW WOW WOW!
I am an incredibly stupid person.
>>165 Everybody makes mistakes, you're not as stupid as you think~
>>163 Yeah, I had been looking there. They have one for the viptronic project.
I realized that the post date being stuck on September 1993 is a reference to eternal september.
Why is it so slow? #11 threads were almost near 1000 posts total by this time.
I can say without exaggeration that the best thing to have happened to me this last week was falling ill.
One day I'm going to screenshot all these "I just got the 1993 reference" posts and make a collage, like those stupid Facebook and Twitter ones.
>>172 I admit I kinda saw those as a race, and posted thoughts in the official #11 that I'd otherwise have kept to myself, for the sake of hitting 1000 first.
I love seeing people's posts that have been influenced by mine. The lynx dark temptation thing made me feel warm and fuzzy.
I am (not) serious.
>>178 and you just gave me a warm fuzzy feeling back again so we have a nice warm and fuzzy cycle of love going on here~
I'm going to finish the can I have before I start on the Lynx I got (for £2 from Home Bargains!) I think tomorrow will be the last spray of this "Orient" scent by Insette. I always just buy the cheapest deodorant I can find but I splashed out on the Lynx just because of you >>178 <3
cock
pizza john's
mmm-mm i love periods!
>>186
We should probably start a newsserver, I would but gentoo does not do well with inn and AT&T does not support nntp mirroring by default.
All is lost.
>>188 you can buy a bag of luxury chocolates that they probably swept up from the factory floor for £1
Also those new non-ice cream Cornettos for like 30p, I always get one when I go. Which is pretty often
I got a megaphone the other day for £4 as well!
The Lidl "Taste Test" is a lie. These taste nothing like the leading brands.
I downloaded title by DQN-kun today but it won't fit on my ipod.
I don't have an ipod, but I would like to download something too.
If espeon (pokemon) was a character from Touhou Project would it be Komeiji Satori or Patchouli Knowledge?
If you feel confused or lost you might want to try this search:
ttp://www.pixiv.net/search.php?s_mode=s_tag&word=東方+エーフィ
>>196 How about my new album? http://infinityof6.bandcamp.com/album/twat-yes-help-i-drive-a-volkswagen
But ultimately the cardiac muscle was too weak. His heart exploded, shattering ribs outwards, tearing skin into loose flaps and shreds, deforming vertebrae, puncturing lungs and other organs, and spraying blood and viscera in a wide arc about his now thoroughly exenterated corpse.
I misread "ipod" as "isopod". I am losing my mind.
>>201
My first thought was "he spelled IDSPISPOPD wrong", so I probably am too.
>>202
Did you ever play http://www.latexnet.org/jamul/spispopd.html ?
I just turned off my dedicated server a month or so ago, or I'd host a private NNTP server. SAD FACE
How about we take someplace like alt.jpd.stole.my.k0dez ?
>>197
Definitely Satori. She is cute, she has the power to read your mind.
Tea party, tea party, tea party tonight!
what happened to neet.to
As long as there are a medium sized pot and a pair of scissors in every household, barbershops are downright unnecessary.
At 23 years old, I find myself really appreciating the company of women who are at least four years older. Something about their life experience and having gotten a lot of those "spontaneous years" out of their system that makes me value them as partners. Also every relationship I've had with 18 to 20-year-olds was horrible.
Look at all the weeaboos!
Take me to Norway.
The Kuiper belt is for losers.
Is Kanye West a Modernist or a Postmodernist?
Hello, I'd like a bowl of potatoes, please. No, no, cut into oblongs. With rock granules on top, and maybe a splash of acid-water.
Ralph Wiggum and the Wookiee Benders
Good luck manipulating this one! It's boundless.
Looks like 99 really is greater than 57. Thanks, William D Clinger
This is my first post on DQN from my shiny new laptop. Here's to many more!
Does this outro know something I don't?
First day of foster caring went well!
I wonder how many people check this site daily.
( ゚ ヮ゚) Two good friends of mine got married to each other today!
( ゚ -゚) I wasn't invited.
( ゚ -゚) And it's not because I'm an ass or anything like that. My life is just pathetic.
>>229
It's ok I probably wouldn't be invited to any weddings either
>>226 I check it religously but often don't have anything good to say
Mmm, differential equations for breakfast!
>>226 I check it at least twice a day, but usually much more.
>>234
So you're the one who doesn't know >> notation! GET ’IM, BOYS
I lost myself in my thoughts
>>226
I do almost every day. But I like the Post Office better.
I now wonder where you guys that still visit live.
>>234 i also sit here all day every day except the past couple of days when i have been taking care of a child
This thread is clearly the work of one DQN. I would ordinarily meet this individual with scathing insults, but this is 4-ch. If DQN wishes to obsessively post over and over, then there must be a good reason.
Goodbye, liar world!
Confound you, exotic insects! Stop eating me!
Obnoxious Firefox lockups have finally driven me to try Chromium. It seems better so far but maybe that's just because the install is still more or less "clean".
Drug users don't have worthwhile hobbies? That's not true!
>>246 a foster child is staying with my wife and I for a holiday away from the other foster children he stays with as they are all very young, so it's a nice little break for him. We went swimming yesterday and went for mcdonalds and today we're going crab fishing and playing wrestling games on the playstation
>>252
That sounds wonderful! I always wanted to foster a child. Perhaps it has something to do with my fantasy of teaching a little girl calculus.
>>253
Chromium has AdBlock and HTTPS Everywhere, too. Never heard of self-destructing cookies, though.
Oh dear.
Gosh darn it!
Shii, MODD, Squeeks, someone save us.
wha tthe fuck
I wish I hadn't bumped that thread.
This board never existed
how do you do that cool bold italic underline strike though
Look out behind you! It's a Dingy Skipper!
I need your help, DQN! I have established that I ought to buy either LG Nexus 4 or LG Optimus G. Which one should I pick?
finally
>>268
They both look like flimsy, easily breakable little things. You should get yourself a nice reliable brick-shaped Nokia instead.
I can't handle this anymore.
I am surprised how active DQN is after a few years of not visiting.
Just finished watching Angel Beats and it was great.
>>272
Indeed. This place is the most active one of all western Textboards
People with straight hair are terminally boring, and their lives are dull.
>>276
Could be. /lang/ is also rather fast. It fills me with happines knowing that so many people are using textboards
I have to come up with something witty to say about Breaking Bad.
Dammit, why aren't there any light sources which don't melt snow?
>>282
Redstone ore doesn't melt snow and it glows when you touch it.
>>283
Ah, I did't think of that! Unfortunately I don't have any redstone ore to hand, and I'm really looking for a permanent light source to prevent mobs from spawning at night. According to the wiki, mobs don't spawn on layered snow (that isn't a single layer or an entire block) so I think I shall try that.
U.N. Owen was (not) her?
Sorry ladies, I'm not interested in 3D.
I will always be tired forever.
I hope there will be a new DQN album soon... I'm a big fan...
But what shall we do when even the rate of change of the gradient is increasing asymptotically?
あまり人間らしくないね。
I want to die. But so many things are tying me down to the living world.
>>294 don't say that pal, things always get better. I was in your shoes and someone said that to me and I poopooed them, but it turned out to be true
Is it just me, or has the frequency of posts here increased massively in this past week?
wow wtf am i doing inheriting all this shit
I'm Buttman!
