[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#15]

[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#15] (999)

1 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7673 12:16 [Del]

50 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7684 00:30 [Del]

I feel like somebody's hunting me. No idea why...

51 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7684 11:04 [Del]

I just woke up thinking "mons pubis, mons pubis, mons pubis"

52 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7684 17:25 [Del]

>>47
But it says "woman" three times, how can it be just "kan"?

53 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7684 22:16 [Del]

You have been penetrated.

54 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7684 22:58 [Del]

>>46
According to my Japanese book that mans rape. Lol?

55 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7684 23:04 [Del]

I missed coming here.

56 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7684 23:42 [Del]

>>54 I thought that too, from Communication by Shintaro Kago

57 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7685 06:36 [Del]

Lesbian crush hugged me today. My heart is happy and sad and confused.

58 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7685 14:01 [Del]

>>57
My brain initially split that up as "lesbian" "crush hugged" and I was thinking "that sounds kinda painful." But now I'm thinking you probably meant "lesbian crush" "hugged" instead.

59 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7685 14:16 [Del]

>>57 man, just forget about it. Give it up. Even if she breaks it off with her girlfriend there's no chance.

Unless she's bisexual. Or you can convince her she's bisexual.

60 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7685 14:38 [Del]

>>57 in fact, you know what? Don't have a crush. Why would you do that to yourself? You're probably thinking "I can't help it", but you really can.

61 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7685 16:12 [Del]

Thank you, >>59,60. That's what I've been telling myself, but it helps to hear it from someone else. I thought I had crushed my crush until she hugged me and my heart started beating like a goddamn anime character. I will keep trying.

62 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7685 22:16 [Del]

>>54

>mans

MEANS god dammit.

63 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7685 22:53 [Del]

幸福なのは
義務なんです

64 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7686 03:30 [Del]

Why is it all the gay people I know smell so poopy?

65 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7686 03:30 [Del]

n/m figured it out

66 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7686 12:26 [Del]

What does Sylfaen look like shit in every browser except Firefox?

67 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7686 12:56 [Del]

my stomach hurtd ;__;

68 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7686 15:00 [Del]

I love you, keyboard.

69 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7687 05:53 [Del]

I wish more people would come to #4-ch irc on synirc.net Too much idle

70 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7687 10:30 [Del]

>>69 okay i'll drop by some time

71 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7687 11:52 [Del]

I think I'm thinking.

72 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7687 13:29 [Del]

I'm vaguely curious what "Sylfaen" is but not enough to be arsed to search.

73 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7687 21:26 [Del]

I say we have something to eat, then see if there's anything on TV. WHO'S WITH ME

74 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7687 23:11 [Del]

I've seen the movie and I know what happens

75 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7688 17:09 [Del]

I want to die

76 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7688 17:11 [Del]

Louise

77 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7688 19:37 [Del]

I'm thinking of buying a blanket and pillow for my office

78 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7689 01:09 [Del]

Twitch doesn't recognize Dwarf Fortress as a game. What sort of blasphemy is this?!

79 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7689 03:08 [Del]

Woppan linx.

80 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7689 03:55 [Del]

Is that "eat shit and die" (a rude dismissal) or "eat, shit, and die" (a bleak assessment of human life)?

81 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7689 11:17 [Del]

Potential lack of update tonight and/or tomorrow.

82 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7689 22:22 [Del]

This is not how relaxation works.

83 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7690 01:34 [Del]

A dildo fell on my dinner's plate and now it looks like I was having a dildo for dinner.

84 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7690 14:16 [Del]

And the rabbits. Don't forget the rabbits.

85 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7690 15:36 [Del]

i'm too timid to edit wikipedia because i feel like my edits will get rejected and i'll feel like a jerk. plus i don't want to make an account. at least i know i'm not wasting lots of time on it.

86 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7690 15:41 [Del]

>>85 Find an article with a billion reversions on it. That's a sign that there's someone obsessively protecting his own view of reality against all comers.

If you have the skill for it, make a bunch of really minor edits that alone mean little, but if taken together, completely alter the message of the article.

87 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7690 16:54 [Del]

>>86
Inspired by your suggestion, I found this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Most_frequently_edited_pages

It looks like the page with the most total edits is
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Child_pornography
Ha!

88 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7690 18:28 [Del]

Oy vei, oy gevalt

89 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7690 22:51 [Del]

My hands are cold.

90 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7691 00:58 [Del]

How do I eyeliner

91 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7691 08:53 [Del]

Gay Nigger and the Boner Boys

92 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7691 13:00 [Del]

>>91
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msL-XFs3Ggs

93 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7691 22:27 [Del]

I should just live in a library.

94 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7692 07:24 [Del]

If I ever find who stole it I will fucking murder him.

95 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7692 09:43 [Del]

The physical embodiment of stress is paperwork.

96 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7692 12:58 [Del]

my head hurts and i think i screwed up

97 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7692 19:03 [Del]

somebody's using the printer and their job is taking forever

98 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7692 20:38 [Del]

The joy of uncertainty.

99 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7692 21:28 [Del]

>>93
When I was a kid my mom and I made jokes about how I would live in a Barnes and Noble bookstore if they sold food in there. Now thirteen years later they actually have cafes in Barnes and Noble stores and my mom just looks at me like "You gotta own up to it now, kiddooooo."

100 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7692 23:07 [Del]

Aw fuck, the heart ache is back and now there's no way to get in touch. I don't know if this was for the best or if I royally fucked up. I miss her.

101 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7692 23:55 [Del]

Organic chemistry is smelly

102 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7693 09:47 [Del]

More like orgasmic chemistry.

