[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#15] (999)

1 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7673 12:16

Previously:
#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#12 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/-255,257-
#13 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
#14 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1395672319/

401 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7744 14:40

microsoft word? more like microsoft turd

402 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7744 20:35

First try to communicate with human.

403 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7744 21:17

Shan't.

404 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7744 23:18

Note to self, when the Easy Cheese starts making popping noises, it's only good for two or three more Triscuits worth of cheese food product before it makes a loud explosive farty noise and becomes useless.

405 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7745 00:48

>>400
Th-- that's not true, I--

( *;_;)

406 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7745 05:57

( ß ƒŽß) IT'S SNOWING!!

407 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7745 07:09

SAoVQ + shitposting = DQN

408 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7745 07:17

>>407
it's the same three or four guys on both boards, anyway
DQN is more fun but SAoVQ doesn't have the perpetually mistyped captcha that makes me want to punch kittens

409 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7745 09:31

DQN + unnecessary drama = SAoVQ

410 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7745 10:56

>>407
GJ proving your own point.

411 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7745 15:28

NARENAI

412 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7745 17:00

Just the letter f.

413 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7745 17:22

Where the fuck is my cardigan?

414 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7745 20:43

>>413
homo!

415 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7745 21:23

>>414
What? My cardigan is in the highest occupied molecular orbital? What are you talking about?

416 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7746 00:15

"But really, you've just been fooled, like biting into chocolate-covered shit."

417 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7746 05:09

>>415
shut up, faggot

418 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7746 10:27

I need to get an oil change but I don't feel like going to the mechanic, especially when he will try to rip me off and claim that something expensive is broken even when it's not

419 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7746 13:43

The human body was not made for shift work.

420 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7746 18:09

It's already too late.

421 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7747 12:11

I wish I had a sandwich or something to go with this.

422 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7747 12:40

How does existence feel for the rest of you?

423 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7747 14:13

>>418
0. Be next to vehicle

  1. Remove oil
  2. Dispose of oil
  3. Get new oil
  4. Put new oil in vehicle

424 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7747 15:54

Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

425 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7747 19:16

Yes, I can see why that inebriated 14th century troubadour would be so fond of this here dough. Eh?

426 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7747 20:11

rei-mast

427 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7747 20:50

No! It's impossible! There aren't even any x-1 terms in any of the equations!

428 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7748 15:29

I really hope nobody in this library is looking over their shoulder at my screen.

429 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7749 04:28

It smells like dust and moonlight.

430 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7749 04:49

my penis hurts

431 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7749 12:28

Sometimes I think about starting a blog but then I remember that no one would care about what I have to say and that no one reads blogs anymore anyway.

432 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7749 13:15

>>431 http://greystravels.tumblr.com is a pretty cool blog

433 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7749 17:42

An occluded front... in my heart.

434 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7750 00:41

I fully condone playing with knives.

435 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7750 16:21

>>432
I'm envious of its owner in a strange way. I'm stuck in my house instead.

436 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7750 16:50

Equilibrium is for boring people.

437 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7750 20:14

I'm failing a class.

438 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7750 21:05

Where is Sandoval?

439 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7751 04:18

Why not

440 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7751 06:54

So this one time on another board a guy drew a sword that was meant to be an "Elf Rapier" but when he labeled it he missed the "i".

Just felt like sharing.

441 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7751 17:21

I think I might've won.

442 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7751 21:21

I'm eating a cute girl's homemade fudge.

443 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7751 21:59

>>442 admit it, you made that sound lewd on purpose.

444 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7751 22:05

I had a cute girl eat my nachos.

445 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7751 22:11

>>443
I did! And I'd do it again!

446 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7752 05:14

when you use > to quote someone in IRC it kind of looks like a fish
like

><%faggot> I am a faggot

447 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7752 07:27

><J e s u s>

448 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7752 17:12

Although I'm against abortion on principle, I'm actually fine with liberals having all the abortions they can. KILL ALL THE LIBERAL BABIES, LIBERALS!

449 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7752 17:44

>>448
On what principle?

450 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7752 17:54

>>449 They're pro babykilling, so I'm encouraging them to live the dream :)

451 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7752 18:06

>>450
No, I mean, on what principle are you against abortion? I'm curious.

452 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7752 18:13

>>451
I can't condone killing babies.

453 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7752 19:27

Can someone talk shit about Deeprak Chopra? I ebjoy it.

454 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7752 20:18

>>453 That asshole stole my television!

455 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7752 21:31

I need a vasectomy.

456 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7752 21:34

>>448
Go away Shii.

457 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7752 22:07

access control lists

458 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7752 23:58

What the hell is that sound?

459 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7753 04:59

>>458
it was I, DIO

460 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7753 09:18

bronson should be renamed tom hardy's penis flopping around becasue that's all it was

also tahnaks scotch you were grewt

461 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7753 11:31

Strange things lurk beneath my bed.

462 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7753 13:31

Oh, man! Fast cars are going about Abu Dhabi in the final GP of this year!

463 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7753 13:33

Are you really satisfied with such a pathetic state of affairs, or have you only convinced yourself that you are?

464 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7753 16:05

Grey is not gay in any sense of the word, so don't spell it like it is.

465 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7753 19:28

Gery Oak is not gay in any sense of the word, so don't spell him like he is.

466 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7753 22:38

Tomorrow has been cancelled.

467 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7754 00:38

There's no shame.

468 Name: ✧!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7754 20:19

Nerd-sniped by Nintendo.

469 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7755 01:40

The adventure starts, and then off you go!