...buttman...
Now, if only I knew someone with a theology degree.
>>300
I wish I was doing theology. Stuck with Chem E because jobs and whatnot.
>>300
But we all know a certain someone with a theology degree.
After all this is /dqn/.
I know a certain someone with a theology disagree.
>>303
Just look through his site, whichever subdomain was abandoned last will probably be closest to him, after all there's hundreds of them, just strewn about as he made them and lost interest in them.
ctrl + bksp
"It's 4 o'clock in the morning. Why on earth are you making chocolate pudding?"
"I'm up all night to get lucky."
You might be thinking that Daft Punk's song is about "scoring" or, to put it bluntly, having sex. But it isn't.
"Like the legend of the phoenix" Daft Punk make their triumphal return. This song is about art, it is about music. "The force" that "keeps the planet spinning" is creativity.
"We’re up all night to get lucky" in this context is about working hard to find that special melody, that "vibe" that makes Daft Punk's music so distinct as opposed to modern music, that has become generic: "the present has no rhythm".
But Daft Punk is not going to stop and relax despite of their international fame!
We’ve come too far
To give up who we are
So let’s raise the bar
And our cups to the stars
Hats off to Daft Punk!
Windows 8 isn't nearly as terrible as I was led to believe.
I'm only ankle deep in the vagaries of the flesh.
The Vagina Brothers own Terminator
Many Japanese artists are posting samples of their eromangas before NatsuComi. Come on, you greedy bastards, post your works in full, you don't need to survive!
Twelfth is a nice word. So is August. August Twelfth.
McDonalds for lunch, Burger King for tea, look for a DS and a stool inbetween
I layed off my Japanese stdies since my family is visiting. When they leave I'll have 2 weeks to go
I could train as a computer science teacher for free and get a scholarship to boot if I wanted.
Pity children are shit.
At long last, I'm past halfway! I feel like this project is going to be completed after all.
GTX 550
Sooch meets mouth.
It's spirals, spirals all the way.
You know you spend too much time on DQN when you see a character tagged "Now in kunoichi flavor!" and initially read it as "Now in kimchi flavor!"
That's it. There's no more. I have consumed it all and it isn't coming back.
How often do you refresh DQN? I refresh it every hour or so
>>325 I usually read everything and make posts and stuff, check through other sites and boards I lurk, then come back to usually find some new posts here, and the cycle continues endlessly
I've seen the word 'color' so much now, my native spelling 'colour' looks strange.
>>327 here, boards that survived after sovietrussia died, a couple more I found on their new home, 420chan /m/ and every now and then a few other boards there, neet.to, http://boards.rotbrc.com/t-h/ and http://boards.rotbrc.com/eroge/ which are just new and no one is there really, i have SAoVQ and unholy citadel bookmarked but i never really visit, check webcomics i follow when they update, soundcloud, tumblr, emails, youtube subscriptions and inbox aaaand back here. Sometimes I have a look at our worldoftext page too, just in case. And inbetween I get through the backlog of stuff to read, like things people post here or elsewhere. While I do all this I play the playstation and add new music into itunes and sort the track names and punctuation and formats.
While I was typing this I was also reading the instruction book for a new game I got and hanging up washing to dry!
>>328 Keep the faith, brother, you are on a righteous path.
unholy citadel really is something else... I'm visiting it for the first time, and I'm not exactly sure how to approach these posts...
>>330
6ch is much slower than /dqn/. It also has a timeless feeling to it, I have to say that it is probably the most fun textboard that I frequently visit.
But if you turn it upside down, it looks like a uterus!
Metal Machine Music, Re-Take OST, and most Goreshit sound a lot alike.
>>334 I recently got into Goreshit thanks to DQN electronics.
Reminder: you're going to die.
>>334 Metal Machine Music was the first noise I heard when I was a teenager, and I really liked it, but it wasn't till a few years later that I found out there was a whole genre of noise - and I think it was KOKOROLICH's tracks on the DQN Electronics albums that were my gateway! MMM is just barely similar to the other two you said I reckon.
>>335 That is how I got into him too. He has two other projects - http://wounder.bandcamp.com/ http://hanasumai.bandcamp.com/ three new albums I haven't heard, thanks for bringing it up >>335!
Hey my captcha is inose haha that nearly says noise
he first and second track are unreleased recordings from 2008. tracks 3 to 9 were originally recorded on piano in Green Lane psychiatric hospital, winter '09, and digitally released as 'decayed ocean asylum' in early 2010. 'norsk' was recorded in what i remember was late 2007. the kodai no hone tracks were released on an album of the same name in november '08. only 20 copies of the album were made, featuring hand made covers and came with an original individual polaroid. track 13 is an excerpt from a recording a live show at the port mahon in oxford, 19th november 2007.
Hope he's okay
It's a kitten.
what the fuck is a sparberry?
Gonna eat something
i can't stand completely upright without feeling like collapsing
>>343
I'm glad you like it! Kokoro-chan's smile makes life worth living.
Unhelpful as that guidebook was, it might be for the best that I don't write walking instructions.
...turn left at the point where the road layout looks like an alkene cis-isomer...
>>345
There was an odd intersection near my old apartment. I called it "a round-Earth adjustment" (for an exaggerated explanation, try wrapping some graph paper around an orange and see how you would have to offset some blocks from true, in order to keep the majority of the streets "normal"). My OChem-major friend called it "1-butene".
I guess http://goo.gl/maps/ZOzV6 would be, what? Cyclopentane?
all this bot does is molest me
>>346
Cyclopentane would be a ring with five vertices, whereas that looks more like a single point with five branches. I'd go with something with a trigonal bipyramidal structure; say, phosphorus pentachloride.
I can't find a way to make firefox be unaffected by my high contrast theme... It's driving me insane...
To the guy who sagedanced in four old threads: I see you
I need to learn feng shui.
I have lost all my passion
Dream check.
Why is shobon so cute
I've done something horrible
Poor girl. She'll never be the same after what I've done to her.
But if I write about typewriters then everyone will know!
When the guy asked "Do you want regular or giant," I said regular. This was a lie because I actually wanted giant, but my wallet would only allow regular.
beans, beans, good for your heart
the more you eat, the more you fart
the more you fart, the better you feel
so eat beans with every meal
ya'll are crazy as hell and i love you
Is this light doing her good? I have my doubts.
Hey, my captcha is jude!
I don't really know that song and can't even remember what it sounds like but haha, reference.
I was going to wonder why people find stupid references like that funny, but then I realised I should wonder more about why I care or find it annoying, after all it's just harmless fun, why do I gotta be so elitist and critical of other people, but more importantly, god, why do you have to be so critical about yourself, why can't you just let yourself be yourself, god, why do I always get stuck in these stupid meta loops and get stuck in these endless run-on sentences in my head?
hey jude
Last night I went to bad with my laptop and thought I'll have a quick game of columns, but the one game lasted 40 minutes. On top of that it's a glitchy ROM I was playing so about a minute the sound effects break and it plays a piercing squeal, which gets harder and louder and more intense seemingly in relation to what's happening ingame, like the game speeding up or getting nearer the top. It felt like the god in Columns was getting more and more furious at how I was thrashing him, screaming and smiting me harder and harder with spears of jewels
I'm a monster.
