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601 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7766 16:47

I am teh 0n3.

602 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7766 19:02

How can I stop being so existentialist?

603 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7766 20:53

There can't be many people who've both read Anna Karenina and played Dwarf Fortress.

604 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7766 20:58

I just got better internet. Not that you can tell over wifi.

605 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7766 21:01

"What is the irregular plural of cow?" Well, thanks to vampire fiction I correctly guessed this immediately.

606 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7766 23:00

Jhonas Enroth

607 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7766 23:02

Would he go to bed if I was a girl?

608 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7766 23:17

Trying out SlimBoat browser and suddenly DQN is blue.

609 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7766 23:33

>>607
I think he just needs to be sleepy.

610 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7767 00:06

>>603
I didn't read Anna Karenina even though it was required in school, but I played Dwarf Fortress a little.

611 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7767 00:28

>>609
I feared as much. Guess I'll have to try and slip some powdered sleeping pills into his cup ramen then...

612 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7767 00:58

>>611
You are just trying to pacify your hyperactive friend, aren't you? There isn't going to be a penetration or anything, right?

613 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7767 01:00

>>603,610
I've never played Dwarf Fortress but I have read Anna Karenina.

614 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7767 03:12

penis

615 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7767 04:36

the big bang started when I was born and will end when I die

616 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7767 05:14

some day humans will build robots capable of feeling pain, not because they should, but because they can

617 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7767 10:12

>>615
A big bang started nine months before you born. Then there was a period called "Dark Ages" until the babby was formed.

618 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7767 11:37

>>594 who me

619 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7767 17:49

Homegrown lotus.

620 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7767 21:33

Stop my bowels

621 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7767 23:26

If you want to dress up like a girl and solve some differential equations, you dress up like a girl and solve some differential equations.

622 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7768 01:05

>>621
What about dressing like a dog and solving linear algebra problems?

623 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7768 01:23

>>622
Why the hell would you want to do that?

624 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7768 01:32

>>623
Woof

625 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7768 01:35

knotty dog

626 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7768 03:09

BAD IDEA AVERTED.

627 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7768 04:31

I don't understand life.

628 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7768 07:24

character class: installation wizard

629 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7768 08:11

Nikita Khrushchev
Josip on Deck
free association

630 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7768 08:32

Whenever I have experienced free association, everything has been associated to the phrase ``Am I done with this free association thing yet?''

631 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7768 08:33

Did I say Jhonas Enroth already? If not, Jhonas Enroth. If I did, disregard this post (though it may be too late)

I'm pretty good looking btw.

632 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7768 08:58

>>626
You have an ego that needs prompt removal. I have some instructions for you that require a coat hanger and a bic lighter. Do you have these things handy?

633 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7768 12:15

Sorry, I don't know how to solve the universe.

634 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7768 14:03

i am glad to see my great friends here even though none if you are my friends... thank you friends..

635 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7768 15:08

Sunday is the worst day.

636 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7768 18:57

t-tsunday doesn't like you either b-baka.

637 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7768 19:09

I'm the cleverest motherfucker alive. Nobody else will think of putting game data at the end of ROM.
Nobody's probably stupid enough to set up the pointer by munging the bin with sed either, but whatever.

638 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7768 19:58

To fall in love with anyone is silly when at any moment they could be split open like an overripe pomegranate to reveal all the organs, fluids, membranes and substrates within which they would then be unrecognisable. It only makes sense to fall in love with these very structures and patterns first, and accept the outer appearance, behaviour, emotions and so on as irrelevant fluff.

639 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7768 19:59

I wish you were here.

640 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7768 21:08

The universe is so vast that it's likely that life exists elsewhere. However, because we haven't been contacted yet, it's likely that other forms of life aren't as advanced as we are. We have done some basic space travel and we're getting better at it all the time, despite budget cuts to NASA. SpaceX is showing we don't need government space programs to get to outer space.

People have always assumed that aliens will invade us. But in all likelihood, WE will be the invaders. WE will be the ones doing anal probes on other planets.

WE are the aliens. WE are the people who will have flying saucers.

AYY LMAO

641 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7768 21:19

>>638
I would recommend you head on to GuroChan, but I'm not even sure if GuroChan still exists.

642 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7768 22:07

ass

643 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7768 23:42

>>642
PINGAS

644 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7769 00:39

>>641
It still exists, just had three admin switches and domain changes in half as many years.

645 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7769 00:56

I'm really happy that there are two interactive story threads, I honestly find it very therapeutic!

646 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7769 01:22

It says "heineken quality" but I don't know if my hiney can get any more quality???

647 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7769 01:40

>>640
I can't wait to be an ayy lmao

648 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7769 01:46

Disney World is far more superior than Universal Studios.

649 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7769 01:58

>>648
I used to live a few miles away from Universal. I did not like it.

650 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7769 05:31

Earth is such an ugly name for such a beautiful thing.

651 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7769 08:25

>>638
Pomegranates look really weird inside, I was shocked the first time I opened one.

