[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#15]

[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#15] (999)

1 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7673 12:16 [Del]

201 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7709 21:02 [Del]

>>200
Neither did I. I've taken a break and just kept postponing it for more than a year already.

202 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7709 21:04 [Del]

I have too much of internet.

203 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7709 21:06 [Del]

>>199
That's more than 22 years away.

204 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7710 16:54 [Del]

It's beautiful.

205 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7710 17:15 [Del]

>>199
god damn that site is depressing in ways I can't even begin to catalogue

206 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7710 22:28 [Del]

How many variables is too many variables?

207 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7711 01:35 [Del]

>>206 Any more than six is too many.

208 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7711 02:47 [Del]

>>206 One. If all state was immutable there would be no Ebola.

209 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7711 05:27 [Del]

You probably want to pet me.

210 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7711 05:41 [Del]

>>209
why

211 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7711 15:41 [Del]

>>208
The existence of a variable doesn't imply mutable state, silly!
I am a fan of Ebola's album made from Predator sound clips.

212 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7711 19:00 [Del]

I am very ill.

213 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7711 19:05 [Del]

my penis hurts

214 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7711 19:23 [Del]

Yesterday I plugged a thumbdrive into the back of a TV to watch a movie.

We're living in the future.

215 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7711 21:20 [Del]

I feel good about bumping 10 threads with "that's what your mom said" posts.

216 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7711 22:27 [Del]

Did I post that? It does seem like the sort of thing I would post.

217 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7712 01:10 [Del]

fuck SAoVQ

218 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7712 14:42 [Del]

7712 is a nice number.

219 Name: ✧!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7712 19:10 [Del]

>>210
sweetness

220 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7712 19:58 [Del]

smoke caulk

221 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7712 20:13 [Del]

>>220
I love it when the goo comes out of my caulk tube.

222 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7712 21:02 [Del]

Blinking feverous.

223 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7713 05:49 [Del]

I'm so sleepy.

224 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7713 07:01 [Del]

The longer I live, the less I find myself able to tolerate other people.

225 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7713 07:40 [Del]

How will I ever have porridge again?

226 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7713 17:54 [Del]

You're not getting it. I DON'T CARE who you like to rub your genitals on. I NEVER WILL care either, so your constant attempts to bring the subject up just make me want to empty a can of mace in your eyes. Shut up about it already.

227 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7713 18:03 [Del]

>>226
rubs a dick on your forehead

228 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7713 20:01 [Del]

>>227
It's people like you what cause unrest.

229 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7713 20:22 [Del]

I ' m   s o r r y

230 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7713 21:19 [Del]

fag

231 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7713 21:42 [Del]

kimi ga kimi dattakara

232 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7714 04:45 [Del]

>>226
I rub my dick on expensive shit
I rub my dick on expensive shit
I rub my dick on expensive shit

233 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7714 15:34 [Del]

There's a girl smiling tenderly, but she's also sort of dissolving, and her hair is made of differential equations.

234 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7714 16:30 [Del]

I want to wax myself.

235 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7714 19:24 [Del]

i want somebody else to wax me, but not some rando

236 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7714 20:16 [Del]

Illness is never fun, but I have been enjoying my bizarre and vivid fever dreams. My personal favourite was the one where a huge white butterfly (some sort of Pieridae?) appeared out of nowhere and tried to climb into my left eye. It got caught on my glasses, and I was trying to reason with it, saying "No, butterfly, my eye is not a good place for you to be. There is nothing you want in my eye." But gosh darn, that was one determined butterfly. In the end, I managed to take my glasses off very slowly, with the butterfly still perched on the lens. I don't really remember what happened after that.

237 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7715 00:13 [Del]

Why are blacks inferior to other humans?

238 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7715 01:01 [Del]

I'm bored with the VERB all the NOWNS meme. It's already played out.

239 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7715 03:12 [Del]

>>237
They aren't, women are.

240 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7715 07:45 [Del]

What do I jerk it to today

241 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7715 14:59 [Del]

I will obliterate you.

