[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#15]

[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#15] (999)

1 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7673 12:16 [Del]

450 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7752 17:54 [Del]

>>449 They're pro babykilling, so I'm encouraging them to live the dream :)

451 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7752 18:06 [Del]

>>450
No, I mean, on what principle are you against abortion? I'm curious.

452 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7752 18:13 [Del]

>>451
I can't condone killing babies.

453 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7752 19:27 [Del]

Can someone talk shit about Deeprak Chopra? I ebjoy it.

454 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7752 20:18 [Del]

>>453 That asshole stole my television!

455 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7752 21:31 [Del]

I need a vasectomy.

456 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7752 21:34 [Del]

>>448
Go away Shii.

457 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7752 22:07 [Del]

access control lists

458 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7752 23:58 [Del]

What the hell is that sound?

459 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7753 04:59 [Del]

>>458
it was I, DIO

460 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7753 09:18 [Del]

bronson should be renamed tom hardy's penis flopping around becasue that's all it was

also tahnaks scotch you were grewt

461 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7753 11:31 [Del]

Strange things lurk beneath my bed.

462 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7753 13:31 [Del]

Oh, man! Fast cars are going about Abu Dhabi in the final GP of this year!

463 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7753 13:33 [Del]

Are you really satisfied with such a pathetic state of affairs, or have you only convinced yourself that you are?

464 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7753 16:05 [Del]

Grey is not gay in any sense of the word, so don't spell it like it is.

465 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7753 19:28 [Del]

Gery Oak is not gay in any sense of the word, so don't spell him like he is.

466 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7753 22:38 [Del]

Tomorrow has been cancelled.

467 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7754 00:38 [Del]

There's no shame.

468 Name: ✧!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7754 20:19 [Del]

Nerd-sniped by Nintendo.

469 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7755 01:40 [Del]

The adventure starts, and then off you go!

470 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7755 18:05 [Del]

Life is the most beautiful and most terrifying thing I know of.

471 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7755 18:23 [Del]

I haven't slept for ten days because that would be too long

472 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7755 19:48 [Del]

Warmth

473 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7755 19:57 [Del]

What's the point in a circle?

474 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7755 21:21 [Del]

Well, that's just ____.

475 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7755 21:28 [Del]

yeah

476 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7756 04:15 [Del]

Chinese dentist time, Tooth-hurty

477 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7756 04:15 [Del]

Attempting to disprove my immortality would be illegal.

(captcha: shreck)

478 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7756 13:49 [Del]

DECREASE

479 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7756 16:04 [Del]

The Unholy Citadel has silently vanished back into the roiling mists from whence it came...

480 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7756 18:52 [Del]

Do not go quietly from that citadel, fight fight against the dying of the bees.

481 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7756 20:00 [Del]

I'm looking forward to that particular girl telling me she hates me.

482 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7756 20:28 [Del]

>>480
But how? How can we fight for something that never existed?

483 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7756 21:37 [Del]

>>482
How can we not fight for something that never existed? It's a better holyland than Mecca or Zion.

484 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7757 04:03 [Del]

masturbating to American Apparel ads: it's easier than you'd think

485 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7757 04:11 [Del]

>>484 legalize gay ;)

486 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7757 05:06 [Del]

I will conquer Arcanus

487 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7757 05:26 [Del]

Sometimes I wonder if Mike Matei is using makeup in these videos or if it's just weird lighting

488 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7757 05:31 [Del]

I wonder if I'm the only socially awkward loser who loves to cruise around for fun at late at night. I don't even go anywhere specifically, I just drive for the sake of driving.

489 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7757 06:00 [Del]

cram it in the stink

490 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7757 08:00 [Del]