470 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7755 18:05

Life is the most beautiful and most terrifying thing I know of.

471 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7755 18:23

I haven't slept for ten days because that would be too long

472 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7755 19:48

Warmth

473 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7755 19:57

What's the point in a circle?

474 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7755 21:21

Well, that's just ____.

475 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7755 21:28

yeah

476 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7756 04:15

Chinese dentist time, Tooth-hurty

477 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7756 04:15

Attempting to disprove my immortality would be illegal.

(captcha: shreck)

478 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7756 13:49

DECREASE

479 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7756 16:04

The Unholy Citadel has silently vanished back into the roiling mists from whence it came...

480 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7756 18:52

Do not go quietly from that citadel, fight fight against the dying of the bees.

481 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7756 20:00

I'm looking forward to that particular girl telling me she hates me.

482 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7756 20:28

>>480
But how? How can we fight for something that never existed?

483 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7756 21:37

>>482
How can we not fight for something that never existed? It's a better holyland than Mecca or Zion.

484 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7757 04:03

masturbating to American Apparel ads: it's easier than you'd think

485 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7757 04:11

>>484 legalize gay ;)

486 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7757 05:06

I will conquer Arcanus

487 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7757 05:26

Sometimes I wonder if Mike Matei is using makeup in these videos or if it's just weird lighting

488 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7757 05:31

I wonder if I'm the only socially awkward loser who loves to cruise around for fun at late at night. I don't even go anywhere specifically, I just drive for the sake of driving.

489 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7757 06:00

cram it in the stink

490 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7757 08:00

I read a creepy comment on an ASMR video so I clicked the link to the guy's Youtube profile so I could see what other kinds of things he'd been up to. Just looking for red flags, because I'm bored, can't sleep, and I'm fascinated with weird people.
Turns out he hasn't uploaded anything at all, but he likes ASMR videos. Nothing but ASMR videos. No music. No funny videos. No Let's Plays. No viral "fail" videos. No anything. He only "likes" ASMR videos on Youtube. Nothing else at all.
His "Discussion" section on his profile showed a comment from an ASMR video uploader thanking him for his comment. Apparently he leaves lots of these long-winded, creepy comments about how much he adores "ASMRtists" (people who make ASMR recordings).
So this guy really, really likes ASMR. I kind of like ASMR, but this guy loves it. Not in a healthy way. In an I-feel-uncomfortable-looking-at-this-guy's-red-flag-filled-profile kind of way.
I did some more investigation. He had a link to a blog. I clicked it.
So many giant walls of text, one of which was about divorce.
I didn't even read it all. It was just so incoherent and pointlessly long.
But I did realize something.
This guy didn't watch ASMR videos for relaxation.
He wanted to simulate pillow talk.
He missed his wife.
He probably couldn't take being alone anymore. Divorce must be tough.
I wonder if he wears headphones when he goes to sleep.
Maybe he starts up an ASMR video and listens to it in bed, pretending it's his wife.
Maybe he pretends that he isn't divorced.
I feel so sad for this guy.

491 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7757 12:38

>>490
Urban Dictionary says this stands for "Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response".

What?

492 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7757 13:13

I am such a treehugger.

493 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7757 13:17

I always have trouble remembering if "high ID" or "low ID" is the good one on eMule. Can't they just say "port open" or "port closed"?

494 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7757 16:20

>>491
Well, you're about to have the time of your life.
Protip: Japanese lewd ASMR is best ASMR.

>>493
Do people even use that still?

495 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7757 17:00

Do I even deserve these cranberries?

496 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7757 18:03

>>490
Someone needs to show him the movie Her.

497 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7757 18:36

>>494
Re: 491
Well I went and looked at this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4z1FeYcD5g
Not because I'm into nurse/medical stuff but just because I liked her makeup. I'm still not sure I get it, is this supposed to psyche me out into feeling sensations or something?

Well, at least it's not that "hypnotize me into a faggot" stuff I guess. And it's probably more genuinely pleasant than lying in bed listening to Mr. Creepypasta et al like I usually do.

Re: 493
Approximately 358,400 of them according to the report on the status bar. How accurate that actually is, fuck if I know. Anyway you're missing out. I think the person that got it most aptly was the one that said BitTorrent is good for new/mainstream stuff, while eMule is better for old/obscure stuff but you wait longer to download. It's certainly the best oldschool filesharing thing out of any that I know of; Gnutella is full of fakes and spam these days, Gnutella2 was only ever really supported by Shareaza and we all know Shareaza kind of sucks, IRC has its diehards but you have to be in the know to get to the good channels, and some people swear by Usenet but paying for server access to pirate stuff seems like defeating the purpose and getting things as a godzillion split up .rar pieces is retarded.

As an aside, I'm still kind of astounded that BitTorrent did as well as it has. I remember thinking when it first came out "So we're going to trade P2P networking for centralization on an openly displayed website that acts as a single point of failure to be taken down? That's like the stupidest thing ever." I guess the "hey bro we only index these files, not distribute them" defense works, somehow, most of the time.

498 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7757 18:37

"edit: sorry for double post"
About 413,000 results (0.73 seconds)

499 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7757 21:10

It feels like one of my teeth has moved slightly out of place, yet it's not loose in the slightest. Or is it that my tongue has gotten bigger?

500 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7757 21:26

What do you call fantasy that isn't like LotR or Conan or fairy tales but is just plain weird and trippy, sort of like Alice in Wonderland or Super Mario Bros.? With shrooms everywhere and made-up creatures that aren't lifted from old myths or Tolkien?

Somehow I don't think "stoner fantasy" is quite right.

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