[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#15]

[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#15] (999)

1 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7673 12:16 [Del]

301 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7727 01:08 [Del]

Captain Manlove, he's so awesome, and really really really really, really gay

302 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7727 10:25 [Del]

I just came up with a joke and I feel the need to share it.

Did you hear about the unsteady, caffeine addicted fluid dynamicist?
He had tea dependence!

303 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7727 14:47 [Del]

Reading Murakami, all his protagonists seem to be sort of lazy alcoholic divorced or almost divorced dudes in their 30s.

304 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7727 17:11 [Del]

i engaged in lesbian activities this weekend ahhhhhh
dating got so much better after college

305 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7727 17:25 [Del]

>>303
I think a couple of his short stories (and 1Q84) have female protagonists, but yeah, I know what you mean. Anyway, which of his books are you reading? A Wild Sheep Chase and Hard-Boiled Wonderland and the End of the World are my favourites.

306 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7727 18:43 [Del]

>>305 I read A Wild Sheep Chase and liked it. I started The Wind-Up Bird Chronicles but haven't gotten back to it because it's a bit much to follow along with all the studying I have to do. Right now I'm reading some of his short stories in a collection called The Elephant Vanishes. All good stuff.

I think I connect better with Murakami's work because I see some of myself in his protagonists. That probably isn't such a great thing.

307 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7728 06:01 [Del]

>>306
I also started with the three books you mentioned. They are all good. But then I discovered I didn't like anything else he wrote... Sputnik Sweetheart was especially bad, in my opinion.

308 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7728 16:55 [Del]

ACQUIRE VICTUALS

309 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7728 23:03 [Del]

We should keep the pre-teens in pubicles until they mature.

310 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7729 19:40 [Del]

I tried to bump the DEMANDING thread but I couldn't find a PGP client that was easy to use on OSX. It looks possible with Mail.app but I hate Mail.app.

311 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7729 22:33 [Del]

I hate you, internet.

312 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7730 00:29 [Del]

I hope someone likes our split.

313 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7730 01:40 [Del]

>>312
Is it banana?

314 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7730 04:01 [Del]

>>307
not the person you were replying to, but hard-boiled wonderland and wind-up bird were the only two notably good ones i've read. norwegian wood is ok (if you can deal with a protagonist that he's not even pretending isn't him). sputnik sweetheart wasn't very good; i agree.

315 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7730 05:15 [Del]

Obongo is fucking shit

316 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7730 14:05 [Del]

>>314 I definitely get the feeling that a lot of Murakami's protagonists are more or less him, even though I've only read a few of his works. I don't think it's a big deal, just funny.

I've heard a lot of people really didn't like 1Q84. Anyone read that?

317 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7730 14:18 [Del]

>>316
I read it a while back. I remember it as being fairly long and a bit rambly, but with some genuinely really nicely done parts to it.

318 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7730 14:46 [Del]

What's Kemal Atatürk's favorite drink?

Armenian geno-cider!

319 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7730 23:08 [Del]

yeah in your FACE fagbutt

320 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7731 01:04 [Del]

I want to punch anzu in her stupid smug FACE

YEAH

321 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7731 12:59 [Del]

Is it appropriate to have sex with the best friend?

322 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7731 17:54 [Del]

>>313
melt-banana?

323 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7731 18:08 [Del]

>>321
only if they're best girl

324 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7731 19:28 [Del]

>>321
Only if you can get them to dress as a girl for you.

325 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7731 22:55 [Del]

Peni is the plural of penus. If you have a penus, or, goodness forbid, multiple peni, please report to the proper authorities immediately.

326 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7732 01:08 [Del]

I found Jack
http://boards.rotbrc.com/wtf/src/141475851230.gif

327 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7732 04:34 [Del]

>>316
I liked 1Q84 but it feels more like it's trying to be the kind of murakami that sells books than it is trying to be literature. I enjoyed it. The kind of murakami that sells books isn't so bad, and i'm a sucker for drawn out romance. I also was really isolated when i read it and i think that made it more relatable.

