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I will join IRC at 10pm EST for movie night!
I can't remember the last time it rained here.
Vulva Software
My appetite feels all wrong.
I really want to see her breasts.
god damn it I sage one thread and then it gets stuck in my link field
Is Discordianism a legitimate philosophy/religion or is it like Satanism, Partridge Family Temple, or the Church of the Subgenus?
Why does Firefox suck so hard?
It's all just a figment of your imagination.
>>903
It fails the captcha on here always, and I mean literally ALWAYS, not as hyperbole. It also doesn't play some HTML5 videos correctly when Chrome does.
I tried uninstalling and reinstalling to see if it was an add-on issue, but no dice.
Firefox sucks.
>>904
Interesting. I experience none of those issues.
Feel free to continue making sweeping generalisations based on a limited experience though.
Firefox sucks because it is easy to be better than Internet Explorer, which fucking sucks.
I REALLY do.
>Can't play some videos in HTML5 when Chrome does
Firefox doesn't support EME webdrm yet, you need an extension to view closed source HTML.
You're fucking up cacheing with the captcha, ctrl+f5 when loading the page and it won't happen.
Every time I think I'm building up skill at the martial art I practice, I get a reality check and realize that I suck and would have difficulty fighting my way out of a wet paper bag, or defending myself against a cranky toddler.
The martial art is not as important as the kiai.
>>913
Read manly manga for 10,000 hours.
Only then will you have mastered the kiai.
I can hardly weight.
So I bought a gaming keyboard figuring it'd be longer lasting and somewhat more accurate for typing, and it's crap so I'm going to return it and get a more expensive one with nifty multicolor lighting instead because that's far more awesome. I love spending too much for simple things for I am an American Man.
also mechanical key switches so it's really noisy and bothers my roommate when he's trying to sleep while I'm clacking away writing nasty little 10,000 word perversions for Kindle so I can pay the rent and not have to get a job at Subway and wear pants ever again i hate pants they're so male and i want to be the magical little carp and swim and shit in a koi pond and not get eaten by a bear or big dog or shark or tasmanian devil or bull siberian musk hamster god those are the worst
I'm really sad that Tablecat seems to have deleted their twitter account...
I want to use the phrase "as the crow flies" to refer to the shortest distance between two cities but I feel like I'd sound like a pretentious asshole fuck if I said that.
maybe intelligent life did exist in the universe, and then it died out, which is why we seem to be alone
perhaps there is no such thing as life that can sustain itself for very long
>>920
Giving distances in any form other than driving distance is meaningless and will make people want to smack you, regardless of which pretentious archaic turn of phrase you use.
>>922
Just you wait until we are all traveling by the most efficient method possible (by crow).
>>924
No! Really, I thought the mittens were a dead giveaway!
My first update isn't until the eighth page, by the way.
I can't die because I've never truly lived.
I cannot wait for time to stop.
be careful what you wish for
>>925
They are, >>924 was too lazy to read the thread.
Those succession games seem fun. I've read Boatmurdered and a couple of others before. It tempted me to try Dorf Fortress, but all those characters proved too much. I also spent too much time looking through the history of the world.
There was a dark fortress full of goblins who apparently never worked. There were a lot of children snatchers who kidnapped humans and dwarves alike, and exploited them and used them for entertainment: every year there was a wave of murders, young adults were killing each other in Battle Royale.
I suppose it was actually just the way sorting of events works, but it looked pretty damn impressive, because this happened for centuries. However, the tradition was slowly dying out as the list of deaths became shorter towards the end of world generation.
Also, "It was inevitable."
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I've given Dwarf Fortress a serious chance many times, following many different tutorials and trying out various mods and tiles...but I just can't get into it. I think in the end I just need a game that holds my hand more. :[
I've tried DF a couple of times. But I felt like pseudographics coupled with a new (to me) management system were a high wall — and I wasn't patient enough to climb over it. I used to play telnet://nethack.alt.org before, so I tried the adventure mode. But I couldn't find an exit from a dwarven fortress where I spawned. Stole some decent looking gear from rooms, took a bit more in case I can sell it, got slowed down and gave up.
