[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#23] (999)

901 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8583 15:38

nothing happens here anymore, the only activity is the copypaste/comment/wikipedia/any thread that's just copying shit from somewhere else

and this thread full of people talking to themselves

902 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8583 15:47

Fully Automated Luxury Communism.

903 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8583 15:53

>>900 should play some Duke 3d

904 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8583 18:33

A restaurant on the lobby of a 5-star international hotel 15km away is not the kind of answer you'd expect to be given after asking "what's the cheapest restaurant near me" to a so-called smart assistant.

905 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8583 19:39

Like you're doing right now?

906 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8583 19:48

Beats talking to you

907 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8583 20:35

the trick is to stop living in the present

908 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8583 22:43

why the fuck is all my spam british now? i miss the japanese adultery site spam i used to get.

909 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8583 23:31

I wonder if I could find a cute girl in real life and enter into some sort of "friends with benefits" affair with her, but benefits as in literally just cuddling.

910 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8583 23:35

Get in shape, brush your teeth, don't talk about dorky anime shit around her, and you've got a chance.

911 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8584 00:09

i like being treated like a girl in every way

912 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8584 02:56

Heard some idiot saying some artist must have been SO FUCKIN BAKED when he painted that

Yay legal marijuana I guess

913 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8584 12:14

> implying the heresy train has brakes

914 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8584 15:22

Why do you (and so many like you) assume that all women want a fit guy who isn't into anime?

915 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8584 19:26

Insecurity. NEXT!

916 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8584 19:37

-shrug- It's mostly true.

917 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8584 20:02

Because it's true. You think an out of shape dude posting fantasies about "cute girls" on a niche text board is getting any action?

918 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8584 20:26

Humans are unable to distinguish individual properties of a smell.
There is no "blue", "sharp" or "sweet" in smell: encounter a new smell and the question will be "what does it smell like?" and not "how <smell adjective> is it?"; the answers given will invariably relate the scent to objects or experiences - "burnt toast", "old people", "fresh dog poop". Indeed, the words themselves probably conjure the respective smells almost immediately.

My thesis follows. This lack of is exactly why smells evoke memories the strongest of all senses.
Precisely because there are no abstract "blue" or "sharp" properties in smells that get lumped into a single category of "blue" or "sharp" is why we retain so much information from specific smells. We can't break down a smell into its component parts, so we must retain it in full.
Thus the random whiff walking past an alleyway takes you right back to that summer when you were 4 and your older cousin tried to feed you poop on toast at your grandparents' house.
It's almost paradoxical: our weakest sense, given time, becomes our strongest.

919 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8584 22:00

Hot people want to shag other hot people, is this notion truly that outrageous?

Anime doesn't really factor in that much though, provided you got the looks.

920 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8584 23:19

We're about to reach 1000 unhappy posts

921 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8584 23:40

Except this one, this one is happy.

922 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8585 02:02

When I look back on this year I won't wish I had smoked more pot.

923 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8585 05:11

Yeah, being attractive helps but social skills are much more important. It's also hard to generalize what women want. I once had a girlfriend who liked boobs so I showed her Senran Kagura and she loved it! Hot and nerdy girls do exist.

>>909, what you want is possible. I've met cute girls who say they want "cuddle buddies." Guys are horndogs so girls tend to put up a strong guard, so you need to develop rapport and prove you're trustworthy first. The fastest path to cuddletown is a group cuddle with a number of close friends. Alcohol helps with this. After group cuddling a few times, the cute girl will start to trust you and be willing to cuddle alone.

However, it's honestly probably better to just ask her to be your girlfriend. After all, a girl needs to be at least mildly attracted to you to be willing to cuddle, so you might as well go all the way. After all, if you become just cuddle buddies, eventually she will get a sexual partner who will probably ask her to stop cuddling, and then your heart will be broken.

924 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8585 06:24

in that goddamn I Spy illustration you call a closet, honey

925 Name: vc: lain : 1993-09-8585 10:50

Time management also. Nerd activities are known for taking lots of your precious free time in deep focus on nerd shit. You could be quite a pleasant person to know, but all that studying and media consumption is time you aren't prettying yourself up, networking for love/poon, etc.