328 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7732 12:08 [Del]

Define Spanish flu in terms of A and B.

329 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7732 20:52 [Del]

There's something fishy about this carbonara.

330 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7733 05:21 [Del]

poopis

331 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7733 09:08 [Del]

>>327
While Murakami's always maintained that fame is something he's not striving for I think he's embraced it quite readily.
1Q84 was one of the more mass-market books he's produced: surreal enough to entice but not enough to alienate, and with enough Western influence to appeal to his fans.

I don't think he's 'sold out'; rather, I think he's changing his style, pointing his intense emotional gaze outwards rather than inwards.

However Tsukuru Tazaki is just plain crap, and I'm disappointed in him.

332 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7733 12:51 [Del]

And why should you be exempt?

333 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7733 14:44 [Del]

I was about to post in /code/ but then I didn't.
Why is the intersection between programming interests and text boards always a shitfest?

334 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7733 15:41 [Del]

http://www.marriedtothesea.com/index.php?date=092712
But is it organic?

335 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7733 20:17 [Del]

From you according to your abilities,
To me according to my needs.

This Marx shit sounds pretty cush.

336 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7733 23:03 [Del]

>>335
Do to others what others do to you.

337 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7734 12:46 [Del]

LOVE LOVE LOVE

338 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7734 17:01 [Del]

And here I thought "purple drank" referred to some sort of soda pop.

339 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7734 19:20 [Del]

My pregnant sister (of >>/856 fame) is currently giving birth. It sounds gross and scary and I'm glad I'm several hundred miles away.

340 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7734 20:55 [Del]

I wish I had a massive penis
not even practical
just like
BAM
there it is
all weighty and huge
big enough to play baseball with when I'm hard

341 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7734 21:40 [Del]

It's not the same except
While what I mean is that
Everything still changes.

342 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7734 21:46 [Del]

Oh, looks like she's done spawning. I guess I'm an uncle now.

343 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7734 21:47 [Del]

Get it up, and we'll get along.

344 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7735 14:27 [Del]

Religious equality: all religions are equally bad.

345 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7735 14:51 [Del]

A big poop came out of my butt.

346 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7735 16:22 [Del]

I don't want to explode.

347 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7736 03:38 [Del]

Why is it okay for US to support fighters in Syria, but it is not okay for Russia to do the same? Worse, US blindly supports various armed groups with whom it seemingly has similar goals now.
Next thing, Kurds will try to tear bits off Iraq and Turkey and it will be another "freedom fight".

348 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7736 04:20 [Del]

because russia is mean

349 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7736 05:10 [Del]

YAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

350 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7736 05:13 [Del]

gaynus

351 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7736 12:35 [Del]

I don't understand you.

352 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7736 14:26 [Del]

>>347 In the Kurds defense, the Turks I've met on IRC were pretty much filth.

353 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7736 14:57 [Del]

FUCK YEAH today's a good day

354 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7736 15:36 [Del]

>>352
Agreed, they are the worst laggers in video games.

355 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7736 15:50 [Del]

let's ∫.

356 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7736 15:51 [Del]

Hopefully my boss still won't arrive today, cause I haven't done shit all week.

357 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7736 18:01 [Del]

I took some cold medicine and now I feel woozy y'aaaaaalll

358 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7736 18:08 [Del]

penis in the anus

359 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7736 19:40 [Del]

sleep and stop procrastinating you stupid fuck

360 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7736 23:07 [Del]

>>359 sleepin's cheatin'

361 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7737 00:23 [Del]

I really wish meatspace would stop interfering with my update schedule.

362 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7737 03:38 [Del]

I just bought a lego catalog from 1992 on ebay. Just to bring back some childhood memories, you know?

363 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7737 12:19 [Del]

Waking up in the orphanage.

364 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7737 17:39 [Del]

niggers tongue my anus

365 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7737 21:20 [Del]

No, my finger. It doesn't go through.

366 Name: 😽 : 1993-09-7739 03:28 [Del]

🐱😺🐱😸😹

367 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7739 05:04 [Del]

WELCOME TO THE
NIGREALM

368 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7739 11:54 [Del]

What the nutsack?