I read a creepy comment on an ASMR video so I clicked the link to the guy's Youtube profile so I could see what other kinds of things he'd been up to. Just looking for red flags, because I'm bored, can't sleep, and I'm fascinated with weird people.
Turns out he hasn't uploaded anything at all, but he likes ASMR videos. Nothing but ASMR videos. No music. No funny videos. No Let's Plays. No viral "fail" videos. No anything. He only "likes" ASMR videos on Youtube. Nothing else at all.
His "Discussion" section on his profile showed a comment from an ASMR video uploader thanking him for his comment. Apparently he leaves lots of these long-winded, creepy comments about how much he adores "ASMRtists" (people who make ASMR recordings).
So this guy really, really likes ASMR. I kind of like ASMR, but this guy loves it. Not in a healthy way. In an I-feel-uncomfortable-looking-at-this-guy's-red-flag-filled-profile kind of way.
I did some more investigation. He had a link to a blog. I clicked it.
So many giant walls of text, one of which was about divorce.
I didn't even read it all. It was just so incoherent and pointlessly long.
But I did realize something.
This guy didn't watch ASMR videos for relaxation.
He wanted to simulate pillow talk.
He missed his wife.
He probably couldn't take being alone anymore. Divorce must be tough.
I wonder if he wears headphones when he goes to sleep.
Maybe he starts up an ASMR video and listens to it in bed, pretending it's his wife.
Maybe he pretends that he isn't divorced.
I feel so sad for this guy.

491 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7757 12:38 [Del]

>>490
Urban Dictionary says this stands for "Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response".

What?

492 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7757 13:13 [Del]

I am such a treehugger.

493 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7757 13:17 [Del]

I always have trouble remembering if "high ID" or "low ID" is the good one on eMule. Can't they just say "port open" or "port closed"?

494 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7757 16:20 [Del]

>>491
Well, you're about to have the time of your life.
Protip: Japanese lewd ASMR is best ASMR.

>>493
Do people even use that still?

495 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7757 17:00 [Del]

Do I even deserve these cranberries?

496 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7757 18:03 [Del]

>>490
Someone needs to show him the movie Her.

497 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7757 18:36 [Del]

>>494
Re: 491
Well I went and looked at this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4z1FeYcD5g
Not because I'm into nurse/medical stuff but just because I liked her makeup. I'm still not sure I get it, is this supposed to psyche me out into feeling sensations or something?

Well, at least it's not that "hypnotize me into a faggot" stuff I guess. And it's probably more genuinely pleasant than lying in bed listening to Mr. Creepypasta et al like I usually do.

Re: 493
Approximately 358,400 of them according to the report on the status bar. How accurate that actually is, fuck if I know. Anyway you're missing out. I think the person that got it most aptly was the one that said BitTorrent is good for new/mainstream stuff, while eMule is better for old/obscure stuff but you wait longer to download. It's certainly the best oldschool filesharing thing out of any that I know of; Gnutella is full of fakes and spam these days, Gnutella2 was only ever really supported by Shareaza and we all know Shareaza kind of sucks, IRC has its diehards but you have to be in the know to get to the good channels, and some people swear by Usenet but paying for server access to pirate stuff seems like defeating the purpose and getting things as a godzillion split up .rar pieces is retarded.

As an aside, I'm still kind of astounded that BitTorrent did as well as it has. I remember thinking when it first came out "So we're going to trade P2P networking for centralization on an openly displayed website that acts as a single point of failure to be taken down? That's like the stupidest thing ever." I guess the "hey bro we only index these files, not distribute them" defense works, somehow, most of the time.

498 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7757 18:37 [Del]

"edit: sorry for double post"
About 413,000 results (0.73 seconds)

499 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7757 21:10 [Del]

It feels like one of my teeth has moved slightly out of place, yet it's not loose in the slightest. Or is it that my tongue has gotten bigger?

500 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7757 21:26 [Del]

What do you call fantasy that isn't like LotR or Conan or fairy tales but is just plain weird and trippy, sort of like Alice in Wonderland or Super Mario Bros.? With shrooms everywhere and made-up creatures that aren't lifted from old myths or Tolkien?

Somehow I don't think "stoner fantasy" is quite right.

501 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7757 22:47 [Del]

>>500
Surrealist fiction, maybe? Speaking of which, I just started watching Jinrui wa Suitai Shimashita. It's utterly bizarre, in the best way possible.

502 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7758 04:30 [Del]

A man's penis in my butthole.

503 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7758 07:13 [Del]

big juicy dicks

504 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7758 07:25 [Del]

Bored and unemployed 20-something young men will join up with whichever radical political movement of the week has the coolest marching songs. It happened with everyone from the Jacobins to the Nazis to the Islamic State.

]]]]]] kind of looks like a row of staples.

505 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7758 14:06 [Del]

I just misheard the lyrics "fiddle's cries" as "Friedel-Crafts".

