[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#15]

[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#15] (999)

1 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7673 12:16 [Del]

801 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7782 16:52 [Del]

sausage and bacon and eggs

802 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7782 18:43 [Del]

>>801
I am eating those exact things right now (wrapped in burrito form)

803 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7782 18:44 [Del]

It's... a bumpy thing!

804 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7782 19:11 [Del]

anus fart

805 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7782 19:43 [Del]

>>804
Well yes, I hope this is where your farts come from, and not any other place.

806 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7782 21:36 [Del]

>>805
We know where farts come from, but where do they go?
Why do farts exist?
Why do I exist?
Why does the universe exist?

807 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7782 23:39 [Del]

You!

808 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7782 23:57 [Del]

>>807
Soulja Boy tell 'em

809 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7782 23:59 [Del]

Houseminding the sky.

810 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7783 05:02 [Del]

quivering quim

811 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7783 05:03 [Del]

I can't wait to bomb some doDONGoes.

812 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7783 06:28 [Del]

dun dan dun
bu bu bu bu du bu du
budu bu
dun dan dun

813 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7783 07:21 [Del]

I wish girls had dicks instead of vaginas

814 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7783 11:05 [Del]

>>813
Are you one of those sick bastards who draw dicks on my little pony porn?!

815 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7783 13:37 [Del]

Affection and catastrophe.

816 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7783 14:51 [Del]

>>814
Are you one of those sick bastards who looks at my little pony porn?

817 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7783 18:36 [Del]

>>816
Are you one of those sick bastards who looks at my little pony?

818 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7783 18:37 [Del]

>>817
That depends on if "your little pony" is your pet name for your wang.

819 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7783 21:13 [Del]

People who name body parts are weird.

820 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7783 22:51 [Del]

http://i.imgur.com/skZtjm0.png
I love this game so much.

821 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7784 01:17 [Del]

Broken.

822 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7784 02:21 [Del]

You know what Uncle Markiplier says: F you in the A, and have a nice day.

823 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7784 02:28 [Del]

>>822
Youtube e-celebrities are garbage.

824 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7784 02:37 [Del]

>>823
You're garbage.

825 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7784 02:52 [Del]

We have the best GM in the whole world here. I'm a secret admirer.

826 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7784 03:41 [Del]

>>824
This is true, but my point still stands.

827 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7784 04:37 [Del]

（　ﾟヮﾟ）I got my first gay boner today

828 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7784 04:40 [Del]

Oniichan's penis

829 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7784 05:05 [Del]

>>827
There's no turning back.

830 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7784 05:13 [Del]

approximately 51% done with this project

831 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7784 05:39 [Del]

54%

832 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7784 12:54 [Del]

But really, it's just silly to think that you're made of meat. Meat is food. You shouldn't be made of food.

833 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7784 13:29 [Del]

>>832
You're made of drink mostly. But if you feel like going to atomic level, you would discover that distances between particles are much greater than the particles themselves, therefore you're made of void and your point is void.

834 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7784 13:34 [Del]

>>827
You aren't truly bisexual or homosexual until you deal with another gay boner face to face.

835 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7784 15:27 [Del]

I want to be mostly made of something refreshing and tasty like sprite.

836 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7784 16:46 [Del]

We are nothing!
Hooray!

837 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7784 20:50 [Del]

>>833
My brain is made of tiny animals!

838 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7784 21:32 [Del]

Never underestimate people's ability to suffer.

839 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7784 22:31 [Del]

My college sucks. I think I should transfer.

840 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7784 23:18 [Del]

>>839

>college sucks

FTFY

841 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7785 00:11 [Del]

59% done now

842 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7785 01:15 [Del]

My anus itches and burns

843 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7785 02:18 [Del]

>>839,840

>I can't be bothered with curricula.

fixed

844 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7785 02:24 [Del]

SKYRIM IS FOR THE NORDS

845 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7785 02:32 [Del]

Man, my life lost any meaning. It's just like I'm cruising along without any goals or wishes.

I had a goal of getting higher education, of becoming an engineer. But years of failing due to laziness or depression just turned my life into this.

846 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7785 02:47 [Del]

>>843
I do my homework and studying. The college, the professors, and my peers and garbage.

847 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7785 03:12 [Del]

62% done with the project

848 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7785 03:22 [Del]

pingas

849 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7785 04:24 [Del]

another crappy fighting game for nerds, at this rate there won't be another main-line danmaku game until 2020

850 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7785 04:29 [Del]

When I'm alone, I want to be around people.
When I'm around people, I want to be alone.
What the fuck?

851 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7785 05:43 [Del]

Because I decided to change my plans for the project, I have to calculate the completion rate differently. There are more things to do now.
It is now 50% complete.
I am making someone a Christmas gift, in case you were wondering.

852 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7785 12:41 [Del]

>>788

It is gross but it's all I feel good drinking.

853 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7785 13:14 [Del]

So, what does the recent history of Ukraine teach us?

If you're president of a country on a brink of economic recession and your oldest and closest ally offers you some cash just for keeping a smile – when some protest movement materialises out of nowhere and bears clear resemblance (and involves the same people) to a similar event from a few years ago – you shoot them. You find their financiers and you assassinate them with no regard for their social standing.

You don't need to kill a lot – just a few dozen: the leaders and some of the most stuck-up "social activists". Arrest the rest for background checks and they'll admit that they were misled.

Thus you avoid: losing your power, a costly war, (un)necessary annexations of your territory, an economic crisis, a political turmoil, the deepest embarrassment to your ally who cares.

Remember: you can cry about your national identity all you want – but for the rest of the world you will be just this: a slav.

