[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#23] (999)

501 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8532 19:53

I hate babies but find creampies really hot.

502 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8532 20:13

yang wenli just wants to live a quiet life

503 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8532 20:20

"Boston cream pie
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

A Boston cream pie is a cake"


504 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8532 23:13

I should seriously go to bed already.

505 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8533 04:07

Don't creampie babies

506 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8533 04:59

I often think about the plight of irrelevant countries but still know nothing about them.

507 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8533 18:41

Literally sinking and drowning in an ocean of cute girls who want to cuddle you.

508 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8533 20:57

Just watched Merman in my Bathtub. It was kinda cute, but nothing to write home about

509 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8533 21:03

Like fiddle/violin: it's Greek yogurt when you're eating it for the probiotics, but Greek brogurt if you're eating it for the protein.

510 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8533 21:05

See also: Computer Modern; most variants of Garamond.

511 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8533 22:14

I want him back.

512 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8533 23:39

Cute girl giggling with a grin while gorging on grapefruit from Georgia ~

513 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8534 01:48

Gorging on a cute girl from Georgia while giggling with a grapefruit grin ~

514 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8534 01:57

You feel it too, don't you?

515 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8534 07:57

Aaaaaaaaaaaa PhD interview aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa panic panic panic panic

516 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8534 16:52

Good luck! We believe in you!

517 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8534 21:17

Why didn't Google Glass end up working?

518 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8534 21:38

Thank you! The interview went extremely okay-ishly!

519 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8535 19:29

It's like K-On but with the liberation of the proletariat instead of musical instruments.

520 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8535 19:31

"No copyright intended. I own nothing."

521 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8535 21:12

Today's progress: I press a button on my midi thing, ChucK grabs it and sends it to the sequencer; the sequencer interprets it as the toggle play button, updates the current state to be either "playing" or "paused" and sends the corresponding message back to ChucK, which dutifully reacts and starts or stops playback. It should probably only actually update the state when ChucK acknowledges that it is now playing, though.

Maybe in a few years it will start making music...

522 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8535 23:56

crapped in the ass by my own ass

523 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8536 00:57

This short story is pretty DQN quality:

"If I stand directly to my sisterfs left, the motion in space makes it so that as we move quickly from left to right, my penis finds itself in the same physical location as where her vagina was just a fraction of a second before. Aside from this brief interval, from a time-space continuum perspective itfs as if I have sexual relations with every person who steps in the elevator with me."

524 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8536 03:53

Your potential net worth may someday outweigh the cost it keeps for you to stay alive. So until then, you will be treated like human cattle.

525 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8536 09:56

Cute girl kissing you on the forehead and telling you you're a good person.

526 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8537 16:50

>>525 God, you're pathetic.

527 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8537 17:26

Cute girl kissing >>526 on the forehead and telling him he's a good person, even though she doesn't really mean it.

528 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8537 18:04

I'm sick of these binge drinking events where I only get wasted, I want to feel true ego death.

529 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8538 15:39

I can't think of anything.

530 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8539 22:45

Damn I feel so tired already.

531 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8539 22:59


532 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8540 00:54

want burg

533 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8540 01:15

It's meant to evoke a certain aesthetic. The props look like theater props and so you're reminded of the theater. It's not a coincidence that LSoH is a theater adaptation. You can contrast this with more CGI-heavy films like Transformers which are made from pure art and so are working under completely different restraints (look at that bullshit reflection vs. look at that bullshit seam in his mouth). Hence OT vs PT, hence LotR vs The Hobbit, hence Battlestar Galactica vs Battlestar Galactica.

534 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8540 03:34


535 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8540 16:52

And so, Microsoft disappeared into obscurity.

536 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8540 19:11


537 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8540 22:13

Aww yeah, can't wait to be asleep.

538 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8540 22:27


539 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8541 02:59

Poor Mr. Book...

540 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8541 03:43

Back to the nonsense! <sub>Maybe I should give this place some <b><i>structure</i></b>. <sub>or maybe not ;)</sub></sub>

541 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8541 05:35


542 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8541 07:49

aaaaaarrghhhhhh Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwghhtrrr

543 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8541 08:06

oooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooo ooo ooooooooooooooo

544 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8541 10:27

Pine cones aren't even conical.

545 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8541 16:53

Ghetto version of Touhou where they come from the East Side project.

546 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8541 17:59

Party hats are conical. Coincidence? I think not.

547 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8541 21:57

I don't feel like letting the cat out today.

548 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8541 23:23

Two more days and this nightmare is over.

549 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8541 23:39

How do you take care of your onichinchin?

550 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8541 23:41

Cute girl cuddling you so hard that she breaks one of your ribs, and yet all you want is for her to cuddle you harder.