Syobon please leave!
How do I wipe (purify? Edit?!) a neural network? Asking for myself.
I just want to hug a loli and stroke her hair and tell her she's a good girl.
>>938,939 after your suggestions I feel that instead of binge drinking or abusing solvents, I would prefer a precise approach like self-performed neurosurgery.
...Reminds me of a brilliant DIY tip about wrapping duct tape on a drill bit to avoid drilling too much.
Lying exhausted in a pool of sweat and cum and shame after masturbating furiously for hours, and even then the feeling of just wanting someone to share a bed with and feel their breath on your neck and hands on your back and their warm body pressed up against yours doesn't go away.
You can't fap away the loneliness and yearning for intimacy. In fact, it only makes it worse.
So, it's almost 70 years since allies won WWII and leaders refuse to visit the Victory Date Parade in Moscow.
Just look at these nazis sucking on State Dept's chode: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2015_Moscow_Victory_Day_Parade
Even Kim Jong-un won't come. Ugh, the nerve of that motherfucker!.. I can't believe it!
If you think about it as a pure numbers problem, then if you were able to speak English, Chinese, and Hindi/Urdu then you could pick a person at random from the ~7 billion humans currently alive and have a 70% or so chance of being able to communicate with them.
>>947
I was under the impression that in India, only a tiny minority actually spoke Hindustani and that most of the population spoke a hundred or more mutually unintelligible languages--Bengali, Gujarati, Assamese, Sindhi, etc., etc., etc., etc.
>>949
Hundreds of languages there too. About 60% of the population speak a tonal language we call Mandarin, about 20% of the population (mainly along the coast) speak a non-tonal language we call Cantonese. 20% of the population speak more than a hundred different languages and local dialects, all mutually unintelligible--Fujianese, Hokkien, Shanghaiese, etc.
>>948
What language do you think those people speaking hundreds of different mutually unintelligible languages speak when they need to do business with each other? Hindi is the "official language of the union" of India, around half the population are fluent in it as a first or second language and it is the main language of commerce and government.
>>950
They are mutually unintelligible when spoken, but thanks to the logographic Chinese writing system are more or less understandable when written. And again, anyone who wants to do any kind of business with people from outside their local region learns Mandarin.
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their lolis.
my therapist laughed at me
To cuddle your lolis, see them sleeping before you, and hear the soft, rhythmic beating of their heart through their flat chests.
>>954
Whenever I hear about therapists they always sound like jerks.
What's the difference between nerd-wannabe and nerd?
Nerd-wannabe masturbates furiously to new gadgets, whilst this materialism is alien to a proper nerd who is disillusioned about their usefulness and dreams about sex all day instead.
shitting on the floor
Code as data: specifying scores in a similar manner to C++ analog literals
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>>966 I wish I was a genius so I could genetically engineer cowgirls.
We would also holocaust all fatties, because they'd think that they were desirable since they have the bodies of cows.
>>967
Please don't overlook more carnivore-minded of us and make fox- and catgirls as well
If you create catgirls I promise to name my firstborn mathematical theorem after you.
"Togal looks offended."
snickers
I dream that one day there will be gynoids that look just like figmas.
I dream that one day I'll get a girlfriend.
aren't gynoids those weird dancing statues from animal crossing
How tall is archduke?
We'll forget it all with smiles on our faces.
dice key
Have you seen my mojo? I can't seem to find it.
I hope I never use MATLAB again.
>>980
MATLAB is great. I'm doing some signal analysis using fast fourier transforms as I type this.
Open your window! Instant butterfly!
>>981
I'm jealous. I never got around to do any properly nerdy stuff.
Is that all?
I hope never to use Visual Basic again.
I guess I can start doing it again.
french canadians with mustaches
Nigger DQN Suicide faggot kike nigger Scribe Horse Door in the Wall black hole theology
I so egy
I miss the days when words had meanings and weren't just random noises screeched at assholes by other assholes.
A little moth came and landed on the rim of my glass of water. I think it wanted an indirect kiss.