And what do you know of obsession?
Started playing Minecraft with my friend again after a long time. I can't believe our server is so nice.
>>369
I want to restart my server but I want the new version of High Voltage for technic first and it's not been updated in forever because it's waiting on redpower.
I hate how Youtube is trying to push this "Week" shit.
Sorry for not visiting yesterday...
Turns out the daring window display that really caught my eye was designed by the girl I'm trying not to fall for. I don't want any of these stupid pseudoromantic coincidences, life!!
I don't know what I'm doing any more.
Today is always the most enjoyable day.
I want to kill people! Lots of people!
Rantatan-tan kawaii
I've been feeling a little melancholy these past few days. Nothing serious, just a sort of pervasive vague listlessness. The sort of feeling you get when you finish something wonderful - a book, a game, an anime, whatever it may be - and the joy it brought you slowly evaporates to leave only an awareness that it's over and it isn't coming back.
But what happened today changes everything.
A mere two or three hours ago, I went to a Chinese restaurant with a friend. My gaze trickled down the Engrish-laden menu until it reached the very last item of the Starters section. There, unassumingly, was printed: "Bread of happiness". Well, what the hell, I thought. May as well try something silly sounding. So I ordered it along with a noodle dish and some jasmine tea.
A few minutes later it came, sailing gracefully through the restaurant on the arms of a young waitress. A round plate upon which sat two steaming pastry bundles separated by a solitary sprig of parsley. The pastries themselves were decorated to resemble plump rabbits with their ears flat against their backs and small beady eyes staring straight forward. Intrigued, I cut the end off one of them and ate it.
It was incredible. Warmth spread through my mouth like a late spring breeze. The pastry cradled my tongue like a lover's caress. The sweet filling blossomed out like a lotus flower. The flavour was subtle, gentle, yet powerful. I have never tasted anything like it and likely never will again. This was truly the bread of happiness.
I insisted that my friend try a piece. He commented that it tasted quite nice.
I look almost completely androgynous now. I think that's really rad
I wish I looked androgynous, too, it's rad as hecky.
Meanwhile, I want to disappear.
>>378
Events have as much significance as we choose to give them.
Having a working left ctrl button is a welcome change.
My trackpad's gummed up and doesn't click on the left
>>385
My trackpad got so bad that the left click was broken and constantly clicked, I had to disable it and use a wired mouse.
When I wake up, I look forward to lunch. After lunch, I look forward to dinner. After dinner, I look forward to bed. This is my life.
ポカポカです。
The Post Office is not fixed yet.... ;_;
I hope these clouds go away so I can watch the meteor shower tonight.
>>391
It's too dark to see them! The clouds stop any illumination from the moon and has left me in complete darkness. I am likely to be eaten by a grue.
Fucking faggots
I wonder what it would feel like to put my arms around a cute boy's midsection.
I put on my girlfriend's dress and I felt really good and pretty until I looked down and saw my chubby belly, like a pregnant woman.
You n'wah!
>>396
I wish I could do that, but no one I live with is a girl or owns any cute dresses.
>>396 I did that and looked cute so I kept doing it and now I'm a huge faggot.
How would everyone react to a scavenger hunt thread? E.g. You have to find (and take a picture of) the item that the previous poster mentioned, and state an item for the next poster.
>>404
I think that would be pretty swell, as long as people were fair about it.
>>404
If someone doesn't start this before I go out I'll be ANGRY
Have you ever been in real terrot, the kind where you see how you'd really react if something was to happen? A lightbulb just burst (literally exploded, sending glass right across the room) and I squealed like a little girl.
>>408
I parsed the misspelling as "Have you ever been in real Tarot" and thought this was going to be some weird fortune telling thing.
vc: toung
There are too many avenues of self-expression, how am I supposed to choose where to write my pithy thoughts?
I spent most of our anniversary eating cherries. I wish we were at home. Either home.
Jesus fuck. 4channers are such crybabies. It's unbeliveable how they shitstorm over anything. Goddamnit, why do I keep going there is beyond me. I guess 'Remember, you're here forever' sure has it's meaning. But it can't be helped right? I'll just have to take it easy
>>413
A year or so ago I, with a similar disposition, decided to stop browsing 4chan. It was probably one of the best decisions I've ever made. I thoroughly recommend it.
>>414
But it's the only place on the internet, where I can discuss my hobby, which happens to be anime and manga, with someone else than 12 year old Narutards. When moot decides not to fuck my homeboard up that is. It also has the fastest textboard in the west around. But I mean if this place had just a little bit more people. Low traffic is not bad. But places like /manga/ are wastelands.
Learning the annoying way what git revert
actually does
>>415
Please /a/, we all know that ticks and the others who come from the lower order of SAoVQ and w2c have found a nest in your board, but it's resilient enough that neither moderation nor invasion can do any permanent damage.
I am very upset about all that's happening on this planet. I want to become a fish and float freely in untouched blue waters.
Are my parents really this amused by toilet humour?
I vehemently disapprove.
My little sister can't be this amused by toilet humour.
It's okay. I'll be your onii-chan.
This board hardly got any posts since I was gone.
I love myself and want to live.
>>415
I love what you've done with the place, by affording one show special protection by moderation you've not only ensured the total obliteration of that shows threads but also /q/, /sp/, and /anime/. It seems the people of /a/ have gone so ballistic in retaliation that they have united against the moderation.
Whoever got this done is a master of a caliber I don't even think Shii and SovietRoshia together could master.
Isn't it painful? I can't even tell you "it'll all be okay"; all I can guarantee is "it'll end".
lmao @ the loserchan drama
Reporting an accidental emergency mittens release.
Well that's really pretty kimoi.
I just want to go home already! I am waiting in an airport
Temple is a great last name. I should change my last name to Temple.
gaynus
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eN4mFnk-ZZc soundtrack to poster making
I wish I could improve my posting quality.
Thirty two days until the pigs.
suck blue frog
Last night, I kicked a member of an endangered species in the face until it stopped moving.
If anyone else bids on this I will destroy something
World without second seasons of Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt and Nichijou might as well crumble apart.
Unable to sleep, have diarrhoea a-fucking-gain, bitch won't stop nagging. Hooray for being alive.
vc: flaw. How fitting.
My mother's sister's twelve year old granddaughter is sitting behind me. I am trying to come up with a plan to convince her to call me onii-chan.
>>455 Start off "do you want to play a game..." that always works
Where would I be without VIPPER, DQN and Anonymous? Probably in IRC, bitching about internet 2.0 taking over
Is there a way to get rid of the plastic bit in the middle of a roll of Scotch tape without unrolling the tape? I've been at it for a day but no luck.
>>455
That's disgusting, man!.. Err... Hmm... So... Did your plan work?
They really need to make a linkbait blocker extension, too.
FOOP THIS SHOOP
Am I a geek, am I a nerd?????????????
I'm neither! I'm a fool!!!!!!!!!!
I used to enjoy Topkek when I was a child. Now it is a mockery.
>>466
It is only a mockery in lesser, inclusionist substructures.
That was an excellent human being. I hope to encounter more human beings like that one.
>>466 I wouldn't call it a mockery. The "mockery" of which you speak is being mocked. It's surprisingly meta.
My penis is kinda flabby. Probably I was too harsh to it.
Oh God, Al Jazeera, what did they do to you?