369 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7739 13:08 [Del]

You piece of shit.

370 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7739 17:38 [Del]

If I unpin dqn and saovq, will I get more done?

371 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7739 19:20 [Del]

>>370
No, unless you read old threads all the time. You'll probably wonder "Where did DQN go?" and you'll keep opening more and more tabs with it.

372 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7739 20:22 [Del]

I had an idea for a thread while showering this morning, but I don't want to post it because I'm honestly afraid of what the rest of you would post in it.

373 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7740 08:14 [Del]

>>372
what's the worst that could happen?

374 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7740 11:07 [Del]

>>372 Post your new thread idea in the new thread ideas thread. Sometimes* they become reality. Search the threads for'shark jump'.

_{^{*this happened once}}

375 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7740 22:24 [Del]

So, the USSR had a hammer and sickle. Apparently the DPRK has hammer, sickle and dildo.

376 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7740 23:31 [Del]

I can't believe the Control Tower saga has come to an end...it was the greatest game I've ever had the honor of playing!

377 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7740 23:51 [Del]

>>373 The worst? Finding out I'm not the most d-

you know, I've already said too much.

378 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7741 05:13 [Del]

ITT we post our most depraved fantasies

379 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7741 12:37 [Del]

たまに日本語で思う。

380 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7741 15:17 [Del]

ITT the previous poster is fucking disgusting.

381 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7741 15:39 [Del]

>>380
失礼ね。

382 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7741 16:45 [Del]

my tummy hurts.
fuck.

383 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7741 18:45 [Del]

At its heart, The Hobbit is really about a bunch of muscular hairy dudebros camping together and obsessing about jewelry.

384 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7741 19:01 [Del]

monkey cheese

385 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7741 19:51 [Del]

>>384 Munky cheez!

386 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7741 20:39 [Del]

But what about monkey banana?

387 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7742 04:30 [Del]

Get a load of these fucking bunts!

388 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7742 19:34 [Del]

suck the beef of my swollen scrotum

389 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7742 20:10 [Del]

Actually, I am a tree.

390 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7742 23:29 [Del]

Anyone else bored with this whole Feminism thing? It's all the same shit over and over and over.

391 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7743 00:14 [Del]

>>390
I think there's still a long way to go toward gender equality.

392 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7743 02:53 [Del]

Yeah, but when the guys finally catch up, then what?

393 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7743 06:25 [Del]

I'm very sleepy.

394 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7743 19:06 [Del]

You know what, Paypal? Keep my money for five days. Or seven. Hell, what about a month? It's not like I have rent to pay or bills or anything. And keep using the excuse that "banking regulations" require the hold for a whole week, even though none of your employees can explain what regulation requires that or why. I'm sure it's actually because of banking regulations and that you're not just making shit up.

I hope you get a stocking full of shit for Christmas, Paypal. Go fuck yourselves.

395 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7743 19:09 [Del]

Get their debit card, whiny mcwhineybaby

396 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7743 19:17 [Del]

>>390 I'm okay with it if we're talking about economic equality, glass ceiling and stuff like that. It's also legitimate if we're talking about horrific practices like female circumcision (although I'm against male circumcision as well, it's mutilation too, after all.)

What I'm sick of is the cultural equality issues tumblr SJW types love to talk about, like depictions of women in comics and video games. Apparently it's a lot more important that the rights of fictional characters are protected than those of actual people. Who cares if some consumers want games featuring all the female characters being busty and wearing skin-tight clothes or bikinis or whatever? Does that really hurt anyone? A lot of those consumers don't tend to leave the house that often anyway.

397 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7743 19:19 [Del]

>>395 I don't want another card. Why don't you go fuck yourself as well?

398 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7743 21:57 [Del]

Woah guy, calm down.

399 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7744 00:16 [Del]

Yeah PainPal is a load of bollocks. Wish more places would start taking Amazon Payments.

400 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7744 01:20 [Del]

>>396
You don't leave your fucking house, you asshole.

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