Previously:
#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#12 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/-255,257-
#13 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
#14 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1395672319/
I'm taking care of my friends pet snail for a week.
It's real easy because all it does is sleep, or maybe it's dead.
cultivating zits just to be able to pop them
You know just as well as the little squirrel what's wrong.
I want to drink and smoke while my imouto and her friends are bakas.
The older I get, the less I think of anything but sex.
I need a significantly bigger dick.
I'm a [flower] looking for [rain].
You're a cold hearted monster, Onii-chan!
When I was quite young, I learned from my father that an amusingly biblical way to refer to someone who has sex with animals is "sodomite". I chuckled about it a bit and then went on my merry way, too polite to actually try and call anyone a biblical pigfucker.
Eventually I'd tell that same thing to a friend who wasn't. It must've been bizarre for him to have accused his own mother of a lifestyle of buttsex.
>bitten
Dear Youtube,
If I just finished watching part 1 of a video series, don't recommend parts 3, 7, 8, and 12. I want to see part 2 next.
That's generally how it works.
They made cross-posting illegal in afghanistan.
The most nihilistic of tea parties.
crackers sitting over here
Dijkstra's Algorithm
Dike Struh's Al Gore Rhythm
man I don't even wanna get up and rinse this thing out
death and meaningless
despair
if I stopped posting all of my random thoughts on the internet and instead wrote them on paper, I'd have written a book by now.
I flushed the toilet...right?
Don't pass out, don't pass out, don't p--
God damn it.
>>543 how did you type god damn it if you were passed out are you a wizard
jenny death when
This bastard is using up all my internet!
I have a dream-machine interface.
"holy - that's two shots to his balls, he should have been dead"
snuggling with someone and talking about nothing in particular
and then you wake up and realize you're a loner
http://scorpius.jp:8484/CgiStart?page=Single&Mode=Motion&Language=0
There is "click to center" but no "click to toss seeds"
>>550
Zardoz does not approve of your seed-launching intentions.
the style of posting on this board is surprisingly nuanced
What strange organs.
My 愛情 doesn't 届く.
>>550
I see cameras like this posted in places I hang out all the time but I never know how people find them.
Also it appears the bird has either escaped or died.
I am such a masochist.
I want to be verbally abused by the Reimu vocalist from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-oaDP_aBjU
>>558
The high-pitched one. The one with the deeper voice is supposed to be Marisa and actually sounds a lot like how I always imagined her.
>>559
HOLY SHIT I FOUND A GIRAFFE IN A CAGE!
http://i.imgur.com/327LDje.png
http://60.45.63.26/ViewerFrame?Mode=Motion&Language=0
It looks like it's in Japan.
https://who.is/whois-ip/ip-address/60.45.63.26
Is conservative-kun a false flag operation to turn everyone liberal or does he just have autism?
my teeth hurt and it's very distracting.
I will never know why the universe exists or if there are other dimensions
Don't lose hope, >>564. Maybe they'll prove string theory in your lifetime.
BLOOD
>>566
Typically the number 5 has a mark on a phonepad, so you can phone 911 without watching.
How do deaf people use the phone though?
What is that child doing alone?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes. Together we can stop this. Please spread the word ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
( ͡ ° ͜ʖ͡ ° )アフリカ、微小なパスで60秒ごとに。一緒に私たちはこれを停止することができます。 ( ͡ ° ͜ʖ͡ ° )を広めてください
Better make it ambiguous just in case.
horseradish cheese
I hope Wik is still alive
Hitler was the last person to be as bad as (or worse than) Hitler.
I like this thread.
So much for anime, huh?
Yes, SO MUCH for anime.
So much loli, anime is saved.
What would it take to fix the captcha in Kareha? I don't know why it's so broken and I don't know Perl, and I don't know anyone who knows Perl.