Welcome to Night Vale is great.
This fucking vacation is taking too long. I just wanna go home
>>476
I'm in the exact same position. Thankfully, I'm setting off homewards tomorrow.
separation anxiety
attachment anxiety
I am glad DQN is still around. It has been a while. I just remembered to come back while looking at stuff I saved from wikichan so it wouldn't be lost. I'm glad tanasinn.info still seems to exist too. But all the activity is just spambots signing up. I guess the joke got old.
>>480
It was on the web, wikichan cannot be lost.
http://web.archive.org/web/20080503070344/http://www.wikichan.org/index.php/Category:Loli
Someone, not me, should copy all the pages from the web archive on to tanasinn.
I feel stupid for getting worried about that SCP 001 shenanigans. Also, looks like my parents are getting devorced.
>>482 My mother is getting married soon, to her stepfather's step-son from a previous marriage, who also happens to be related to my dad's side of the family. It means she's getting back the surname she took then lost when she married and divorced my dad. There's nothing actually dodgy, like incestuous or anything like that, but it still feels weird...
Come on, let's start using the other boards.
Whoever wrote the last thing pasted in the CTRL+V thread is confused as to the difference between "discrete" and "discreet".
There's hope for you yet.
Dear Firefox developers:
Has it ever occurred to you that if the browser crashes, automatically reloading the page that it was on when it crashed on the next startup might not be a good idea?
Dear Firefox developers:
Stop removing useful features. I get that it's so Web 1.0 that I might not want images to load automatically or to use JavaScript, but they're more worthwhile options than a fucking 3D design view.
Who uses firefox? All the key bindings are familiar in seamonkey, and it has built in IRC and NNTP clients.
Are Mexican pigs scarier than British pigs?
>>494
Web 1.0? More like Web 0.1a. Get real and adapt with the times.
Upon booting up my laptop, I noticed that I had a weired Shang Hai version of WinRAR installed and my firefox was infested with that Delta search engine shit. I hope this isn't a virus, I don't want to reformate my laptop.
You should use 7-zip and Chrome.
Life is so utterly absurd!
glass2k is a cool program!
I wish people would stop saying "program". It's called an app or application, stop trying to be retro.
Now excuse me while I dump my core over my 300 baud, or whatever.
I'm really in the mood for committing arson today.
Yeah, nor do I. I think of program like a real full program that you install under a full OS. Like Photoshop or Firefox. I think of "app" like little tiny programs that run on mobile device OS'es like Gibberbot or Comicflow.
Right now, my penis is the hardest organic substance known to man.
Love her to death!
> Application, n. A piece of software; the result of programming a computer to carry out some function. Applications are usually not actually applied to anything.
I just inhaled some water. My throat and head hurt now. Unrelated I hope.
Nice stickers on that laptop, man! How come you don't have a sticker of an espeon there yet, man? Come on! Get an espeon on your laptop.
Hey, y'know what I need to think and/or talk about more? Death. Yeah, definitely.
I can't remember my yahoo password and I don't care about it.
Suited only for machines and ghosts.
what the heck is unquote-splicing?
I like number 14. But you already know it.
Remember, it's ok to paint a clown white, but if you paint your clown black, that's racist.
It isn't a ritual, it isn't worship, it's just an offering of gifts.
Don't be silly, 2AM is the ideal time for a tea party.
http://comic.pixiv.net/works/512
What the fuck is this? Is this a comic about DQN? Is it about the proper Japanese DQN? Or is it some senseless abbreviation that doesn't make any sense or something?
Have you noticed that I yap less about DPRK after unsubscribing from uriminzokkiri on Youtube? I was annoyed by them dominating my subscriptions, which were like "nothing that I want to watch + lots of Northern Korean news".
Professors are jerks. Sometimes I regret dropping out thus failing to achieve my goal of becoming one.
>>527
It's a comic about two kids with DQN names, basically stupid names parents give their children. The main characters are tenshi and akuma (angel and demon.) I don't have time now to read past the title page but I'm guessing more characters with DQN names will make an appearance.
see: http://dqname.jp/
see: http://m.travel.cnn.com/tokyo/none/joy-and-pain-dqn-names-674680
It's 2:41AM and I just got it. I know how to save America. Take all Facebook users and force them onto treadmills connected to iPads. The iPads will be powered by the friction generated by use of the treadmills. The subjects will only be allowed to use Facebook or an iPad while on the treadmill and never while off it. The iPad can only remain powered on while the subject is running on the treadmill. The longer and faster the subject runs, the more they get to use Facebook/iPads.
The end result for any individual subject will be one of three things.
A) A subject will quit Facebook/iPad use causing them to form real relationships with real people and the world around them.
B) A subject will keep running to keep the iPad powered on, causing them to burn fat and become my physically healthy.
C) A subject will be too stupid to quit Facebook use, and too fat to keep the iPad powered on, thus they will continue until they go into cardiac arrest. If the subject is dead they can no longer breed and pass on the unhealthy and/or unintelligent genes to future generations of our species. And the economy is bolstered by the sudden need for cranes, crane operators, and the manufacturing of plus-sized coffins.
I just needed someplace to write this down where I would not loose this thought and /dqn/ was my best bet. Sorry for the intrusion.
>>532
I wondered how you'd let them use the facebook "more" the faster they run if they can't use it without running, but then I realised you can give the device download speeds proportional to how fast they run.
My favourite
Colours and thoughts
Am I KC Green?
There's no America you can save.
>>532
I saw a post detailing something very similar on another unspeakable site
no wonder he'd drive himself crazy, the impression of 'seeing yourself in five years' derives from language
I think I like Nightcore. Another thing I cannot show anyone without getting weired references or getting ashamed!!
A big bottom with no visible hole.
Am dying send help.
Come back little moth, I love you.
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gape an anus
Fuck I wanna pay for this shit but the only checkout line is an Asian's and I have all this Jap food
>>540
The help page for "I'm dying" could not be opened because it is in a depricated windows help file type, however a program used to add support for old windows help file types can be gained by going through the 3415 step authentication and verification of validity of your system process.
>>532 You should watch Charlie Brooker's Black Mirror, one of the episodes is about something like that. I never watch TV but it's a really good show, a bit like a modern Twilight Zone
http://watchseries.lt/episode/black_mirror_s1_e2.html
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2089049/plotsummary?ref_=tt_ov_pl
Mahou Shoujo, The Wizard Man.
Don't worry, >>543! We're all funny, each in his own special way!
I guess I might never understand foot fetishism.
>>553
Neither do I, but I have enough "weird" fetishes of my own, so whatever.
>>554
I bet none of them are as weird as my terminal illness fetish.
>>553
It's different for every fetishist. As for myself, I LOVE the domination and humiliation aspect that comes with it. I'm kind of a masochist
DQNdog.jpg is my current desktop background, thanks for sharing your hairy dog >>22!
Lately I've been wanting an e-relationship with an older woman for some reason.
My waifu in a vector field.
have you ever been scrubbing dishes really hard then imagined you were scrubbing somebody's face with a cheese grater?
What should I use this £20 Amazon voucher for?
>>564
Me too! I'm starting to think that it's the common goal of all DQN users... or, well, multiple personalities of a single user.
Rabbit girls > cat girls.
can't sleep too depressed
!Espeon/npa, what was it like during the war?