551 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8542 00:03

That's not how cuddling works, you twit.

552 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8542 01:19

I can attest that cuddling indeed does not break ribs. You might want to consult your doctor.

553 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8542 06:26

we have t☻p level nigglers fighting f☻r y☻ur s☻cial security rights

554 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8542 16:28

I had the most shitty dream yet

555 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8542 18:00

Deleting the mugshots from a police computer, and replacing them with ahegao.

556 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8542 18:14

One more fucking day. Just one.

557 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8542 22:53

"I don't want to see any more dead snails! You hear me?"

And that's how we got invisible dead snails...

558 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8543 04:06

Harry Potter and the deserted island

559 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8543 04:33

I want a microKORG

560 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8543 05:23

Look at this duck it's pretty cool.

561 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8543 07:45

Out of DMAC already?

562 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8543 08:56

Well, I didn't see you complaining about >>/941...

563 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8543 12:18

everything since 2012 just feels wrong and bad, like optimism and hope and things like the simple joy of being cozy in bed on a rainy day just vanished from the world

564 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8543 12:29

>-I am a waiter and Working! is bullshit

<-I am an astronaut and Space Brothers is bullshit

565 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8543 12:31

I am a schoolteacher and I can say with confidence that Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei is not very accurate on what it's like to be a school teacher. Ok, thank you for reading.

566 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8543 13:01

I'm a magical girl and let me tell you, Madoka is a load of baloney!

567 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8543 16:26

I am a loli and Kodomo no Jikan is pretty accurate.

568 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8543 17:00

Zeto Kaipa summons his Blue Eyes White Girl in Reverse Cowgirl position

569 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8543 17:54

>>565 It's been a long time, but in the beginning he's not a school teacher is he? He's hiding from his pursuers and pretends to be the teacher? Am I maybe mistaken

570 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8543 17:55

>>568 I throw down a facial and end my turn!

571 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8543 17:56

I am a game developer and New Game! is pretty accurate~

572 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8543 18:08

Finally! About damn time too!

573 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8543 22:24

Flambuoyancy: The ability of a straight person to stay stable and integrated in a crowd of gays

-Scott was providing security at some LGBT event this weekend
-Wow, he must be pretty flambuoyant

574 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8544 07:18

Trusting that the end of the world or an economic crisis due to trade wars are indeed looming threats on the horizon, I decided to finally hire a top tier escort before it becomes prohibitively expensive/we all die from Chinese nukes and tanks. I mean, you ought to do it at least once in a lifetime, right? It went pretty awful anyway, the world might as well end now for all I care.

575 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8544 11:50

How was it awful? I want to know the juicy details!

576 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8544 12:09

You should've spent that money on a professional cuddling service instead.

577 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8544 20:23

"with spotify premium, you can skip any song at any time, even on mobile"

there are literally two buttons (toggle play, skip) that make a shuffle music player usable, and you're telling me one of them is nerfed in the free version?

578 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8544 23:29

I didn't have a happy childhood. There's nothing remarkable about that; plenty of people had difficult times growing up. But the difference is that nothing bad happened to me whatsoever. My parents were comfortably middle class, I never really wanted for anything, I was bullied only very mildly, I had a modest circle of friends, I did well academically, I didn't face any adversity, my family was supportive and affectionate enough without being stifling, and so on. I had no reason to be unhappy.

But I was. Every day was agony. I was constantly fantasising about suicide. I took no pleasure in anything. I read, watched TV and played computer games, but they really were just to pass time; I didn't care about anything. I had no hope either, probably because I had no real conception of the future - I couldn't even begin to imagine myself as an adult or with a job, and the immediacy of my suffering kept me in the moment. After all, what good is the possibility of happiness in the future when you need it now? It may as well be happening to a different person.

My depression waxed and waned, partly with the seasons (winter was always the worst), and partly with the amount of stress from schoolwork at that particular time, but really it only ranged from general indifferent at best to spending every free moment thinking about killing myself at worst. Nothing made me happy; not being with friends, nor being left alone, nor finishing a good book, nor the beauty of nature, nor birthdays, nor Christmas - I mean, fucking Hell, what sort of fucked up kid doesn't care about Christmas?

All this only really struck home recently, when I was looking after my niece. She's two and a half years old, old enough to recognise and meaningfully interact with her surroundings, but not yet at the age when they become selfish and obnoxious. Just seeing the sheer joy and rapture she finds in even the most mundane of things suddenly made me realise I couldn't remember a single point in my entire childhood when I was even close to being that happy.