242 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7715 16:18 [Del]

>>238

I'm bored with everything trying to push Frozen into my life. Gosh dang it, I do not want to watch some kid's movie about a woman who shoves icicles up her cunt

243 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7715 16:27 [Del]

>>238
This sounds like a meme that was never funny to begin with.

244 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7715 17:43 [Del]

Losing eeeeevvvveeeerrrryyyyttthhiiiinnnngggg

245 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7715 19:16 [Del]

>>243
You're correct.

246 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7715 20:46 [Del]

It doesn't mean anything.

247 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7715 23:16 [Del]

projectile defecation

248 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7716 01:46 [Del]

>>242
I know people who seem to be happy, but I don't think I'll ever be happy. I think I'm going to work and be stressed and drink and be henpecked until the day I die. My only hope is that there is an afterlife and that misery accumulated in life on Earth can be cashed in for fabulous prizes after the sweet release of death.

249 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7716 01:48 [Del]

>>242
I don't know why I replied to you with the above post. I didn't intend to. But I should say that I also don't understand the whole Frozen deal.

250 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7716 13:32 [Del]

Stop thinking.

251 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7716 13:47 [Del]

penis

252 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7716 19:02 [Del]

I hate it when people have laptops with loud keyboards. The kind that taps every fucking keystroke so loud you can make out each one individually from across the library and you can tell how many lines the typer has written because they really bang on the Enter key. I think a part of it is also that these people contribute to the noise by banging on the tapitty keys with their fingers. I really fucking hate it, it is irritating.

If you type like this in a library, I hate you. Yes, you, reading this right now. Asshole.

253 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7717 11:59 [Del]

I posted on another board.

254 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7717 12:38 [Del]

>>238,242,243,245
SHARPEN ALL THE EDGES

255 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7717 13:50 [Del]

I want to sound cool and say I haven't been on DQN for a year because I got a life, but that would be an outright lie.

256 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7717 17:21 [Del]

I want to start freelance writing instead of the freelance 3D work I do now. Not because I like writing, but more that I want a lighter laptop for working, and writing doesn't require a lot of horsepower.

Does that make sense?

257 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7717 17:28 [Del]

Rules for the toilet in Sochi:

258 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7717 19:52 [Del]

Is it "Free For All", >>257? Two guys are crossing the streams, somebody is shitting into urinal (and somebody else does it on the floor), blowjobs, piss, cum and blood everywhere?

259 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7718 04:10 [Del]

How come the US got away with murdering thousands of civilians in atomic bombings without even saying "sorry", but Russo-Japanese relationships sink every time some official visits Kurils despite of USSR kicking Imperial Army's ass (but gently!) during operation in Manchuria?

260 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7718 06:42 [Del]

かわいいってそんな事、言っちゃうダメです
da dan da da dan da da
da da da da dan da da

261 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7718 17:09 [Del]

>>260
God damn it! Now it's stuck in my head!

262 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7718 22:56 [Del]

Everything's going to be okay.

263 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7719 13:34 [Del]

It's as though everyone was told to come to a certain place at a certain time, so they turn up, and then nothing happens. Everyone is just standing around awkwardly or muttering nervously to one another. Eventually people start getting hungry, or tired, or really need the toilet, so they leave; at the same time, more and more people keep trickling in, and they always ask the people who were there before them what's going on and why they're there, without getting any meaningful answer.

Yes, that's what life is like.

264 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7720 05:26 [Del]

leaky gay anus

265 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7720 15:43 [Del]

Ointments the oink The To Opinion boxes box The Change the to Lopsided leprechaun and is To Another quoted and one and half the to Klaus to azalea all jocularity is in About workouts to Workout To Workouts To Workout To Workouts To Workout It jam and good little Lot Little Good Lot Little Good Lot Little Good Little Lot Good Little Lot Week the I I To

266 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7720 15:49 [Del]

>>256 it makes some kind of sense, but if you don't like writing it's going to be the worst job in the world for you. Have fun!

267 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7720 16:38 [Del]

How do I get started in one of those freelance/self-employed jobs to begin with?!

