> You pop your contact lens in your mouth when if falls out. Just about every contact wearer has been there: Your lens falls out while you're away from home. It's a tricky problem if you don't have solution, a spare lens or a pair of glasses nearby. Besides being prepared with these items stored at your office, car or purse, there are no great solutions to this problem. But there is one terrible idea. In perhaps a quick attempt to lubricate the lens, many folks will put it in their mouth before sticking it back into their eye. Given that our spit has about 60,000 bacteria per drop, Sindt identifies this solution as "the worst possible thing you can do."

The fuck? Is this something people seriously don't realize? Even an old fart like myself was told all the basic facts necessary to put this together in grade school. Your computer's grammar check is perfectly capable of notifying you of typos like using if when you mean it.