I don't think I understand the whole reddit thing and why users would care about it.
>>566 Hmmm not really me, you guys are the reason I like coming here. I don't think I consciously try to be obscure, but I guess a lot of things I'm interested in, I don't know anyone else IRL with the same interests...
Isn't that what today's definition of a "hipster" is, kind of? Deliberately doing things no one else does for the sake of being different? I don't think that really applies to people here, does it?
Wow there's a whole world of pipe-smokers on youtube
>>571
Probably not, I always got the impression that "hipsters" like to think that they're cool. I think DQNs have just become comfortable with their uncool-ness and embrace it.
I fucking hate myself for being such a lazy fuck. At this rate I will never learn Japanese
>>574 Honestly, it's not worth learning. Do something constructive with your life instead.
>>571
I doubt it applies here, dokyuns are interested in a huge range of things not because they are unpopular, but rather innovative or different, the bleeding edge will always be unpopular, but the lust is caused by the former and not the latter.
>>573,576 I stroked my chin thoughtfully and nodded and made affirmative noises to both your posts
>>576
Did you really just referred to Kareha as bleeding edge?
>>580
It is compared to most forums. I mean it's not treeboard but it's well ahead of most bulitin boards.
i wanna learn japanese too... learning by immersion is the best
>>574
here is something on laziness and being http://waa.ai/2au
Black President Barack Obama should mend his own country first instead of waging another war on the Middle East.
How odd that you should post that Face Like A Frog video, last night I was on an Oingo Boingo spree... or did you know that?
>>575
But how will I read, play and watch all the untranslated manga, anime, JAV, TV Shows, Eroge, Doujinshi and JDrama? How will I talk to Japanese? How will I shitpost on 2ch and Futaba? (Given that 2ch will indeed come back)
I just watched Power Rangers: The Movie, how many of you can still remember their names?
Maybe I was always a fluid dynamicist, but I just didn't realise it.
I don't remember when or why I stopped looking at important university documents and started looking up pictures of Suzumi Tamao on danbooru. It can't have been a gradual process; I must have made some sort of conscious decision at some point. Ah, whatever.
>>591 I meant the power rangers themselves. In primary one (what's that, first grade?) each Monday we had to write a little bit about what we got up to at the weekend and illustrate it, and I always drew everyone wearing power ranger outfits, and Sonic's shoes, until I got told off with a written note in my jotter "stop drawing everyone in sonic outfits" HAHA she didn't know the difference between Sonic and Power Rangers what a chump!
"Live and let live" is some meaningless absolute space dualist bullshit please don't equate it with empathy
Something is happening on /b/!
For the first time in a long time, it actually feels like a Sunday.
I just looked at /b/ again for the first time in quite a long while, I was thinking it's gotten really shit, but it's probably just as shit as it was a few years ago...
"You are a fat fucking pedo piece of shit and I will track you. Fucking cunt.
-Anon Raedon
Lead Staff Member of Anonymous"
I want to interrogate him, but an hour seems excessive.
>>598
It's been shit since 2008, basically became so popular that it's just facebook for the edgy kids. It's not as good a random number generator or for news as it used to be when it was our entropy engine. Refer to DQN documentation regarding the matter and need for a new entropy engine.
Moon-coloured.
I love apples. The only other fruits that even come close to being as delicious are cherries and strawberries.
>>597
Moot added the name and the subject bar again. In my opinion it's better now. /b/ was even shittier with IDs!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Kc3JqVIIJA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGOnbBgICro
The difference between these two is staggering.
>>603 I love cherry everything, and though fresh cherries are very nice the stones are too much hassle. So I choose the cherries in the fizzy haribo mixes.
Life may be beautiful, but I can think of even more beautiful things.
>>604
Do they ban for posting as Soviet Russia#deadjew or moot#faggot?
>>612
Congratulations! I'm glad you enjoyed it. But are you absolutely certain you finished it? Did you get 100,000 points in both game modes?
Huge frilly sleeves all round.
>>611
#deadjew isn't autobanned anymore, and it was Soviet Roshia anyway since that faggot couldn't write English very well as he was from Japan.
Why are we talking about 4ailchan anyway?
>>616
I guess some of us had a feat of nostalgia about good times when original content still existed.
With this thread and a couple of threads on other boards I'm having a big nostalgia rush of my early days on image and textboards
>>616
Captcha on world4ch now, and since most of us are bash scripts we can't do that.
http://imgur.com/a/92JWj
IT'S A CONSPIRACY!
>>619
Really?
There go the days when I could say, "At least they leave the text boards alone."
Fucking a fleshlight is actually kind of involved. You have to warm it up (unless you like it cold), lube it up with the proper lube, find an appropriate place to jam it for thrusting (unless you want to wank with it or buy a super expensive stand for it). Afterwards you have to clean it out which is not quite so simple as throwing out a tissue either.
Also, if you consider getting one anyway, do not buy the starter one. It's smooth inside and you feel barely anything with it. Get a Fleshlight Girls (or a Fleshjack if you roll that way) and get one of the realistic tunnels (or one of the other funky ones if you prefer.)
Yeah, the chocolatier
>>623
Who knows, if people complain about Zeitgeist again, moot might fuck up yet another place
<sup>/b/</sup> was never that great but yeah, it's objectively worse now. I check back every few months and find myself disappointed each time.
In other news I got my C++ SDL program to work after a day of debugging! And in the process of debugging I learned a lot about C++ and Makefiles! And cleaned up my code. Except also along the way I somehow fucked up the graphics so nothing displays but a white screen. Guess I'll fix that tomorrow.
>>629
I hate it when I forget to change to <sup>HTML.</sup> DQN needs an edit button that works for 5 minutes after you post.
Interesting. I never bothered to click the "More options..." thing before, and kind of mentally screened out that it was even there.
I wish I wasn't gaijin.
Make way for the completionist!
My entire life so far was leading up to writing that one, ridiculous sentence.
I want the scavenger thread to keep going, but I have nothing I'm proud to own. I hope people just missed the thread or got bored with it.
It makes me sad to think that everyone else might be in my position.
First day at work. No customers yet. Not sure there will be any.
Drink Santa's pee
>>639 I was going to post, but the two things that popped into my mind first as things I'm proud to own are firmly on my wall so I couldn't take a webcam photo... nobody bump the thread, I'm getting a film developed today!
Clouds, and then rain.
>>636
I could've been a proper hikikomori by now... or a corporate slave with a keen interest in anime, manga and digital electronics. I would be a reguar visitor to Shibuya and Akihabara.
>>639
I have a student's lapel pin of a very respectable university, but I was expelled, so it's nothing to be proud of. Lego Space Shuttle is very nice, but then again, I didn't design it, I merely followed the instructions. My PC that is both quiet and powerful, isn't a very exciting thing to look at.
Almost all of my projects exist either in either abandoned or incomplete state (i.e. RC car which requires lots of assembly) or just in theory.
At least now I know why I'm feeling so miserable and sad. I don't have a creative outlet.
creative toilet
This song is so beautiful I think I might cry.
I'll isolate you.
bleah.
>>650
It won't make much of a difference, in terms of what you can contribute, as the stories have been derailed to hell and back.
Just turn your mind off and hack away!
>>650
It doesn't matter, just say the universe exploded and something about toast or angry dogs.
