[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#15] (999)

1 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7673 12:16

Previously:
#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#12 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/-255,257-
#13 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
#14 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1395672319/

2 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7673 15:07

I wonder if there's anyone who actually goes through these threads, reading every post.
Oh, and 2GET.

3 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7673 19:12

>>2
I do.

4 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7673 19:45

>>3
You are now happily bride! You may kiss and marry.

5 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7673 22:30

i love dqn thoughts thread

6 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7674 00:44

birds do not have anuses

7 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7674 01:37

cloacunt

8 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7674 17:39

I was promised an exciting relish.

9 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7674 17:50

https://infinityof6.bandcamp.com/track/hey-crapface-my-glocks-full-of-relish

10 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7675 01:35

dafuq is this Ebola-chan thing

11 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7675 06:31

lorg pns

12 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7675 06:42

Thought conformism makes things so fucking boring.

13 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7675 12:36

I think I've existed enough already today.

14 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7675 16:11

radda radda radda radda, radda radda

15 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7675 21:29

Because I need to prove to myself that my time is not valuable.

16 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7675 22:38

Sonic sez that's NO GOOD.

Also I almost mistyped "Sonic sex". Not for the first time either.

17 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7676 02:11

I forget if the period or not having a period is the normal thing. Is this thread normal? I'd rather not post in a weird thread.

18 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7676 02:36

>>17
This is DQN. Is anything "normal" here? What is "normal" anyway?

19 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7676 12:04

Is David Duchovny ugly

20 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7676 14:15

Last night I slept for eleven hours and dreamed about waking up after having slept for thirteen hours.

21 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7676 16:35

>>20
Last night I slept for 8 hours and dreamt that I met another girl at an academic conference and she sent me live fish (as pets) in the mail
I kinda wish it hadn't been a dream

22 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7676 16:51

I play tsukkomi to Fate's boke

23 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7676 17:19

dildoze to fuck you to sleep

vc: yiffust Uhh... yiffust to give you furry lust

24 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7676 17:21

Velveeta, what does the scouter say about his cheesiness level?

25 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7676 18:53

I am loving Oniisama E, it's pretty chessy and a little dated but it's easy one of my favourite animes. It's given me goosebumps, made me cry, made me laugh, inspired me, it's good~

26 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7676 21:35

So I've been watching this cartoon "Chowder" recently. Every character is named after some type of food, and Kimchi is a living fart cloud that Chowder keeps as a pet. Hmmm...

27 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7676 22:13

>>25
I'm glad to see someone else likes it as much as I do!

28 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7677 00:35

>>27 Did you maybe mention it here a while ago? It's probably how I found it, so thanks!

29 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7677 09:02

I was about to post in the primes thread but the preview turned it into a bunch of chinese characters and question marks. The captcha, appropriately, was fughly. Ultimately though, I decided not to go through with it as 381 is not prime so I couldn't explain why it looked so fucked-up.

This is my story.

30 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7677 10:35

>>28
I did indeed mention it here a while ago! You're welcome.

>>29
It's only like that in the preview; once you post it, it's fine. Try using http://tablecat.ipyo.heliohost.org/sjis.pl to preview SJIS art instead.

31 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7678 19:41

I've never loved and hated a game as much as Rule of Rose.

32 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7680 07:02

A girl on whom I have a huge crush revealed she has a girlfriend.

33 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7680 10:13

A friendly reminder that you just lost the game.

34 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7680 14:00

>>32 at least you can take solace in the fact that you never had a chance anyway.

35 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7680 15:17

Yeah, >>32. There's really no way you could possibly measure up to her current babe.

Or maybe she's only a lesbian around you.

36 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7680 17:26

>>32, tell her that you have a boyfriend, but you don't shun more traditional relationships either.

37 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7680 22:11

Your puny canine brain cannot even conceive how much of a good dog you are.

38 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7681 14:01

Ham wallet? LOL.

39 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7681 14:03

>>33
Also, people still do "The Game?" That's almost as stale as quoting Zero Wing.

Someone set up us the bomb.

40 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7681 17:19

>>39 Past stale back round to knowing high-level humour. I'm sure he know what he doing.

41 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7682 00:25

This copy of Windows is not genuine

42 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7682 03:06

If I could go back in time and didn't care about the issues associated with changing the past, I would

1) kill Hitler
2) kill Stalin
3) kill some other historical assholes
4) punch Thomas Edison in the face

43 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7682 13:49

>>42
I would:
1) kill all major figures of Abrahamic religions
2) sponsor Hitler's tuition in arts and praise his skills even if I had to lie
3) shot Lenin before the revolution (and shaved Stalin)
4) tell Nicola Tesla all that Edison-was-a-templar stuff from Assassin's Creed.

44 Name: >>43 : 1993-09-7682 13:51

Stop the presses! Actually, I'd influence Hitler to become the first furry artist. I could blame any misunderstandings on his art being so avant-garde.

45 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7682 21:04

I remember I watched a playthrough of Rule of Rose a while back and, at the ending, thought it quite poignant, but wasn't particularly moved beyond that. I just now finished playing it myself, and the ending had me crying more than I've cried in years; full on sobbing, tears streaming down my cheeks and everything. I still feel somewhat tender.

If anyone wants to try playing it themselves, tell me so. I can help with configuring the emulator and so on (it isn't easy).

46 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7682 22:49

So I searched something that turned up an old thread right here on DQN that I was perusing, and saw this:

>kanji for "woman" = 女
>kanji for "noisy" = 姦
>A ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I see what you did there, Japan.

