[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#23] (999)

950 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8588 05:16

I have a mild tendency to make up sentences that I haven't said before. I wonder if that comes from /r9k/.

951 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8588 08:24

Vote Ron Paul 2018

952 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8588 08:48

>>950 Grasp the candlemaker's nose firmly, dear comrade, lest affectionate proteins stretch your jodhpurs!

953 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8588 10:31

Cute girl phoning the professional cuddling service you've been using regularly to inform them that you won't be requiring their services any longer.

954 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8588 14:28

Fill me up inside!

955 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8588 17:15

Can't fill up!

956 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8588 18:32

>>953
as she cleans the blood off of her butcher knife collection.

957 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8589 00:08

Why did I have to memorize so much more in elementary school than I do in college?

958 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8589 01:50

I LOVE MY WIFE JOEL

959 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8589 01:56

ywn be as cute as link in a gerudo outfit

960 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8589 13:56

Alex Jones: There's some seedy shit going on in the world and I'm gonna tell you about it!
Me: Yeah! Tell us, Alex!
Alex: The global financial elite uses their wealth and influence to create political policies that favor them and hurt you, the common man! They seek to enrich themselves at your expense!
Me: Yeah! Preach on, what do we do about it?
AJ: First you have to buy one of my filters. Also, the global financial elite are actually interdimensional satan-worshipping pedophile vampires who want to strap your children into an intergalactic rape machine and suck out their psychic energy.
Me: ...

961 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8589 15:49

Why are they fucking excited about a release of a new version of a shit IDE. It's still going to be shit, and there's a chance it might be even worse.

962 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8589 17:34

I don't like cheesecake!

963 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8590 00:41

acting like an asshole ironically is actually just being an asshole

964 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8590 03:23

https://wikileaks.org/ciav7p1/cms/page_17760284.html

Consider these monar to be government agents.

965 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8590 04:08

>>964
Just think, some Nanashi-san coming up with a semi-creative combination of characters, loosing them into the wild to be used in (technically) secret communications by weebish nerds that write some of the code behind secret squirrel operations. Otakon is more uncomfortably real than most people realize; google-stalk Snowden's ancient posting history.

966 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8590 12:41

Cute girl performing CPR on you, but she's enjoying the mouth-to-mouth part a little too much and neglecting the chest compressions, so you end up dying.

967 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8590 13:38

>>966 That's a good one

968 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8590 14:55

tigers in the bedroom

969 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8590 16:03

(`・ω・´) <-- Pedobear?

970 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8590 17:20


   ∩___∩
   | ノ      ヽ
  /  ●   ● | KUMA──!!
  |    ( _●_)  ミ
 彡、   |∪|  、`\
/ __  ヽノ /´>  )
(___)   / (_/
 |       /
 |  /\ \
 | /    )  )
 ∪    (  \
       \_)

KUMA ("Bear") is a natural kind of guy. He likes to frollick through town and chase after some pretty girls (some evil folk dubbed him "Pedobear" for that). He doesn't want to work and just enjoy himself. So he's a pretty cool dude. But sometimes he has to defeat himself rather roughly whenever his arch rival, Ronald McDonald, tries to get in on his act again by destroying his beloved environment or other evil schemes. KUMA is fierce against opponents:

                                  _ /- イ、_
             ,;^,^,ヽ                 /: : : : : : : : : : : (
            ;^|, |, |, |                /: : : : ::;:;: ;: ;:;: ; : : : ::ゝ
           r|, |, |, |, }               {:: : : :ノ --‐' 、_\: : ::}
   ∩___∩ |   ( |               {:: : :ノ ,_;:;:;ノ、 ェェ ヾ: :::}
   | ノ      ヽ ! `´. ノ   、           l: :ノ /二―-、 |: ::ノ
  /  ●   ● | 入 /   ,,・_           | //   ̄7/ /::ノ
  |    ( ●_)  ミ / , ’,∴ ・ ¨           〉(二─-┘{/
 彡、   |∪|   / 、・∵ ’  /、//|  ̄ ̄ヽ
/ __  ヽノ  /        /   // |//\ 〉
(___)    /        /    //   /\ /
         /        /        / 

971 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8590 18:27

The "future" doesn't exist. Time moves forward, but the future is a lie.
I regret wasting so much time waiting for the future now that I know this.

972 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8590 19:00

>>969
( ´∀`) Shobon, what is your reaction to the CIA labling you a pedophile?
(´・ω・`) It wasn't me! It was that creepy guy with no eyebrows who is always with that asshole little boy!

973 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8590 21:10

thinkin bout trap airhorns

974 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8590 22:12

Crossdressers have compressed gas horns built into them?
This is good to know.

975 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8591 03:10

assless chaps for my chapped aas

976 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8592 11:34

My hips are moving on their own
I'm cumming with my butt
Iyaa~n

977 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8592 16:15

Knowing that Hirohiko Araki was featured at a Louvre exposition makes me more confident in the idea that my taste is actually really good, since JoJo is the only manga that I've grown to like the past 4 years.

978 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8592 18:22

Is shanachan down? Too much see-pee?

979 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8592 21:53

I want to sample the suction noises coming from this carpet cleaning machine and make some industrial music with it.

980 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8592 23:40

beep

981 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8593 00:43

I wasn't convinced by your argument about why I was wrong, but since you then called me a moron and a retard and a manchild and a retardchildmoronbaby, I've decided that I totally agree with you.

982 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8593 09:23

>>979 I used to have one with a variable speed control, so you could alter the pitch of the hum - I'd do that with one hand and play a drum machine with the other, make some tidy drum n bass!

983 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8593 10:58

Cute girl sitting in your lap and mischievously shifting her little bottom around to try and give you an awkward erection.

984 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8593 15:00

Dude just jack off and get it out of your system already

ffs

985 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8593 20:50

Aristocrats, business men are conspicuous spenders for social status. (At least one group called) hipsters and arguably the Amish are conspicuous savers, living on as little as possible. Of course it's possible that thrift becomes hip; how much TV does Jessica Alba watch?

986 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8593 21:35

good recipe but saffron yeah nah what the fuck do i look like an 18th century dutch spice merchant that stuff is more expensive by weight than cocaine

987 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8593 21:46

>>986
I got a shit ton, you want some?

988 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8593 22:37

>>987 cocaine or saffron?

989 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8594 01:38

Cute girl saying “dakara... dakara...” over and over again, never completing her sentence.

990 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8594 04:45

to be fair, if what i've heard about cocaine is true, i'd (personally) actually get a better high outta the saffron. straight up raging boner for paella.

991 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8594 14:52

Somehow the porn is a lot better when you know the girl's family doesn't approve and is ashamed of her for it.

992 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8594 14:54

I love you, DQN!

993 This post sucked.

994 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8594 15:17

I wonder what >>999 will say.

995 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8594 15:18

As long as the last underbrush
of a man’s desire for cute girl
has not been not cleared away,
his mind remains in bondage,
like a suckling calf
following its mother.

―Dhammapada, verse 284, slightly modified for local audience

996 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8594 15:26

Cute girl distracting you from your zazen meditation by constantly cuddling you from behind and whispering cute things in your ears.

997 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8594 17:01

you will never sound as happy as the puzzle bobble 2 OST

998 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8594 17:25

So long as I have caffeine, I am unstoppable.

999 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8594 17:30

Cute girl bringing this thread to a peaceful end.

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