>>652
or bring up an old character that everyone is sick and tired of.
I killed yet another last night. I never even knew her name.
>>646 The urinals at the place I was at tonight were big mouths with juicy red lips. They smelled like piss! I peed three times.
>>656 No a music venue/bar. I think it was supposed to be like the Rolling Stones logo
All this glass will cloud over in time.
I want to have a movie marathon, but I don't know enough (about) movies, and I'm not sure which communities to ask for recommendations.
I know a guy who could give me great movie recommendations, but I'd be asking for homosexual movies in particular and he's still closeted/in denial, as far as I can tell.
What a curious feeling.
>>659
Watch UHF, Battle Royale, Un Homme Qui Dort, Survive Style 5+, Those Magnificent Men in their Flying Machines, Nazis at the Center of the Earth, The FP and Tetsuo, The Iron Man in this order.
Phloen Phromdaen
>>659
You could try criticker.com, you rate a bunch of movies you've seen and it will recommend ones it thinks you will like!
How do you take your time where there's no time
Now I know why she's got blood in her eyes.
Murder of crows
Minecraft wabi-sabi.
"Open-ended intervention" is a shitty synonym for "occupation".
I should make a minecraft mod with Boone and mittons.
Your life is already ending.
Why won't my head stop spinning? I'm not even inebriated.
I'm full of semen, I can't stand up.
>>666 "Hello police? Yes I'd like to report a murder... yes a group of them... describe them? Well they're all black... no they all look the same to me..."
I'm not crying, but a tear just fell out of my eye and made a loud pat sound on my jeans
Obey Synth Dogg
Destroy Snoop Dogg
he fucking punched a guy in his phosphorous-incinerated stump
>>181 That's me finished my Lynx Dark Temptation yesterday, I've reverted to the cheap Insette "Orient" again.
Subject: Implementing type-safe purely functional modifiable trees
Message:
It doesn't work.
Well, it does, it's just difficult.
Written Japanese looks like a bunch of squashed bugs and tiny hairs.
Well, there's a lot to be said for corpses, you know.
Will she dream?
>>688
Only of things that will not come to pass.
The future is short, and the dreamers are bound to reach their end without really living.
>>690 zero is one, but no value is all? kareha you're weeeeeiiiird
>>692
Why does the first one work but the second one just orders it normally?
>>694 I do indeed, I finally got around to finishing it quite recently (I watch a bunch of animes at once hopping between them all). The filler episodes near the end bugged me, but I don't think I've watched a series I like that didn't have at least a couple.
An online acquaintance made this which I think is pretty cool
https://soundcloud.com/demosthenesaru/vixenvy-day1
What the hell is "Extra Virgin" olive oil supposed to be, anyway? Did all the other olive oil have someone's dick in it? How can something be "extra" virgin when "virgin" is typically understood as a boolean value?
>>694
I used to love AD, but there's probably less reference to it these days since it's so old now. Also more recently, I think Nichijou too everything that was good about AD and made it even better. Less filler, more jokes, and taking the jokes to even greater extremes! Plus amazing animation!
More like Grandpa BUTTSton
I'm a handsome boy looking for a girl to have kisses with
>>699 I've been recommended to watch Nichijou a few times from a few people, I guess I should add it to my pile
>>700
You're just jealous because you don't have any relatives with fruits named after them!
>>705
There are always fan translations. I think there is no one doing it right now, though
You'll never truly resist the lunar influence.
Let me tell you about "sacrifice".
I've got laser eyes
And I know what you're thinking
My life should be more like Strawberry Panic.
I should eat strawberry pancakes.
In a dead girl.
If I shoot the seagulls that will take me to 95%... so where does the other 5% come from?
May not work with Skullfag or Zandrodumb.
Lately I've been listening to two songs at once to cut down on time wasted while listening to only 1 album at a time.
I'm putting it IN!!
#fortune is back!
http://www.playr.org/play/mr._driller/1262 I love Mr. Driller
Bonsai story generator sucks dick
I can offer you little more than my affections.
I want to put my dick on something.
PROTIP: Before you take delicate things apart, read all the instructions and make sure you have all the necessary tools to finish the job...
MOOOOOOOOORS PREMATUUUUUUUURAAAAAAAAAAA
What if the nth iteration of a thread hit 999 and no one made another one? Would it be so bad?
>>724 have you considered putting your dick on a warm stack of french toast.
I wonder how my beloved waifu feels about cats.
Yankee monkee
MaddAddam is a palindrome!
>>732
On a clover, if alive, erupts a vast, pure evil: a fire volcano.
Happy Programmer Day, DQN!
http://www.programmerday.info/
エルビス飛鳥を自称するうすら馬鹿・佐藤タカヲのプロフィールをおさらいしよう!
*年齢 41歳(ボテっとした体系が見苦しい中年)
*出生地 福井県
*名前
エルビス飛鳥(本名は竹野)というのは虚偽で本名は佐藤孝夫(さとうたかを)
*性別
男
*地域
東京
*職業
アルバイト(苦笑)
*趣味
2ちゃんねる荒らし、岡田有紀子でオナニー、カルト信仰宗教の勧誘、いかがわしいマルチ商法の勧誘、中年のおっさんが人前で堂々と仮面ライダーごっこ
*特技
2ちゃん荒らしでプロバイダー強制解約(過去3〜5回)、空気も読めずにひとりでカラオケ、焦点の合わない目で気持ち悪がられること
*音楽
仮面ライダーのカラオケ
*抱負
無車検の車で暴走して人を跳ね飛ばして負った借金を返済する。
*レギュラー出演
ローカルラジオ番組「エルビス飛鳥のおはようナイスデイ!」(せっかくもらった機会もウィットの微塵もないMCの下手さに打ち切り・・・)
==その他プロフィール==
精神異常者として知られる危険人物である
昭和仮面ライダーマニアの気持ち悪いおっさんである
入ったスナックで「フリードリンクですか?」などとのたまう非常識な顰蹙野郎である
==ディスコグラフィー==
常時: そこら中で迷惑なライダーごっこ
2013年: 仮面ライダーを演じた俳優からも忌み嫌われ、2013年に関連イベントの出入り全面禁止処分になる
She just got eaten by a giant shark and you're telling her to "stop clowning"?
Tetris is the greatest game ever invented.
"Bill Gates has the biggest bandwidth of anybody I've ever met"
"A CD-ROM holds 600 megabytes of data, that's so much data you can't even imagine..."
I'm not a man of steel; more like a man or silver or bismuth or something like that.
Today is my birthday. Hooray!
Happy birthday >>743 feel my love hope you have a wonderful day
These are not my panties.
The favicon for 4-ch is stuck as the soundcloud one in my browser for some reason, in my url bar and my bookmarks dropdown
I want to go to Newcastle.
Mono no aware.
Today my pc died while playing Battlefield3 with a friend. I guess I gotta clean and get a cooler. This is my first time playing a high end game like this and it didnt end well. I really dont want to get into the game too much because Im not really THAT interrested in it despite it being really neat, actually.
>>748 Why? It's full of geordies! I once did an animation workshop in Newcastle. I also met Billy Talent but I didn't know who they were. They were doing a signing session in an empty record shop and seemed pleased to see me. "Heyyyy!" they said, "Um hi..." I said and went upstairs and looked through the bootlegs they were selling. A pretty good but expensive selection they had.