103 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7693 16:49 [Del]

Might I be eating real people food tonight?

104 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7695 13:12 [Del]

>>87
"most total edits is child pornography"
I feel like Shii being a sysop has something to do with this.

105 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7695 18:00 [Del]

I haven't been on DQN for two years until now, just to release the emergency mittens and post in this thread.

106 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7695 20:51 [Del]

Well I want to jump off of a tall building

107 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7695 20:52 [Del]

Please stop killing things.

108 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7696 00:06 [Del]

I've been reading Jojo for so long, and yet I didn't grasp a very easy and important message that Hirohiko-sensei has been trying to pass onto the readers. That message is that: Having a huge bulge in your pants is very important and a key part of having a good life, not for the female bitch pigs that try to take everything from you, but for yourself.

It baffles me just how much of a fool I am for not realizing this sooner.

109 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7696 15:08 [Del]

I'm not a pedo, I just like fucking children. I'd still fuck a grown ass woman if she had a flat chest and was under 100cm tall and had youthful skin and a small vagina.

110 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7696 16:01 [Del]

>>109, could you do the human race a HUGE favor and kill yourself? That would be great. Thanks.

111 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7696 23:16 [Del]

>>110
How would that make the human race better? It would result in a greater concentration of pedos.

112 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7696 23:23 [Del]

>>111 But the general quality of the human race would go up sharply once >>109's degenerate self is removed from it.

Don't get me wrong, I'm all for hunting down pedos and killing them too.

113 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7697 00:52 [Del]

The problem with asking degenerates to kill themselves is that only the ones with shreds of decency will do it.

114 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7697 11:59 [Del]

how many times can this teddy bear say fuck

115 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7697 16:56 [Del]

I've relatives - an aunt and uncle and both their children - who were until recently living and working in Sierra Leone, and they've told me all sorts of dreadful stories about how things are going there. Really, I don't condone anything making light of such huge human misery and loss. At the same time, Ebola-chan is just so cute...

116 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7697 19:15 [Del]

They carr him Fripple, Fripple, fastl than rightning...

117 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7698 13:44 [Del]

Soldier on.

118 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7698 18:19 [Del]

I think I'm going to go dancing today.

119 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7698 21:36 [Del]

I hate those clipboard toting asshats in downtown Seattle.

If you're not a cheeseburger or a bathroom, YOU'RE WASTING MY TIME!

120 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7698 22:15 [Del]

>>109 Go to China. Girls don't age as quickly over there.

121 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7698 22:37 [Del]

but all humans are degenerates...

122 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7699 00:03 [Del]

If parents stopped dressing their little girls like sluts they'd get raped less often.

123 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7699 02:12 [Del]

>>122 I never understood that argument because of all the school uniform fetishists in this world.

124 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7699 05:41 [Del]

Another night of ignored responsibilities and wrist wrecking videogames

125 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7699 06:22 [Del]

I should learn how to do combos now.

126 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7699 07:37 [Del]

Study of warm fluids.

127 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7699 17:25 [Del]

MICROCLINE

128 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7699 18:25 [Del]

Have you heard? Apparently Kim Jong-un became a hikikomori. I feel closer to him.

129 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7699 19:41 [Del]

Hoom doody doop poop floop in the goop

so bored right now

130 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7699 19:45 [Del]

>>129
Pet me.

131 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7699 21:52 [Del]

don't wanna work, want it to be yesterday again.

132 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7699 22:34 [Del]

Study of loli fluids.

133 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7700 00:43 [Del]

farting lots

134 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7700 01:27 [Del]

Farting lolis

135 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7700 15:57 [Del]

Argh! Nikon D3300 or D5200? They cost almost the same with the same 18-55mm VR II kit lens. Both have nice things to them!

My head hurts from three nights of picking a DSLR. Heeelp.

136 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7700 17:16 [Del]

WHAT DO THE KHA'AK WANT?

137 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7700 17:32 [Del]

>>135 Flip a fucking coin already!

138 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7700 18:29 [Del]

>>137
I flipped 3 East German 1 Mark coins on random.org, and two of them were tails which is D3300. But I'm still not sure if it would be the right choice.

I know, I should have listened to it, when it told me on multiple occasions to get my ass to university a few years ago...

139 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7700 20:00 [Del]

>>138
That isn't statistically meaningful in the slightest.
Best you flip three coins from fifty unique currencies 10,000 each times in order to determine which camera the gods of randomness think you should actually buy.

140 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7700 20:42 [Del]

That's more charin than I can handle.

141 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7700 21:47 [Del]

>>139
The gods of randomness won't put up with that crap. Roll once and go with it. Anything more is hedging.

142 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7701 05:30 [Del]

I'm celebrating my newly cleaned sheets by eating an italian batard in bed. Nom nom nom.

143 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7701 11:19 [Del]

デタラメ

144 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7701 13:25 [Del]

... on the other hand D7000 body costs as much as D5200.

145 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7701 15:10 [Del]

Alright, alright, I've decided to come to my senses, count my savings, evaluate current economy and listen to what Random Numbers God told me to do.

Plus the kit I'm eyeing includes 55-200 VR lens that I also wanted, and just for a little more than D5200 with only one lens. It also has 'stupid newbie' (guide) mode that will make all the nice photos for me.

146 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7701 16:08 [Del]

Phosphorus-based confectionery

147 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7701 17:06 [Del]

penis

148 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7701 17:19 [Del]

>>128 according to Huffington Post, he has gout. I didn't even know gout was a thing that people still got.

Then again, it is Huffington Post, so you know, grain of salt and all.

149 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7701 19:37 [Del]

It's good to have a fresh salt lick brick handy when reading the Puffington Host.

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