This is not an indictment of being otaku as fuck: the stigma is real and it's stupid and shallow people are everywhere. Granted, so is the stereotypical maladapted geek who at best isn't fun to be around and at worst is a douche; it's a kind of shallowness, too. Just, if you aren't getting something you want, you either want more than you're gonna get, or you need to adjust priorities in order to get it. Life is full of compromises, and compromises suck by definition. Some compromises are fair, and some of them aren't fair.

Gentlemongs, try not to short-circuit your satisfaction with a life-ruining obsession. But at the same time, if you find an activity so meaningful that it makes all the suffering of life worth enduring, you have a thing a lot of people don't. Don't apologize for it (unless it is evil, in which case maybe you should mend your ways--but I assume that's an unusual corner case). Hide your power level if need be, but also avoid (general) situations where you must compensate for it by being something that ain't genuine. It's simply accepting life for what you can squeeze out of it, and that is a part of "having your act together", which is an attractive trait to most anyone worth wooing. Like the book Murphy's Law once sardonically cracked about loans, to get an S.O. you ought to first prove you don't need one.

926 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8585 11:12

Listen, you talk trash about moé in the Internet, you'll have to deal with me.

927 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8585 11:24

tryna look up some movie i saw for only a moment at my parents' friend's house that said parents' friend was watching while channel surfing because it scared me and i want a little closure but google is shooting duds here

928 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8585 14:58

Speak for yourself - I've never experienced a smell bringing up a memory. Sight or sound are far better suited for that purpose, since they can convey more, specific information (“Hey remember that time when…”)

929 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8585 15:11

You think there are no women who like fat guys. ( ̄ー ̄)

930 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8585 16:14

Is it Friday yet?

931 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8585 16:46


932 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8585 20:27

Maybe it's you? I can't count the times someone's suddenly exclaimed, "Whoa, I just caught a smell that strongly reminded me of..."

933 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8585 23:30

I've never heard someone say anything close to that. I've heard plenty of people say they've been reminded by sights or sounds, however.

I don't really care if either of us are unusual, or live in an unusual area, but the idea of smell being a powerful sense is certainly not universal.

934 Name: Bill Nye (A Smelly Guy) : 1993-09-8586 01:22

A weird smell was a major plot arc for the entirety of Lucky Star. Smell ya later, dokyuns!

935 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8586 02:02

Well, you know what they say

936 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8586 03:30

It really stinks, huh?

937 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8586 08:50

I imagine some of these copypastas come about because some Anon decides to make a shitty joke, sees the initial glint of "oh god why", and realizes it is not time for half measures.

938 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8586 09:09

Olfactory memory is definitely a thing. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olfactory_memory

And to add anecdotal evidence pool, I find memories triggered by smell much more powerful because they make me deeply relive the experience of that memory. It's similar to the eery feeling of like deja vu.

939 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8586 13:35

Hey cool, supporting evidence! Neat.

Anyway it's interesting that there's always someone one the internet around to argue "I have found an exception to your predicates, thus I submit your conclusion is entirely false"

940 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8586 20:16


941 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8586 21:33

I just don't think I'm cut out for the aristocracy.

942 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8586 22:32

Sometimes when I smell something I've smelled before I'll recognize it as something I've smelled before, but I rarely remember exactly where I first smelled it.

943 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8587 05:46

You're misrepresenting me by saying “entirely false”. My objections are with your statement being universally applied - nothing more.

944 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8587 10:25

I see that now, but I never explicitly it was universal. I also made other points, some standing alone from those you object to, and yet you didn't touch upon those at all. Thus my reaction to what I interpreted as a haughty dismissal based on an incorrect assumption, similar to how a grammar nazi would pick out a mistake to avoid having to address the brunt of an argument. It hurt my feelings, yo.

Anyway, how boring is meta-argument? Let's do something more interesting for the death throes of this THREAD.

945 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8587 10:27

“Our subject, then, and our data being of this nature, we must be content if we can indicate the truth roughly and in outline, and if, in dealing with matters that are not amenable to immutable laws, and reasoning from premises that are but probable, we can arrive at probable conclusions.