Today's task: read the communist manifesto.
>>752 Read it in Daffy Duck's voice. It helps put it all in perspective.
>>755 Triforce of Courage promises The King will safely kick your ass.
>>751
The important part is that you met new people.
And there's nowt wrong with Geordies, leave them alone.
oh yes fuck no compile errors oh shit god yes
This was the Summer of the Philosophers.
Do not look directly at the needle.
FUCK that is not how you spell inevitable
>>757 I was only kidding, I have nothing against geordies, one of my good friends is one. Not a bad guy at all, he just talks a lot of shite.
While I wait for the captcha to refresh, I'll say that Walkers Sensations "Bengali Spice" Coated Peanuts are so choice, if you have the means I highly recommend picking some up.
Make a donation to medieval charity King Cake had gold coins inside Mardi Gras baby without eating it big Lima bean not gonna break a tool embedded in case when. We made it like a brioche you make a ring and stick the baby or the coin. This pastes dark colors added to color vibrant purple with green and color the gold wasn't very good mufflers dressed with tangy salad sliced. There's like for bags early 1900s Italian forces piled into it and Sicilian name for plate. Paper bread came in sandwiches same name. Hidden in the hair of slaves gonbo.
I want a pengpod!!!
I've become very morbid of late.
Frills are all very well and good, but you mustn't forget about ribbons.
>>762
I like the Californian Salt & Honey ones, though they're nowhere as good as M&S honey roasted jumbo cashews tumbled in salt and sugar (which used to be sold in those jars and now they aren't; I wonder why).
Then I read the part about "having the means" and I remembered that I'm dirt poor myself and that made me sad.
You discover yourself stranded in the vast ocean on the tiny rock called Japan. A fierce earthquake is about to shake you off into the water. What are you going to do?
Did I just read that some other dokyun plays Battlefield 3... and he has a friend who does so too?!
>>768 The "having the means" part was just a Ferris Bueller quote, I am also poor... but the nuts were like 60p from Home Bargains!
I had a dream about buying a game. I suppose I have to actually buy it now.
There she is, laid out on a warm, soft bed, inviting me to join her - but I'm not allowed to. Life is so cruel.
People are strange when you're made of books.
The perp
I woke up with the Ikoku Meiro no Croisée OP in my head. Today is going to be a good day.
>>773 Same, the DQN Electronics albums opened my eyes to a lot of stuff when I was young and impressionable, thanks DQN!
I came to share this with you http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXtI4zLSSaM do you like it
Onii-chan, elephant juice!
How do I choose which shirt to wear when every one I own is a different shade of grey?
>>781
Program a pseudorandom number generator to give you a number from one to fifty and choose accordingly.
Objectivity, eh? Well okay then.
Finally that abomination called /q/ is gone. I wonder what the suggestion box will look like
Dusty, dusty girl!
So many anabaptists...
I'm modifing the sound files in the game my friend got me for birthday. Even if it cost 2 bucks, it's still fun this way!
Dokyun subaruuuuuuuuuu!
Lunar tic?
Ticks is so beautiful~
Captcha: love
>>790 You ever believed in big strong daddy-legs? And do you believe in bad flying aeroplane? Then you will rejoice in believing in dog-like sparky! He's all heaven sent but will he suffer from your sweetness
If I am a dog then shake hands
lol, I just saw someone refer to defecation as "laying a fudge dragon".
But look, some of these people are literally living ass-to-mouth.
Does it count as a blowjob if I rub my dick on the head of a bottle after a girl drank from it?
Why am I such a retard?.
Goddamnit, I hate it when chaptcha fucks me up
What things are supposed to happen on Fridays?
Ruby's fun. I like chomps
Am I an unmanned probe now?
>>796
So you have to rub your dick on the head of a girl after a bottle drinks from her?
>>803 i like the bit where she spins on his head, then crushes his skull inside her vagina
Dwarf used "Mine Anus"
Am I a hermit now?
Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Summer has ended. Autumn has begun, and it might never end.
infinity days hath september.
So, if SteamOS is based upon the GNU Operating System, then shouldn't it be licensed under GNU (along with its content)?
The elementary OS theme for Firefox is nice.
I can't do it any more. I can't do it.
Chaotic character!
Wasn't there an engineer who posted here or am I remembering wrong
It's my party, and I'll cry if I want to...
Cry if I want to, cry if I want to...
You would cry too if it happened to you.
It's mad, isn't it?
Today I learned that people have done speedruns of WOW.WAD.
Why, just why.
Losing is fun!
>>821 losing can be fun when you lose to good players, but not if you lose to a cheap spammer or someone who gloats
kareha is a piece of shit
HOMEGROWN PHILOSOPHY FOR SALE
Hair maintenance is a pain
>>826 that's why I buzzcut mine. Not that that's not also a pain, but it's a lesser pain
I feel a strange affinity for people who upload videos of their cats playing/rolling around/generally being cute onto Youtube, despite the fact that I don't own a cat, and even if I did I wouldn't do anything like that.
Today I met my very first transsexual. How exciting.
Burn!
After cleaning up my mouse and keyboard (which were grotier than I realized) my mouse wheel doesn't click-click anymore. It still works fine, but not having the click-click is odd to get used to.
Well it's not as though I have to put anything in my anus.
>>834 but you can, I don't want you to feel like you're not allowed to either.
I don't know about >>834, but, personally, I feel like my anus is full of poop right now. I would certainly NOT put anything in it ATM.
It'll all be over.
McDonald's with freinds. Yahoo!
I found a fun shooter game called "Magical Girl", on a Sega Megadrive emulator! It's as close as I can get to playing touhou for now...
I just played FlixMix for the first time since my age was in single digits. It's just as fun and just as difficult as I remember.
What a jerk, what a fucking asshole. I'm going to smash your face with my dick, jerk.
I like the phrase: “I can no longer return to those days”.
I can't write my current thought, I'm afraid I'll anger the gods.
Just a few more hours and BF4 beta will be there...
I just started using 4ch after deciding to visit the only English text board I know. I'm also confused at these dates. I'm too new here.
Why doesn't food appear in front of me if I get hungry enough?
>>852
You need to train your Djinni to level 42 for that spell.
>>851
Wow, the music catalogue has deteriorated a lot since I last looked at that site, and it seems like someone removed all the download links too. Is no one maintaining tanasinn these days?
Cleaning sperm of your floor after self whiping yourself and jacking off to feet is such a pain
>>855
Put a ton of tissues (or some cheap cloth you'll wash/throw away afterwards) on the floor beforehand, and you won't have to worry about making a mess!
Who're you eating dinner with tonight?
Trigonometry.
I love you
What happened to the little guy with the pan
>sperm of your floor
If your floor produces sperm, I'd say you have bigger problems.
When was the last time you drew a hypotrochoid anyway?
A set is not the sum of its elements.
What the fuck happens between 20-something and old or middle age that makes people so fucking stupid?
Roommates have been partying every night for the past week. Fuck I just want to sleep.
>>865
Becoming jaded and realizing that all the idealistic stuff you thought was so smart when you were young was the real stupid stuff, after all.
Whatever you do, do not ask me what my favourite fruit is. It isn't apples.
http://i.imgur.com/SAzqJoG.png
Sweden game is unfair, nida. Corea is cleary supelior, nida.