506 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7758 15:39 [Del]

>>497
I thought Gnutella was dead.

507 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7758 16:50 [Del]

saleel sawarim

508 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7758 23:15 [Del]

winter is bumming

509 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7759 00:12 [Del]

Wait for the first train!

510 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7759 01:08 [Del]

I want to drive but I don't want to clear the snow and ice off of my car

511 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7759 02:19 [Del]

Too bad crossplay isn't a more properly searched term in google.

512 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7759 04:17 [Del]

Are MMORPGs even a thing anymore? I feel like they're not as popular as single player games now.

513 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7759 04:28 [Del]

>>512
I think the genre has tended to move into the F2P ghetto these days. Wartune comes to mind.

514 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7759 05:43 [Del]

I just want to feel.

515 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7759 08:44 [Del]

I love the song Kimchi Holocaust by The Shock Technician

516 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7759 09:40 [Del]

STRONG EMOTIONS!

517 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7759 12:56 [Del]

Yogul-yum with multi-parts SO YOU DIE! Oh grobbly!

518 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7759 14:06 [Del]

My lab partner claims she has a hibernating butterfly in her bathroom. I'm very jealous.

519 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7759 16:35 [Del]

>>483
It's been more than three days and the citadel has not been rebuilt yet. Jesus has failed us.

520 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7759 17:31 [Del]

I'm taking care of my friends pet snail for a week.
It's real easy because all it does is sleep, or maybe it's dead.

521 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7759 19:21 [Del]

cultivating zits just to be able to pop them

522 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7759 22:28 [Del]

>>519
It's been up for a day and a half.

523 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7760 00:58 [Del]

You know just as well as the little squirrel what's wrong.

524 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7760 01:40 [Del]

I want to drink and smoke while my imouto and her friends are bakas.

525 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7760 02:46 [Del]

The older I get, the less I think of anything but sex.

526 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7760 03:58 [Del]

I need a significantly bigger dick.

527 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7760 04:23 [Del]

I'm a [flower] looking for [rain].

528 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7760 11:02 [Del]

You're a cold hearted monster, Onii-chan!

529 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7760 17:56 [Del]

When I was quite young, I learned from my father that an amusingly biblical way to refer to someone who has sex with animals is "sodomite". I chuckled about it a bit and then went on my merry way, too polite to actually try and call anyone a biblical pigfucker.

Eventually I'd tell that same thing to a friend who wasn't. It must've been bizarre for him to have accused his own mother of a lifestyle of buttsex.

530 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7760 18:00 [Del]

>bitten

531 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7760 20:15 [Del]

Dear Youtube,
If I just finished watching part 1 of a video series, don't recommend parts 3, 7, 8, and 12. I want to see part 2 next.
That's generally how it works.

532 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7760 20:37 [Del]

They made cross-posting illegal in afghanistan.

533 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7761 00:59 [Del]

The most nihilistic of tea parties.

534 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7761 01:01 [Del]

crackers sitting over here

535 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7761 01:52 [Del]

Dijkstra's Algorithm
Dike Struh's Al Gore Rhythm

536 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7761 02:39 [Del]

man I don't even wanna get up and rinse this thing out

537 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7761 03:09 [Del]

gaaaaaa i have to piss but i don't want to go to the bathroom its really fuckin cold in there

538 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7761 07:15 [Del]

death and meaningless
despair

539 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7761 09:09 [Del]

if I stopped posting all of my random thoughts on the internet and instead wrote them on paper, I'd have written a book by now.

540 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7761 14:05 [Del]

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541 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7761 15:38 [Del]

I flushed the toilet...right?

542 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7761 15:53 [Del]

>>536,537
that is how people get really ill dude

543 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7761 16:44 [Del]

Don't pass out, don't pass out, don't p--
God damn it.

544 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7761 17:04 [Del]

>>543 how did you type god damn it if you were passed out are you a wizard

545 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7761 20:00 [Del]

jenny death when

546 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7761 20:51 [Del]

This bastard is using up all my internet!

547 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7761 20:58 [Del]

I have a dream-machine interface.

548 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7762 00:42 [Del]

"holy - that's two shots to his balls, he should have been dead"

549 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7762 01:17 [Del]

snuggling with someone and talking about nothing in particular
and then you wake up and realize you're a loner

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