268 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7720 18:56 [Del]

>>267 with writing, working for content mills is a good way to start out. Most of them pay shit or have asshole editors who will wring you out over a misplaced comma or on subjective stylistic points. Some of them have both. But it's a good way to make quick money and get practice.

Starting a blog and putting up examples of your writing can also be a good idea. You can try to attract clients or make money through pay-per-click ad setups like Google Adsense. The only problem with those deals is that you have to get like 100,000 hits to make anywhere near a decent amount. I see people getting all excited over getting a $30 check from Google for the month. I can't even pay my electric bill with that. The fact is there are plenty of shekels to be had in online writing, but they take a lot of work to get your hands on. If you have a strong handle on SEO, though, it could work out for you.

If you're looking at writing for magazines, I don't know anything about that. It probably helps to have a really strong online presence first.

269 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7720 21:13 [Del]

>working for content mills is a good way to start out. Most of them pay shit or have asshole editors who will wring you out over a misplaced comma or on subjective stylistic points. Some of them have both. But it's a good way to make quick money and get practice.

They generally also mostly want articles written on the most boring-ass topics imaginable, in my experience.

270 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7721 03:43 [Del]

"つ
ω

271 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7721 03:50 [Del]

yay more Markiplier pole dancing

272 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7721 06:38 [Del]

huaaaaaah why am I such a dork I long for the past and don't know how to move on move on move on and person posting random letters malicious or not troll what fish on bed why did I buy such a large container of ginger ale now it made me really fucking smashehhhhhhed

273 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7721 06:40 [Del]

Oops, that was supposed to go in the POST WHILE DRUNK thread.

274 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7721 10:17 [Del]

Well I certainly don't feel as though I was just in a burning building.

275 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7721 16:00 [Del]

>>269 also true. If you're an aspiring writer looking for fast money I hope you like writing about roof tile companies in Passaic, NJ or slot machines in New Zealand. Interesting stuff is harder to find work in.

276 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7721 16:42 [Del]

I love you Ebola-chan!
Sit on my face Ebola-chan!

277 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7721 22:20 [Del]

Put layer of cubed ice in bowl
Put layer of crushed ice on top of cubed ice
Drizzle water on top

Water sundae! Because you can't afford ice cream :(

278 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7722 02:31 [Del]

>>276 that's called queening

279 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7722 14:39 [Del]

Szeretettel várunk.

280 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7722 21:24 [Del]

I'm starved of imported Japanese memes. Those were so good...

281 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7722 22:25 [Del]

I have absolutely no idea what this is.

282 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7722 23:02 [Del]

I need to poo

283 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7722 23:10 [Del]

>>280
ayy lmao is better

284 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7723 00:00 [Del]

fag

285 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7723 11:18 [Del]

>>276
I tried to find some nurse outfit facesitting doujinshi to fap to after seeing this post and there are surprisingly not many.

286 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7723 12:01 [Del]

Should I disable autofocus confirmation beep?

287 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7723 17:34 [Del]

Got a bad headache and the fucking cat wants to play Chasey Fighty Bitey. Argh.

288 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7723 18:24 [Del]

face sitting is nasty

289 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7724 01:40 [Del]

I had dinner with my lesbian crush, so I'm pretty happy! Long live unrequited love!

290 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7724 03:08 [Del]

carefully place a condor on your penis

291 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7724 16:36 [Del]

A story about tulips.

292 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7724 17:27 [Del]

>>285
That is surprising. Did you find any?

293 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7725 06:49 [Del]

Lick this toad to turn it into a multi-coloured space horse w/ both sets of human genitals

294 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7725 10:14 [Del]

loli butts

295 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7725 12:18 [Del]

I've been busy for a couple of weeks. Nothing seems to have changed here since. I enjoy that.

296 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7725 21:51 [Del]

Air pressure sucks.

297 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7726 00:43 [Del]

>>292
I did not

298 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7726 00:50 [Del]

I shouldn't have gotten drunk AND high, but society tells me it's okay to do so on a Saturday night!

299 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7726 18:11 [Del]

What the fuck is wrong with this girl?

300 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7726 19:56 [Del]

whores and bitches

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