The reader, on his part, should take each of my statements in the same spirit; for it is the mark of an educated man to require, in each kind of inquiry, just so much exactness as the subject admits of: it is equally absurd to accept probable reasoning from a mathematician, and to demand scientific proof from an orator.” - Aristotle, <i>Nicomachean Ethics</i>, <i>tr.</i> Peters

Bothayunz sound absurd to me, within a short number of exchanges muddying up both what is objective and what is subjective. That is, initial statement poses as objective fact a generalization predicated on subjective conjecture, initial counterstatement uses subjective experience to argue against an objective universality. It continues with neither participant acknowledging the basis of good faith argument, <i>viz.</i> “hang on, I know what you meant, but consider this.” It comes across as disingenuous all around, very frustrating to follow, can’t fap to this. True memory comes from <b><i><u>OPPOSITE BRAIN HOLLOW TIME CUBE SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY CREATION</u></i></b>

946 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8587 18:52

Crab Yars fucking sucks

947 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8587 22:21

Yeah I don't have that memory-triggering smell either, but I constantly hear references to it in media. Also I have a pretty shit sense of smell, so who knows. Anyway my captcha is meme.

948 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8587 23:34

I think I might be literally addicted to cute anime girls.

949 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8588 01:51

Me too but I feel good about it.

950 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8588 05:16

I have a mild tendency to make up sentences that I haven't said before. I wonder if that comes from /r9k/.

951 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8588 08:24

Vote Ron Paul 2018

952 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8588 08:48

>>950 Grasp the candlemaker's nose firmly, dear comrade, lest affectionate proteins stretch your jodhpurs!

953 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8588 10:31

Cute girl phoning the professional cuddling service you've been using regularly to inform them that you won't be requiring their services any longer.

954 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8588 14:28

Fill me up inside!

955 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8588 17:15

Can't fill up!

956 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8588 18:32

as she cleans the blood off of her butcher knife collection.

957 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8589 00:08

Why did I have to memorize so much more in elementary school than I do in college?

958 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8589 01:50


959 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8589 01:56

ywn be as cute as link in a gerudo outfit

960 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8589 13:56

Alex Jones: There's some seedy shit going on in the world and I'm gonna tell you about it!
Me: Yeah! Tell us, Alex!
Alex: The global financial elite uses their wealth and influence to create political policies that favor them and hurt you, the common man! They seek to enrich themselves at your expense!
Me: Yeah! Preach on, what do we do about it?
AJ: First you have to buy one of my filters. Also, the global financial elite are actually interdimensional satan-worshipping pedophile vampires who want to strap your children into an intergalactic rape machine and suck out their psychic energy.
Me: ...

961 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8589 15:49

Why are they fucking excited about a release of a new version of a shit IDE. It's still going to be shit, and there's a chance it might be even worse.

962 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8589 17:34

I don't like cheesecake!

963 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8590 00:41

acting like an asshole ironically is actually just being an asshole

964 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8590 03:23


Consider these monar to be government agents.

965 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8590 04:08

Just think, some Nanashi-san coming up with a semi-creative combination of characters, loosing them into the wild to be used in (technically) secret communications by weebish nerds that write some of the code behind secret squirrel operations. Otakon is more uncomfortably real than most people realize; google-stalk Snowden's ancient posting history.

966 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8590 12:41

Cute girl performing CPR on you, but she's enjoying the mouth-to-mouth part a little too much and neglecting the chest compressions, so you end up dying.

967 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8590 13:38

>>966 That's a good one

968 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8590 14:55

tigers in the bedroom

969 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8590 16:03

(`・ω・´) <-- Pedobear?

970 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8590 17:20

   | ノ      ヽ
  /  ●   ● | KUMA──!!
  |    ( _●_)  ミ
 彡、   |∪|  、`\
/ __  ヽノ /´>  )
(___)   / (_/
 |       /
 |  /\ \
 | /    )  )
 ∪    (  \

KUMA ("Bear") is a natural kind of guy. He likes to frollick through town and chase after some pretty girls (some evil folk dubbed him "Pedobear" for that). He doesn't want to work and just enjoy himself. So he's a pretty cool dude. But sometimes he has to defeat himself rather roughly whenever his arch rival, Ronald McDonald, tries to get in on his act again by destroying his beloved environment or other evil schemes. KUMA is fierce against opponents:

                                  _ /- イ、_
             ,;^,^,ヽ                 /: : : : : : : : : : : (
            ;^|, |, |, |                /: : : : ::;:;: ;: ;:;: ; : : : ::ゝ
           r|, |, |, |, }               {:: : : :ノ --‐' 、_\: : ::}
   ∩___∩ |   ( |               {:: : :ノ ,_;:;:;ノ、 ェェ ヾ: :::}
   | ノ      ヽ ! `´. ノ   、           l: :ノ /二―-、 |: ::ノ
  /  ●   ● | 入 /   ,,・_           | //   ̄7/ /::ノ
  |    ( ●_)  ミ / , ’,∴ ・ ¨           〉(二─-┘{/
 彡、   |∪|   / 、・∵ ’  /、//|  ̄ ̄ヽ
/ __  ヽノ  /        /   // |//\ 〉
(___)    /        /    //   /\ /
         /        /        / 

971 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8590 18:27

The "future" doesn't exist. Time moves forward, but the future is a lie.
I regret wasting so much time waiting for the future now that I know this.

972 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8590 19:00

( ´∀`) Shobon, what is your reaction to the CIA labling you a pedophile?
(´・ω・`) It wasn't me! It was that creepy guy with no eyebrows who is always with that asshole little boy!

973 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8590 21:10

thinkin bout trap airhorns

974 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8590 22:12

Crossdressers have compressed gas horns built into them?
This is good to know.

975 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8591 03:10

assless chaps for my chapped aas

976 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8592 11:34

My hips are moving on their own
I'm cumming with my butt

977 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8592 16:15

Knowing that Hirohiko Araki was featured at a Louvre exposition makes me more confident in the idea that my taste is actually really good, since JoJo is the only manga that I've grown to like the past 4 years.

978 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8592 18:22

Is shanachan down? Too much see-pee?

979 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8592 21:53

I want to sample the suction noises coming from this carpet cleaning machine and make some industrial music with it.

980 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8592 23:40


981 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8593 00:43

I wasn't convinced by your argument about why I was wrong, but since you then called me a moron and a retard and a manchild and a retardchildmoronbaby, I've decided that I totally agree with you.

982 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8593 09:23

>>979 I used to have one with a variable speed control, so you could alter the pitch of the hum - I'd do that with one hand and play a drum machine with the other, make some tidy drum n bass!

983 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8593 10:58

Cute girl sitting in your lap and mischievously shifting her little bottom around to try and give you an awkward erection.

984 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8593 15:00

Dude just jack off and get it out of your system already


985 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8593 20:50

Aristocrats, business men are conspicuous spenders for social status. (At least one group called) hipsters and arguably the Amish are conspicuous savers, living on as little as possible. Of course it's possible that thrift becomes hip; how much TV does Jessica Alba watch?

986 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8593 21:35

good recipe but saffron yeah nah what the fuck do i look like an 18th century dutch spice merchant that stuff is more expensive by weight than cocaine

987 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8593 21:46

I got a shit ton, you want some?

988 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8593 22:37

>>987 cocaine or saffron?

989 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8594 01:38

Cute girl saying “dakara... dakara...” over and over again, never completing her sentence.

990 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8594 04:45

to be fair, if what i've heard about cocaine is true, i'd (personally) actually get a better high outta the saffron. straight up raging boner for paella.

991 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8594 14:52

Somehow the porn is a lot better when you know the girl's family doesn't approve and is ashamed of her for it.

992 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8594 14:54

I love you, DQN!

993 This post sucked.

994 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8594 15:17

I wonder what >>999 will say.

995 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8594 15:18

As long as the last underbrush
of a man’s desire for cute girl
has not been not cleared away,
his mind remains in bondage,
like a suckling calf
following its mother.

―Dhammapada, verse 284, slightly modified for local audience

996 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8594 15:26

Cute girl distracting you from your zazen meditation by constantly cuddling you from behind and whispering cute things in your ears.

997 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8594 17:01

you will never sound as happy as the puzzle bobble 2 OST

998 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8594 17:25

So long as I have caffeine, I am unstoppable.

999 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8594 17:30

Cute girl bringing this thread to a peaceful end.

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