Elecrtrode, Diglett, Nidoran, Mankey, Venusaur, Rattata, Fearow, Pidgey, Jolteon, Dragonite, Gastly, Ponyta, Vaporeon, Poliwrath, Butterfree!! Venomoth, Poliwag, Golduck, Ivysaur, Grimer, Victrebell, Moltres, Nidoking, Farfetch, Jigglypuff, Kingler, Rhyhorn, Clefable Wigglytuff! Zubat, Primeape, Meowth, Onix, Geodude, Rapidash, Magneton, Snorlax, Gengar, Tangela, Goldeen, Spearow, Weezing, Seel, Gyarados, Slowbro!! Kabuto, Persian, Paras, Horsea, Raticate, Magnemite, Kadabra, Weepinbel, Ditto, Cloyster, Caterpie, Sandshrew, Bulbasaur, Charmander, Golem, Pikachu! Alakazam, Doduo, Venonat, Machoke, Kankaskhan, Hypno, Electrabuzz, Flareon, Blastoise, Polywhirl, Oddish, Drowzee, Raichu, Ndoqueen, Bellsprout, Starmie! Metapod, Marowak, Kakuna, Clefairy, Dodrio, Seadra, Vileplume, Krabby, Lickitung, Tauros, Weedle, Nidoran, Machop, Sheller, Porygon, Hitmonchan! Articuno, Jynx, Nidorina, Beedrill, Haunter, Squirtle, Chansey, Parasect, Execute, Muk, Dewgong, Pidgeotto, Lapras, Vulpix, Rhydon!
Charizard, Machamp, Pinser, Koffing, Dugtrio, Staryu, Magikarp, Ninetails, Ekans Omastar, Scyther, Tentacool, Dragonair, Magmar! Sandslash, Hitmonlee, Psyduck, Arcanine, Eevee, Exegutor, Kabutops, Zapdos, Dratini, Growlithe, Mr. Mime, Cubone, Graveler, Voltorb, Gloom. Charmeleon, Wartortle, Mewtwo, Tentacruel, Aerodacylt, Omanyter, Slow Poke, Pidgoet, Arbok!
>>584
In what way is it broken? The only thing I can think of is that after posting something you have to wait for that page to finish loading before getting a new captcha.
Ugh I want to fuck a fatty so bad
Today's a pretty shit day.
couldn't post for like a day due to messed up captcha
thanks /dqn/
you little whore...sradish
>>586
Also it sometimes contains spaces, but that's about it, and if it doesn't work you can use your wizard powers to refresh it.
a brassy and off-key version of Ultimate Truth and non-verbal fantasies of watching the cherry blossoms with Youmu
You don't know just how close you came.
today was a good day, I didn't even have to use my AK.
>>584
Find WAHa.06x36, he should be on the internet somewhere. I think even saw him on twitter once (but I don't use that platform). He probably knows Perl, he wrote Kareha.
>>586
Try hitting reply twice then going back after "incorrect captcha" page – BAM! – you get the same captcha which won't work. It takes a whole minute before you can refresh captcha unless you cheat in JS console.
>>585
Limiting pokerap to the first generation saddens espeon community.
Big trouble in little vagina
There seem to be some spam bots on SAoVQ now. I'm beginning to understand why /dqn/ has captcha now.
I am teh 0n3.
How can I stop being so existentialist?
There can't be many people who've both read Anna Karenina and played Dwarf Fortress.
I just got better internet. Not that you can tell over wifi.
"What is the irregular plural of cow?" Well, thanks to vampire fiction I correctly guessed this immediately.
Jhonas Enroth
Would he go to bed if I was a girl?
Trying out SlimBoat browser and suddenly DQN is blue.
>>603
I didn't read Anna Karenina even though it was required in school, but I played Dwarf Fortress a little.
>>609
I feared as much. Guess I'll have to try and slip some powdered sleeping pills into his cup ramen then...
>>611
You are just trying to pacify your hyperactive friend, aren't you? There isn't going to be a penetration or anything, right?
>>603,610
I've never played Dwarf Fortress but I have read Anna Karenina.
penis
the big bang started when I was born and will end when I die
some day humans will build robots capable of feeling pain, not because they should, but because they can
>>615
A big bang started nine months before you born. Then there was a period called "Dark Ages" until the babby was formed.
Homegrown lotus.