Now all I need is a small, ornate, circular, freestanding mirror.
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SNOOPING AS USUAL I SEE
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한국어로 YouTube 보기
Which came first? Ranch, or Cool Ranch?
For some reason I find this video way more arousing than "real" porn.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0x2sDsb4XFw
By the way, anybody know who the girl is?
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I CAN'T WAIT TO BOMB SOME DODONGOS!
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Today I saw two cute Asian girls huddled together under a single umbrella. It was just like that one episode of Strawberry Panic!
>>876
I found it myself with some google fu. Fortunately they give her name away at the beginning of the video (希 = Nozomi)and after about an hour of googling various AV sites I found it:
お嬢様はお熱いのがお好き! (The young miss loves hot things!)
http://www.dmm.co.jp/digital/videoa/-/detail/=/cid=1iscr00006/
>>879
I saw a tiny Asian girl wearing a cap that had "Badboy" written on it.
I saw a license plate that said "DQN" on it. Unfortunately didn't take a picture to share.
Do you know? Koala's appendix is 2 meters long
>>882 one time i saw someone with one of those oval stickers that said DQN and nearly crashed into a pole
Sprite is back!
My mind is like a giant spaceship drifting up there aimlessly with its engines turned off. Nobody on it even bothers sending S.O.S. anymore.
Vulnerability shouldn't be an attractive quality.
I thought I was banned for a bit there, but I guess it was just a server glitch or something.
I love, love, love!
Why does this girl have to reiterate the fact that she's a nerd with every tweet she makes...? She also makes at least one tweet per day about how "awesome" it is to be a lesbian even though she's admitted she's never even had lesbian sex. Its like she's trying too hard to be a nerd and she has to remind herself that she is a lesbian or else she'll forget.
Squeeks is not Australian, Squeeks is British! You lied to me this whole time!
Much as I adore yuri manga, I have to admit that lesbian sex is really boring compared to "normal" sex.
>>896
I agree. When I was a foolish youngun, I used to be able to masturbate just to the image of two cute women kissing. I still find yuri heartwarming but now that I'm old and jaded I find it pretty hard to get off to something unless there's some dicks around. I guess that's why futanari is a thing.
dicks everywhere
I dreamed of her again. It had been so long since last time.
>>899
did you dream about a moe anthropomorphism of this 900GET?
So I was thinking of something that I was going to say sucks donkey dick, but for some reason the phrase came to my mind as "sucks donkey dong" instead. Then it occurred to me that "sucks Donkey Kong" would be funnier.
"sucks Donkey Kong" is now on my list of colorful words and phrases I intend to use more often, but will probably end up never using at all.
I swear, if that one guy doesn't stop spamming "Is it fun to poop?" in old threads, I'm going to become slightly upset!
I am so fuckin tried right now.
>>901
Sounds like a phrase that would be used in a sit-com about lovable nerds. It is funny though. Also, you suck donkey cunt.
Oh my god, that cup of tea was amazing. Damn.
I played ET for the Atari. I like it.
Dylan
It's a peacock party!
Hello to all Dylans in the world
I consider Bob to be my friends. Are you reading this? If you are message me and tell me you read this.
Why not just be an anti Semite?
>>913
Because it would probably make more sense to just be anti-Israel, which despite what some people might tell you, isn't the same thing?
>>913,914
One difference, for example, is that the former say that all jews are greedy gold-hoarders (some jews may be honest to god, hard-working jews!), and the latter say that Israel breaks international laws, destabilizes the Middle East and gets away with it protected by the US.
Voru de moto.
Volvo's damn motor.
The ultimate superhero: Revolverine.
I need a sword
Fuck, fuck, fuck. I can't find the site were you could download all those eroge
^ erogedownload? fuwanovel?
Hello this is Espeon. I'm in desperate need of a hug or a kiss again.
I should clean up those crumbs.
>>922
I would not give you a hug but I would violently cuddle you.
Damp shoes are the worst.
Plot twist: Wagahai wa Neko de aru was actually written by a housecat.
>>922
I'd hate-cuddle you until you were black & blue. Then I'd go have a burger & butterscotch shake somewhere way outside of the city.
It's like Benjamin Button, but in reverse
Smoky Mountain Wrestling
>>924,927
Thank you! I think I can take on the world now with all that newly founded confidence!
What do the Kha'ak want?
Yes, it's rice.
Pietro is so cute
But you have not noticed.
I had read a comment that said "sleep to your heart content", but I for some reason wanted it to say "sleep to your heart continent". I found that to be funny, even if it's just something I made up over someone's comment.
>>935
I saw "birch buttons" in a craft store once that my mind read as "bitch buttons".
Maybe I have noticed, and just waiting to see what comes next before I show my hand
???? ?? ????? (;´Д`)
Say "diarrhoea dump" one more time, motherfucker.
Don't you fucking usurp me, assclown!
Someone calling for me, from a great distance, almost drowned out by the wind.
Well gee, I sure hope not.
I don't use Twitter very much and I've just come across a bunch of tweets praising me that I missed, I feel all fuzzy!
HAMMINGU
YUROP
白い、白い、
Remember the "lonely text world of DQN" thing? That thing was kind of cool.
>>949 I still leave stuff there from time to time, come on down
fuck
People who don't have tea parties must have such unfulfilling lives.
Bereft, cast upon the uncaring fields of molecular geometry, I shall forge a home for myself.
37564
I released the emergency mittens!
yellow cat
>>958
I seen that. It took a while for the flash to load, and I was hugely disappointed
Non Non Biyori
keepass is an excellent program for keeping all of your ass
Shall I build a faux-Venetian city for you? Shall I build two? Just give me the word.
I've just noticed that my W, A, S, and D keys are considerably more worn than any of the others on my keyboard from all the video gaming I've done on it.
Chloroform wasshoi!
Hoobastank were a big thing for a while as I recall, but I bet now they're only remembered for having a name that sounds kind of lewd.
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They were too gentle.
Some days I just wake up thinking "I want to dropkick a baby".
It feels as if my online life orbits around FYAD, but I don't want to go there and break my dreams even though I have tenbux to spare.
Incomplete god
As we draw closer to the end of [Brains] [Thinking] [Personal] [#12], does everyone remember that [#13] already exists waiting for us?
sure, there's a new thread, but why let a perfectly good one go to waste
I'm thinking
I'd suck the farts out of her little dumper
زیبا
Don't Trust the Bitch in Apartment 23
If you aren't careful, I'll disable you.
>>984
I keep picturing this line being addressed to a robot along the lines of Mega Man or something, as a threat to shut down its systems.
Didn't Dr. Wily say "I'll break you, Mega Man" in one of the games?
Zion blood is coursing through my veins
Obtimus prime
No, no, no. I can't get a cold now.
my plantar fascia feel great
Beef or turkey
Fancy lacy frilled chocolate.
Won't you lend your lungs to me?
Only 6 more posts until someone doesn't notice the #13 thread down there and makes a new one.
Isn't there a poster here who has synesthesia? I think I remember someone saying they did. Is it good? I just thought I wish I had it, but maybe it's not as good as it sounds.
I hope you see this before the end of the thread, if you are here...
Baby
I can't believe they went for it.
hey, that was pretty cool.
Let's get legit