652 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7769 08:26

Also the word "grenade" in English and lots of other languages comes from "pomegranate", it turns out.

653 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7769 08:30

>>644

>switches
>domain

ugh don't remind me about my networking homework

654 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7769 11:23

Anime Israel

655 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7769 13:32

this would be pure bliss if he didn't keep sneezing in my face

656 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7769 14:06

I want "heavy load" sign to be printed on my hat, on the front of my t-shirt and on my pants on both sides.

657 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7769 14:24

a visual novel with routes that do not have good endings at all, no matter what you do
not all relationships work out

658 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7769 14:26

cut yourself on occam's razor

659 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7769 15:44

Please breathe.

660 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7769 16:34

>>656
I also want "Tier 1 Operator" printed at the exact same places except for hat. That one should read "Blunt object is a weapon".

661 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7769 17:45

>>657
Kururu wwwww

662 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7769 20:46

‘S—Í‘Sg

663 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7770 00:16

"He'd be looking for his teeth two blocks up on Queer Street."

... I wonder if "Queer Street" is supposed to be a euphemism for the rectum.

664 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7770 08:37

I really do wonder sometimes.

665 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7770 09:54

chiptune

666 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7770 09:59

9 of 11 people found the following review helpful

667 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7770 13:17

Holy shit the CAPTCHA over at 4chan really sucks horsedick now. I think that's it for me.

668 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7770 13:49

>>667
It doesn't even work for me on my GNU/Linux machine because I don't have flash. This might be the final push I needed to abandon that cesspit once and for all.

669 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7770 14:51

>>667
It collects a lot of information about your computer now too.

670 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7770 15:58

>>667,668
Wow, people still go on 4chan?

671 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7770 16:05

>>670
Less and less, but for a long time I was almost addicted to the instant gratification of hitting the "update" button and immediately seeing new posts in a thread I was following. I think it's the same reason a lot of people are still there.

672 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7770 16:49

>>669
How?

673 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7770 22:28

My dwarves, my precious dwarves.

674 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7771 06:36

I AM THE NIGGA MONK!

675 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7771 10:39

>>672
read the terms of service
it doesn't say how it does it, but it does collect a lot of stuff

676 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7771 14:06

Apparently there's a porno called "Whores D'oeurvre". Classy!

677 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7771 17:23

A girlfriend? I wouldn't know what to do with it.

678 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7771 18:12

"Starring Harry Goaz"

Huh huh huh huh huh, hey Beavis, he said "Harry Goaz", huh huh huh

679 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7772 12:02

Dammit, I really need to start packing.

680 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7772 12:43

fuck

681 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7772 14:26

train ASMR

682 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7772 14:39

Sweet potatoes.

683 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7772 19:07

Adventure!

684 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7772 21:54

listening to trap music ironically

685 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7773 05:24

i can't write this proposal. i'm going to spend the rest of my life wallowing in mediocrity instead.

686 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7773 06:31

>>684
I was really disappointed when I found out that trap music isn't music about cute boys wearing girl's clothes.

687 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7773 07:06

I've just given up entirely on trying to have privacy in the digital realm.
There are backdoors in encryption, backdoors in open source software, backdoors in systemd, backdoors in proprietary software, backdoors or workarounds in everything.
I'm just going to give up. I'm going to live my life assuming that someone can and is monitoring me. Maybe not personally, but with software that analyzes what I'm doing with massive storage in the Utah Data Center and advanced algorithms determining what my data means and what to do with it.
The dystopian future is here to stay and it'll never get better.
At least I can hope for a nuclear winter.
Even though things are bad and they'll never get better, at least I can hope for destruction. The world is shit. It no longer deserves to exist.

688 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7773 10:34

HAGURUMA WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MAWARUUUUUUUUUUUUU YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

689 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7773 10:39

>>686
Likewise.

690 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7773 17:37

>>687
Good encryption, implemented properly, works. If you have found backdoors in FOSS code, prove it by reporting it. (Though I'm staying away from systemd myself as well.)

http://twister.net.co
https://bitmessage.org/wiki/Main_Page
https://tox.im
https://www.dyne.org/software/tomb/
https://www.enigmail.net/home/index.php

691 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7773 17:40

>>686 Ditto

692 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7773 17:44

>>687 I agree, I've been writing really rude letters to Kim Jong-un and signing them from David Cameron in the hope he gets mad and bombs him/us

693 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7773 22:56

BREATHE!

694 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7773 23:10

fart

695 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7773 23:18

Everything is terrifying all the time.

696 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7773 23:39

"A lot of these are just a penis. This one is Spider-Man's penis."

697 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7774 01:05

I mean, all I've done today is hurriedly pack half my worldly belongings into a suitcase, travel piecewise a couple of hundred miles and then spend a few hours kludging my computer into a usable state - and it's already bedtime! Where does the time go?

698 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7774 08:45

>>697
Where did you go?

699 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7774 08:49

>>698
They gay homo hotel

700 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7774 12:25

>>698
To the distant North, where the sun barely rises, where it is too cold to snow, and where there are no hotels - not even for gay homos.

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