Tune up next week for an exciting episode of: cheap rouble or why black president Obamer doesn't want you to get property on this beautiful peninsula resort of Crimea. (No, I'm done)

854 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7785 14:16 [Del]

>>853

Slavs are beautiful and strong.

855 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7785 15:38 [Del]

Merii kurisumasu!

856 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7785 15:42 [Del]

Pathetic, isn't it? Hmph!

857 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7785 15:47 [Del]

>>851
Does anyone else know or care?

858 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7785 15:49 [Del]

pianist

859 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7785 17:17 [Del]

>>853

>your oldest and closest ally

lol

860 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7785 19:07 [Del]

I ate a bunch of chocolatey stuff and now my poop looks like a log of chocolate cake.

861 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7785 19:54 [Del]

>>857
no :^)

862 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7785 20:14 [Del]

>>859
Well, if you take the Kievan Rus, disregard some Lithuanians and Poles, and then count Russian Empire and USSR, "oldest" is rather justified.

Also, Ukrainian SSR was considered the westernmost part of the Soviet Union, it had high economic significance. The latter explains numerous important factories, power plants, research institutes, etc that were located there. The former is a reason to have better equipped military. I suppose that could count for "closest".

By contrast, Warsaw Pact countries were regarded as "Europe", "the West". Ironically, the West thought the same and (after The Fall) threw their filthy dollars at Poland, whilst Russia and other ex-SSRs had to struggle mostly on their own.

Interesting read: http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-30483873

863 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7785 20:18 [Del]

>>857,861
I care about everything my fellow dokyuns do.

864 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7785 23:04 [Del]

It's not a matter of potential.

865 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7785 23:15 [Del]

Thomas Hobbes is a wizard.

866 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7786 01:01 [Del]

scrabble with custom rules where the only allowed word is HORSES

867 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7786 01:04 [Del]

My name is RAPE HORSE and I'm so horny it's crazy

868 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7786 04:06 [Del]

We have had nothing but trouble.

869 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7786 06:36 [Del]

There's a video about Batman under the TED Talk's education site's "Science and Technology" section. Educational, my ass. It's edutainment (minus the education aspect, honestly) for pseudointellectual twats who want to pretend that they're smart even though they're not.

870 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7786 07:03 [Del]

Learning to be the goddamn Batman is always educational.

871 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7786 07:58 [Del]

Why are so many gay guys liberal? I want a right-wing boyfriend.

872 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7786 12:47 [Del]

It is not strictly necessary to memorise the structure of tryptophan in preparation for Christmas parties, but it helps.

873 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7786 13:13 [Del]

>>871
Hitler was gay.

874 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7786 13:47 [Del]

People were awed by an atomic bomb, people feared thermonuclear missiles. When will people learn to love the power of atom and embrace it far beyond military detterence, large power plants and highly specialised applications?

875 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7786 16:33 [Del]

>>873 And a socialist.

What a coincidence.

876 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7786 17:42 [Del]

And that's my cue to leave.

877 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7786 18:46 [Del]

>>875
I was under the impression that National Socialism was "socialist" in the same way that the Democratic People's Republic of Korea is "democratic".

878 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7786 18:59 [Del]

i came here for the christmas mittens

879 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7786 21:07 [Del]

Due to GLOBAL WARMING we cancelled the christmas mittens sorry

880 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7786 22:14 [Del]

If I ever have a Wikipedia entry, I hope it has a subsection titled "Controversy".

881 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7787 00:03 [Del]

jews did 420

882 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7787 02:12 [Del]

penis

883 Name: >>220 : 1993-09-7787 02:29 [Del]

Emergency mittens have been released due to a GLOBAL WARMING emergency.

884 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7787 02:32 [Del]

I should stop posting with >>220 in the name field. It's irrelevant to this thread.

885 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7787 03:08 [Del]

>>877 Sort of like how modern China is a communist country?

886 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7787 03:43 [Del]

snuggle toof

887 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7787 04:49 [Del]

Why is national socialism so popular among chinese cartoon enthusiast websites?

888 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7787 06:11 [Del]

Merry Post Christmas.

889 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7787 08:59 [Del]

Could we please just stop caring about gender and only ask for people's biological sex when necessary?

890 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7787 10:05 [Del]

>>889
go back to tumblr

891 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7787 14:16 [Del]

>>889
I always thought that "gender" was a synonym for "biological sex" and a way to avoid saying "sex".

892 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7787 14:37 [Del]

So there's this great porn site called Tumblr, but people always talk about it like it's some sort of gathering place for SJW shitheads.

893 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7787 15:23 [Del]

>>892
0/10 you have bad taste
also porn is bad for your brain

894 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7787 15:27 [Del]

>>893
go stick your head in a pig

895 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7787 15:41 [Del]

>>894
go stick your hand in a box of smooth sand
feels nice, doesn't it?

896 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7787 18:59 [Del]

It was in the month of November.

897 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7787 19:42 [Del]

>>896
Don't be silly, September is the only month.

898 Name: >>889 : 1993-09-7787 19:44 [Del]

>>891
Biological sex is the chromosome pair you're born with. Gender is the various characteristics of masculinity and femininity. This leads to special genderfluid snowflakes on tumblr who whine about male and female being the only two choices. People have a mix of both masculine and feminine characteristics, but who gives a shit? If everybody would just stop caring about non-biological gender nobody would have anything to complain about. Hence my post.

899 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7787 20:07 [Del]

>>895
I HATE SAND.

900 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7787 20:49 [Del]

i wonder if i should get off the internet

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