But according to Google Translate, 姦 = "condom".

47 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7683 17:49

>>46
姦 technically means cunning and wickedness, but it's only really used in compounds:
姦婦 adulteress
姦淫 fornication
姦通 adulterous affair
強姦 rape

It appears to also be slang for condom, probably because it's pronounced "kan".

48 Name: >>47 : 1993-09-7683 17:53

>>47
(Addendum: 姦しい (やかましい or かしましい) does mean noisy, but that word is almost always just written in hiragana.)

49 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7683 23:15

I wish more shit would accept Amazon Payments and not just PainPal.

50 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7684 00:30

I feel like somebody's hunting me. No idea why...

51 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7684 11:04

I just woke up thinking "mons pubis, mons pubis, mons pubis"

52 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7684 17:25

>>47
But it says "woman" three times, how can it be just "kan"?

53 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7684 22:16

You have been penetrated.

54 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7684 22:58

>>46
According to my Japanese book that mans rape. Lol?

55 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7684 23:04

I missed coming here.

56 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7684 23:42

>>54 I thought that too, from Communication by Shintaro Kago

57 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7685 06:36

Lesbian crush hugged me today. My heart is happy and sad and confused.

58 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7685 14:01

>>57
My brain initially split that up as "lesbian" "crush hugged" and I was thinking "that sounds kinda painful." But now I'm thinking you probably meant "lesbian crush" "hugged" instead.

59 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7685 14:16

>>57 man, just forget about it. Give it up. Even if she breaks it off with her girlfriend there's no chance.

Unless she's bisexual. Or you can convince her she's bisexual.

60 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7685 14:38

>>57 in fact, you know what? Don't have a crush. Why would you do that to yourself? You're probably thinking "I can't help it", but you really can.

61 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7685 16:12

Thank you, >>59,60. That's what I've been telling myself, but it helps to hear it from someone else. I thought I had crushed my crush until she hugged me and my heart started beating like a goddamn anime character. I will keep trying.

62 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7685 22:16

>>54

>mans

MEANS god dammit.

63 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7685 22:53

幸福なのは
義務なんです

64 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7686 03:30

Why is it all the gay people I know smell so poopy?

65 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7686 03:30

n/m figured it out

66 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7686 12:26

What does Sylfaen look like shit in every browser except Firefox?

67 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7686 12:56

my stomach hurtd ;__;

68 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7686 15:00

I love you, keyboard.

69 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7687 05:53

I wish more people would come to #4-ch irc on synirc.net Too much idle

70 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7687 10:30

>>69 okay i'll drop by some time

71 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7687 11:52

I think I'm thinking.

72 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7687 13:29

I'm vaguely curious what "Sylfaen" is but not enough to be arsed to search.

73 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7687 21:26

I say we have something to eat, then see if there's anything on TV. WHO'S WITH ME

74 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7687 23:11

I've seen the movie and I know what happens

75 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7688 17:09

I want to die

76 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7688 17:11

Louise

77 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7688 19:37

I'm thinking of buying a blanket and pillow for my office

78 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7689 01:09

Twitch doesn't recognize Dwarf Fortress as a game. What sort of blasphemy is this?!

79 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7689 03:08

Woppan linx.

80 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7689 03:55

Is that "eat shit and die" (a rude dismissal) or "eat, shit, and die" (a bleak assessment of human life)?

81 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7689 11:17

Potential lack of update tonight and/or tomorrow.

82 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7689 22:22

This is not how relaxation works.

83 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7690 01:34

A dildo fell on my dinner's plate and now it looks like I was having a dildo for dinner.

84 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7690 14:16

And the rabbits. Don't forget the rabbits.

85 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7690 15:36

i'm too timid to edit wikipedia because i feel like my edits will get rejected and i'll feel like a jerk. plus i don't want to make an account. at least i know i'm not wasting lots of time on it.

86 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7690 15:41

>>85 Find an article with a billion reversions on it. That's a sign that there's someone obsessively protecting his own view of reality against all comers.

If you have the skill for it, make a bunch of really minor edits that alone mean little, but if taken together, completely alter the message of the article.

87 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7690 16:54

>>86
Inspired by your suggestion, I found this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Most_frequently_edited_pages

It looks like the page with the most total edits is
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Child_pornography
Ha!

88 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7690 18:28

Oy vei, oy gevalt

89 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7690 22:51

My hands are cold.

90 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7691 00:58

How do I eyeliner

91 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7691 08:53

Gay Nigger and the Boner Boys

92 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7691 13:00

>>91
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msL-XFs3Ggs

93 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7691 22:27

I should just live in a library.

94 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7692 07:24

If I ever find who stole it I will fucking murder him.

95 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7692 09:43

The physical embodiment of stress is paperwork.

96 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7692 12:58

my head hurts and i think i screwed up

97 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7692 19:03

somebody's using the printer and their job is taking forever

98 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7692 20:38

The joy of uncertainty.

99 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7692 21:28

>>93
When I was a kid my mom and I made jokes about how I would live in a Barnes and Noble bookstore if they sold food in there. Now thirteen years later they actually have cafes in Barnes and Noble stores and my mom just looks at me like "You gotta own up to it now, kiddooooo."

100 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7692 23:07

Aw fuck, the heart ache is back and now there's no way to get in touch. I don't know if this was for the best or if I royally fucked up. I miss her.

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