I feel somehow angry or betrayed. I want to redo my childhood! And not in the sense that most people do - with all their adult knowledge - I want to do it again starting from nothing, but to do it properly and enjoy it this time. But first, I need to know: what went wrong? Was it me? Was it my parents? Was it all just an imbalance of chemicals in my brain? Is this actually everyone's experience of childhood, and people just don't talk about it? And for that matter, what if I have children and they have to go through the same thing? At the very least, I want an explanation. How can I come to terms with all this, when I don't know why any of it happened?

579 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8545 09:03

I love staying up late, but last night a withheld number called when I was asleep early... that could have been the most important phonecall of my life

580 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8545 10:01

Nah, that's dangerous. His ribs could get broken.

581 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8545 11:40

I don't think that's unusual. A normal part of growing up is pretending to be happy in front of other people so that you don't disappoint them, then wondering why everyone always seems happy and expects you to be happy.

Upper middle-class society is so inundated with depictions of people being happy that we think it's normal. But is it? Why should the default state of humanity be happiness? I've never heard a convincing argument that it is. On the other hand, there are several very good reasons why humans should, on average, be in a mindset of some kind of unhappy desperation or desire, and I'll let you fill in for what and why that might be the case (but I'll bet that you can fill it in, which is sort of the point).

Some people actually are happy, probably, but the world is a rather rotten place. I'm not saying "You'll be happy if you accept it" or "Well gee, have you tried thinking X?", I just want to suggest that nothing "went wrong" for you specifically, because the state of being happy is not "right" (assuming there is a "right"). I also want to suggest the following argument, if you haven't already considered it before.

(1) Inflicting pain on someone without their consent is a morally wrong outcome.
(2) You should not take an action which may result in a morally wrong outcome, unless [Insert some some statements here about good-of-the-many, absolutism, sovereignty, whatever, if you wish].
(3) Being alive involves quite a lot of pain.
(4) It is impossible to obtain consent from your children for creating them.
(5) Therefore, having children may result in a morally wrong outcome. Therefore, depending on the conditions of (2), you should not have children.

I'm not saying you must agree with this argument, but if you accept or refute it you might come to terms with something. I long ago came to terms with the realizations that I will never be happy or content, that I will never have the courage to kill myself, that the Alzheimer's in my genes will probably make me die a babbling idiot, that the optimal course of action (for minimizing my own pain) is to bury myself in work, and that under no circumstances should I have children.

I apologize to the rest of the thread for this disgracefully serious post, and I promise I will try my hardest not to make any more like it.

582 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8545 12:06


this feels related to the constant undertones of existential angst pervading this thread

583 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8545 13:06

But that's amateurs' mistake. Professionals are sure to cuddle just right.

584 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8545 13:17

This is a really good point.

585 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8545 17:30

Good points, thank you. I can well believe that being in a constant state of happiness and fulfilment is not at all typical, but my case of not even being capable of happiness still seems to me to be exceptional. What mystifies me most is that these days I'm a lot happier, and can take pleasure in things in a way that I never could before, despite the fact that objectively I'm not really any better off than I was as a child. The fact that I don't understand what changed to get me out of it worries me because it means I don't know what might push me back.

Thankfully, the whole antinatalism thing is arbitrary in my case because I'm asexual, so there's no risk of me creating children anyway. I was really considering what if I foster or adopt a child with the same sort of pathological unhappiness.

586 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8546 00:55

Honey, if every affluent human being was perfectly happy, and depression only struck poor people, shrinks would be out of jobs.

587 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8546 03:52

I like that comic! Although, I can't say I'm any better.

588 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8546 03:54

I only post on anonymous boards when I'm stressed in life.

589 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8546 05:07

Humans like to boil complicated problems down to a single issue.

590 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8546 07:10

So it turns out this little looping thing I got for $10 retails for $300.

591 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8546 11:54

Counselling can be a really positive, valuable experience in life if you have a counsellor you fit with.

592 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8546 12:05

Cute girl leaving a bucket full of hugs on top of the door, so when you enter the room it topples over and you get covered in hugs.

593 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8546 14:30

>shitposting without sage

594 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8546 14:31

Just to clarify, >>593 wasn't aimed at anyone above. I just wanted to shitpost without sage.

595 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8546 19:26

Episode 2 of Marginal #4 has one character say: 'A famous movie star once said, "Don't think, feel."'
I have little interest in finding and making a screenshot. Just thought I'd let you know about that moment.

596 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8546 19:50

Oh, I thought it was a western thing. It isn't that surprising to find japanese textboard memes on anime.

597 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8546 22:34

Bruce Lee is well known in Japan, even assuming it's meant to be a reference.

598 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8546 23:48

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599 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8547 03:23

I like Drew Carey Show reruns a lot.

600 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8547 14:23

My head is full of ‚Ϋ‚’.

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